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16 Dec 2016

Black on White

A night thus grim and cold
And twenty sub zero
Has never stopped the bold
Nor the furry hero

The bogus lord dared me
And opened the window
To prove him a dummy
I fled into the snow

See I won't miss a chance
To defy all you fools
Once more I make a stance
As of all rules

Resolute my instinct
I flaunt my feline might
Explicit and distinct
As fuckin' black on white

- Bobby, aka SereneProdigy's badass cat

Note: This isn't my actual cat, but it's really -20°C here and my silly cat dared go outside in the snow for a good fifteen minutes, haha.

15 Dec 2016

13 Dec 2016

Quote by roymunson101

One cannot receive any more attention than the attention that's deliberately offered to him, genius.

Besides, I don't recall ever exploiting my personal sorrows to bring any attention to myself, so it appears your disgruntled and blinkered mind completely missed the point.

Besides, I haven't noticed any of your bitter remarks in nearly 3 years, was there anything in particular within my previous post that hit close to home?

Besides, you should give seminars on how to embarrass yourself without even having to pronounce a single word.

13 Dec 2016

Quote by browncoffee
All I want to know, is how does someone miss a birthday three times a day? Genuinely, I don't understand what that means. Do you have three birthdays all on the same day?

Haha, the exact same line made me struggle quite a bit too. Her sentence:

The last straw that broke all the while i known her She missed my birthday 3 times a day that is important to anyone right.

Should be read as:

The last straw that broke all the while I've known her: she missed my birthday 3 times, a day that is important to anyone right?

12 Dec 2016

Quote by Blue_Eyed_Lady
Of course, guys would never understand They can just shrug things off like nothing. Name one time someone meant something to you. Also, I have moved on thank you very much, for being such a prick.

The way you didn't refute any of my assertions and took them so much at heart makes me suspect that they were in fact quite accurate. The truth hurts, doesn't it?

If you're any curious, there are plenty of people in my life who mean a whole lot to me; I've never been dumb or desperate enough to fall in love with a cyber-stranger who doesn't give a flying fuck about me, however.

Besides, what was the point of this thread if you've already moved on? Were you only awaiting well-intentioned people to invest their precious time on your past afflictions, just so that you could receive a hefty dose of cyber-attention? That's kinda fucking low, don't you think?

12 Dec 2016

And here I was, thinking that this thread couldn't possibly get any more lame...

12 Dec 2016

Quote by LYFBUZ
Engineers...can't think outside the box.

I know you meant that in jest, but working in the engineering field myself I'd say that you could hardly find a profession where people are more apt to think outside the box. Engineers allowed us to video-chat with someone on the opposite side of the planet with what was initially nothing more than a bunch of trees and rocks; you can rightly suspect that there was quite a bit of 'thinking outside the box' involved throughout the process.

12 Dec 2016

Quote by Blue_Eyed_Lady
Oh, you got that right I'd be running away in the other direction. What does piss me off about it, is.. that she was doing it for 4 years and I couldn't see past our bond I had with her.. Always giving her the benefit of doubt. If that makes me a Naive person, and trusting my instincts then I don't know what else I can say or do. It isn't easy cutting a bond with someone like that for 4 years, or maybe longer.

Quote by Blue_Eyed_Lady
Honestly I didn't think she was the type to do it, I heard the stories about her from a mutual friend but. I guess I wanted to see for myself I was just blinded by the way i felt about her i guess. I was too soft or weak to catch on.

If I may ask, what exactly are you accusing her of? And which promise(s) has she made that she didn't keep? You don't even mention any sort of clear relationship that was ever established between the two of you, you simply present her as a girl that you've 'known' for 4 years. Because quite frankly, I fail to see how she's been any dishonest or two-faced: from your own description, she actually seems to have been pretty consistent in the way that she behaved toward you.

A cyber-friend unwilling to engage into anything more serious than a vague cyber-friendship isn't her manipulating you; it's you having inflated expectations and fooling your very own self. And considering how so exceedingly you seem attached to her and how you're refusing to let her go, you can't exactly blame her for still being part of your life and messing around with your head; you're likely the only person to blame for that.

