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Quote by BethanyFrasier
I noticed this too! I've had some really potent orgasms while being ass-fucked, so this list isn't exactly comprehensive. But some of the others on the list I've never even heard of, let alone experienced.

Besides clitoral, G-spot (which I call vaginal orgasm), and anal, I've had breast-stimulated "O's", and oral (I came once when a boy was ejaculating into my mouth). All these orgasms are centered in the groin, radiating from my clit (inside and out), but with really huge orgasms, they radiate outward and consume my whole body. I've been with girls who have orgasms so intense, they nearly pass out. Not sure I really want them THAT big or not, but I've never seen a guy pass out from an orgasm!


I can't remember exactly where I extracted that picture (I created this thread almost a year ago), but I know for sure that it wasn't all that scientific; more like one of these questionable articles that you can find in women's magazines at times.

I mean, even the 2-3 orgasms (vaginal and G-spot) and 4-5 orgasms (A-spot and deep spot) are essentially the same. The A-spot is located near the cervix, not "3-4" deep in the front wall of the vagina" as they mention in that article:






I also had this link summarizing Kinsey's studies in my bookmarks (the most comprehensive studies regarding human sexuality ever conducted):


Quote by [url=http://www.kinseyinstitute.org/research/ak-data.html#erogenouszones
Kinsey Institute[/url]]The Kinsey interviews showed that there is no part of the human body which is not sufficiently sensitive to effect erotic arousal for at least some individuals in the population. He estimated that breasts and especially the nipples of the breasts were erotically sensitive in perhaps half of the females (with breast stimulation alone sufficient for orgasm in a very small percentage of females).


So yeah, even breasts seem to be able to trigger orgasms only in a minority of women; it makes you wonder about the validity/frequency of these other ones. Aside from genital orgasms, I've only witnessed girls experiencing breasts orgasms on a few rare occasions myself, but even then it implied some other form of stimulation either prior/during their orgasm... and I also questioned the intensity/legitimacy of these orgasms.
I chose 'Yes but only once', however 'Yes but only once in a while' would have been more accurate.

I recently bought a strap-on and I've used it a few times with my girlfriend (as reviewed here), but the sensation itself isn't all that pleasurable for me; it can even get a little uncomfortable at times. I'd love to experience that wonderful p-spot orgasm that some other men praise, but for some reason my anatomy just doesn't seem to be advantaged for that. And yes, I've also tried using my fingers in the shower a few times in the past few months; I can definitely locate my prostate, but no matter how I stimulate it, it's barely pleasurable for me.

It's more something that I was curious about personally; that strap-on was available for a very low price ($10), so I jumped on the occasion and bought it. And then there's also that part of me who enjoys experimenting things for women's perspective: I've fucked various girls in the ass over the years, it's the least of things to let a privileged girl (ie. my girlfriend) do the same to my own ass. It's fun for a change (especially since my girlfriend loves playing the mischievous girl), but it's going to remain something rather occasional for me.
Quote by OldDog_BlackHeart
Well dude all I can say is take A tip from Diana Ross & the supremes " Ain't nothin like the real thing baby "
OK that was crude. All kidding aside though no dildo feels as good as A real cock.I know the whole gay thing is probably A turn off, but if you can get past it.You will be in for A treat.


Sorry, but I strongly disagree with that.

First of all, concerning the 'no dildo feels as good as a real cock', are you actually aware about the variety of strap-on dildos that exists today?

There's a selection of nearly 500 items just on the LushStore: store.lushstories.com/strap-ons/

You can select any size, shape, texture and firmness that you want, I fail to see why one couldn't choose a dildo that's just as pleasurable (if not more) than a real cock. Hell, you can essentially fully customize the cock that will be penetrating you. In my own case, a narrower shaft as the one presented in my review was definitely a better option than having a regular cock thrusting in my ass.

And my girlfriend (even when wearing a strap-on) is still a whole lot more attractive to me than any man equipped with a real cock; I don't have a thing against homosexuality in any way, but that's just the way it is for me. Plus it brought a very unique dynamic to the sex: observing a cute 5'2" girl suddenly becoming very assertive because she now has a dick protruding from her pelvis is an experience that no man could have ever provided me (and which I personally much prefer over a legitimate homosexual experience).
Not directly, but girls often send me the bill of repairs when we have rough sex at their apartment.


