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SensualDesires83
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 53
0 miles · South Carolina
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1) At night, on the pier near a beach where I live over looking the Atlantic Ocean
2) In a yacht cruising down the river
3) In the snow
4) On a trampoline
5) On the high banks of the Daytona International Speedway
2) In a yacht cruising down the river
3) In the snow
4) On a trampoline
5) On the high banks of the Daytona International Speedway
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The first one has been posted here earlier:
http://www.lushstories.com/forum/yaf_postst6364_Breast-Stroke.aspx
http://www.lushstories.com/forum/yaf_postst6364_Breast-Stroke.aspx
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"Tequila Sunrise" --Eagles
What happens after it's gone?
What happens after it's gone?
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Here's mine:
Pleasing her slick lips, ones speaking slurping sounds as they parted, he plunged slowly in. She sighed sexually, as a hunger was fulfilled.
Pleasing her slick lips, ones speaking slurping sounds as they parted, he plunged slowly in. She sighed sexually, as a hunger was fulfilled.
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HELL EXPLAINED
By an ASU Chemistry Student
The following is an actual question given on a University of Arizona chemistry mid-term, along with one of the answers turned in by a student.
The answer by one student was so 'profound' that the professor shared it with his colleagues via the internet, which is, of course, why we now have the pleasure of enjoying it as well:
Bonus Question: Is Hell exothermic (gives off heat) or endothermic (absorbs heat)?
Most of the students wrote proofs of their beliefs using Boyle's Law (gas cools when it expands and heats when it is compressed) or some variant.
One student, however, wrote the following:
First, we need to know how the mass of Hell is changing in time. So we need to know the rate at which souls are moving into Hell and the rate at which they are leaving, which is unlikely.
I think that we can safely assume that once a soul gets to Hell, it will not leave.There fore, no souls are leaving.
As for how many souls are entering Hell, let's look at the different religions that exist in the world today.
Most of these religions state that if you are not a member of their religion, you will go to Hell. Since there is more than one of these religions and since people do not belong to more than one religion, we can project that all souls go to Hell. With birth and death rates as they are, we can expect the number of souls in Hell to increase exponentially.
Now, we look at the rate of change of the volume in Hell because Boyle's Law states that in order for the temperature and pressure in Hell to stay the same, the volume of Hell has to expand proportionately as souls are added.
This gives two possibilities:
1. If Hell is expanding at a slower rate than the rate at which souls enter Hell, then the temperature and pressure in Hell will increase until all Hell breaks loose.
2. If Hell is expanding at a rate faster than the increase of souls in Hell, then the temperature and pressure will drop until Hell freezes over.
So which is it?
If we accept the postulate given to me by Teresa during my Freshman year that, 'It will be a cold day in Hell before I sleep with you,'and take into account the fact that I slept with her last night, then number two must be true, and thus I am sure that Hell is exothermic and has already frozen over.
The corollary of this theory is that since Hell has frozen over, it follows that it is not accepting any more souls and is therefore, extinct.....leaving only Heaven, thereby proving the existence of a Divine Being which explains why, last night, Teresa kept shouting 'Oh my God!'
THIS STUDENT RECEIVED AN A+
By an ASU Chemistry Student
The following is an actual question given on a University of Arizona chemistry mid-term, along with one of the answers turned in by a student.
The answer by one student was so 'profound' that the professor shared it with his colleagues via the internet, which is, of course, why we now have the pleasure of enjoying it as well:
Bonus Question: Is Hell exothermic (gives off heat) or endothermic (absorbs heat)?
Most of the students wrote proofs of their beliefs using Boyle's Law (gas cools when it expands and heats when it is compressed) or some variant.
One student, however, wrote the following:
First, we need to know how the mass of Hell is changing in time. So we need to know the rate at which souls are moving into Hell and the rate at which they are leaving, which is unlikely.
I think that we can safely assume that once a soul gets to Hell, it will not leave.There fore, no souls are leaving.
As for how many souls are entering Hell, let's look at the different religions that exist in the world today.
Most of these religions state that if you are not a member of their religion, you will go to Hell. Since there is more than one of these religions and since people do not belong to more than one religion, we can project that all souls go to Hell. With birth and death rates as they are, we can expect the number of souls in Hell to increase exponentially.
Now, we look at the rate of change of the volume in Hell because Boyle's Law states that in order for the temperature and pressure in Hell to stay the same, the volume of Hell has to expand proportionately as souls are added.
This gives two possibilities:
1. If Hell is expanding at a slower rate than the rate at which souls enter Hell, then the temperature and pressure in Hell will increase until all Hell breaks loose.
2. If Hell is expanding at a rate faster than the increase of souls in Hell, then the temperature and pressure will drop until Hell freezes over.
So which is it?
If we accept the postulate given to me by Teresa during my Freshman year that, 'It will be a cold day in Hell before I sleep with you,'and take into account the fact that I slept with her last night, then number two must be true, and thus I am sure that Hell is exothermic and has already frozen over.
The corollary of this theory is that since Hell has frozen over, it follows that it is not accepting any more souls and is therefore, extinct.....leaving only Heaven, thereby proving the existence of a Divine Being which explains why, last night, Teresa kept shouting 'Oh my God!'
THIS STUDENT RECEIVED AN A+
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Yep, it's safe to say she is going as Garfield for Halloween!
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Australia. I have always wanted to visit Australia. I've already been to the Bahamas one time and it was great, but I think Australia would be much better.
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She greeted me topless and thongs one day, and it was great! She can't do that all the time though. Too many people in her apartment complex walking around going to theirs. But it was definitely a sight to see!
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I really enjoy reading about straight erotic sex. I guess that is because I am straight. There is just something about a very erotic and suggestive straight story between a man and a woman.
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10. Brooke Burke
9. Eva LaRue
8. Haley Duff
7. Chelsie Hightower
6. Mandy Moore
5. Monica Potter
4. Jennie Finch
3. Carrie Underwood
2. Danica Patrick
1. Jennifer Love Hewitt
9. Eva LaRue
8. Haley Duff
7. Chelsie Hightower
6. Mandy Moore
5. Monica Potter
4. Jennie Finch
3. Carrie Underwood
2. Danica Patrick
1. Jennifer Love Hewitt
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Nope. One is enough for me. She knows how to please me and I know how to please her. As long as we have that bond, I don't need to look for more.
