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2 Jan 2017

Quote by LikeToWrite
218. American money (especially coins) are readily accepted at face value in Canada. (Funny how in return, the USA completely rejects Canadian coins like the plague)

That's not because Canadians are any more generous/hospitable than Americans however; it's simply because the US Dollar is worth more than our Canadian Dollar. A Canadian storekeeper who accepts $10 USD actually receives $13.50 CAD; an American storekeeper who'd accept $10 CAD would only receive $7.50 USD.

2 Jan 2017

Quote by LikeToWrite
236. Canadians love their holidays so much, they declared December 26 as Boxing Day.

My father is such a thrifty freak, I always say that for him Christmas Day is nothing more than Boxing Day Eve, haha. He actually bought his Christmas presents on December 26 many many times over the years when my sister and I were kids; even this year he had no present for me on Christmas Day, but then called two days ago to announce that he bought me three pairs of leather shoes that were on a 40% sale (he and I wear the exact same size of shoes). And yes, that's mainly how I inherited my own thrifty tendencies, even though they're nowhere as severe as my father's.

And although December 26 is the official date for Boxing Day, the shops usually keep the same discounts for nearly a week; if you haven't figured it out, this discount period mostly exists because stores are liquidating their Christmas overstock.

Quote by Myamibi
Pretty sure the Uk has a holiday on Boxing Day too.

For the record Canada has 12 statutory holidays. Depending on Easter this works out to approx one a month in British Columbia. Our floating holiday is in February. It's called Family Day. Just time in the "F" month to have a little break. I believe this extra holiday is decided province by province. In Quebec they celebrate Jean Baptiste Day in June, and other provinces have their own celebratory days.

As an added note, one of those statutory holidays has a completely different name in Quebec than it does in the rest of Canada (although they coincide on the exact same date, around May 20th). What Canada calls Queen Victoria Day is actually called Patriots' Day here in Quebec; they're celebrating the British monarchy while we're celebrating our past efforts to overthrow it, haha.

Funnily enough we still mostly live peacefully as a nation; we just really don't hold the same values.

1 Jan 2017

224. Every woman that I've ever met in Canada was astute enough to formulate a proper and effective insult.

1 Jan 2017

Quote by apptobebad
I am pretty sure the Rocky Mountains were seen plenty of times by the Native inhabitants BEFORE the French got there.

Sorry for the nitpicking

This is precisely why my exact statement was "first seen by an explorer". Your intervention is akin to someone declaring "animal pelts were first used as garments 200,000 years ago", and you not-so-cleverly responding "well, I'm fairly confident that animals have been wearing their own pelts for millions of years before that". This is quite literally how dumb you're presenting yourself.

I'm certain that everyone with more than two brain cells grasped what my affirmation was pertaining to; sorry you weren't part of that demographic.

31 Dec 2016

My own commitment isn't quite a resolution as much as it is a wish: I wish to remain with my gorgeous girlfriend through all of 2017.

We'll be celebrating two years together in February 2017; my previous relationships never lasted more than around 2 years and a half (for different reasons). In other words, if I make it to the end of 2017 with my current girlfriend it will be my longest relationship ever. Things are going exceptionally well with her and I have no reason to think that we won't make it to 2018, but the circumstances will still hold a very particular connotation for me: my personal situation is more solid than ever before and hopefully I've finally found the perfect girl for me. And who knows, maybe in a few years I'll finally realize that my cum can serve a greater purpose than my own amusement and we'll have a few beautiful babies together. She's quite a few years younger than I am however, so we still have plenty of time to think about that sort of commitment.

Aside from that, I'm pretty darn happy with my current situation. I've been ruthlessly kicking myself in the ass for the past 10 years, I can finally breathe a little and profit from my relentless efforts. If anything, I've been spasmodically working on a bunch of tangled poems for nearly 3 years now (ever since I joined Lush actually); hopefully I'll finally make my poetic folder a bit less chaotic and release a complete collection of poems in 2017.

31 Dec 2016

I already was an unwavering devotee of Alfred Sung Paradise, the recent holiday season just added Mahogany Woods and Yves Rocher Ambre Noir to my modest collection of colognes. They all smell fantastic and are very complementary of one another, which I love:

31 Dec 2016

198. American Apparel should in reality be called Canadian Apparel as its founder, Dov Charney, is a Canadian-born artist and businessman.

31 Dec 2016

197. Pinkcherry.ca. Because every good Canadian also needs a reliable supplier of sex-toys to survive those long tedious winters.