Speaking for myself, I wouldn't call it a perfect correlation but there is certainly a strong correlation. I see it that way:





You can definitely see that generally speaking, the more attractive a woman is, the more sexual pleasure I'll obtain. That said, you can also see that the most enjoyable woman to fuck (A) isn't necessarily the most attractive. Conversely, the most attractive woman (B) isn't necessarily the most pleasurable; there are even a few average-looking women (C) that would make better sexual partners. However, the overall correlation is still obvious which essentially means that yes, if I intend to get the most sexual pleasure, I'll usually seek partners that are fairly attractive.

There are many ways I could explain this correlation between 'attractiveness' and 'sexual pleasure'...

First of all, beauty is something enjoyable in and of itself: fucking a beautiful woman is more enjoyable than fucking an ugly one, just like eating a certain meal in a classy restaurant is more enjoyable than eating the exact same meal in a disgusting restaurant.

Also in my experience, hot/attractive women generally tend to be more sexually assertive; they're often perfectly comfortable with their bodies/sexuality, whereas the opposite often holds true for less attractive women. And it's likely that they'll have more sexual experience too.

There's also the pride associated with having sex with an attractive woman: the sex is a lot more thrilling/rewarding when the woman you're fucking was coveted by many other guys and she chose you in particular to perform all those fun sexual deeds.

And then 'attractive' also often means 'physically fit', which has a big impact on the sexual prowess that my partner will have. In that case however, it's difficult to establish the exact causality: is a certain woman more pleasurable to fuck because she's attractive, or is she more attractive because I have a few hints that she's physically fit and that the sex will be awesome?

Anyway, this is my personal perspective on the matter, but I'm fairly certain that the great majority of men are similar. You could interact online with a woman for months (being exposed to her personality/ideas), but as long as you don't see a picture of her, chances are you'll have absolutely no idea how pleasurable the sex with her would be. Then you could show the picture of a hot woman to a group of men, and no matter if she was an extrovert/introvert, liberal/conservative or businesswoman/waitress, every man will know deep down inside that she'd be a whole lot of fun to sleep with.


I'm sure most women will tell you that this thread belongs in The Playroom section.
Quote by shrpsf
Last week, I literally shook and creamed my knickers upon completion of a lab report that was taking up too much time and headspace. True story.

Gotta love those dirty nerdy girls. I'm sure you get off to stuff like this at times.


I seem to be in the minority regarding this, but condoms have never been problematic for me. The only downside is that you experience a bit less sensation while wearing them, but that can actually be an advantage if you want to last longer; I even wear thicker condoms deliberately at times, when I want to indulge in long/intense fucking sessions.

And then they're also quite useful if the girl you're with enjoys anal sex. It's really not recommended to switch from ass-to-pussy with your dick, it's very likely to cause infections (and ass-to-mouth isn't always all that pleasant either). Condoms work great for that, you can just throw your condom away after fucking her ass and then put on a new one before performing something else. It's not rare for me to use 2-3 condoms during the same session, I always keep a few ones ready nearby. Girls often find it funny because I enjoy throwing condoms everywhere in the room while fucking them, and I've also got quite good at putting on a new one rapidly/seamlessly.

My girlfriend and I have both been tested for STDs recently and could technically fuck without using any condoms, but we still use them while performing anal. Partly because of the reason mentioned above, and also partly because I slightly tore my meatus last year and using a condom fully protects my meatus from further tearing when I want to indulge into wild/tight anal sex. And then there's also the fact that I already had like 4 boxes of condoms that would otherwise have gone to waste.
Quote by elizabethblack
Thank you for this. Very nice of you.


You're welcome.

By the way I didn't invent any of this, I only read about it extensively and thought I'd share my knowledge and this awesome recipe. There's a rather large community of people over the internet who praise the benefits of vitamin C serums. This thread (69 pages) contains quite a lot of helpful advices: essentialdayspa.com. There's a girl in there called Kassy_A that definitely knows her stuff.

I guess this gives me a bit less credit, but gives this serum a bit more credibility, haha.
So, it's been 2 days since I've started using this serum. So far so very good, this serum feels very nice on my face: it's barely irritating, dries nicely, isn't sticky or thick.

I'll keep testing it and will update this thread as needed. I'll also report in when my first batch will have oxidized, to inform you about the average shelf-life of this product.

Stay tuned...
Guide: Homemade C E Ferulic Serum


As I mentioned a few times in the DIY thread, I intended to create my own Vitamin C serum since a while. I actually bought all the ingredients needed a while ago (last summer), but didn't take the time to create/test my own serum; in fact, I wanted to make sure to have enough free time to read about it a bit more and make small adjustments if needed. I finally created a small batch this weekend and thought I'd share the complete procedure. The serum presented here is essentially a powerful combination of vitamin C, vitamin E and ferulic acid, hence the name C E Ferulic serum. This formulation is patented by SkinCeuticals (US patent number: 20050154054), and the only other way you could obtain it is to pay $157 for a small bottle of 30ml; in this thread, I'll show you how to reproduce a much similar serum for a fraction of the price.


