Writing, reading, watch TV. Assuming it's not a workday, of course.

Do you go naked outdoors frequently, rarely, or never?

Yum. That's a, um, strawberry delight for sure.😁

Vacation draws to a close and I finished two stories (mostly, might still do some more edits). Comp entry hopefully goes into the queue today. Alternate will wait until after the deadline. Don't want to distract from my actual entry.😋

Irish breakfast and a cuppy cake.

Dragon. (Surely you know what a dragon is?) I get to fly, horde treasure, and incinerate asshole knights. What's not to like?

Seduce a fair maiden or be seduced by her wicked stepmother?

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You’re all right. There is nothing anyone can do, so we shouldn’t even try. I don’t know what I was thinking.

We have all talked about things we can do. The only one of your suggestions anyone took issue with is using names as a trigger for monitoring an account and I pointed out the problems with that in my previous post.

Maybe they already do this, but there are tools like StopForumSpam that can check a registration's email addresses and IP addresses against blacklists of know spam/scam sources and then route them for mod scrutiny (or just summarily reject them) if they match a list. I use them on the site I run (it is built into the software I use).

But, again, it is not perfect. Users still need to report the ones that get through.

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Simple having the name “XXXDominatrix” (my apologies if that is an actual user name) can alert an algorithm without the user ever seeing an affect, as long as the next step in the algorithm is to monitor number of unsolicited outgoing messages, especially to new users.

Most of the ones who hit on me don't have obvious, easily identifiable names like that. You would have to cast a very wide net and a lot would still slip through. And once the fake doms realize that names are being watched, they will start using names that won't trip the monitor and you are back to square one. And, as I pointed out in my last paragraph, I have had ones that aren't for doms. The only way to catch those really is people reporting them. So I really see a measure like this as potentially intrusive while adding little to no benefit.

Not good enough. It is just another card game for me.

Do you play strip games, poker or others?

1. I like cats but don't have one

2. I have been to at least two active volcanoes

3. I am bisexual but mostly closeted and inexperienced with men

Just ignore unless they are doing something really out of line.

Anal sex: Giver or Receiver or Both?

Nope. I have been waved at by a Canadian prime minister, though (Pierre Trudeau, father of the recent PM Justin Trudeau)

HYE smashed something you loved in a fit of rage or passion?

At the moment, but I'm also on a week's vacation from work just writing and relaxing. Ask me again when I go back to work next week.

Is happiness the ultimate goal in life?

Okay, I think you all know what I meant. Anal-retentive, i.e. extremely fussy and picky, editing.

But I like the smuttier versions better, myself. Anyone want to join me for some "anal editing"?

My story is getting close. Probably give it another pass tomorrow. Still not finding the cover image I want. Yeah, I'm being anal about that, too. I have one but it's a bit of a placeholder.

Enjoy both, really. Asking exercises my creativity more but I sometimes get to give creative answers, too. So the answer is ... yes.

Passing on the question since I kind of whiffed this one: Prefer asking or answering questions on Lush Forums?

Mountain climbing is probably more within my ability range. I can't swim worth beans and am unlikely to get better at my age. I've at least hiked mountains.

Do you want a lover who purrs like satisfied kitten or screams like a lion in heat?

Pandora. Seems like a more interesting planet from what we have seen of Vulcan (which really isn't much, it even got destroyed in the alternate Kelvin universe).

Explore space or explore the deepest parts of the ocean?

A playlist on Spotify of prog and neo-prog themed around the band Solstice.

Might sound vanilla, but with a woman, vaginal intercourse. Position is where I would like to experiment, but I am pretty fond of cowgirl. Even enjoy mish. It offers an intimacy that some other positions (like rear entry ones) lack for me.

For men, I am still open but oral is definitely what I want first if I get something going with a man. One at a time or 69. I am easy on that front. But I want a cock in my mouth and a mouth full of cum. I've only had the former so far.

Actually, I am. My wife might have other ideas, though.😳

What movie or TV show have you given up on partway through and never gone back?