31 Dec 2016

196. Canadian Tire. Because every good Canadian fundamentally needs a reliable supplier of winter tires, antifreeze and shovels.

31 Dec 2016

195. Canada has never possessed any nuclear warhead; at its peak in 1975, the USA possessed 27,500 of them.

And yep, those are the exact same kind of warheads that were launched against Japan in 1945 and that can each destroy an entire city.

I know some patriotic imbeciles from the USA will be tempted to turn that fact to their own merit, but I'd personally much rather live in an overall peaceful country that's well-loved all around the world than a militaristic one that imposes itself as a mindless bully to every other nation.

31 Dec 2016

Quote by Buz
63. Canada belonged to the French and the Indians until 1763 when it was stolen by the British Empire. But they still speak French in Quebec.

This isn't entirely accurate. The great majority of today's Canadian territory wasn't even explored/charted by 1763; the Rocky Mountains were actually first seen by an explorer in 1754 (Anthony Henday), just a few years before the French people capitulated to the British Empire.

In fact, New France mostly claimed territories around the Great Lakes and what would later become the US Midwest. And it was essentially just that: claimed territory with a few strategic forts, rather than proper appreciable/flourishing settlements.

Look at how quickly the French people expanded their claimed territory between 1700 and 1750. You can rightly suspect that most of the southern colonies were still at an extremely embryonic state by 1763:

The strongest French settlements were mainly along the Saint-Laurent River (ie. Montreal, Quebec City, Trois-Rivières), and even those weren't fortified enough to oppose the British Empire. The pivotal Battle of the Plains of Abraham which was fought just outside of Quebec City in 1759 was actually an absolute affront to the French people: our troops were outnumbered, half of them were inexperienced militia, a few compulsory gunshots were exchanged and we capitulated within a mere 15 minutes. There was absolutely nothing epic about that battle, haha. Us French people still bear the shame of that event even today; we've been living as underlings to the English people ever since (more than 250 years now), so you can only imagine.

Oh, and if people are any curious, our downfall was mostly caused by two main factors. First, the French people were much too ambitious in their expansion (as expressed above), and totally neglected to fortify their key settlements instead. Second, at that specific time, France wasn't nearly as supportive to the settlers of New France as Great Britain was to the British colonies.

Sorry for the minor nitpicking, but I felt the need to clarify a few things. Us French people often are the 'forgotten ones' of North America, so I'm always inclined to make sure our history isn't entirely forgotten.

30 Dec 2016

176. Moment Factory, a Montreal-based multimedia entertainment studio specializing in the conception and production of immersive environments, combining video, lighting, architecture, animation, sound and special effects.

Key projects and collaborations:

2015 – Muse : Drones World Tour
2014 – Arcade Fire : Reflektor Tour
2014 – Miley Cyrus: Bangerz Tour
2014 – Super Bowl Virtual Theater in NYC
2013 – How to Destroy Angels / NIN Festival Tour / NIN Tension Tour
2013 – Jay-Z and Justin Timberlake: Legends of the Summer Tour
2013 – Bon Jovi : Because We Can Tours in Arenas and Stadiums
2013 – Grammy performance by Fun
2012 – Jay-Z at the Carnegie Hall
2012 – Madonna’s Super Bowl XLVI halftime show and The MDNA Tour
2011 – Celine Dion show at Caesars Palace
2009 – Disney E3 Booth
2007 – Beatles Revolution Lounge in Las Vegas

30 Dec 2016

175. Le Cirque du Soleil. Their headquarters is literally a 15 minutes walk from where I live:

30 Dec 2016

174. Developed by WB Games Montreal. They used my own body as their main CGI model (okay, totally kidding):

30 Dec 2016

173. I've never played these games, but this illustrious video-game franchise was developed by Ubisoft Montreal:

30 Dec 2016

170.

Whistle

30 Dec 2016

167. Yours truly? Eh?

Eh?

168. Montreal (my city) repeatedly appears on Top-10 lists for most beautiful women around the world. From two different sources:

"This city keeps popping up on every ranking for beautiful women and not without a reason. French Canadian city of Montreal is a sexy combo of European charm and North American cheek. Montreal hosts a vigorous nightlife, and its women's beauty can even compete with the beauty of the city itself. The city with a fantastic fashion scene is bustling with models, and as a sexy bonus, many of them also speak French. And who would refuse of being seduced with the lovely language of love?"

