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Sharing Toys
How comfortable are you about sharing toys with other people?
Is it something that thoroughly disgusts you and that you'd therefore never do? Or are you okay with it in some specific circumstances?
- Would you possibly share a vibrator with one of your closest female friends (to test it, for example)?
- What if your significant other asked you to penetrate his ass with your favorite toy?
- What about toys that your current lover used with previous partners?
- Does it entirely depend on the material of the toy?
Technically, some toys are non-porous and/or can be 100% sanitized (eg. silicone, glass, stainless steel), but I know that there's also a big psychological component to it.
So, what's your perspective on the matter? Thanks for sharing!
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Being distinctly funny isn't a requirement for me, though playful and cheerful are two important qualities that I usually seek in a girl.
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Quote by Magical_felix
So...after you opened the amazon box...was the wig itchy when you tried it on?
Technically, I'm not the one who got to open the box from Amazon.
And I tried the wig just for fun afterward, and no, it wasn't any itchy.
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I've never heard of this before... and I honestly wonder how could some smoke enhance his sensations in any way.
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This would be my Top 5, in chronological order...
1- UFO: Enemy Unknown (1994)
Probably the greatest strategy game I've ever played. The Earth was the target of a massive alien invasion and you had to manage this anti-alien agency. You had to build your base, make researches, equip your ships, buy your equipment... and the funnest thing of all, kill aliens on the battlefield through a turn-based gameplay.
2- Final Fantasy 6 (1994)
The story of this game was so complex, which was particularly impressive since it only featured 2D characters. That game really had a soul somehow, there was just something about it that transcended the whole gaming experience. It almost chilled my bones at times. I have very good memories of it.
3- Grim Fandango (1998)
Probably the craziest, funniest, most original game I've ever played. The synopsis was so weird, I feel like I would waste my time trying to explain it. Essentially, you played as a skeleton in this awesome neo-noir environment, with plenty of puzzles to solve.
4- Mass Effect series (2007-2012)
Very interesting story, with plenty of sci-fi elements, character development and breathtaking moments. The gameplay/action was awesome too.
5- Arkham series (2009-2015)
Awesome stories, awesome characters, awesome action... and you play as the goddamn Batman. What else do you need?
1- UFO: Enemy Unknown (1994)
Probably the greatest strategy game I've ever played. The Earth was the target of a massive alien invasion and you had to manage this anti-alien agency. You had to build your base, make researches, equip your ships, buy your equipment... and the funnest thing of all, kill aliens on the battlefield through a turn-based gameplay.
2- Final Fantasy 6 (1994)
The story of this game was so complex, which was particularly impressive since it only featured 2D characters. That game really had a soul somehow, there was just something about it that transcended the whole gaming experience. It almost chilled my bones at times. I have very good memories of it.
3- Grim Fandango (1998)
Probably the craziest, funniest, most original game I've ever played. The synopsis was so weird, I feel like I would waste my time trying to explain it. Essentially, you played as a skeleton in this awesome neo-noir environment, with plenty of puzzles to solve.
4- Mass Effect series (2007-2012)
Very interesting story, with plenty of sci-fi elements, character development and breathtaking moments. The gameplay/action was awesome too.
5- Arkham series (2009-2015)
Awesome stories, awesome characters, awesome action... and you play as the goddamn Batman. What else do you need?
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All-Time Favorite Games
What are some of your favorite video games of all time? Any old classic that you really enjoyed?
Feel free to share!
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It depends what you do with the cam...
I wouldn't recommend inserting it in your ass, for example. This could be traumatic both for you and the person on the receiving end.
I wouldn't recommend inserting it in your ass, for example. This could be traumatic both for you and the person on the receiving end.
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Review: Map Of Beauty
(Warning, spoilers at the bottom of this review)
It's official... my girlfriend is just as mischievous as I am. I guess we're a bad influence on each other. I had a few other reviews to write prior to this one and I've also been rather busy in the past few weeks, but I just can't keep this fun experience to myself any longer. Usually in my reviews, I first present the product and then write about my experience with it, but I thought that I'd write this one from my own perspective to keep the element of surprise. If you're really craving to know what this is all about, you can simply scroll down to spoil the fun. Otherwise, just keep reading.