Yorkshire Tea and an eclair.

So I have a comp entry finally in draft and another story on the comp theme that I can put out later. The only question is, which is which? I think I know but since I have not entered, maybe my mind will change.

My home office chair yesterday morning. I seem to be in a mood this week. I am stroking off daily, even twice on Tuesday. That's almost unheard of for me in the past decade.

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It stands for consensual non-consent. It is a form of role-play wherein partners agree in advance on doing nonconsensual acts, such as forced sex and pushing the limits.

Ah. I probably knew that at some point and have forgotten due to lack of use. Yeah, that's definitely treading boundaries here. I am a bit surprised the first mod took it. Definitely want to get clarification from them or another moderator.

My first time actually, really drunk was on tequila and I have had a hate-on for the stuff ever since because I am one of those people who gets miserable and sullen when they're drunk, not funny and fun, and that's the night I found that out.

Red is a favourite colour of mine period, not just G-strings, but I am good with black, too.

Full body tattoos or just a few small, strategically located ones?

CNC? No idea what that is other than a smart lathe. Have you DM'd the original mod to see if they know what happened? Mods do discuss this stuff backstage, or did in my day as a mod. That's probably the first thing I would do.

Sometimes. I sometime shop on my lunch hour for starters.

How often do you go commando?

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This keeps coming up

Deep Purple

Smoke On The Water

Yeah, that seems to be becoming a theme song for the summer of 2026, eh. Sorry to hear it's still blowing your way. We got it for three days last week but I guess the weather systems shifted or something. Today was a near perfect day here. Cool, low humidity, lots of sun, AQ of 2 (vs. 10+ a week ago). Went out and cut the grass. Only the back really needed it but the weather going forward is a pretty mixed bag so I took advantage of the good day.

And National Handjob Day? Did not know that was a thing. I, um, gave myself a handjob. Does that count? (Yeah, got a little overexcited writing my comp entry😋).

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Thanks for my next story idea.

Oh s**t, I didn't even intend that pun. LOL. My story does involve a lot of anal, too. 🤣

No but it would be a nice stroke to my ego if it happened.

HYE met someone you once crushed on years later and wondered why you were so into them?

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First, I would like LS to monitor any members who excessively send messages, if that is possible.

Not impossible but not a normal part of running a forum to be sure. The software I admin would require custom to do this.

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Second, be aggressive in responding to accounts who receive reports regarding their behavior.

As far as I know, the mods do. But we are already seeing in this thread that a lot of people see these profiles as just a nuisance and don't report them. I am guilty of that myself. The mods can't enforce when they don't know the violation is happening.

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Third, and this is controversial at least, monitor those names that speak “dominance” carefully.

And how do you propose to do that equitably and fairly on a site with a BDSM forum and that publishes BDSM stories? An author who is dominant and writes stories from that perspective, for instance, should be able to use a name that reflects that without attracting extra scrutiny. That lifestyle faces discrimination from some quarters as it is. This site should not be contributing to that discrimination but provide a space where they can express their sexuality like we all can. So no to this. Report th spammers and scammers and do not target people just based on their choice of username.

FYI I had a suspicious like today that was not BDSM related. The profile claimed to be female but used pics that were easily identifiable by an image search as being of a known porn model. At least 3 guys posted on the profile that I saw. So this is NOT about BDSM, but about spam and scams. They just seem to use dominance as a lure a lot.

Okay, that was ... interesting. With one comp story flagging, I finally remembered a first attempt at the comp that I had walked away from. And in a couple hours today, I finished a first draft of that one and did some editing. It's a better, more interesting story, IMHO. Maybe if I find an ending for the other one I like, I'll publish it after the comp but I think this one is going to be the entry. Just need to find a cover image (I know what I need, just need to either find it or generate it) and do my usual day or three of anal editing.

Just at the beach and wearing a swimsuit. Having a real, nude shower outdoors would be fun, though.

Do you sunbathe nude?