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- Drink a lot of water
- Eat plenty of proteins
- Try to naturally increase your testosterone levels (engage in weight-lifting, sleep well, reduce stress)
- Take a zinc supplement daily (no more than 40mg however, which is the recommended upper-limit)
- Try not to masturbate for a few days
- Try to edge before ejaculating (masturbating/fucking for as long as you can)


These are pretty much my personal tips, though I might be forgetting a few. A lot of it has to do with genetics however, don't expect to cum like Peter North.
The person who built me didn't need me.
The person who bought me didn't want me.
The person who used me didn't know it.

What am I?
Mavrin Studios and Redtube.

I only discovered Mavrin Studios a few years ago however, but they feature fantastic photography and some of the sexiest women:










Thanks to all of you fantastic women who had the bravery and valor to give birth! Each and everyone of us is forever in your debt! xx

Strange coincidence, my grandmother died last night at 91-year-old. She was born and raised in a very poor environment, I will be forever grateful of the sacrifices she has made for her family.
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All stories, except for poems and those in our Flash Erotica category, must be made up of at least 3,000 characters.


Dammit, I thought that 3,000 characters was referring to the minimal amount of people that must be contained in the story. I have to admit, my romantic tale was getting quite smutty. I can now finally revise my lovely gondola scene, without those 2,998 bystanders masturbating to the sentimental couple.

Seriously though, 3,000 characters isn't the same as 3,000 words. If you consider an average of 5 characters/word, 3,000 characters only represents 600 words; if you can't manage to write a story with that many words, you might as well find another hobby.
SereneProdigy's Superduper Vein-Buster Cream™


Last year, I bought a cream containing Horse Chesnut, an ingredient proven effective to treat different circulatory problems (eg. varicose veins, spider veins, broken capillaries, etc.). I recently developed tiny broken capillaries at the corners of my nose and also here and there on my dick; and since I have a very pale skin, these vessels can be particularly noticeable on me:





Thus, I bought a cream and applied it on both my nose and my cock to alleviate these slight cosmetic issues; I purchased Horse Chestnut supplements too (to be taken orally), which can also be of great help. So far it seems to be helping, but the cream that I bought was only available online for a rather expensive price ($30 for 2 oz). It was called Derma-E Clear Vein Cream:




Note: A much similar cream is available on Amazon for only $8-10 (Planetary Herbals Cream), but it isn't available where I live.


Since I was already buying Horse Chesnut supplements (which are available for a much lower price) and had them on hand, I thought that I'd opt for the DIY route once again. If you suffer from unsightly broken capillaries or even spider veins on your legs, you too could greatly benefit from this DIY cream. Here's the complete procedure:


1- You'll only need 3 ingredients: a base lotion (any moisturizer will do), Horse Chesnut supplements, and Jojoba Oil. I personally used Cerave Baby Lotion as my base lotion (the very same used in my previous night cream), because it contains many great ingredients. I have to order the Horse Chesnut online myself (around $8 per bottle), but if you live in the US I wouldn't be surprised if you could find it in some pharmacies. The Jojoba Oil is optional, but since I also intend to use that cream on my dick, I thought that it would be a great ingredient to add. Jojoba Oil mimics sebum and it can thus help limit sebum production, something that can greatly improve the appearance of Fordyce Spots; it is also a great overall moisturizer. Anyway, it seems to be a great thing to put on my cock:






2- Drop around 60g (2 oz) of moisturizer in a small container; if you don't have a digital scale, you can still approximate the quantity according to the picture below. You could also make a larger batch (if you intend to use that cream on your legs, for example), but make sure to increase the quantity of Horse Chestnut accordingly to respect the proportions:





3- Next, take your bottle of Horse Chesnut and drop a few capsules in your hand. The percentage of Horse Chesnut that you should be aiming for is 5%, which was around 3g for me (60g x 0.05 = 3g). This was roughly equivalent to 12 capsules in my case (12 capsules x 0.25g = 3g):





4- You can then decapsulate each tablet. Most Horse Chestnut supplements come in a similar powdery form, so this is very easy to do:





5- One by one, you can empty the content of each capsule on top of your moisturizer, up until the desired dosage:





