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Quote by Zel
Kreig is awesome to play as. Scared the crap out of my buddies when you use his special and transform into the massive dude
It's actually going to take a while before I can witness this ability myself. I'm playing as a fire-based Krieg, so I've been mostly investing into the Hellborn skill-tree up to now. So far things are going great, my build is working exactly as I intended. The only thing that sucks is that I've been rather unlucky with my loot; all the best guns I've found came into the corrosive element rather than fire, haha. I seriously have like 5-6 godly corrosive weapons, and only 1-2 decent fire ones.
I'm only level 35 currently and my skills look like this. Considering that the ability that you're talking about is the very last in the Mania skill-tree, I won't get there until at least level 60 or so:
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I don't have definite favorites, but Alex Grey certainly is a fine and gorgeous newcomer; that cute little minx even has plenty of stellar anal scenes.
Only one year in the porn industry and her popularity is already though the roof:
Only one year in the porn industry and her popularity is already though the roof:
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Most definitely, I send close-ups of my asshole to the KKK on a regular basis. 
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Quote by Zel
Boarderlands is really fun especially with a friend or two to play with. Was great to find strategies that would work great together with a friend.
I can definitely see the appeal... the Borderlands games are almost 'meant' to be played as a team. I know that there are a few optional bosses who are practically impossible to defeat all by yourself as a solo player. Plus sometimes you find amazing gear that your own character can't quite use adequately and that you'd love to give to a fellow teammate. I never play online usually, but I'd sure love to find like-minded players to play these games with.
I played the first game as Mordecai the Hunter, dispatching enemies with my sniper rifle before they even knew what hit them. Now in Borderlands 2, I've decided to engage in a completely different playstyle and I'm playing as Krieg the Psycho, haha. I'm loving the challenge, that character is just so counterintuitive; essentially the more reckless/suicidal I am, the more crazy perks I can unleash.
And his sane/insane split personality is just so hilarious as I'm playing, haha:
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I've been playing the Borderlands series lately; I finished the first Borderlands a short while ago, I just started Borderlands 2 last week. I'm really not into shooter games usually... but damn am I having a tremendously fun time with these games, haha.
This might be old news for hardcore gamers (the first installment was released 7 years ago), but the concept of these games is so original and fun. Essentially, these are brutal shooters with heavy role-playing elements incorporated: you can pick from many different characters each with his/her own set of abilities, you need to level up to upgrade your skills, you have to find/buy new weapons as your journey progresses, etc.
The most awesome aspect is that you can build your hero according to your own personality and playstyle: you can either be a sharpshooter that strategically kills enemies from afar or a brutal brawler that kills gigantic creatures with his bare fists... it's all good (and oh-so-fun).
The presentation and setting are so compelling too. The games are rendered with a toon-shading style and you keep traveling on a harsh planet that's entirely covered with wastelands, encountering plenty of psychotic bandits and peculiar characters along the way. It's all inherently so dumb and crazy, and yet there's something quite clever and artistic about it all.
I highly recommend these games:
This might be old news for hardcore gamers (the first installment was released 7 years ago), but the concept of these games is so original and fun. Essentially, these are brutal shooters with heavy role-playing elements incorporated: you can pick from many different characters each with his/her own set of abilities, you need to level up to upgrade your skills, you have to find/buy new weapons as your journey progresses, etc.
The most awesome aspect is that you can build your hero according to your own personality and playstyle: you can either be a sharpshooter that strategically kills enemies from afar or a brutal brawler that kills gigantic creatures with his bare fists... it's all good (and oh-so-fun).
The presentation and setting are so compelling too. The games are rendered with a toon-shading style and you keep traveling on a harsh planet that's entirely covered with wastelands, encountering plenty of psychotic bandits and peculiar characters along the way. It's all inherently so dumb and crazy, and yet there's something quite clever and artistic about it all.
I highly recommend these games:
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I bought these two leather jackets last year, which I'm quite fond of:
Where I live the temperature is below 15°C for nearly 75% of the year, so I've been wearing them rather extensively. Considering that I can wear many different garments underneath (eg. t-shirt, sweater, hoodie, etc.), I can pretty much use them for any temperature between 0°C and 20°C.