Note: the names featured in this review are fictional.
So, it was my birthday at the beginning of the month and my girlfriend invited me to her apartment to cook for me and to offer me a very special treatment. Little did I know however, what this 'special treatment' would turn out to be.
"We're going to eat a bit later, say at around 8 pm. Is that okay with you?" my girlfriend informed me when I called her over the phone prior to leaving my own apartment on Friday evening.
"Yeah that's alright, I'll just eat a can of tuna before leaving," I responded. "But why do you want to eat so late? Did you mess up your recipe?"
"Nope, not at all, I simply want to offer you one of my gifts before eating. I can't wait to see your reaction when you'll receive it. Trust me, you're in for quite a surprise!"
"Oh... a surprise? Not a sexual surprise by any chance?" I teased.
"Maybe... there's no way you can guess what this is however," my girlfriend teased back.
I changed my clothes, ate a can of tuna and left for her apartment. While driving my car, I kept wondering what her surprise would be. A sex toy maybe? That was rather unlikely, considering that sex toys for men are rather scarce and that I was already well equipped with my Fleshlights. We ordered quite a few pieces of lingerie a few weeks prior, maybe she simply wanted to surprise me with a new outfit that she hadn't tried yet? Or maybe she intended to try a new unusual kink? I was rather clueless I must admit, but I was eager to enjoy my evening with her.
"So where's my surprise?" I asked when I finally arrived at her place.
"Haha, you want it right away don't you? I'm ready when you are, my supper won't be ready until a few hours."
"Sure, tell those strippers to get out of your closet and we'll have some fun," I joked.
"Oh, I'm impressed! You're actually not too far from it," my girlfriend joked back.
"Yeah, right."
"You'll see. You really can't guess what my surprise is," she kept teasing.
"Well, show it to me then. I'm eager to see what this is," I insisted.
"You might be a little reluctant to it, I must warn you. I think I'd rather tie you up to a chair before revealing what this is."
"Hah, me reluctant!? Go on, tie me up then. Should I get naked first?" I asked.
"Hmm... you can keep your briefs on if you want," my girlfriend replied.
She helped me remove my clothes while we kissed and sensually teased each other. She also moved a chair from her kitchen and placed it right in the middle of her living room. She finally grabbed the luxury handcuffs that I bought her a short while ago and tied me up on the chair, my arms placed behind my back.
"Okay I'm ready now," I said. "So what's my surprise?"
"You can't refuse it now," she bantered. "No matter what you'll say about it, I'll proceed with it."
"Dammit, what the hell is this about?"
"Remember all those teasing remarks about blonde girls that you keep throwing at me?" she explained. "About how it's been more than two years since you fucked a blonde? About how you might never fuck a blonde again since you're now committed to me?"
"Uh... yes?" I responded. "You know I was kidding, right? This is only my silly humor, you even laughed at it yourself. What are you going to do about it anyway?"
"Well... I'll have a blonde fuck you. Hopefully this will finally shut you up about that whole thing."
"What!?" I shouted. "What are you talking about!? Who's going to fuck me!? You hired a blonde escort!? Haha, you're totally kidding!"
"I'm not kidding at all, I brought a friend of mine. She's having a coffee with Clara next door, I'll send her over in a few minutes," she explained. "Then I'll stay at Clara's place myself and will let you have some fun with my blonde friend!"
Clara is the woman living next to my girlfriend in the same building, a woman in her mid-40s whom my girlfriend is good friends with.
"You can't possibly be serious! And who's that blonde friend of yours!? Stacy? She's not even that hot! And I doubt that she'd participate in this crazy scheme anyway!" I pointed out.
