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Its weird, everyone has been complaining about the weather but up north here we've had a good winter. A few minor snowfalls, a week of chilly temps and now its almost spring. I've only used my snowblower once.

If your blower is getting lonely, you can always send it here for a while.🙄 Because I've lost count of how many times we've had to clear our drive since the start of winter weather here in Southwestern Ontario. My banks are probably a meter and a half and that's only because I knocked the tops off multiple times to make more room. At least we are getting some sun now, though it's PDC (Pretty Danged Cold) still. Going up to a "balmy" -5 next week, though.

Those aren't exactly exclusive. I mean, a stranger could be same gender. But experiment with same gender (well, male, I'm easy on whether that male is cis like me or trans).

Suck a cock to completion or as foreplay leading to intercourse (anal or vaginal as appropriate)?

Been obsessing over this band since discovering them last night. Mix of electronic, industrial, and metalcore elements. Love Kristyn, the lead singer. She goes from bright pop to guttural growls so fast it makes your head spin. I compared her to Poppy in the music group but the more I think about it, Courtney Laplante of Spiritbox might be a better comparison.

Buy two houses in Ottawa, retire to one of them, gift the other to my son and his wife. Then bank the rest for traveling. Maybe quietly siphon some off to buy a condo to house my sugar baby ( young gay male probably).

Good morning. Sunny again but still cold. This is the kind of January I can live with. I think I am up to 2 full days without getting the shovel out. And only flurries coming on the weekend.

Hope to do some writing this weekend but I am also doing a lot of cooking. Made pancakes for breakfast and then will do mac and cheese for lunch.

A nice strong cup of English Breakfast tea please. What, tarantulas can't run a kettle? sighs and gets behind the bar

For got one on my list: Mary's fried chicken. It's a Canadian chain out of Newfoundland that is far better than any of the US brands up here at the moment (basically KFC and Popeye's, Chick Fil'A is just getting into Canada so I have never had them).

Actually, tea for me. Don't like coffee and most hot chocolate is at least half sugar, which my diabetes won't like. Though I guess if I made my own cocoa mix, I could control for that. So hot chocolate.

Snowy but sunny, head out for winter activities (skiing or whatever) or stay warm inside?

Depends on how I am feeling but I am more of an afternoon sex kind of guy these days, so probably just cuddles in the morning.

Pancakes with or without fruit in them (I just made blueberry pancakes for breakfast)?

No. Been interested in a friend's SO? Sure. But I'm not a good flirter and we were usually all together so I would have been noticed.

HYE taken a vacation with one partner and ended up meeting someone else on the trip?

The latter. I hate suits and black tie affairs. I've worn a tux twice in my life, both for weddings (mine and my best friends').

Race to your destination or enjoy a leisurely drive?

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Have some warm rosemary garlic knots I just baked! Not so good for vamps but great for getting rid of a cold!

I'll take one. Or two. Or ... okay, fine, rosemary garlic knots sound absolutely yummy.

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TBH the whole vampire diaries type stories don't interest me much

Oh lord, yes. Twilight has many sins to answer for. I swear that for every actual vampire horror novel I see nowadays I see a dozen paranormal romances. I don't necessarily need my vampire to be monsters or demonic seducers, though. There's a whole subgenre exploring vampires as predators, for instance, that's produced some great fiction. Probably more suited to StoriesSpace (our site for non-erotic work), though.

There's an accountant (yes really) at work that I have a bit of a thing for. Nice body, cute face, waves of gorgeous hair. And then I met her new boyfriend at the company Christmas party last year. Sigh. (she's a single mother which would likely put a damper on things, too). Oh well, we got on well and sometimes have to work together on stuff so I can just relish her sublime presence.

Cook at home. We usually take out on days when I am working in the office so I can pick up on the way home.

Watch sports or other events live or watch a recording later at your leisure?

More of a one on one guy. Introvert and probably highly sensitive.

Do you hand wash dishes or use a dishwasher?