You see, I'm the kind of guy who's not exactly afraid of presenting things for what they are. You'll certainly receive a few responses that will be quite a bit more comforting than my own, but it's unlikely that they'll do much more than validating you as a victim and perpetuating your torments. You've quite literally wasted some of the best years of your life building expectations over something that's not even tangible, I can't say I'm particularly thrilled to assist you in prolonging any of that.

So, here's me once again exposing myself as an asshole and yet possibly giving you one of the best advices you'll ever receive on the matter:

Move the fuck on with your life.

10 Dec 2016

Quote by MsTrib
Oh dear I think we need to delete this thread

But... noll hasn't even received his daily dose of big fake cocks yet. sad1

sad1

10 Dec 2016

Quote by noll
Who cares. It's essentially just a distributed search for big cock pics. I'm all for it!

It's still pretty damn ridiculous to anyone who has half a fulfilling life or more than two brain cells, however.

10 Dec 2016

Quote by MsTrib
Yes vey true, but some of us did not receive a great education earlier in life through whatever circumstances. But the effort we put into our writing should not be demeaned. It's very easy to judge people's lives, castigate them because they don't think as you do (see the posts above here) good people of whom there are a great deal on here, and I've been luck enough to communicate with. Encourage and help develope the less fortunate. As someone whose happy in my simple life, with simple friends,it's extremely hurtful. Not you, but some people's attitudes border on bullying because they believe there never wrong and worse still, they push there beliefs on to others. This was a bit of fun with the guys.

Sorry, but I'm having quite a hard time buying into your 'restricted education' excuse here. English isn't even my first language: it's a language which I've only learned in a classroom from the ages of 10 to 18, at an extremely modest rate. I quite literally had a theoretical knowledge that was equivalent to that of a 10-year-old native English boy when I first joined here, three years ago. So whatever linguistic scholarship you've received, I'm pretty damn convinced that it was quite a lot more extensive than mine.

Yet still, I invest a great deal of efforts when I'm writing here on these forums. I make goddamn sure to double-check whatever I post, and I even go as far as opening new tabs to learn the nuances of words like 'efficient vs effective' or 'social vs societal'. You're a 42-year-old native speaker who's not even concerned about misusing the extremely basic there/their/they're.

So again, very sorry if I end up presenting myself as one of those 'bullies' you're referring to, but whatever techniques your friends are using to 'encourage you and help you develop', they definitely don't seem to be all that motivating... hence my inclination to kick you in the butt. You're really not coming across as someone that's willing to improve; you're coming across as someone that's more invested into strangers' cocks than into respecting her very own native language.

9 Dec 2016

Quote by MsTrib
Lol it's don't matter where you get em! Just post them ?

Reading your lacking mastery of the English language hurts, it's don't even funny.

9 Dec 2016

Quote by TheAngryishLover
Why would we have to browse 'gay porn' to find a picture of a cock?...

A) The overwhelming majority of male Lushies who present themselves as well-endowed athletes extracted their pictures from an online source.

B) The overwhelming majority of online pictures featuring a lone well-endowed athlete are to be found on gay porn sites.

Therefore,

C) The overwhelming majority of Lushies who present themselves as well-endowed athletes extracted their pictures from a gay porn site.

9 Dec 2016

9 Dec 2016

In other words, she's been treating an unsubstantial cyber-acquaintance as an unsubstantial cyber-acquaintance, whereas you've granted a grandiose status to someone you've never even met?

This is unlikely to be the response you were expecting, but yeah... I think you've been rather foolish in this instance.

8 Dec 2016

Quote by RumpleForeskin
Greetings, Serene one and thanks for the 'heads-up'. If you get a chance, please double-check all that the next time you stop by. It may have been a formatting/display glitch since that link is the last one on my sig line.

But to show my depreciation, I mean, appreciation, of course, how's about a drink? I'll just put it on Mike's tab. Since he seldom (if ever) pays, odds are he won't notice.

In case you weren't aware already, it's entirely possible to edit the titles of the threads you've created.

And I'll have a Kamikaze, please. 3601

3601

8 Dec 2016

I can now imagine a plenitude of guys all browsing gay porn sites in search for the most sensational 'photo evidence'. 588-rolleyes

588-rolleyes

8 Dec 2016

Quote by WellMadeMale
News flash: confident, well-groomed, socializing people tend to have sex more often with multiple partners than do unwashed, anti-social misanthropes who reside under a bridge.

