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11 Aug 2015

Portrait of Authority - Bad Religion (1993)

Nothing more, nothing less
An icon on the wall, decoration and duress
That which many strive to be
It's the marble statue staring over me

And nobody has the will to tear it down
It determines wrong and right
But to me it's just a stereotype
And it makes us lose our sight

The portrait of authority
You tell me that's what I'm supposed to be
Portrait of authority
You tell me that's what I'm supposed to be

Another time, another man
An oppressive intrusion, and a plague across his land
And it haunts him every day
It tells him that he has no chance, his hopes just fade away

And he lives his life prepared to tear it down
But he can't muster the support
And to him it's just a stereotype
Of his life long fight

The portrait of authority
It embodies what he cannot be
Portrait of authority
It's what he cannot be...

10 Aug 2015

A whole gallon usually does the trick...

10 Aug 2015

Bodybuilding
[bod-ee-bil-ding]
1. the act or practice of exercising, lifting weights, so as to develop the muscles of the body.

Quite a few threads concerning dieting/trimming have been created in the past, but I've never witnessed one about bodybuilding specifically.

What works best for you when it comes to adding muscles to your frame? Any training experience that you would like to share?

- What's most effective for you: full-body or split workouts?

- Have you experimented with different regimens: German Training Volume (10x10), Strong Lifts (5x5), Hypertrophy-Specific Training, Westside Training?

- What are your favorite exercises? Are there any risky ones that you avoid?

- Do you go through bulking/cutting phases, or do you use a different approach?

- Which supplements do you use?

This thread is open to both men and women, expert and neophyte. Thanks for sharing!

7 Aug 2015

Quote by Mysteria27
What I do is I use my magic wand on my clitoris and then use the glass vibrator inside of myself.

I swear I have orgasm after orgasm.

This is exactly what the girl that I briefly mentioned in my review was doing:

Quote by SereneProdigy
(...) I've personally known a girl who used an excessively bumpy dildo to make herself squirt. She was thrusting quite roughly with it, but it worked every goddamn time.

She was applying a vibrating wand on her clit and then fucked her vagina quite vigorously with a bumpy glass dildo; she could achieve massive squirting orgasms that way. Her glass dildo looked very much like this one:

3 Aug 2015

Quote by sprite
the mustard HAS to touch the cheese, otherwise, what's the point?

If you need to ask you'll never know. coffee

coffee

3 Aug 2015

Give Peace a Chance, by John Lennon. Think

Think

3 Aug 2015

Everything was fine on my side when I first stumbled across this thread, but I'm now currently experiencing the exact same issues.

It probably has something to do with a server migration or something...

2 Aug 2015

Happy Birthday Dianna! xx

Hope you're doing great and that you'll come back here soon enough!

2 Aug 2015

Quote by snag_d
If your guy dies doggie penetration in any of your holes, which is deeper? Pussy of Ass. ?

If I died while fucking my girlfriend in doggie-style, that'd be pretty deep indeed... no matter if I was fucking her pussy or her ass. clown

clown

31 Jul 2015

I mostly agree with seeker4 here: I don't need to know all the specifics about her sexual past (her exact 'number' and all that, which is often a misleading information anyway), but I need to know her well enough to feel secure about the whole thing.

Generally speaking however, I'm not into one-nighters or anonymous-sex and I much prefer when there's at least a baseline level of fondness/affection between my partners and I, so the girls that I usually end up having sex with rarely are perfect strangers and they often emit a pretty positive vibe in terms of 'sexual awareness' (ie. I know I can trust them because I'm quite confident that they care about their own health). If I don't get that positive vibe it's unlikely that I'd want to have sex with them anyway, they probably wouldn't even be my type in terms of personality and the 'sexual connection' just wouldn't be there. Plus, I usually keep the same partners for quite a few months and my partners often have similar sexual habits, which diminishes the risks of transmission by a considerable margin.

I've always used a condom for proper penetration, but admittedly I did indulge into 'risky oral sex' a few times through my life (while either giving or receiving), especially during the first few years of my sexual-life (from 18-20). I vividly remember one time when a girl I barely knew invited me to her place: I popped ecstasy earlier in the evening and I couldn't get a hard-on at all, so I was somehow forced to eat the pussy of a more-or-less reputable girl. I kept thinking that I was getting an STD while licking her pussy; pretty disgusting and not a fun experience at all. Luckily I've never tested positive for any STI/STD, but these risky situations have been pretty rare in my life anyway.

31 Jul 2015

Quote by Dancing_Doll
I actually want to try glow-in-the-dark paint sometime.

It looks like fun.

Goddammit, this is giving me crazy ideas to indulge into a fabulous sexual fantasy at my place. I just checked on Amazon, and you could easily buy all the appropriate items for a very low price.

Fluorescent paint, available for only $5:

Black light bulb, available for only $6. I have a spot-light just over my bed, so that would be perfect:

And I could also buy a terrific wig from MapOfBeauty to match with the rest of that trippy experience:

It's extremely likely that I'll try this in the near future...

