Not sure anyone would want a lap dance from me, so receive.

Night out at a strip club or at a dance club?

Smooth jazz sax for sure. There's a reason sax and sex only differ by one vowel.😉

Plain ice cream or make a sundae?

Anal plug. I have a bit of a butt fetish right now (read my comp entry for evidence of this)

Wine with a meal or just to enjoy while relaxing?

I have had a few occasions that kind of felt that way but might have been more deja vu than dream come true.

HYE had a wet dream about one partner while sleeping with another?

On a picnic table sounds hot, actually so that's first choice. But if it is raining or privacy is a concern, tent could be good.

Sex while out having a picnic (or other outdoor activities) or hold it until you are home?

I gave one a whirl in the early days but there were too many limitations on the free version so I gave up. Maybe there's better options but I don't really see value in it right now.

Is AI affecting your life in a big way yet?

I don't, either (and this is This or That, eh)

Swing with real life friends or swing with folks you met online?

No Bear? No worries. Ape got this.

Bertha is filled to the tippy top with a dark roast Ethiopian.

For teas there's Kenyan Kembaa and Yorkshire Gold. And the kettle is ready is you fancy something, well, fancier.😏

Goodies? For now, it is day olds.

And I am making banana smoothies for all comers. Recipe direct from my cousin Kong. They're a big hit on Skull Island, or so he claims.

Get up, eat, clean, dress. Make another tea if there's time or if it is not a work day. Since the kid moved out, it has been pretty simple.

(Occasionally, jerk off is in there but that tends to be later in the day nowadays)

What is your end of day/bedtime routine?

Dang, if only this thread had been revived a couple days earlier, I might have given Lucy in my new story a navel piercing based on the last post from 2024. Completely did not think of that one when I was describing her body art and piercings.

She has such a nice smile and I love the painting (or digital image that looks like one, not sure which) that she has as her profile banner.😊

Does what play a major role? You're missing a word.

I shall assume you meant to put "sex" in there given where we are. Sex does play a major role in my life. Or, more properly these days, its absence does.

If your car keys or wallet is missing, where's the first place you look?

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Men find that they share a common delight in going down on women so they are “fascinated” that someone else likes it as much as they do…how the fuck would I know…ask a lesbian.

Can you just answer the question above you like the games asks and the rest of us all do? You keep responding to stuff from earlier or in this case, just dropping comments. You remind me of someone on another board who drives me up the f-ing wall.

And the current question, after that interruption, is:

Has a neighbour peeping at you led to them joining you for sexual fun?

Now that my competition entry (Lucy's Body of Art) is in and approved, I actually have my alternate competition entry to finish editing. But I won't want to post that until after the comp deadline so I'm going back to one of my ongoing projects. I have been rethinking my "island story" about a woman doing the Robinson Crusoe thing on a mysterious island and might have a new approach. We shall see.

Krokus

It's heeeeeeerrrrrrrre!!!

A tale of a woman for whom life and lust are all part of her art.

https://www.lushstories.com/stories/anal/lucys-body-of-art-2

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I don’t know what this place is really for but anything with “Honky Tonk” in it has to be good. I’ll just watch and listen for a bit.

We chat, drink, play tunes, boast about our sexual prowess (well, our prowess at writing about sex anyway). Kimmie has fun toys in the storeroom. She can tell you more. Our bartender is a polar bear, our bouncer is a tarantula. I am mostly just hanging out but occasionally act as backup for Da Bear.

Comp entry is in the queue. Yay! And the alternate is basically done, too. I'll post it after August 9. Now going to go back to some other writing I have going, non-erotic stuff (well, there's might be some erotic content, but I will keep things to a R-rating at worst).

Glass of Pinot Grigio to celebrate, please.

Gojira

Probably. Or I would have clothes nearby. I still don't do it though. My yard isn't really private enough.

Has a neighbour peeping at you led to them joining you for sexual fun?

Edguy

Carcass

Cycling is more my thing, though I don't do that much anymore. So the bicycle one. Not fond of kayaks.

Go to a nudist beach or sunbathe naked in your own yard?

So maybe we need a scoreboard showing total in queue, premium in queue, and comp entries in queue so people can gauge.😉 Oh, and the number of mods who are present, working, and sober (I know that last one is a biggie😋).

🤣 (Yes that's a joke)

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I've noticed the lower output over the past couple of weeks -- many days with fewer than 10 stories published, when in the recent past we'd routinely have days with one or two bursts of 15+ stories within one hour -- and figured the queue must be bloated.

Also, it's summer in the Northern Hemisphere where most, maybe all, of the mods are located so people are more likely to be on vacations or otherwise unavailable.

My crushes have pretty always been people I already know in person (e.g. a cute accountant at work) so never really happened.

Ever crushed on someone unexpected (e.g. a straight person crushing on someone of their own sex)?

Writing, reading, watch TV. Assuming it's not a workday, of course.

Do you go naked outdoors frequently, rarely, or never?

Yum. That's a, um, strawberry delight for sure.😁

Vacation draws to a close and I finished two stories (mostly, might still do some more edits). Comp entry hopefully goes into the queue today. Alternate will wait until after the deadline. Don't want to distract from my actual entry.😋

Irish breakfast and a cuppy cake.

Dragon. (Surely you know what a dragon is?) I get to fly, horde treasure, and incinerate asshole knights. What's not to like?

Seduce a fair maiden or be seduced by her wicked stepmother?

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You’re all right. There is nothing anyone can do, so we shouldn’t even try. I don’t know what I was thinking.

We have all talked about things we can do. The only one of your suggestions anyone took issue with is using names as a trigger for monitoring an account and I pointed out the problems with that in my previous post.

Maybe they already do this, but there are tools like StopForumSpam that can check a registration's email addresses and IP addresses against blacklists of know spam/scam sources and then route them for mod scrutiny (or just summarily reject them) if they match a list. I use them on the site I run (it is built into the software I use).

But, again, it is not perfect. Users still need to report the ones that get through.

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Simple having the name “XXXDominatrix” (my apologies if that is an actual user name) can alert an algorithm without the user ever seeing an affect, as long as the next step in the algorithm is to monitor number of unsolicited outgoing messages, especially to new users.

Most of the ones who hit on me don't have obvious, easily identifiable names like that. You would have to cast a very wide net and a lot would still slip through. And once the fake doms realize that names are being watched, they will start using names that won't trip the monitor and you are back to square one. And, as I pointed out in my last paragraph, I have had ones that aren't for doms. The only way to catch those really is people reporting them. So I really see a measure like this as potentially intrusive while adding little to no benefit.