"Perhaps it's the French Canadian flavor or the fact that Europe meets North America in this multicultural city, or maybe it's because hundreds of communities take a liking to Montreal's charm. In Montreal, the variety of women is as wide as the colors in a rainbow's spectrum, and come in all shapes, forms and fashions; just ask the celebrities and athletes that always stop by. With so many colleges and universities, one cannot help but notice the overwhelming amount of fresh flesh. The city's thriving fashion scene provides residents and tourists with sufficient models, and considering that the city's population is approximately two million, you get the most beautiful women in terms of density. Pound for pound, Montreal is a world-class "babe" city."

169. My local federal deputy, dedicated (and gorgeous) 37-year-old Mélanie Joly, which Justin Trudeau appointed as Minister of Canadian Heritage:

23 Dec 2016

A Walk - Bad Religion (1996)

I'm going for a walk
Not the after dinner kind
I'm gonna use my hands
And I'm gonna use my mind

And who the hell are you, to tell me what to do?
You can't even tie your own haggard shoes
Your closet is a mess, your backyard's falling down
And I have no grand ideas or intentions of sticking around

So I'm going for a walk
Not the after dinner kind
I'm gonna use my hands
And I'm gonna use my mind

And I'm gonna build a world
Independent and exempt
All alone I'll be an empire
With no mortgage and no rent

And I don't need to live in your stinking zoo
You can't even feed the animals donated to you
Your storage sheds are ramshackled, flies decorate the walls
And you expect me to die here in this shit-filled tiny stall?

I'm going for a walk!

And I know you're watching everything I do
Call me threat to your children, call me socially unglued
Call me master of insanity, unable to relate
Call me lazy, bane and filthy
Call me monstrous reprobate

I'm going for a walk
And there's nothing you can do
Because I don't have to
Live like you

23 Dec 2016

This ought to be the most unusual Christmas present I've ever offered to someone, haha...

So here's the deal: I've been playing Borderlands 2 for some time and I've found two Legendary Class Mods which I'll never ever use for my own character. One is for the Commando class, the other is for the Assassin class.

Knowing how rare and coveted these items are, I just couldn't persuade myself to throw them away and they've been taking up space in my inventory for quite a while now. Therefore, if you're playing Borderlands 2 on the Xbox 360 and are interested in these items yourself, I'll happily give them to you.

Here are the specifications of each Class Mod:

Legendary Soldier Class Mod
Class Requirement: Commando
Level Requirement: 26
Cooldown Rate: +25%
Gun Damage: +21%
Fire Rate: +10%

+3 Sentry Skill
+3 Ready Skill
+3 Impact Skill
+3 Expertise Skill
+3 Healthy Skill
+3 Preparation Skill

Legendary Hunter Class Mod
Class Requirement: Assassin
Level Requirement: 27
Cooldown Rate: +21%
Critical Damage: +17%
Reload Speed: +13%

+3 Headsh0t Skill
+3 Fast Hands Skill
+3 C0unter Strike Skill
+3 Killing Bl0w Skill
+3 Ir0n Hands Skill
Using Deception instantly restores 10% of your Max Health.

If you want any of these (or both), simply leave me a message and we'll arrange a meeting in the wicked wastelands of Pandora. I'll be relatively busy/away during the next few days, but I'll respond as soon as possible.

Happy Holidays! santa

santa

21 Dec 2016

I already have a Gold membership, but I'm always eager to say sweet things to Sprite. So here...

Sprite, I truly hope that you're sleeping under the Christmas tree these days. Not because you're exasperating, but because you're the most awesome and fantastic gift that one could ever receive.
May your Christmas be as enchanting and otherwordly as you are. santa

santa

21 Dec 2016

People, people, I really couldn't care less who MostPreciousLittle ends up offering her gifts to; the singularity of the situation simply made me chuckle.

Pretty much as if I had 5 kids and none of them were particularly enthusiastic to go visit grandma for Thanksgiving; but then as soon as I finished mentioning that grandma just bought a subscription to the Disney Channel, all 5 of them were tightly sitting in the minivan before I could even grab my keys. Hey, it's all good and I could hardly blame them, but the whole situation would still inevitably make me smile.

Now I just finished wrapping up my Christmas presents and I'm savoring a delicious hot-chocolate, so I'm really not in the mood for arguing over such a petty thing. If you have anything to add, please don't expect me to respond to it.

Wishing a happy holiday season to y'all. santa

santa

20 Dec 2016

Quote by TheAngryishLover
Be careful that your generosity isn't abused. I note that the only forum posts made by those who have asked for a membership, have only ever made posts in this thread.