"You don't know her, it's a friend back from university which I only talk to every once in a while. And she's hot, totally hot! Trust me, you'll like her. She's about my size too, I'll also lend her one of the sexy outfits we ordered a few weeks ago."
"And she accepted to fuck me, just like that?" I questioned.
"I showed her a picture of you, she thinks you're sexy. And she's a real slut, she has no problem with it whatsoever," my girlfriend clarified.
"Fuck, if you're any serious this is totally crazy. And you're perfectly okay with it? This is even making you smile!"
"Yeah, I'm okay with it. I'll finally make you eat your words, I think that's hilarious. And it's your birthday too, you're allowed to have some fun!" she followed.
"We need to talk about this! I don't want to fuck a blonde really, I'm plenty satisfied with you!" I begged.
"Oh stop bullshitting me, I'm sure you're craving to fuck a sexy blonde. A cute little slutty blonde. Isn't the thought of it making you hard? Oh yes, it seems to be making your cock very hard now," she mischievously appraised while grasping my crotch.
"This isn't fair!"
"Maybe... but there's nothing you can do about it now. Anyway, I'll send her over, she has already been waiting for an hour or so now," my girlfriend teased while leaving the room.
"Wait!" I implored.
"Bye! Have fun!" she finally said.
And there I was, half-naked and helplessly tied up to a chair, waiting for a blonde to come over and ride my cock. The last blonde I had fucked was a hot receptionist from one of my previous contracts, nearly two years ago. All the other girls I had slept with since had been brunettes. I was hoping that my girlfriend would at least give her the keys to the handcuffs, so that I could fuck her properly. And I was also hoping that she would be way sexy, with a slim waist and a gorgeous little ass. Maybe I did wanted to fuck a hot blonde after all.
A few minutes later, I heard the door of the apartment being opened, followed by footsteps heading to the living room where I was tied up. Incidentally, my back was facing the doorway so I couldn't see whoever entered the room.
"Hello...?" I asked. "Who is this?" I followed, but didn't receive a response.
I suddenly felt a pair of soft hands caressing my shoulders, which soon dangerously found their way to my upper chest. I tried to turn my head around to see who this was, but only managed to spot a sexy white top... and blonde hair. Fuck, it really was a blonde!
Just a few moments later, the girl walked in front of me, wearing a slutty schoolgirl outfit with a white top and a green plaid skirt. She started teasing me with her cute little ass, bending over while lifting her skirt. When she finally turned around to reveal her face, I was utterly shocked...
"You nasty little bitch!" I shouted.
Yes, my devious slut of a girlfriend had bought a blonde wig and pulled that nasty prank on me. She totally got me, I wasn't expecting this at all. Even when she briefly teased me with her ass, I didn't realize that this was in fact my girlfriend's ass. I guess I was simply way too absorbed into that wild fantasy, and really didn't anticipate that this was actually my girlfriend wearing a blonde wig.
She released me from the chair and I fucked her so very wildly, just like that disobedient schoolgirl deserved. Sadly however, I couldn't pull her blonde hair.
When we were both finally exhausted and she explained to me how she got that wig, I was pleasantly surprised. I had seen wigs in various sex-shops for around $50 before, but my girlfriend only paid hers $10 or so. As a bonus, the company that makes those wigs also ships for free. The only downside is that the shipping takes a while to arrive (about a month or so), so you need to plan ahead if you intend to use it as a surprise or during a special event (eg. Halloween party).
My girlfriend got this idea from one of her friends, who has this rather crazy personality and who occasionally enjoys parading downtown with different extravagant/colorful wigs. The wigs are extremely inexpensive, so this is great to buy many different ones and to indulge in various sexual scenarios.
The company is called Map Of Beauty. The blonde wig that my girlfriend bought is similar to the first one on the picture below, but you could also buy many different colors/styles to suit your fantasies. Their collection of wigs is very impressive:
Check them out on Amazon: Map Of Beauty
Of course those wigs are made from synthetic hair, but they still look very decent. They look very real and aren't overly shiny as some other wigs. I'm not sure if I would recommend a woman to wear one for a classy evening, but to indulge into fun sexual fantasies or just to fool around, they really are perfect. I'll definitely be buying more of these myself: next objective, a sultry redhead!