6- You should now perform a rough mix and add the Jojoba Oil. I personally used 5g of Jojoba Oil, which proved to have a nice consistency:





7- You can then mix it thoroughly until everything is perfectly dissolved; I simply used a small knife for that myself. As you can see, the final mix will have an appearance/consistency similar to organic peanut butter, though a bit more liquidy:





8- Put the cap on your container and voila! Another fantastic cream to add to your cosmetic arsenal:





A small DIY batch like this should only cost you a few dollars (only $1.50 for the Horse Chesnut). I will be using this cream at night myself (just like I used to with the previous Horse Chesnut cream that I bought), both on my nose and on my cock. If you have spider veins on your legs yourself, you could also make a larger batch with a cheaper moisturizer. Apply generously, and you'll likely see visible improvements in the appearance of your veins. You should also take oral supplements of Horse Chesnut: I take 2 caps/day myself, which is the recommended dosage.

Hope you enjoyed!
Arkham Knight is coming out in about a month; I can't wait to hear what the players will have to say about it, though I hope that they won't spoil anything before I get to play it myself (ie. who the fuck is the Arkham Knight?).

The latest trailer is way intriguing. The developers lately announced the new 'dual-play' feature: this is still a 100% solo game, but apparently you can bring allies to help you during key moments. I really wonder how this will be implemented; in this video you can see Robin, Nightwing and Catwoman helping out Batman.

And Azrael was also revealed in this trailer (at 1:12). He made a short apparition in Arkham City, I truly wonder what will be his implication this time around and if he'll either be friend or foe:


Alcohol can have varying effects depending on your initial mood, how much you drink, who you're drinking with, and the overall circumstances. And for me personally it also had varying repercussions on sex, though nothing overly significant: it never greatly enhanced my experience, but it only very rarely ruined it either (it's rare for me to be completely dead-drunk anyway).
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No wait, THREE HUNDED AND ONE GUYS.


Hmm, actually since that last business trip of yours... the count is now at three hundred and two.
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It would be a hard thing not to mention during a fight though, like one of those stupid jealousy fights or something. "Oh yeah, I was a little too nice to the waitress? WELL YOU FUCKED 300 GUYS."


Haha, that guy definitely is the biggest asshole that has ever walked on earth.
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I know it's disappointing to not be able to share everything. I've been through two boyfriends like that myself that had no interest in hearing anything detailed related to sex before them. Some people are just like that (both guys and girls). Don't think of it as being deceptive, because you're not. That was your life before him, and certainly before you slowed things down over the past couple of years. Some things are ok to keep private. In this case, knowing your past may make him fear what would happen if you go off the medication at some point or if he's been cheated on and hurt in the past - this may be a trigger for him to make him feel insecure or mistrustful. It's hard to predict exactly how he'd react but you know him best - if you're feeling hesitations or seeing red flags, I would stay quiet. I've never thought actual numbers are 'must confess' material anyway.


I actually agree with a lot of what Dancing_Doll expressed, especially in her last paragraph. I realized that I mostly stated my personal perspective in my previous post and didn't help you out all that much; I wanted to provide more help with a further post but didn't have much time when I checked back on that thread and eventually forgot about it. By the way, I didn't respond in your poll; none of the options accurately represents my perspective.

I agree that some things are fine to keep private, not just in this particular situation but with relationships in general. If my girlfriend was to ask me straightforwardly if she's the hottest girl that I've ever slept with, she might not quite enjoy my answer (even though she's still high above my regular standards). Conversely, I'm well-aware that my girlfriend might have a few dark secrets that she hasn't revealed to me yet. This isn't being 'deceptive' as much as it is being respectful toward your partner, keeping the relationship sane, and letting things evolve progressively. And as Dancing_Doll expressed, your personal 'number' isn't something that you obligatory have to confess either; in many cases, it can only prove to be a misleading information anyway. I never ask for it myself and only answer vaguely when asked the question from girls.

Let's face it, when we start dating a new partner, we like to present our best side and provoke 'dreamlike' feelings in each others: we don't exactly expect our partner to reveal every of his/her darker secrets on the first date. Then when the connection/relationship evolves, it can be truly ecstatic to reveal a bit more about ourselves and realize that our partner still loves us just as much despite some of our flaws; but that requires a certain level of trust and affection. Engaging in a committed relationship isn't some kind of settlement where you suddenly must reveal everything about yourself: the level of trust/affection can still evolve progressively over time. And even after many years together, it's not impossible that some things might be better left private.