Call me cynical, but I'd be tempted to put up another qualifier (other than only being for them) if I was you

They sure were quick to find a sudden interest in the forums, weren't they? laughing8

laughing8

20 Dec 2016

20 Dec 2016

Quote by seeker4
I have a funny relationship with comic book heroes. I love Batman but I actually think as an overall stable of characters, Marvel is much better than DC, both movie (well, save for the hapless FF who can't seem to get a decent movie to save their souls) and comic wise.

I'd argue that DC Comics own the two most iconic superheroes ever (ie. Superman and Batman), so they might not have the same incentive as Marvel to establish new heroes; they can just revamp the same old ones over and over again and people never get tired of it. But meh, I don't really care which has the most merit between the two... I just fucking love Batman, haha.

And I'd actually tend to agree with you concerning the success of Marvel movies. They aren't exactly my type of movies, but I can't really deny that they're pretty much perfect for what they are (ie. lighthearted entertainment). The latest Dawn of Justice movie was extremely shitty by comparison; it was just an overall rather pretentious movie that achieved absolutely nothing. The fact that the producers had the two greatest superheroes of all time at their disposal and still managed to mess it up so badly is just plain sad... no wait, unfathomable. I really don't have high hopes for the upcoming Justice League movies.

And although Christopher Nolan's movies were interesting, I thought that they completely lacked in the caricatural/cartoonish aspect of Batman. They were overly realistic for no apparent purpose, as Batman has proven time and again that he can both be grave and caricatural splendidly at the very same time. As I like to say, they were good movies, but they weren't exactly proper Batman movies.

And mind you, good fighting sequences were totally absent in Nolan's trilogy. I've been waiting for so long to see a choregraphy as awesome as this one in an actual Batman movie (skip at 1:50):

20 Dec 2016

Quote by Jack_42
Batman is for kids for god's sake.

Yep, a quick look at Batman's rogues gallery makes us realize that this was all intended for kiddies. 588-rolleyes

588-rolleyes

20 Dec 2016

Quote by Verbal
Yep. You nailed it - Batman is dull and brooding and boring and never has anything interesting to say (he's always looking off in the distance scowling, as if thinking, "Wow, look how dark and brooding and cool I am."). But there have been so many great performances from the villians, even in the old school TV show - Frank Gorshin!!!, Burgess Merideth!!!

The Marvel Universe has really interesting heroes, with tons of back-story and neuroses and conflicting goals. The villains are less important. Though I really loved that robot snake thing from space they fought in the first Avengers.

I guess it's all a matter of personal tastes, haha. I personally find a dark/brooding/flawed antihero a million times more enticing and intriguing than the archetypal lighthearted superhero who simply does cool stuff before receiving his medal. Much similar to how Byronic heroes have quite a lot more substance and complexity to me than all those bland exemplary heroes.

I've hardly ever found any interest in superheroes other than Batman: to me they just come across as Robotman, Speedyman or Elasticman performing their cheap gimmicks for the amazement of the masses. Watching movies like Thor or Ironman quite literally made me feel as if I was observing a 10-year-old boy playing with his figurines: it's all bing-bam-boom action with an extremely simplistic plot.

Although barely portrayed in movie adaptions, there are quite a few recurring themes in the Batverse that provide quite a lot of depth to the character:

- Batman is a self-made hero. He isn't a wondrous entity from another planet, he hasn't been bit by a magical spider, he didn't conveniently fall into a pool of chemicals: all of his talents emanated from his very own efforts, resolve and determination, from his astounding fighting abilities to his brilliant gadgets. He's just a mere mortal with a terrifying level of drive. How fucking hardcore and inspiring is that?

- His flawed motivations. Batman is inherently an extremely fucked up man, and not quite the typical shining hero that's simply appointed to save the day. He's just a poor little boy who had his parents killed before his eyes, which grew into a bitter man who brutally wants to make every fucking criminal pay. Batman is often presented as a legitimate freak just as much as the Joker is, with his own mental scars and his own crazy persona. Unlike the rest of Gotham's villains who wish to cause harm however, Batman is determined to use his past traumatic experiences as a motivating force to achieve noble goals. In short, turning one's worst fucking experiences into the most profitable outcome. Again, how inspiring is that?