As well, leather jackets are so incredibly versatile in terms of style. I can either wear them with a graphic tee and a pair of Converses to achieve a rebellious look, or with a semi-casual 'sweater and tie' combo (which my girlfriend loves, haha), and it's always stylish.
They're appropriate for a wide range of temperatures and a wide range of styles, so yeah, I definitely love wearing them:
Where I live the temperature is below 15°C for nearly 75% of the year, so I've been wearing them rather extensively. Considering that I can wear many different garments underneath (eg. t-shirt, sweater, hoodie, etc.), I can pretty much use them for any temperature between 0°C and 20°C.
As well, leather jackets are so incredibly versatile in terms of style. I can either wear them with a graphic tee and a pair of Converses to achieve a rebellious look, or with a semi-casual 'sweater and tie' combo (which my girlfriend loves, haha), and it's always stylish.
They're appropriate for a wide range of temperatures and a wide range of styles, so yeah, I definitely love wearing them:
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What Can You Do? - Bad Religion (1988)
So you waste another day getting older and gray in the head
And you're hearing lots of stories about the happy times you have ahead
There are other folks in power so you kick back and get farther behind
And although the world rotates itself the only thing it twists is your mind
You see, the world's falling apart at the rifts
And surprisingly, the leaders can't make any sense of it
You mean nothing to the world, we're all someone else's fool
But oh, what can you do?
"Yeah you waste your time with losers if you get stuck in a rock-n-roll band"
Do you find it more rewarding to compete with morons throughout this land?
They seem to be in power so I'll kick back and get farther behind
And I watch them as they fuck up every good thing on this earth with their minds
You see, the world's falling apart at the rifts
And surprisingly, the leaders can't make any sense of it
You mean nothing to the world, we're all someone else's fool
But oh, what can you do?
Yeah you waste another day getting older and gray in the head
And we're hearing lots of stories about the happy times we have ahead
The morons are in power so we kick back and get farther behind
And we watch them as they fuck up every good thing on this earth with their minds
You see, the world's falling apart at the rifts
And surprisingly, the leaders can't make any sense of it
We mean nothing to the world, we're all someone else's fool
But oh, what can you do?
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The Same Person - Bad Religion (1998)
You want prosperity
For yourself, but not for me
Somehow you just can't see
We're in this collectively
You think that freedom is
A drastic severance
From your past relations
Just a quest for new bargains
We're not the same person
We're not the same person
Don't even wanna know
Don't need no good advice
Nor shoddy merchandise
I'm the suspect device
Beaten down, unable to strike
We're not the same person
We're not the same person
Don't even wanna know
And the sun comes over us again
We lament, we pine, and we rescind
And we ask for understanding
But aren't we the stingy ones indeed
When it's asked from us in the end?
We watch the days go by
Compete and then we die
So few ever ask why
But so many just abuse the design
We're not the same person
We're not the same person
Don't even wanna know
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Dept. Of False Hope - Bad Religion (2013)
Welcome my son
To where the work is never done
And the hungry are seldom ever fed
The department of false hope
Is a proving ground for dopes
And they'll grind your tiny bones to make their bread
So hold your head up high, forgotten man
Tomorrow won't be made for you
And everybody's gotta try to lend a helping hand
For god and man, there's nothing more to do
It crackled on the radio
Through bright plumes of the sun
The announcer said the age of faith was dead
Though the adolescent nation
Was just looking for salvation
The beast of reason reared its ugly head
So hold your head up high, forgotten man
Tomorrow's not for me and you
And everybody's gotta try to lend a helping hand
For god and man, there's nothing more to do
From your cradle of destruction
With the poorest of instruction
And merest sliver of a tune
Oh, you managed somehow to muddle through
So hold your head up high, forgotten man
Tomorrow's not for me and you
And everybody's gotta try to lend a helping hand
For god and man, there's nothing more to do
There is nothing more...
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And believe it or not, but I actually often workout to this music; that "Gotham fucking needs me!" mindset really works wonders to push my limits. 
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Note: I actually prefer the original version from Elvis Costello (on the ukulele), but couldn't find it on YouTube.