I don't want to alarm you, but for your boyfriend to forthrightly ask for your precise 'number' after expressing his rather conservative perspective on sex is a bit asking a question which he might not quite enjoy the answer to. Maybe you're being 'deceptive' about your past, but since he's expecting a very direct answer to a very forward question, he could be perceived as the one that's pushing you to be deceptive in the first place. And frankly, that's a bit forcing the level of trust/affection that presently exists between the two of you. There's a huge difference in terms of impact between revealing early on that you've slept with 300 guys and then having to justify yourself with plenty of compromising details (which might only worsen your situation), and making the relationship evolve from letting him know that you're bipolar, to admitting that you haven't always been all that stable in your youth, to discussing about your past promiscuity in general terms, to finally revealing your exact number.

I'm sure there are plenty of guys who would be tolerant of your past, but since your current boyfriend asked this question so directly (as if it was of crucial importance to him), you might question if he's such a guy. And although it might be alright to keep some things private, it's also a great feeling to be able to reveal a few sensitive details about yourself while still retaining the love/affection of your partner. That specific guy might possibly continue to love you if you keep a lot of things to yourself and only present a very superficial aspect of you, but you might consider if that's the kind of love that you really seek. Could he eventually become tolerant/affectionate about your past, or is this doomed to be a persistent 'deceitful' relationship?

Anyway, I hope I've helped more than I've discouraged you. xx
I don't have any issues with it myself (though I haven't uploaded pictures recently), but I noticed this thread in the Lush Help Desk a few days ago:

Images uploading into image gallery sideways


Apparently you're not the only one experiencing this. You might want to follow this thread if you're looking for updates on the situation.
For my girlfriend, it happened when her favorite shoe store announced a 50% sale.


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In this social media environment anything that worked would be hash tagged to death, on every talk show's agenda, and would be a sidebar on every broadcast news program, not to mention ESPN and the Weather Channel. So absent evidence of such a response, there is probably not a reliable enhancer available to us.


Numbing creams/lotions have never received much coverage and I can assure you that they're very reliable and absolutely fantastic. Considering that many men suffer from premature ejaculation issues, I was actually quite surprised when I discovered them myself, totally by chance.

I only use such creams every once in a while (PE isn't a constant issue for me), but to perform long porn-style sessions where I'm fucking my partner wildly without any pause, they're an awesome addition to my toy-box.
Here's a fun setup which I also experimented with since my last Nasstoys Dildo Review.

First, place your suction-cup dildo on a flat piece of plastic. Plastic covers work great for that, which you can buy for a few dollars. It's important to choose a plastic that has a smooth texture however; gritty textures don't work all that well with suction-cups. Then place it on a pillow:





You can also place a few towels over the plastic cover, for a bit more comfort and not to feel the hard plastic during sex:





You can then take an old pillow cover and make a hole into it with a pair of scissors (just a bit larger than the diameter of your dildo). Next, put that pillow cover over your whole setup, while passing the dildo through the hole:





Isn't that fucking awesome!? This is absolutely fantastic to simulate double-penetration with a partner: it's very stable, very comfortable, and the extra-thickness of the pillow is also perfect to position yourself properly. It will really feel as if you're lying on a guy while your real partner will wildly fuck your other orifice.

This whole setup is so solid/stable that you can even lift it by the cock. This might also prove you that the Vac-U-Lock system is quite reliable; the suction-cup adapter is very hard to remove from the dildo:





Anyway, I really don't know why women keep digging firefighters, cops or lawyers. Engineers are so much funner.
Quote by Magical_felix
When I think about big butts.


In other words, you're constantly masturbating?
Review: Vac-U-Lock UR3 Thin Dong (Doc Johnson)




As you may have read in one of my previous reviews (Nasstoys Suction Cup Dildo), me and my girlfriend sometimes enjoy simulating double-penetration with a suction-cup dildo. My girlfriend complained about our previous dildo for a few reasons however: although the size was perfect and it worked fine vaginally, that specific dildo was highly textured and made of a hard material, which was often painful when inserted inside her ass.

