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Quote by Buz
Doing it 'legit' ruins all the fun anyhow.


Are you suggesting I should embrace a fake internet persona?
There's hardly anybody in here that I'd call a legit 'friend', I really don't see myself entertaining a Lush-love anytime soon.
Not really, no.

I love regular stilettos/platforms, but stripper heels are by definition shoes with a platform of 6+ inches; to me that just looks overdone, silly and cheap.

All things in moderation...
Quote by Dancewithme
Why not ride with a companion? I do not mean just anyone. I am certain there are many decent people who would love to ride with you.
Even gypsies ride in groups.


How in hell does that relate to BCAAs or her athletic aspirations?

Man, cheesiness is oozing out of your every orifice. You really should see a doctor... or an escort.
What a whole lot of bull, haha.

This is just a succession of senseless might-as-wells. I lost $20, might as well go back to the few places I've been today. I was in that one specific shop earlier, might as well ask the clerks if they saw my money. The clerks are excessively accommodating and have way too much time on their hands, might as well sit with them and watch what the security camera filmed during the last few hours. The clerks recognize the woman who took the bill, might as well call the police. Police officers gladly responded and have absolutely nothing better to do than investigating a mundane $20, might as well bring the woman in for questioning. The woman admitted to taking the money, might as well charge her with a criminal record.

The end result is that at least 3 persons took at least 2 hours of their time to investigate a silly $20 bill, a good chunk of that time being financed by taxpayers' money. And a woman got a criminal record for doing what every sensible human being would have done, including the hypocritical clerks of that store themselves.

In my view, dropped money stops being your money the moment it exits your pocket (unless others nearby see it happening, obviously). The person who lost the $20 might have dropped it in an obscure/irretrievable place, and he/she would have had no way to ever backtrack it (in the middle of a windy public place or right over a manhole, as examples). Why anyone would expect the entire world to investigate to who an anonymous dollar bill belonged to is way beyond me. Just be mindful when handling money and you won't have any issues; I don't recall ever losing any sum of money myself.

A similar situation happened to me a few years ago in college: I spotted a $20 bill in a crowded cafeteria, right between two large tables where 12+ students were sitting (at each table). Sure, part of me wanted to do the charitable thing and find out who was the rightful owner of that money, but how exactly do you achieve that in such a crowded place? And how do you verify any claims made? Any rapacious idiot could easily have claimed the money as his/her own. Tenderly asking a throng of spendthrift students if they lost $20 wouldn't have been the virtuous thing to do; it would have been the dumb and naive thing to do.

Finders keepers: you dropped it, you lost it.
Quote by noll
LOL, "Breaking News" even ;)


I know, my parody above isn't even inflated in the slightest. I could have simply copied/pasted what's on this website and it would have been just as disconcerting, lame and hilarious. Most probably even more, actually.
Quote by Verbal
Two words: cat ears.

Sounds goofy, but very hot. Who knew?


Catwoman being the prime (and only) fictive character that I fantasize about, I really had to try this myself. I ordered the ears and mask shown below for my girlfriend; we also have a budget whip and quite a few 'wet look' accessories.

It makes for a sensational/refreshing visual and my girlfriend tends to adopt a slightly different sexual attitude with that outfit, so it's definitely a whole lot of fun and something that we keep going back to on an occasional basis. It's also pretty damn hilarious when my two black cats are following my girlfriend around, haha.

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I could provide an insightful and emotional answer to that, but realistically I'd race home to get rid of the compromising stuff that's in my sexual cache and on my hard-drive. Or alternatively, I'd call my girlfriend to take care of that so that my parents wouldn't stumble across all these things themselves after my death.


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Quote by Magical_felix
I had to wear a uniform for a couple of years and the standard uniform didn't really curtail bullying n such. In fact I think it made it worse for some kids because the uniform doesn't fit everyone right. Plus things like shoes, watches, haircuts etc. tend to stand out even more.

I do agree that it makes students more identifiable on outings... But it does so for everyone looking, know what I mean?


I've been to a high school that required a uniform too, and I'd vaguely disagree with that. Sure, you could still differentiate a nerd from a jock, but uniforms made the contrast a lot less discernible. And when the archetypal bullied look 90% like the archetypal bullies, they tend not to typify themselves as easy prey as much and I do believe it can subside the whole 'them and us' bullying culture. Your argument concerning shoes/haircuts is also a moot point: schools that warrant a uniform also impose restrictions on those things.

There wasn't a whole lot of mean kids at my school so it's hard to judge which impact the uniform had on bullying, but speaking from my own personal experience I can definitely say that it helped put everyone on the same demographic level. When we were going to school trips and everybody was allowed to dress normally for example, you could spot the cool guys and the hot girls much more easily. A few unsuspected subdued people even showed up with bold rebellious/slutty clothes, which was kind of disconcerting and hilarious, haha.

I'm still on the fence regarding the net pros/cons that uniforms can have, however. School isn't just a place where you learn math, chemistry and geography: it's equally the 'school of life', where you learn how to handle authority figures, how to bond with like-minded people, and how to deal with interpersonal conflicts. Uniforms can instill discipline and such in young people, but to me things like identity, individuality and self-expression are just as important in one's formative years, which uniforms tend to hinder by quite a significant margin.

