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Speak of pirate heavy metal

How's this?

Keelhauled

Oh, I loves me some Alestorm. They more fun metal than serious heavy metal but I love that myself.

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We saw this little thing on the way from the airport to the hotel…

I hear Trump wants one in DC. 🙄

When we were in Paris, I wasn't feeling well one day so Mrs. Ape and Ape, Jr. rented bikes and rode along the Champs Elysee while I prowled Musee d'Orsay (I'm a big fan of impressionism and post-impressionism).

More Alestorm, this time joined by German gurdyist and singer Patty Gurdy. She's toured with them on occasion, too.

How about some Asian Folk Metal to rock your weekend? The subject is famous Asian pirate queen, so I suppose this falls in with the pirate metal subgenre to some degree, too.

The woman in the hat playing a liuqin (basically a Chinese mandolin) is Taiwanese musician NiNi. The long-haired growler (and a very impressive one, I must say) with the electric guitar is Ryoji Shinomoto of Japanese heavy metal band Ryujin. Nini used to mostly do Asian covers of Western rock and metal but has been putting out some good originals of late.

Summer. I can get snow at home.

Masturbate in bed or in the shower/bath?

Probably stream a podcast. Not too impressed with the current offerings on radio around here.

Watch a ballgame (season started, eh) or watch a movie?

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I had one started and decided halfway through to switch to a different element. Now I'm halfway done with the new story and I'm trying to talk myself out of going back to the first story. Ackkk! LOL.

Been there, done that. Usually I end up finishing both, putting one in the comp and releasing the other after it's over. Hasn't happened here in a while but I am pretty sure I did that in a recent comp on SS.

I am so close to submitting it hurts. Just can't settle on which of two endings to use.

Tried once but we got interrupted and I have not tried again. That was with a guy I met online.

HYE messed up a mouse or keyboard by cumming on them or otherwise getting body fluids on/in them while playing on your computer?

Android.

Spring or Fall?

Never happened but I can certainly see it happening.

HYE made a private sex tape/video to send to someone?

Testament

I have not.

HYE been hit on in circumstances that made it embarrassing?

I am the eldest of three boys. The youngest and I are more alike than me and the middle, I think, but I have similarities and differences with both. Let's just say you wouldn't mistake us for one another.

Never.

HYE had relationships going with two members of the same family without them knowing?

Heavy Metal all way, baby.🤘

Vinyl or CD?

Famous is a story with 30,000 views, Legendary is 100,000. And then there is Millionaire which for writers with 1,000,000 views across all stories.

I don't have the process for audio at my fingertips but there's a thread here somewhere. I am sure someone will give you a link to it.

Remarkable musician and songwriter. Knew Sir Elton was getting up there but hadn't realised that he was that much older than me. He was already 19 when I was born.

Block but I have not had to.do that in a long time, probably not since the old Lush.

Interested in someone on Lush: Make a direct approach or engage with them in chat/forums and see what happens?

At work I run dual 32" on a dual arm. At home I have a 27" on an arm and then use the laptop screen as a second monitor. So 2 normally. Could technically go to 3 at work if I add the laptop screen but have never seen a need.

Yes/no decision: Flip a coin or go with your gut?

Rammstein

Meh on it. Only had it a couple times and don't hate it, but don't like it enough to buy either.

Sleeping together, spoon or face-to-face?

Text. Can't think of too many situations where I could get away with voice.

Sexting with a real life partner or with someone you only know online?

Ah, Paris. Have a good trip. I would like to get to France again someday, esp. places like Normandy and the Riviera that I didn't hit on my first visit there (we did Paris and the Loire on that one).

I have hit a crossroads with my comp entry. I have two possible endings, both written. And I keep flip-flopping on which one to use. Maybe I will just flip a coin or something but I would prefer to make a creative decision here.

Have a good one, crew.

Yorkshire Tea and a croissant.

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I have been noticing recently that a number of women with ages ranging from 22 to 38, have been calling me Daddy and we have then pursued a sexually charged on-line chat fantasy of father/daughter/step-daughter relationship. This has me wondering, do a lot of women have a fantasy that involves an older father/uncle/neighbour figure?

I suspect it is more that you attract the small segment of women who do have those fantasies than that "a lot of" women have them. Basically another way of saying what Kis said.

I am not fond of the nectar of the bean, but I have found some iced coffee to my liking. Still doesn't beat a well-brewed tea, though.

Loose-leaf tea or bagged?

Not yet but I am bi so... maybe someday?

HYE hooked up with someone when you really should not have?

Tits for sure. Not that I have a problem with a nice bum, but I am definitely more of a boob man when it comes to women.

Instrumental or vocal music?

A few times. 1 actual stay in Cancun, 1 day trip to Tijuana from San Diego (early 90s), 3 cruise port stops.

HYE come home from a trip to a flooded basement, dead furnace, or other household disaster?

LOL. Got another "Like" on my profile from a woman. Took a boo. She literally had almost nothing on her profile, not even a profile pic like most of them do, and still got a friend and five followers.🙄🤣

Went out to grab some groceries this afternoon and man, was the wind ever cold. The temperature is around 1C to start with but the wind chill was (shivers).

Shoulders need it more.

Outdoor hot tub or indoor whirlpool tub (for two to share, of course)?

Just dropped my pants to, um, enjoy nature. 😋

HYE masturbated outdoors while walking/hiking?