In the past few months I've been shopping for an alternative suction-cup dildo, but I had a hard time finding one that matched every of my criteria: it needed to have a suction-cup, it had to be made of a soft material, the girth had to be rather small to thrust inside my girlfriend's ass comfortably. By a fortunate turn of events, I finally stumbled across the Vac-U-Lock UR3 Thin Dong, which happened to be the perfect dildo for what we wanted to perform.

If you're looking for a much similar but thicker dildo, you could also consider the standard UR3 Suction Cup Dildo which Dancing_Doll previously reviewed.

You could also read my previous Nasstoys Dildo Review if you're looking for a few fun ideas about how to use a suction-cup dildo for double-penetration with a partner.

The dildo I ordered doesn't have a suction-cup directly attached to it however. Instead, it is equipped with the Vac-U-Lock system, which is essentially a hole in which you can insert many different accessories. I personally only ordered the suction-cup adapter, but you could also buy different handles, strap-on attachments, and even a fun balloon to bounce on your dildo:





This dildo is also made of UR3, which is a material patented by Doc Johnson. It feels extremely realistic, it is quite malleable, and it is the perfect combination between hard and soft. You could also buy the exact same dildo in jelly rubber (for a lower price) or in silicone (for a higher price), and it is also available in many different shades. I personally purchased the UR3 version for $20 and the suction-cup adapter for $10, which is quite a decent price for a dildo of this quality.


Here are the dimensions:

Length: 7.1"
Insertable Length: 6.25"
Girth: 5" at largest point
Width: 1.6" at largest point


And here's what it looks like compared to my previous Nasstoys dildo:





The Nasstoys dildo is relatively small (6.5" x 4.5"), which is slightly longer but also narrower than my own cock, so the Doc Johnson dildo isn't actually as big as it might seem on that picture. I personally measured the girth at the middle of the shaft and it is exactly 5", which is only slightly larger than an average cock: imagine a cock that's slightly longer/bigger than average without being overly big. For someone that's accustomed to anal sex (ie. with a regular partner), the girth really won't be a challenge for your ass.

You can also notice how much higher it stands: 8" when the suction-cup is attached, which can prove to be quite an advantage to position yourself over the dildo or to indulge in many different double-penetration positions with a partner.

Observe how malleable/pliable it also is. This is also ideal for wild double-penetration sessions: no matter the positions or the movements involved, the dildo will follow your body accordingly and will remain inserted comfortably inside either your pussy or your ass:





Of course, this dildo could also be used for solo-play. Without any attachment inserted in the hole however, the base will be quite soft/supple and the dildo will have a hard time keeping a proper shape. It will also be difficult to handle with your hand:





This can be remediated fairly easily though, by inserting a small bullet vibrator at the back of your dildo. I personally bought the High Intensity Bullet (from Cal Ex), which is 3.25" long and 0.60" wide:





When I ordered this dildo, I thought that my Sensuelle Wireless Bullet would be too big to fit into it (0.80" wide), but it actually does fit. The thing is, the UR3 material is quite extensible and it can thus accommodate a larger bullet, but I doubt that the jelly rubber or silicone versions of this dildo could accommodate a bullet wider than 0.70".

I must say however, the vibrations don't really spread all that well over the dildo (especially at the tip): my girlfriend could slightly feel them at the base when the dildo was fully inserted inside her pussy, but you might as well use a proper vibrator if you intend to play with vibrations.

That said, you still might want to invest in a cheap bullet ($5-10) just to render the dildo more rigid for solo-play. As you can see, when a bullet is inserted the dildo is perfectly stiff and ready to fuck you nicely:





Overall for me and my girlfriend, this is the perfect dildo to indulge into double-penetration: the size is perfect (both vaginally and anally), it's very easy to manipulate, and it's extremely soft and malleable. The UR3 material is quite amazing, my girlfriend says that this dildo feels fantastic inside her ass, even better than her silicone dildo. And the suction-cup is also very strong: since it is made of plastic rather than being made of the same material as the dildo, the hold is much stronger than my previous Nasstoys dildo (which was already more than decent).