Overall I'd tend to favor no uniforms, but I still can see a few obvious merits to them.
I also jacked off to this video of Vitamin C quite a few times. The things you have to resort to when your parents are too cheap to afford an internet connection, haha:


I used to jack off to the female cast of Melrose Place as a teenager, and that's a very serious statement:


I've only blocked one guy in my time here, back when it only affected private messages.
Nope, I'm afraid that bumping a thread is the only way to bring it back to life. The traffic isn't all that high on Lush forums however, so a newly created thread will likely remain on the first page of a section for a few days; I've visited crowded forums like bodybuilding.com where a new thread would end up on page 10 after only a few minutes (very serious).

My own line of thought is, if a thread doesn't attract a whole lot of responses in that initial time period, it most probably never will, no matter how many times you bump it. Don't take it personally when that happens, you can't always guess what others will be interested into. I've created a few threads that received absolutely no responses myself, while a few of my other ones are still gathering frequent feedback after more than 3 years.
I do a Pratt knot exclusively, though I actually had to check online to recall the proper name:





I initially picked/learned that one because it's one of the most versatile: it yields a medium-sized knot and it looks more symmetrical than a simple or four-in-hand knot. I can also adjust the size of the knot fairly easily by tightening/loosening it, depending on what I'm wearing; small knots really don't look all that good with large collars, and vice-versa.

I really can't say it's something I give much thought about however. To me it's one of those things that became second-nature after a few minor attempts, just like tying my shoes. And it really isn't rocket-science either: most knots are just variations of one another, where you simply perform a set number of loops around either the small-end or collar to achieve a bulkier knot.

Neckties really aren't mandatory in my work/life either, they're little more than an accessory that I occasionally like to add to my attire for my own personal enjoyment. My current girlfriend does love when I'm wearing a casual necktie however (particularly to impress her female friends, haha), so I've been wearing more and more of them during the weekend in the last few years. And working in an engineering office, most of my coworkers dress like below. An occasional necktie blends in nicely, while an overly fancy business suit would make me appear as a major ostentatious prick:


I practically never buy branded clothes/accessories/cosmetics (Converse shoes being the only notable exception). Partly because of my thrifty nature, and partly because I've always been dissatisfied when buying renowned brands; those Calvin Klein underwears are just plain horrible in terms of comfort/quality, as an example. I also mostly use DIY cosmetics, which gives me fantastic results for a ridiculously small price.

And mind you, the anti-capitalist and anti-conformist in me simply abhors the idea of being a walking publicity. To me, those guys wearing visible Tommy Hilfiger apparel only come across as herds of witless wannabes.

I'd much rather wear graphic tees and offer publicity to outstanding musical acts, such as Pink Floyd, Led Zeppelin or Bad Religion.
I'm not exactly sure why, but when I was a young kid I was absolutely in love with Adidas Stan Smith sneakers. I was always insisting on getting those specific shoes whenever my mom had to buy me new shoes; I think I wore 4-5 pairs successively between the ages of 6 and 10.





Aside from that, my current tastes in shoes are fairly eclectic. Right now I have 2 pairs of Converses (gray/black), 2 pairs of casual leather shoes (brown/black), 2 pairs of dress shoes (brown/black), and 4 pairs of boots (brown/black/green). Plus my obligatory running shoes, winter boots and steel-capped boots (which I sometimes have to wear at work).
Quote by Dirty_D
Fair enough. I like the ones that contain caffeine for my long rides. I suspect its mostly the caffeine I like.


Coffee would have the exact same effect for a fraction of the price, ya know.
I've never felt the need to invest in BCAAs. They're essentially nothing more than three specific amino acids (ie. Leucine, Isoleucine, Valine) which already are readily available in any quality protein source. Just a scoop of your average protein powder actually contains more BCAAs than a scoop of refined BCAA powder.


BCAA powder:





Regular protein powder:






And an average serving of salmon/chicken contains more than 3x the amount found in a scoop of refined BCAA powder: 3200mg Leucine, 1800mg Isoleucine, and 2000mg Valine for a 200g serving of salmon.

The only argument in favor of BCAA powders is that they're supposedly more easily/rapidly absorbed by the human body around a workout. However, many of these myths concerning nutrient-timing have been debunked in the past few years. As long as you ingest a sufficient amount of quality proteins in a 24-hours period surrounding your workout (ie. 0.75-1.00g / 1 lbs of body weight), you'll have plenty of BCAAs available in your system during your training session. Your body is smart enough to store/manage calories, it can convert proteins to glucose if need be, fats can even be converted to ketones to fuel the brain in the absolute absence of glucose; it really doesn't give a fuck about fussy nutrient-timing to optimize protein synthesis.

That's my opinion anyway. Invest in those costly powders at your own venture...
Quote by DanielleX
There's a sure fire way to strengthen your abs. I do them every day. Lie flat on your back and put your calves on a chair, so that they are parallel to your back. Make sure the back of your knees are almost but not quite touching the front edge of the chair. You are now effectively making a letter Z. Cross your arms over your chest and lift your torso up as high as you can. Repeat until it hurts. My Mum showed me this, who is a doc. It gives the most benefit to your abs with zero involvement to the vertebra.


I'm not really sure why you presented such a detailed description when you're only referring to sit-ups, an exercise that practically everybody knows about.