- His sympathy toward his adversaries. As expressed above, Batman can actually relate quite a lot to his rivals, more so than to any other Gotham's citizen. Moreover, Batman's goal is to help the villains just as much as the innocents. There isn't in fact a single person who cares more about the Joker's well-being or mental condition than Batman does; Batman almost acts as his guardian angel. And conversely, the Joker can't be thankful enough for finally having found a suitable rival to play his little games with. The level of mutual understanding, respect and sympathy toward one's adversaries represented in that is something that I personally find extremely touching and inspiring.

- His fear of loss/attachment, which is a theme that's often explored with his relationship with Robin. Having lost his parents at an early age, Batman is extremely reluctant to let anyone enter his life; and that's especially true with Robin, which strives to fight alongside him in the most dangerous situations. There's quite a lot of psychological material in there: the fact that a lighthearted boy who simply wishes to help him out threatens him more than even the most sinister villain ever could.

I could go on and on but I'll stop there. In my mind though, Batman has quite a lot going on for himself in terms of complexity and subtleties. Sure, it's definitely more mature, dark and subdued than Ironman shooting laser beams or Hulk having a tantrum, but that's exactly why I love the character so much: there's a certain level of scrutiny required to really appreciate all the undertones and nuances that Batman offers.

I'll be the first to agree that the Batman movies were barely about Batman however. To me, most of them were okayish movies that simply presented one of my icons in a very limited perspective. I mean, the latest Dawn of Justice movie even showed Batman ruthlessly killing criminals, which is so fucking contrary to what the character stands for. Recent video games like the Arkham series were infinitely better at grasping the essence of the character; that's 4 games that each have a completion time of around 15 hours (60 hours in total), which is 30x the scope of a regular movie. These games even received plenty of praise from hardcore comic fans, the most recurrent comment being: "The developers really did their homework... they get it, they just so fucking get it."

Anyway, my subjective and utterly biased self is tempted to argue that Batman is simply too complex to be epitomized in a mere 2 hours blockbuster, haha. The matter of fact is, most people are expecting an entertaining action movie when they go see a Batman movie; taking only one of the themes I presented above and cramming it inside the movie while keeping it lighthearted and enjoyable for the whole family could prove to be quite a challenge. And that's especially true when, as mentioned by seeker4, any of Batman's villain is already fascinating enough to completely steal the show with his own idiosyncrasies and his own psychological matters.

19 Dec 2016

I don't exactly take Lush seriously enough to throw mad tantrums at my computer screen, but there are nonetheless quite a few things on here that make me chuckle, that make me rolls my eyes, or that I just find downright facepalm-inducing. In no particular order:

1- People that compulsively post 5+ pictures on others' walls.

Luckily I've never received those, but damn does that provoke an earnest "poor girl" whenever I see one of my friends being subjected to that. There are many variations of this. There's the infamous: "I thought sending you an erotic picture to say hello, but then I figured I might as well send you the whole fucking high-resolution gallery, because yes, I'm an altruistic and considerate person like that".

Then at the opposite end of the spectrum you have people who can't make up their minds and end up sending a plethora of haphazard pictures: "Dear MeganFuxxx89, I'm desperate to seduce you and yet clueless about your preferences, so here's a girl riding a horse, a pair of high-heels, a cheesy poem written with glittering letters, my favorite pornstar sucking a cock, and in case the latter might offend you I'm also sending a colorful cupcake".

I wish I was exaggerating but I'm really not. Less is often better, people. The ideal size for me to send a Comment is a mere 500px x 700px picture, and it's simply meant as a quick "hey, thinking of you" gesture. Otherwise, you only end up presenting yourself as an obsessive oddball that's obstructing a profile to mark his/her territory; or at best, as a distasteful person with very poor social skills.

2- Pointless forum signatures.

Newsflash: this is a writing website. Additional newsflash: your forum signature is a feature that's generously granted to you to make a public announcement. Have you connected the dots yet? That's right! Your forum signature is essentially meant to make public announcements concerning your writing. I can assure you that the average forum-viewer really isn't interested to be informed over and over again what's your all-time favorite album, who's your favorite Pokemon, or how much you can relate to Mother Teresa.

If you can't make your forum signature related to your writing, at least make it discreet; if you can't make it discreet, at least make it tasteful; if you can't make it tasteful, at least make sure it seemingly has a fucking point.

3- People who only seem capable of expressing themselves with inane internet-memes.