I highly recommend this dildo for fun couple-play, it honestly is the perfect toy to simulate double-penetration with a partner!
Quote by BethanyFrasier
Modeling is all about being judged for the perfection of your body. In my days, it was "You're too short", or "Your hips are too wide", but getting in the swimsuit edition of SI is harder than getting an Editor's Pick on Lush! Sure, Kate is ravishingly beautiful, and she's had her turn in SI, but if we're going to accept the concept of judging the creme de la creme, as we do with nearly everything, then yes, she's probably too big now. Competition is what keeps some of us us striving to be our best. Others of us see competition as unfairly judgmental and subjective. But unfair or not, being judged for being 'the best', is not going away. So Kate has to play by the same rules as the rest of the models vying for spots in SI.


This exactly. One day I should ask you to teach me how to state my opinion much more succinctly.
guys do you like to be called daddy by a girl during sex or general or both


I much prefer 'general', but 'daddy' is good too.
Must... not... respond in this thread...

Sorry, I just can't help it. I think that a lot of people fail to recognize what the debate is all about in this particular situation. The question isn't: "Is Kate Upton too fat?". The question isn't even: "Is Kate Upton too fat to be attractive?". The question is: "Is Kate Upton too fat to appear on the cover of a magazine that features the very most attractive female bodies?". And my forthright perspective on this matter is yes, she definitely could be considered too fat on some of her pictures.

As another poster mentioned however, her weight seems to fluctuate a lot:







And she still made it to the yearly cover of Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Edition two years in a row (2012-2013), so apparently the obvious answer to this question seems to be: "No, she isn't too fat". That said, she was relatively lean in those specific photo-shoots, and considering her important weight fluctuations I can understand why this question was raised.

Let's get real people: there is a point where 'too much fat' becomes unattractive, and considering the highly competitive nature of the beauty industry, you can expect that the standards are going to be pretty severe concerning what 'too much fat' represents in that very specific field.

Here's what both men and women consider to be the most attractive female body as established by a thorough scientific study (full paper here):





These aren't the standards of the fashion industry, they're the preferences of common average people. And I don't know about you, but to me the typical 'hot babe body' fits the bill a lot more than the one of Kate Upton in her heavier pictures:





And yes, I get this whole 'beauty has a broad definition, different people love different types of bodies', but the matter of fact is that there's still a certain body type that's going to be the most attractive for the most amount of people. I sometimes visit sex-cams websites out of curiosity (or else), and lately I stumbled across a model who can manage to attract an impressive amount of people in her room. The average girls can attract 50-100 people in their rooms; the hot ones generally attract 200-500 people; that specific girl easily attracts 1800-2000 people in her room on a regular basis. Not kidding, Jenna Jameson was even giving a show on that website at some point; she had around 500 people in her room, whereas that other model still had those 1800-2000 regulars in her room.

And here's what that girl looks like:





Is that really surprising to you? According to my own life experiences and the many opinions I've heard from men regarding female beauty, it's really not surprising to me... at all. And by the way, whereas a lot of cam-girls show plenty of pussy close-ups, fuck themselves silly with a dildo and even offer squirt-shows, that one girl barely performs anything explicit: she only occasionally removes her bra/panties and move around sensually. And she can still manage to attract 5-10x more men than most other girls, simply by flaunting her half-naked body.

Yes, she also has a cute face and a fun attitude, but considering that most guys visit her room to jerk-off, I'm fairly certain that her body has quite a lot to do with her success; and I'm not quite convinced that a girl with Kate Upton's body (at her fattest) could gather that many people in her room. To me, this is a rather obvious confirmation of what men generally deem as the most sexually attractive.

Of course, there are certain guys that deviate from the norm and who prefer heavier figures; hell, there's even probably thousands of guys around the world who prefer to masturbate to naked pictures of anime characters. But the fact still remains that there is such a thing as an 'ideal female body' that will please the most men, and companies who make money out of beauty/sex are well-aware of that fact.