Not to mention that cum also shows up under a black light, this could be the final touch of my majestic artwork (wink-wink):

31 Jul 2015

I thought I'd share these here as I think that this is pretty fucking awesome:

31 Jul 2015

Quote by Magical_felix
Wait. Sister doesn't either though...

It's forgivable though because who ever heard of a Norwegian Greek Canuck? Who ever heard of short haired black cats in Norway even? I thought it was all forest cats over there.

Life in Norway is definitely a lot more sophisticated than you think it is, dude. Here's a picture taken from outside my window just a few moments ago:

31 Jul 2015

Quote by Magical_felix

Are you sure you didn't mean to type sistah? Mr. Hungarian Canadian.

'Sistah' doesn't rhyme with 'assert', dumbass. Besides, I'm a Greek currently living in Norway myself; I only got my cats on a trip to Hungary.

30 Jul 2015

Quote by Magical_felix
Oh so because he's black he wants to rule the hood?

I'm so sick of these racist Canadians. I swear to god.

He's definitely a lot more virile than some wimpy tuxedo kitty-cat. And besides, he's Hungarian, not Canadian.

30 Jul 2015

Watch Out for my Bro

Watch out for my bro
He's one mean macho
Being his lil' sister
I sure can assert

Whenever we're fed
He starts seeing red
So full of his pride
He tosses me aside

When we're being pet
He thinks I'm a threat
And starts to bite me
I can't purr freely

Watch out dear Cleo
And heed my memo
Bobby is furtive
And so possessive

- Ophelia, aka Bobby's lil' sister

30 Jul 2015

My Sole Fuckin' Rule

I look like a panther
But I'm a big black cat
Please call me 'mister'
But don't call me fat

When I'm parading
I don't aim to be good
Just want to be king
Of the whole fuckin' hood

Constraints and captivity
Are for those lesser
I leave that stupidity
To my lil' black sister

I strive to be free
Arrogant and cruel
Feed me when need be
Is my sole fuckin' rule

- Bobby, aka SereneProdigy's badass cat

30 Jul 2015

Quote by Dancing_Doll
I had a friend who did it sometimes to prove a point back when we were in university, but it's far from the norm. I'm definitely not comfortable going topless walking around in the city or in 'non-topless' environments (ie. not the beach). Quite honestly, although it's technically legal, I don't ever see people doing it outside of things like the Pride Parade, or occasionally some will go body-painted at sporting events or outdoor concerts. I have been bodypainted before in public (for a charity event), but for me - I still have to feel like the event/venue is 'appropriate'.

This exactly. The right way to put it is that partial nudity is 'decriminalized' in many countries, but it's nonetheless rarely the norm and a lot of people will still give you weird looks in the great majority of situations if you parade around with your titties out (even at most beaches, actually).

In other words, the law enforcement won't be bothered and won't take measures for such a minor offense, but that doesn't mean that it's socially acceptable in a widespread manner either. The laws are established that way so that people sunbathing/flaunting/manifesting/parading/body-painting topless won't be an unnecessary burden on the legal system, but you still might get asked to put a shirt on by authorities in a lot of situations.

In Canada specifically, 'public indecency' is still illegal and depending on the context/situation (eg. a woman dancing in panties in the middle of a shopping-mall), you still might get arrested/prosecuted; and you could also be arrested for 'public disturbance' if police officers consider your nudity to be an obvious act of provocation.

I have some family in Canada and I've been there quite a few times, and I've never seen any woman being topless at the beach (and certainly not on the streets). Similarly in Ibiza or various other resorts where partial nudity isn't illegal, you generally have separate beaches for topless/non-topless people; and it's very likely that people will give you strange looks and/or ask you to put something on if you expose your breasts at a non-topless beach.

30 Jul 2015

Quote by Weavindreams
Not quite. The problem is that ignoring some people only tends to give them permission. Like I said "Boys will be boys" is? AN EXCUSE nothing more. Somethings are both inexcusable and indefensible.

Haven't you noticed that the people that Magical_felix taunts are in fact an extremely thin minority on Lush (around 5 out of 200,000 members, which represents a mere 0.0025%)? And that those people all have in common the fact that they keep replying to him impulsively?

Us moderators can hardly recognize such cases as 'harassment' when the plaintiffs respond to their assailants in a measure that's just as equally rude, manifest and provocative. We're not going to intervene and waste any of our time/resources defending them when they keep behaving in a way that only encourages the dilemma to escalate; from our perspective, such people willingly put themselves into those particular situations and it isn't our role as moderators to handle the drama that they readily cultivate.

Stop responding to your aggressors, and if they continue to provoke you the moderators will promptly identify your case as legitimate harassment and will take appropriate measures. Until then, you'll be in it on your own and you'll be just as equally guilty to make these forums a complete mess with those numerous (and pointless) arguments.

Seriously, try it and you might be surprised by the results. What do you have to lose anyway?

28 Jul 2015

Quote by LarsKaiden
Self-sucking transsexual lesbian dwarves. They're hot!