Hope you enjoyed!
(Warning, spoilers at the bottom of this review)
It's official... my girlfriend is just as mischievous as I am. I guess we're a bad influence on each other. I had a few other reviews to write prior to this one and I've also been rather busy in the past few weeks, but I just can't keep this fun experience to myself any longer. Usually in my reviews, I first present the product and then write about my experience with it, but I thought that I'd write this one from my own perspective to keep the element of surprise. If you're really craving to know what this is all about, you can simply scroll down to spoil the fun. Otherwise, just keep reading.
Note: the names featured in this review are fictional.
So, it was my birthday at the beginning of the month and my girlfriend invited me to her apartment to cook for me and to offer me a very special treatment. Little did I know however, what this 'special treatment' would turn out to be.
"We're going to eat a bit later, say at around 8 pm. Is that okay with you?" my girlfriend informed me when I called her over the phone prior to leaving my own apartment on Friday evening.
"Yeah that's alright, I'll just eat a can of tuna before leaving," I responded. "But why do you want to eat so late? Did you mess up your recipe?"
"Nope, not at all, I simply want to offer you one of my gifts before eating. I can't wait to see your reaction when you'll receive it. Trust me, you're in for quite a surprise!"
"Oh... a surprise? Not a sexual surprise by any chance?" I teased.
"Maybe... there's no way you can guess what this is however," my girlfriend teased back.
I changed my clothes, ate a can of tuna and left for her apartment. While driving my car, I kept wondering what her surprise would be. A sex toy maybe? That was rather unlikely, considering that sex toys for men are rather scarce and that I was already well equipped with my Fleshlights. We ordered quite a few pieces of lingerie a few weeks prior, maybe she simply wanted to surprise me with a new outfit that she hadn't tried yet? Or maybe she intended to try a new unusual kink? I was rather clueless I must admit, but I was eager to enjoy my evening with her.
"So where's my surprise?" I asked when I finally arrived at her place.
"Haha, you want it right away don't you? I'm ready when you are, my supper won't be ready until a few hours."
"Sure, tell those strippers to get out of your closet and we'll have some fun," I joked.
"Oh, I'm impressed! You're actually not too far from it," my girlfriend joked back.
"Yeah, right."
"You'll see. You really can't guess what my surprise is," she kept teasing.
"Well, show it to me then. I'm eager to see what this is," I insisted.
"You might be a little reluctant to it, I must warn you. I think I'd rather tie you up to a chair before revealing what this is."
"Hah, me reluctant!? Go on, tie me up then. Should I get naked first?" I asked.
"Hmm... you can keep your briefs on if you want," my girlfriend replied.
She helped me remove my clothes while we kissed and sensually teased each other. She also moved a chair from her kitchen and placed it right in the middle of her living room. She finally grabbed the luxury handcuffs that I bought her a short while ago and tied me up on the chair, my arms placed behind my back.
"Okay I'm ready now," I said. "So what's my surprise?"
"You can't refuse it now," she bantered. "No matter what you'll say about it, I'll proceed with it."
"Dammit, what the hell is this about?"
"Remember all those teasing remarks about blonde girls that you keep throwing at me?" she explained. "About how it's been more than two years since you fucked a blonde? About how you might never fuck a blonde again since you're now committed to me?"
"Uh... yes?" I responded. "You know I was kidding, right? This is only my silly humor, you even laughed at it yourself. What are you going to do about it anyway?"
"Well... I'll have a blonde fuck you. Hopefully this will finally shut you up about that whole thing."
"What!?" I shouted. "What are you talking about!? Who's going to fuck me!? You hired a blonde escort!? Haha, you're totally kidding!"
"I'm not kidding at all, I brought a friend of mine. She's having a coffee with Clara next door, I'll send her over in a few minutes," she explained. "Then I'll stay at Clara's place myself and will let you have some fun with my blonde friend!"