Back to Kate Upton. The matter at hand isn't whether or not she's attractive; it's about whether or not she stands out among thousands of other models, and whether or not she has a body worthy enough to be featured on the cover of a magazine that presents some of the sexiest female bodies. Apparently Sports Illustrated deemed her worthy enough, but what if they didn't? What if she appeared at the audition at her fattest and got rejected (which easily could have happened)? Sports Illustrated mandate isn't to select models that are 'just good enough' or to reassure women around the world concerning what's attractive; it's about presenting models that will turn heads, provoke reactions and sell big numbers. And no matter who they end up choosing, you can be goddamn assured that the competition is still extremely strong... and not that much more lenient than the way that frail catwalk models are selected.

So yeah, there's a harsh competition within that industry, and fat definitely factors in regarding that competition. Kate Upton got chosen among leaner models, but that's not out of sympathy or because SI suddenly lowered their standards: it's because she has quite a few other physical features going on for herself. She has that very unique 'cute yet sultry' look about her, which apparently SI (and some other companies) favored over a leaner figure. I find it rather ironic when people perceive her as some kind of underdog that needs support and encouragement, and a model that the average woman can relate to; she's still one-in-a-million as far as beauty is concerned, and she managed to surpass thousands of other models in her career. I'm not quite sure how that makes her an 'underdog', or how being featured on the cover of SI two years in a row is supposed to be any 'relatable'. And sorry to those who'd like to relate to her, but in terms of exceptional beauty standards, Kate Upton has quite a lot more in common with all those typical flawless supermodels than she has with average women.

It seems to me that a lot of people simply have a hard time admitting that there's an obvious competition regarding beauty/attractiveness. That's pretty much what attractiveness is all about in fact: competition. The point isn't to reach a certain baseline level of beauty, the point is to stand out among members of your own gender and to seize the attention of the opposite sex in a definitive manner. There are no winners if there are no losers, as harsh as it may sound. Plenty of women advocate that men should be more indulgent when it comes to beauty, but the reality is that each one of them secretly dreams to shine among a throng of average women. I'm not asking you to agree with me on that one, no worries, but I'm fairly convinced about that fact myself.

Men are subject to that competition too, by the way. Compare these pictures:





Is the guy on the left attractive? Well, I'm sure that plenty of young girls would find him rather attractive. Now put that guy in the context of a very selective setting, say Superman's audition. Does he have what it takes to get the first role? Does he strike you as a commanding near-perfect semi-god from another planet who can stop an invasion of super-villains? Not quite, if you're being honest. As much as he's fairly attractive and has an healthy body, the public just doesn't want to see him in that kind of role; they want to see Henry Cavill pumped up on steroids with that "Oh my fucking god, I've rarely seen anything like that!" body. And the exact same phenomenon occurs when models get selected for the covers of internationally renowned magazines; people don't want to see a moderately attractive woman with a passable appearance, they want to see the very best of what can be offered. So yeah, Kate Upton's body-fat was likely thoroughly scrutinized before she was cast for her photo-shoots, I'm not sure why this should come up as a surprise to anybody.

I don't exactly have Henry Cavill's body myself, by the way. I have a fairly athletic body, but certainly not one that clearly stands out in the realm of athletic bodies. And if I was to audition for the role of a powerful superhero, it's very likely that I'd be told to pack on quite a few more muscles (there goes my dream of being cast as Batman). Does that upset me or make me feel jealous? Not exactly, my own experiences showed me that I can still manage to attract plenty of gorgeous girls, I really don't need a body that's one-in-a-million for that (and I'd even argue that my girlfriend is actually way sexier than Kate Upton, but that's just my very personal preference). And honestly, since guys with the appearance of Henry Cavill are one-in-a-million, it's really not like they're all that visible in my immediate surrounding; those near-perfect icons are so rare that they barely have any impact on the competition anyway. And I really won't be all that disturbed if someday I hear that highly attractive actors like Leonardo DiCaprio, Ashton Kutcher or Jude Law don't have the physicality to be cast as breathtaking superheroes.
Is it just me, or are the simple principles of consensual sex actually seem a lot easier to comprehend than this weird metaphor about tea?
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I love to dress like Cat Woman when I masturbate!! HAHA



Catwoman!? This I ought to see.
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I am something.
But what exactly?
If you say what I am,
I don't exist anymore.


A secret.
I almost forgot about my own question...