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I know what you mean, baby-oil definitely can be irritating. I was using baby-oil before to remove my under-eye concealer, and it was burning my eyes and the surrounding skin pretty harshly; now I've switched to canola oil. I believe that the fragrances contained in baby-oil are the main culprit.
If it's overly problematic for your wife during anal sex, you could simply try using vegetable oil instead. Canola oil is a good choice, since it's pretty light/neutral in terms of both taste and color. Many porn actors actually use vegetable oil for fucking, and I've used it plenty of times myself.
And I really wouldn't recommend the usage of any oil for vaginal sex (mineral, vegetable, or otherwise). Oils are very likely to cause vaginal infections, so you might want to simply keep a bottle of conventional lube nearby.
If it's overly problematic for your wife during anal sex, you could simply try using vegetable oil instead. Canola oil is a good choice, since it's pretty light/neutral in terms of both taste and color. Many porn actors actually use vegetable oil for fucking, and I've used it plenty of times myself.
And I really wouldn't recommend the usage of any oil for vaginal sex (mineral, vegetable, or otherwise). Oils are very likely to cause vaginal infections, so you might want to simply keep a bottle of conventional lube nearby.
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Article[/url]]The women in the study answered questionnaires about their product use and underwent lab tests for vaginal infections at the beginning of the study and one year later.
Researchers found that:
- 40 percent of the women who used petroleum jelly as a vaginal lubricant had bacterial vaginosis, a common bacterial infection, compared to 18 percent of women who did not insert petroleum jelly.
- 44 percent of women who used oils inside the vagina tested positive for Candida, the fungus that causes yeast infections, compared to 5 percent of women who did not use oils.
- Women who used petroleum jelly inside the vagina were twice as likely to test positive for a bacterial infection.
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Quote by SexySandy4u
Whatttt? That is not true. I have help with my account setup but this is all not true.who are you?
What exactly isn't true about my previous post, Chuck? Everything that I wrote actually is easily verifiable by anybody.
That you've used fake pictures to create both HotWife4u and SexySandy4u accounts? Nice try editing out the links while quoting me, but the proof against your subterfuge still heavily remains in my own post. That you've voted on 20 stories in under 2 hours with that bogus account? Anybody can witness that in the 'Recent Activity' of SexySandy4u's profile.
I must admit though, the PM that you sent me and the way in which you desperately tried to backpedal made me chuckle quite a bit:
Quote by SexySandy4u
I am exactly who I say I am. I a, friends with Chuck and Carolyn. The are helping me set up the account. It is obvious I have not read all the stories today but I've been reading stories here for months. Having no membership I was filly talked into joining. They took today to help me set up my account. I used Carols membership friends to build one. Are you some moderator? If you are officially a representative? If so contact me at the email provided in my signup. I can verify anything.
Dude, this all seems incredibly plausible. You've been bullshitting about the most random and insignificant things ever since I first noticed you on this website, are you seriously expecting people to believe in your unconvincing imaginary playmates? And please, don't ask me to provide proof for any of your previous bullshit, I have no time to waste on this and you wouldn't like it yourself.
You see Chuck, I've realized a long time ago that 90% of what's contained on Lush is pure fantasy, just mere fragments of people's imagination. And although I find most of it hilarious, I've remained silent about it for the great majority of my time here. However, when a certain someone creates duplicate accounts to establish deceptive and unhealthy bonds with unsuspecting others, that's when I draw a fucking line. And you've been stepping over that line in a pretty acute and obvious way yourself.
In other words, I absolutely believe that you have severe mental health issues. I'd highly recommend that you seek professional help.
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Quote by SexySandy4u
My best friends husband is a pilot that owns a Cessna 182. He initiated me while she held the controls. Even gave me a mile high t-shirt. He says blow jobs don't count.
Your [s]bullshit[/s] imagination knows no boundaries, Chuck.
Besides dude, you've already voted on more than 20 stories tonight in just under 2 hours with that new fake account. This represents a reading speed that's nearly five times as fast as the average human being can achieve (and coincidentally the almost exact delay that Lush allows between votes). I know that you're eager to establish plenty of deceitful affiliations all over this website with yet another bogus account, but you might want to keep your gimmick at least a bit plausible.
You already had a nice crowd of people buying into your imaginary wife's account, you really don't want to screw up your phony cyber-persona just now.