Clara is the woman living next to my girlfriend in the same building, a woman in her mid-40s whom my girlfriend is good friends with.
"You can't possibly be serious! And who's that blonde friend of yours!? Stacy? She's not even that hot! And I doubt that she'd participate in this crazy scheme anyway!" I pointed out.
"You don't know her, it's a friend back from university which I only talk to every once in a while. And she's hot, totally hot! Trust me, you'll like her. She's about my size too, I'll also lend her one of the sexy outfits we ordered a few weeks ago."
"And she accepted to fuck me, just like that?" I questioned.
"I showed her a picture of you, she thinks you're sexy. And she's a real slut, she has no problem with it whatsoever," my girlfriend clarified.
"Fuck, if you're any serious this is totally crazy. And you're perfectly okay with it? This is even making you smile!"
"Yeah, I'm okay with it. I'll finally make you eat your words, I think that's hilarious. And it's your birthday too, you're allowed to have some fun!" she followed.
"We need to talk about this! I don't want to fuck a blonde really, I'm plenty satisfied with you!" I begged.
"Oh stop bullshitting me, I'm sure you're craving to fuck a sexy blonde. A cute little slutty blonde. Isn't the thought of it making you hard? Oh yes, it seems to be making your cock very hard now," she mischievously appraised while grasping my crotch.
"This isn't fair!"
"Maybe... but there's nothing you can do about it now. Anyway, I'll send her over, she has already been waiting for an hour or so now," my girlfriend teased while leaving the room.
"Wait!" I implored.
"Bye! Have fun!" she finally said.
And there I was, half-naked and helplessly tied up to a chair, waiting for a blonde to come over and ride my cock. The last blonde I had fucked was a hot receptionist from one of my previous contracts, nearly two years ago. All the other girls I had slept with since had been brunettes. I was hoping that my girlfriend would at least give her the keys to the handcuffs, so that I could fuck her properly. And I was also hoping that she would be way sexy, with a slim waist and a gorgeous little ass. Maybe I did wanted to fuck a hot blonde after all.
A few minutes later, I heard the door of the apartment being opened, followed by footsteps heading to the living room where I was tied up. Incidentally, my back was facing the doorway so I couldn't see whoever entered the room.
"Hello...?" I asked. "Who is this?" I followed, but didn't receive a response.
I suddenly felt a pair of soft hands caressing my shoulders, which soon dangerously found their way to my upper chest. I tried to turn my head around to see who this was, but only managed to spot a sexy white top... and blonde hair. Fuck, it really was a blonde!
Just a few moments later, the girl walked in front of me, wearing a slutty schoolgirl outfit with a white top and a green plaid skirt. She started teasing me with her cute little ass, bending over while lifting her skirt. When she finally turned around to reveal her face, I was utterly shocked...
"You nasty little bitch!" I shouted.
Yes, my devious slut of a girlfriend had bought a blonde wig and pulled that nasty prank on me. She totally got me, I wasn't expecting this at all. Even when she briefly teased me with her ass, I didn't realize that this was in fact my girlfriend's ass. I guess I was simply way too absorbed into that wild fantasy, and really didn't anticipate that this was actually my girlfriend wearing a blonde wig.
She released me from the chair and I fucked her so very wildly, just like that disobedient schoolgirl deserved. Sadly however, I couldn't pull her blonde hair.
When we were both finally exhausted and she explained to me how she got that wig, I was pleasantly surprised. I had seen wigs in various sex-shops for around $50 before, but my girlfriend only paid hers $10 or so. As a bonus, the company that makes those wigs also ships for free. The only downside is that the shipping takes a while to arrive (about a month or so), so you need to plan ahead if you intend to use it as a surprise or during a special event (eg. Halloween party).
My girlfriend got this idea from one of her friends, who has this rather crazy personality and who occasionally enjoys parading downtown with different extravagant/colorful wigs. The wigs are extremely inexpensive, so this is great to buy many different ones and to indulge in various sexual scenarios.