So first of all, my parents are overall great people and they've always been very supportive of me and my sister: treating us kindly, providing for us in many different ways (even though they weren't all that rich), making quite a few financial sacrifices for us, etc. When they separated (I was 6-year-old), my mother even bought a house just a block away from my father's house; I only had to cross one street to go visit my mother/father. At first, me and my sister lived 3 days with my mother, then 3 days with my father; my parents were very considerate of us that way (and in many other ways). So I can honestly say that I'm very grateful of my parents and that they'll always have a very special place in my heart.

Having said that, I just don't relate to them all that much (and vice versa). For some reason I've always been the black-sheep of the family: my parents and my sister have always been interested in pretty common stuff, whereas I've always had many peculiar interests (or at least they were considered as such within my own family). I was interested a lot in sciences/arts/culture/history growing up, whereas the rest of my family never ventured all that much intellectually/culturally speaking. And being the youngest of the family (my sister is 2 years older than me), I was 'in the wrong' by default and my interests have always been perceived as something odd rather than something to admire. It was pretty much a running gag in my family: "Look dad, he's going at it again! He was listening to Mozart earlier and now he's reading a textbook about economy!". You can imagine that I was therefore rarely sharing my passions/interests with them, and frankly, that might have contributed to the fact that I often keep a lot of things to myself even today.

And then in my 20s, I just got more and more eccentric: I studied in many different fields at university, hung out with a lot of weird people, didn't have much plans for the future (or at least not conventional ones)... my family just couldn't keep track of what the fuck I was up to. And I also had prolonged periods where I wasn't dating girls steadily (ie. stable girlfriends), so I was rarely presenting girls to my family and they likely questioned my sexuality. I'm pretty sure that my father thought that I was gay at some point... little did he know that I was having crazy sex with quite a few gorgeous fuckbuddies.

To this day, the same dynamics remain in my family: I'm the eccentric misfit and my sister is the admirable/successful one. Funnily enough, I'm the most educated/knowledgeable/healthy/fit member of my family (and probably the happiest too), whereas my sister constantly complains about her extra-weight, her daily schedule, and I also have reasons to believe that things aren't going all that well in her couple. But still, when I open up about my fitness regimens it's perceived as extremely abnormal within my family, whereas my parents were deeply enthusiastic when my sister bought a stationary bike for $150 (which she only used twice). Consequently, I rarely open up about the books I read, the museums I visit, the music I make, or my general life ambitions... my parents just wouldn't understand. And I certainly won't reveal to them what I'm doing here on LushStories, haha.

Despite all of this, my parents still often try to establish a connection with me. But that's not the kind of connection where they'd be truly appreciative of me, they simply want to supervise my life and show me the 'right path' (haha). Needless to say, it gets on my fucking nerves, especially since I stopped perceiving my parents as 'models' since I was around 13-year-old. More particularly, my mother has a very commanding personality (likely due to her Irish genes) and is deeply interested in all that spiritual/paranormal literature, so the least I open up about myself, she starts regurgitating all sorts of transcendental nonsense which simply makes me roll my eyes. There's barely any equitable dialogue with my parents; just a whole lot of derision and/or commands directed my way. I genuinely feel like an inadequate dimwit when I'm in my family.

I might sound very resentful about all of this. I am in a way, but I don't hold my parents responsible; I simply don't fit in my own family, that's just the way things are. And frankly at this point in my life, I really don't expect things to change and I'm rather accustomed to being independent anyway. I still profoundly love my parents (and I'm sure they love me too), but sadly we keep loving each others from quite a distance. And they only have a very vague idea about who I really am.

As the saying goes... we can't choose our family; thank God we can choose our friends.
My girlfriend once tried that with me. I didn't think it was all that funny to be honest, certainly not her funniest prank...


I've always been wary of those creams that supposedly enlarge your cock: I really don't want to end up with plenty of broken vessels on my dick, and I doubt that the extra-girth would really be all that noticeable anyway:





I've used many different numbing agents over the years though, this is awesome for going wild and fucking non-stop for a prolonged period of time. Let me know if you're interested in that, as I could be pretty exhaustive about it. Many commercial products aren't that great however, the Stud 100 Spray didn't work well for me: it's too liquidy and tends to drop off your dick before the numbing agents can fully take effect: