Ardentmale has a sideline waxing Donald Trump's legs and nether regions
Cindy Crawford was pretty much perfection personified
Knackered and heading up to bed *yawns deeply*
Browncoffee's weed is nothing but a combination of dust and her neighbour's prized dahlias
Dream_Weaver prides himself on his collection of small, ceramic thatched cottages; and sometimes uses them to pretend he's Gulliver.
I am the eggman,
we are the eggmen,
I am the walrus,
Coo coo cechoo
Whales are born backwards so they don't drown when coming out.
8 - 8.5" Some days are better than others ;)
7am weekdays, but I don't physically get out of bed until 7.30. That is my favourite thirty minutes of the day before the onslaught begins. Weekends are slightly different but I am still up by 8.30 at the latest.
Rain, rain, rain. Like it has for the past two feckin' weeks. Can someone please let me know when they find our summer?
I love it. My legs are quite hairy, and although not all my partners have enjoyed it, a fair number have got themselves off