The company is called Map Of Beauty. The blonde wig that my girlfriend bought is similar to the first one on the picture below, but you could also buy many different colors/styles to suit your fantasies. Their collection of wigs is very impressive:
Check them out on Amazon: Map Of Beauty
Of course those wigs are made from synthetic hair, but they still look very decent. They look very real and aren't overly shiny as some other wigs. I'm not sure if I would recommend a woman to wear one for a classy evening, but to indulge into fun sexual fantasies or just to fool around, they really are perfect. I'll definitely be buying more of these myself: next objective, a sultry redhead!
Hope you enjoyed!
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I love games with a great storyline mostly, and I also prefer strategic elements to senseless action. I guess I'd lean more for RPGs, though it's been quite a while since I played a proper RPG (eg. Final Fantasy). My favorite games on the Xbox-360 are the Arkham series, the Mass Effect series and L.A. Noire; these are pretty much the only ones I've played in fact.
I agree. I haven't played the other twos, but Mass Effect was a perfect mix of every genre: great story, great action, great RPG elements.
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I like both. Fallout, Mass Effect, and Elder's Scrolls are the best. They are a mix of both.
I agree. I haven't played the other twos, but Mass Effect was a perfect mix of every genre: great story, great action, great RPG elements.
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Quote by curvygalore
The thing is, appearances are deceptive. I can think of a few of my friends who dress and act more than suggestively, but that's it. Its just for fun and they are in no way the "sure thing" they might seem to be to the uninitiated. And what does "classy" mean? Does it refer to class, or a clothes label, or just mean someone who is calm and socially adept? I genuinely don't mean to be picky with the forum poster, just pointing out that people are much more complex than three simple, apparent "types".
This exactly.
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That's just an extremely dumbed down version of the Myers–Briggs Type Indicator. 12 simple questions to determine your entire personality? Really?
There are much better tests around the web if you're curious to know your specific type; that one test didn't even indicate my usual personality type.
There are much better tests around the web if you're curious to know your specific type; that one test didn't even indicate my usual personality type.
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I just couldn't stand voting for "Never had any fame", so I set my pubic hair on fire and posted a video on YouTube.
It should go viral and make me internationally famous in a few hours.
It should go viral and make me internationally famous in a few hours.
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Quote by Scorpio2015
Ok, what if I write one with a similar line of events, different names, different city, etc...?
That actually sounds like a very promising idea...
Or alternatively...
"One does not simply insert his dick inside a tight butthole..."
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Considering my occasional rants about body-fat, I think I'd be wearing a padded suit to face the women of Lush:
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It really isn't attractive to me, not the mention all the potential health concerns that may arise from it. I'm not quite into that whole 'bootylicious' look in the first place (ie. Kim Kardashian), plus this just adds a freakish element to it. To me, it actually looks quite desperate... and sad.
It seems like many women misinterpret what men seek in a female body. Men love breasts that have a certain volume, but that doesn't mean that women need an enormous pair of 36DDs to entice them; as long as there's some volume to them, most men will be plenty satisfied. Same thing with the waist-to-hip ratio; women naturally have wider hips, they really don't need to indulge in all sorts of crazy treatments to entice men. If you were to ask me personally, I'd say that only a very thin minority of women are naturally disadvantaged regarding their breasts/hips, probably lower than 5%.
These girls have relatively narrow hips (some of the narrowest I could find actually), and all of them are still sexy as fuck to me:
So yeah, any woman can have an attractive waist-to-hip ratio as long as she maintains an acceptable level of fitness; losing fat around your waist and toning your ass a little will lead to much better results than wearing a corset. In fact, if you engage into fitness you'll have 90% of the work accomplished in terms of having a sexy body.
The same thing is true for men actually: men naturally have a V-shaped torso, they really don't need to do much more than maintaining a fit body to display a shape that the majority of women will find attractive. The guy on the left is moderately fit and still has a decent V-shape; there's really no need to become a steroid-monster and reach a freakish appearance like the guy on the right:
Bigger isn't always better, may that be for hips, boobs or muscles...