This is pretty much my perspective too. By the same token you might as well declare that people who listen to dubstep are more likely to develop an STI than people who listen to religious choirs. Young, sexually active, relatively promiscuous people are by far the group that's most at risk of contracting an STI, and those very same people also are the most likely to groom their genitals.

So yeah, researchers found a correlation... what an unexpected surprise.

8 Dec 2016

Off the top of my head: Jennifer Lawrence, Jessica Alba, Scarlett Johansson, Jennifer Aniston, Halle Berry, Alicia Silverstone, Britney Spears...

8 Dec 2016

I believe RumpleForeskin accidentally inserted a link to one of his stories in the title of this thread. d'oh!

d'oh!

https://www.lushstories.com/stories/voyeur/how-humans-do-it-a-fisheye-view-of-sex.aspx

7 Dec 2016

2 Dec 2016

Quote by seeker4
Actually, the tumbler is my least favorite Batmobile (though from the pics I've seen, Affleck's is a close second). I like Keaton's original from the 1989 film and the Adam West one (which you've already posted).

This sir, is something we can agree upon. In my mind, there isn't a single version of the Batmobile that even comes close to being as stunning and awesome as the 1989 version was; and the Batwing from that movie was just as equally splendid. I appreciated that Nolan opted for a completely different style for his Batmobile (it allowed for a different kind of car chases, for one), but the 1989 version is the exact mental representation that strikes me whenever I hear the term 'Batmobile'.

2 Dec 2016

Quote by seeker4
Of all the Batmen so far, including Affleck who I haven't seen in action, just in clips, Bale seemed to me to be the one most likely to be an actual superhero. Yes, he played the role of Bruce Wayne, millionaire philanthropist playboy but he didn't seem as believable in it to me as West or Keaton (or even Kilmer, not that Kilmer was especially believable in any aspect of the role IMHO). Can't speak to Clooney, though he actually strikes me as fitting the part of Bruce much better than that of Bats. I boycotted Batman & Robin after seeing the horror that was Batman Forever.

It depends on how you look at it, I guess. According to the comics, Batman is a 6'2" man who has mastered 127 martial styles and who stood his ground against massive brutes like Bane and Killer Croc. You could put a sophisticated/unathletic actor in the role of Bruce Wayne that absolutely no one would suspect to be a superhero, but then that wouldn't make a very convincing Batman, would it?

For the record, my two favorite Batman movies are the Tim Burton ones (ie. the Michael Keaton era). And I quite appreciate Michael Keaton as an actor. But if I'm being perfectly honest, Michael Keaton doesn't exactly strike me as an accomplished martial artist. I sure love that he put emphasis on the characteristic cleverness of the character (ie. his gadgets and detective skills), but Batman also inherently is a pretty fierce brawler.

Christian Bale is far from being the 'ideal' Wayne/Batman to me either, by the way. Given my excessive fondness of the character and the relatively rigid idea I have of him, there are actually quite a few things that annoy me in every Batman movie/impersonation (the awful voice in the Nolan trilogy, as an obvious example). But I'd still argue that Christian Bale wasn't that bad of a choice for the role either.

2 Dec 2016

Quote by bioshocked
Let me say that she has never used the 12" and only twice tried the 9" briefly. At no time have I ever tried to force her to do or participate in anything. I offer and sometimes she has participated. But I can tell when she is really into it and when she is not really into it. And I adjust my offerings. I am not into having her do things that she doesn't enjoy. But some exploration has occured and I understand more about what she likes, loves, hates, and is neutral with. After all of the exploration, I decided to see what others think. And I am finding out the general thoughts are that most men and women are not into many of these things. Especially the women. Not into it. And now I know. Some funny comments here though. lol.

If you haven't realized already, men are usually a lot more obsessed about dicks than women are. You'd have a pretty hard time finding a single woman on Lush who has a gallery solely dedicated to cocks on her profile (a legit woman at least), while those are fairly common on guys' profiles. The reality isn't that women do not enjoy dicks or their sizes, but rather that they're unlikely to develop a proper 'obsession' about them like some men would.