Sure, this is the internet and we all enjoy making it a bit more colorful by occasionally supplementing our posts with different visual elements. But there are certain people who make internet-memes their modus operandi and who hardly ever post anything original of their own. And in many cases, others can't even tell to which degree a particular meme is being endorsed by the person who posted it: did you genuinely have a heartfelt desire to express that, or were you just compulsively looking for a meme to submit and simply posted the very first one that vaguely made you giggle?

Also in my view, internet-memes only are clever, interesting or funny on a few occasions; and in the instances that they are, the person who posted them can hardly take credit for any of it. It's like screaming E=mc2 at the top of your lungs and expecting people to perceive you as any intelligent: it's simply coming across as overdone, unoriginal and lame.

And extra bonus points for using them profusely in the Think Tank, right in the middle of an intricate debate. Many thanks for demonstrating to others that your initial argument wasn't founded on anything more than an idiotic poster-board mentality: your partisan and oversimplified depiction of Hillary Clinton or Donald Trump reeaally contributed a whole lot to the discussion.

4- People who use an overabundance of emoticons in their posts.

I love emoticons, I absolutely love them: they allow people to provide a very specific tone to their posts, something that would otherwise be quite difficult to achieve with a mere black-on-white text. However there are people who use so many of them, to the point where others can hardly figure out what-in-the-entire-fuck was the emotion conveyed supposed to be.

I'm sure you all know what I'm talking about. Something like this:

Quote by CandiceCane77
You and I think so much alike!

5- Looonng melodramatic profile bios.

Thanks for informing us that you're not interested into drama, by explicitly detailing every of your dramatic adventures right in the space intended for presenting the core aspects of your personality. To put it mildly, you're coming across as a demanding self-absorbed bitch who's only interested in unidirectional relationships, and any decent and sensible guy will immediately start running in the opposite direction after reading the first three words of your bitter treatise.

Furthermore, despite the fact that there's a short notice advising desperate perverts not to send you a friend-request right between your 7th and 8th chapters, those are in fact the only persons likely to send you a request. And that's because only a desperate pervert who hasn't read a single fucking word of your nauseating profile could possibly be any interested in you.

6- People who literally list hundreds of movies/artists in their profiles.

Don't get me wrong, it's always fun to notice one of your favorite movies/bands in a stranger's profile. When said stranger has an extensive list of more than a hundred names however, it becomes utterly senseless and pointless. Sooo... Pink Floyd is right there among your favorites, listed at the 89th position? What does that even mean? You once heard one of their songs on the radio and kinda liked it? Because, you know, if I listed lasagna as my 89th favorite meal, one could rightly assume that it isn't a meal that I'm particularly fond of.

In other words, if someone has more than around 25 items listed on their list, I don't even bother exploring any of it. Because as I said: senseless and pointless.

7- And last but not least: people who take Magical_felix any seriously.

People, people... a guy that has a cartoon-cat as his avatar, mentions 'Pulling things out of my bag-O-tricks' as his main interest, and deliberately plays the indecent fool isn't meant to be taken any seriously. The only persons who he's ever preyed on are those too dumb to figure any of that; in other words, people who are victims of their own stupidity.

You viscerally arguing with him is akin to a grown-up feeling all exasperated in an amusement park because a big silly crocodile-mascot dared growl that he/she looks appetizing. Yes, you quite literally look that idiotic. It really doesn't help that most of you feel the need to call the security guards to alleviate your ludicrous delusion.

And please, don't expect your flimsy attempts at retribution to have any effect on him: you're the only one of the two who takes that lame cyber-life any seriously to begin with. How some emotionally fragile people think that they'll ever overpower someone who has 'not-giving-a-fuck' as his defining trait is absolutely way beyond me.

16 Dec 2016

Quote by Honorablewolf
Being bloody frightened of losing her friendship. And the fact that I feel more than a tad intimidated by her.

I figured as much. Given your situation, I guess you'll have no other choice but to follow the advices already offered to you in this thread.

If this doesn't work out however, and if you're any curious, I'll be more than happy to explain why waiting three long years is probably the worst strategy to utilize when approaching seduction.

Best of luck and wishing you a fresh new lover for the holiday season!

16 Dec 2016

Quote by sprite
hey guys. just to let you know we implemented new soft wear for our submissions page and we're having a few issues, so we've kind of ground to a halt with modding as we try to get it fixed, so put your patience hats on until we get the bugs worked out. thanks!

You mods implemented new soft wear as your working attire? Now I totally imagine you modding stories while wearing nothing else but a red satin string.

*giggles and runs*

16 Dec 2016

I'm curious, what precisely prevented you from showing her any signs of desire during the past three years?