It seems like many women misinterpret what men seek in a female body. Men love breasts that have a certain volume, but that doesn't mean that women need an enormous pair of 36DDs to entice them; as long as there's some volume to them, most men will be plenty satisfied. Same thing with the waist-to-hip ratio; women naturally have wider hips, they really don't need to indulge in all sorts of crazy treatments to entice men. If you were to ask me personally, I'd say that only a very thin minority of women are naturally disadvantaged regarding their breasts/hips, probably lower than 5%.
These girls have relatively narrow hips (some of the narrowest I could find actually), and all of them are still sexy as fuck to me:
So yeah, any woman can have an attractive waist-to-hip ratio as long as she maintains an acceptable level of fitness; losing fat around your waist and toning your ass a little will lead to much better results than wearing a corset. In fact, if you engage into fitness you'll have 90% of the work accomplished in terms of having a sexy body.
The same thing is true for men actually: men naturally have a V-shaped torso, they really don't need to do much more than maintaining a fit body to display a shape that the majority of women will find attractive. The guy on the left is moderately fit and still has a decent V-shape; there's really no need to become a steroid-monster and reach a freakish appearance like the guy on the right:
Bigger isn't always better, may that be for hips, boobs or muscles...
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Haha, I'd be perfectly cool with it, enthusiastic even. You can actually buy stripper poles in many sex shops for around $100 (click here), I'd totally buy one if my girlfriend was taking lessons. I'd let her accumulate some skills beforehand however, then I'd let her give me an awesome show.
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I wouldn't call it a turn-off per se, but tall women (5'8" and over) don't usually catch my attention as much as shorter ones. It's weird, but as much as some tall women can be extremely attractive (ie. supermodels), it rarely crosses my mind to approach/date/fuck them. It's often reciprocated however: I'm 5'9" myself so I doubt that a lot of tall women would consider dating a guy of my height, and thus that can be quite a deterrent to try anything with them. It's a bit like we naturally exclude each other in the whole dating scene. And I do have this whole 'must date someone shorter than me' mindset, just like most women have this 'must date someone taller than me' one.
It did happen that I dated and slept with girls that were taller than me though. Funnily enough, the girl that took my virginity was actually much taller than me; and I also had a lengthy friends-with-benefits relationship with a gorgeous 6'0" Romanian girl in my mid-20s. So yeah, tall women aren't necessarily off-putting, but the mutual attraction/connection usually isn't as strong.
It did happen that I dated and slept with girls that were taller than me though. Funnily enough, the girl that took my virginity was actually much taller than me; and I also had a lengthy friends-with-benefits relationship with a gorgeous 6'0" Romanian girl in my mid-20s. So yeah, tall women aren't necessarily off-putting, but the mutual attraction/connection usually isn't as strong.
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Oh god... I just stumbled across another company that sells plenty of amazing graphic tees: www.6dollarshirts.com
So many awesome designs and each shirt is sold for only $6 (or $5 if you order 10 of them). Plus, you can choose the color of your tee for each design. Sadly they charge almost $35 to ship where I live, but that'd still cost me less than $12/tee. I already have so many tees right now, but it's not unlikely that I'll order a bunch of these in the near future:
So many awesome designs and each shirt is sold for only $6 (or $5 if you order 10 of them). Plus, you can choose the color of your tee for each design. Sadly they charge almost $35 to ship where I live, but that'd still cost me less than $12/tee. I already have so many tees right now, but it's not unlikely that I'll order a bunch of these in the near future:
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Quote by patokl
I'm hard and dry going in, I'm soft and wet coming out, what am I?
The dick of a two-pump-chump?
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Quote by Liz
Someone should tell David Beckham that his wife is cheating on him.
LOL
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Quote by Saphria
I stand in front of Women, I stand at the back of the cow.
What am I?
A deviant pervert?