Take my girlfriend for example, who could be considered to have a slight 'big cock' fantasy. Her very first boyfriend was well-endowed (7-something-inches with a proportionate girth), so in her mind the idea of what a cock should look/feel like is rather skewed in favor of big cocks. To her, being stuffed by a relatively large penis/dildo provides a unique fulfillment that smaller ones can't quite achieve, both physical and psychological. I assume that it simply takes her back to her early conceptions of sex; call it a weird home-sweet-home phenomenon I guess, haha.

With all that said, she can still enjoy sex plenty enough with an average-sized man (like me). And more importantly for the purpose of this discussion, her 'fantasy' surprisingly has rather low limits. As an example, she has never bought a dildo that's bigger than 7-something-inches. We even have a thick cum-spurting dildo that's around 8-inches long, and the thickness starts to be a little too uncomfortable for her at this size; we still use it for its cum-spurting capabilities, but she has practically never masturbated with it all by herself.

So yes, I'm sure plenty of women love big cocks. However 9-12 inches isn't big, that's fucking enormous. And ultimately, it's unlikely that many women would see much of a point in all the specific and peculiar practices presented in your original post either.

1 Dec 2016

Quote by seeker4
I think that's kind of the point of Bruce Wayne, though. He's not supposed to come across as the Batman type when he's out of costume (something that, incidentally, I think worked against Bale and in favour of guys like West and Keaton). His reputation is that of a womanizing rich brat. That way, no one suspects him when the guy in black tights shows up and kicks ass.

Indeed. I've actually never read a single Batman comic (surprising, I know), but from what I know of the character Batman is the genuine self of the man, while Bruce Wayne is just a fake social front that he's putting up. That's quite a profound paradox, the fact that the actual 'mask' is in truth his prevalent social identity. It's nonetheless something that a lot of people can certainly relate to, and one of the many reasons why I like the character so much: there's a darkness and complexity in Batman that no other superheroes can quite equate.

I disagree however that the Bruce Wayne from Nolan's trilogy (ie. Christian Bale) doesn't depict this aspect adequately. In my opinion, that's the version of Bruce Wayne who had the most emphasis on it. There are plenty of instances where you can see Christian Bale being insolent, driving ostentatious sports cars and dating models. This particular scene has it all:

1 Dec 2016

I thoroughly enjoy inflating my dick with helium myself.

30 Nov 2016

The True Face of Batman

A fellow Batfan digitally morphed all the actors who've previously portrayed Bruce Wayne to produce the 'true face' of Batman: Adam West, Michael Keaton, Val Kilmer, George Clooney, Christian Bale and Ben Affleck. The result is shown in the picture above.

I must admit, this is pretty damn accurate of how I tend to imagine Bruce Wayne myself; and the resulting face surprisingly is pretty fucking handsome too.

Thoughts? Comments? To your Batkeyboards!

27 Nov 2016

You guys are aware that you're commenting on a man's ass, right?

27 Nov 2016

Quote by Zel
I did that tree too. They are all really fun, just depends on how you want to play. I usually go Mania cause its massive risk mass reward style and my team can rez me if things go south.

I actually planned my Krieg as a Hellborn/Mania hybrid, I simply preferred to focus on my fire abilities first. I really think that the Mania tree is the core of that character, since that's the skill-tree that boosts his main ability the most (ie. Buzz Axe Rampage). I assume that most people will either go for a Bloodlust/Mania or Hellborn/Mania hybrid; otherwise they'd end up with a fairly weak Buzz Axe Rampage, which would defeat the whole purpose of that character.

And yeah, Krieg definitely is a high-risk/high-reward character, he's actually at his utmost strongest in near-death situations. That's why I called him a 'counterintuitive' character in one of my previous posts: you actually want to be taking damage with him, so many of his abilities truly shine that way. For example when I light myself on fire, although I steadily lose health, I gain +75% fire damage, +50% damage reduction, bonuses to accuracy and reload speed, and my Buzz Axe Rampage regenerates sooo much faster. Krieg isn't called a 'psycho' for nothing, he's genuinely stimulated by pain, haha.

26 Nov 2016