LOL

laughing8

28 Jul 2015

I seem to be in the minority regarding this, but I really don't appreciate the sight of tan-lines all that much... they just look bizarre and silly to me.

I don't mind if some body-parts are paler than others (which most women will end up like, unless they tan fully naked), but I much prefer a subtle gradation to a definitive (and awkward) 'tan-line'.

28 Jul 2015

You can already do all of this...

If you click on the 'Friends' icon on the top-right corner of your screen, it will lead you to a page that features many different options to interact with your friends:

The friends who are 'online' will be presented as such, if they actually choose to let that information be known in their own options. If you also hover your cursor over one of your friends' name, a small menu will scroll down, which will let you interact with them in many different ways (visiting their profile, sending mail, opening a chat window, etc.):

If you select the option 'Open chat window', a small window will open to chat privately with a specific friend:

28 Jul 2015

I've read your post about 4 times now... and really can't comprehend what you're suggesting exactly. confused1

confused1

27 Jul 2015

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20 Jul 2015

Quote by Magical_felix
I hadn't really noticed until lately but when you leave a comment on someone's story there is no actual "post" button. You have to hit enter to post it. I have noticed several people, myself included, hitting enter to try and start a new paragraph in their comment and accidentally posting it only to have to delete and start again. Just find it to be an odd little omission on such an important part of the site. I'm sure gav could whip up a post button, no sweat. Then we could actually have spaces in our comments.

You can actually press Shift + Enter to skip a line and start a new paragraph. Or alternatively, you can write your comment in another application (eg. Notepad) and copy/paste it.

But I know what you mean, I find these tiny Comment boxes extremely inconvenient and finicky. They definitely could be improved with a proper 'Post' button, similar to how the Comments on our walls are handled. I guess that exhaustive freaks like me are better off simply sending the author a proper PM instead, haha.

If I'm not mistaken though, I believe that story Comments have been modified since I joined here (2 years ago). I think that the Enter key worked properly back then, and you could also post much longer Comments.

20 Jul 2015

Quote by sprite
Actually, Buz is like that 24/7. he's probably the nicest guy on Lush, and I say that having known and worked with him for several years now - he's always been there with 100% support and encouragement for all the writers. i'm really very proud of him, and happy for him, that he placed.

Hmm... I actually quoted Magical_felix in my post. laughing8

laughing8

20 Jul 2015

Quote by SereneProdigy
1- UFO: Enemy Unknown (1994)

Probably the greatest strategy game I've ever played. The Earth was the target of a massive alien invasion and you had to manage this anti-alien agency. You had to build your base, make researches, equip your ships, buy your equipment... and the funnest thing of all, kill aliens on the battlefield through a turn-based gameplay.

Okay... a remake of that game was actually released in 2012 and I just bought it recently for under $20. What a fantastic game, it actually replaces the original game in my Top-5 list of all-time favorite games (because well, it's essentially a revamped/improved version of it).

Despite being a turn-based strategy game, the action is so fucking intense and immersive; every little decision that you make has dire consequences. In my very first playthrough (which I failed miserably), I mindlessly left my top-soldier out in the open... which caused him to get -killed the next turn... which caused my entire squad to get killed because of their lack of firepower... which caused the rescue mission to be a failure... which caused the country I was intervening in to panic... which caused my funding to drastically go down... which caused the following missions to be ridiculously hard to complete... which caused the aliens to successfully take control over the entire planet.

So yeah, every insignificant decision can have a massive impact on the rest of your playthrough. That game is also challenging without being frustrating, which is a quality that many games lack nowadays. It's definitely hard, but the fun part is that it's also extremely rewarding when you choose your tactics wisely and successfully complete a mission.

The strategic element is twofold: managing your base (ie. researches, engineering, deploying satellites to protect countries, etc.) and controlling your squad on the battlefield. And these two aspects intertwine with each other very nicely: you need to take the right decisions at your base to make sure your squad will be fully prepared when facing aliens, and you need to survive/complete missions to earn fundings, scientists, engineers and alien materials.

The missions are quite varied too, and considering that your squad and the aliens that you're facing are never exactly the same, it leads to a very unique scenario each time you get on the battlefield: the replayability is exceptional with that game, you never face the same situation twice from one playthrough to another. Capturing downed UFOs in the middle of nowhere, stopping alien abductions in major cities around the world, rescuing citizens, escorting scientists back to your ship, disarming bombs... the missions are extremely fun and varied.

I highly recommend this game. Check it out if you're interested:

Important note: the version that I bought myself is XCOM: Enemy Within (instead of XCOM: Enemy Unknown). This is essentially an improved version which was released a year later, where many gameplay issues have been resolved and where you can train your soldiers to become genetically-modified or mechanized-troopers.

If you play on a console, XCOM: Enemy Within is actually a stand-alone title (ie. it's not an expansion and you don't need the original title), and you can now buy it for only around $20. There's no point in buying/playing XCOM: Enemy Unknown when you can get that new improved version instead:

20 Jul 2015

Quote by Magical_felix

Okay... maybe we should award him a prize every 12 hours then. Eh?

Eh?