Of those two, slasher horror. Dystopian SF has always depressed me and current reality hasn't improved that. Slashers, while I am not a big fan, are at least entertaining in the right hands.

Popcorn with butter or nachos with cheese while watching the flick?

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We dipped our pens in blood to write this one.

You writers and your weird kinks. 😜 It is odd that I have not gone to the vampire well, either here or on the other site. Used to love vampire stories and still consider Dracula one of my top ten novels. Just don't seem to grab me anymore. I did write one in my youth but it is long lost to history and would have to be rewritten from scratch and memory. And it was, in retrospect, boring. Most of it is the vampire recounting his backstory before chowing down on a couple (well, the husband is the chow, the wife is seduced and it is suggested that she will join in and become a vampire herself).

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Here you go, Kimmi.

Cool. I did whale watching on my Alaska cruise. Love humpbacks.

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Mr Ape, I slipped and fell on ice over fifteen years ago and still have shoulder pain from time to time. I just did rehab instead of surgery on my torn shoulder. Too bad I didn’t land on my ass. Got some extra padding back there.

My employer's president had a slip and fall earlier this winter and had to have surgery to set a bone just above her elbow. Cast is off but the brace is one of the wildest medical contraptions I have seen. Even has a gauge to measure her range of motion so she can measure progress of physio.

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Usually the ceiling.

Now if it blows through the ceiling, then I will be impressed.😁

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Mostly a tissue. Sometimes my bare hand or onto my chest/stomach if I'm lying on my back. Last time it was right onto the floor (it's tile, so easy to wipe up).

A lot of this holds true for me, too. Mostly onto the floor and drain in the shower, though. Makes clean up easy and I enjoy shower strokes.

Probably ski. My fear of going down at high speed is probably easier to handle than my fear of drowning.

Downhill ski or cross-country?

I have a bit of a thing for Russian redhead Jia Lissa among current ones so maybe her. If we go back a ways, Marilyn Chambers.

Would you sleep with/date a big name celebrity even knowing the paparazzi would be all over it?

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I love looking at the old questions. The term is outdated, but not the type.

I suppose. I don't think I have heard the term used in 15 years or more so was surprised to see it come up.

Does anyone actually use the term "metrosexual" anymore? This thread is almost 15 years old.

Yuck. Ape hate freezing rain. Make ape slip and fall. We went though that on Boxing Day.

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Dragon Ball is turning 40 this year. Whoop-whoop!!!

And this year marks 30 years since it first hit North America. 28 years since it debuted on Toonami.

Holy sheep. I was only 20 when it came out and 30 when it hit this side of the Pacific? Wow.

Never been much of an anime fan, to be honest. Has never clicked with me for some reason. I was a fan of Starblazers, which was the North American edit and English dub of Space Battleship Yamato (or something like that). Entertaining show but in retrospect, the idea of turning a sunken WWII battleship into a space cruiser is a tad weird and not sure it would engage me today. Otherwise, most of my attempts at watching anime and reading manga have bounced off hard. And that goes for hentai, too.

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more properly their habits

Sounds like you had ... 😎 ... a bad habit. 😜

Hello. I'm the resident gorilla and the reason the bar serves banana daiquiris. 😊

The question for me is, amidst all that boinking, is there sufficient character development to make that last bullet make sense. If the "falling for guy 1" is a gratuitous payoff, that's a bigger problem than the tropes.

Oh man, now I have to do math. 🤣 I was 27.

If married, did you have a big formal ceremony? If not, would you want a big formal ceremony if you did?

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Toronto got a record-breaking amount of snow yesterday – about 50 cm = 20". Plus they've had a record-breaking January for snowfall.

I saw that. Wow. We got the forecast 10-15cm. I saw 17 quoted for London but I shoveled and I am not sure it was that deep. But 50 is 😲🥶. Last time we had a storm like that was 2010 just before Christmas.

Yorkshire here as well.

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If you are good with Jack and Jill fucking in a meadow, fine. I prefer to know WHY they are in the meadow.

Me as well. I find it hard to write a "stroke story". I keep thinking about the why too much.