A few facts...


First of all, the central ingredient of this serum is vitamin C; vitamin E and ferulic acid are only added to make it more effective. But what makes vitamin C so special, you might ask? Here are a few facts about vitamin C established by the scientific community:


Quote by ]Vit. C as antioxidant

Vit. C, the most plentiful antioxidant in human skin, forms a part of the complex group of enzymatic and non-enzymatic antioxidants that co-exist to protect the skin from reactive oxygen species (ROS). As Vit. C is water soluble, it functions in the aqueous compartments of the cell.[4] When the skin is exposed to UV light, ROS such as the superoxide ion, peroxide and singlet oxygen are generated. Vit. C protects the skin from oxidative stress by sequentially donating electrons to neutralize the free radicals.

UVA mutates and destroys collagen, elastin, proteoglycans and other dermal cellular structures.[2] Thus, UVA causes skin ageing and possibly melanoma formation. UVB causes sunburn, ROS, epidermal mutations and skin cancer. Sunscreens when properly applied prevent UV-induced erythema and thymine dimer mutations that contribute to cutaneous carcinogenesis. However, sunscreens block only 55% of the free radicals produced by UV exposure.

Antioxidants are necessary for neutralizing the ROS formed due to UV exposure.[2] To optimize UV protection, it is important to use sunscreens combined with a topical antioxidant. Vit. C does not absorb UV light but exerts an UV-protective effect by neutralizing free radicals, while this effect is not seen with sunscreens. Under laboratory conditions, it has been shown that application of 10% topical Vit. C showed statistical reduction of UVB-induced erythema by 52% and sunburn cell formation by 40-60%.[3]

Vit. C and collagen synthesis

Vit. C is essential for collagen biosynthesis. It has been proposed that Vit. C influences quantitative collagen synthesis in addition to stimulating qualitative changes in the collagen molecule.[2] Vit. C serves as a co-factor for the enzymes prolysyl and lysyl hydroxylase, the enzymes that are responsible for stabilizing and cross-linking the collagen molecules.[2] Another mechanism by which Vit. C influences the collagen synthesis is by stimulation of lipid peroxidation, and the product of this process, malondialdehyde, in turn stimulates collagen gene expression.[2]

Vit. C also directly activates the transcription of collagen synthesis and stabilizes procollagen mRNA, thereby regulating collagen synthesis.[2,3] Signs and symptoms of Scurvy, a deficiency disease of Vit. C, are due to impaired collagen synthesis. Clinical studies have shown that the topical use of Vit. C increases collagen production in young as well as aged human skin.[3,6]

Vit. C as a depigmenting agent

When choosing a depigmenting agent, it is important to differentiate between substances that are toxic to the melanocyte and substances that interrupt the key steps of melanogenesis. Vit. C falls into the latter category of depigmenting agents. Vit. C interacts with copper ions at the tyrosinase-active site and inhibits action of the enzyme tyrosinase, thereby decreasing the melanin formation.

Anti-inflammatory action of Vit. C

As stated earlier, Vit. C inhibits NFkB, which is responsible for the activation of a number of pro-inflammatory cytokines such as TNF-alfa, IL1, IL6 and IL8.[2,3] Therefore, Vit. C has a potential anti-inflammatory activity and can be used in conditions like acne vulgaris and rosacea. It can promote wound healing and prevent post-inflammatory hyperpigmentation.[2,3]


However, there's a catch: vitamin C is rather unstable and oxidizes within a few days/weeks. Once it has oxidized (the solution will turn yellow/brown), vitamin C won't provide any of its benefits to the skin and might even become irritating and detrimental. Furthermore, the concentration of vitamin C needs to be rather high to be any effective, somewhere between 5-20%. This essentially means that vitamin C products available on the market are rarely of any use: their concentration will either be too low to show benefits, or you'll pay a rather high-price for a product that will have a limited shelf-life of only a few weeks (even the aforementioned $157 serum by SkinCeuticals only lasts about a month). Hence why going the DIY route is a smart choice in this specific case: you'll be able to create small inexpensive batches that will be just as effective as high-end products for a fraction of the price.


Quote by [url=http://www.smartskincare.com/treatments/topical/vitc.html
Smartskincare.com
]There are, however, some complicating circumstances often disregarded by manufacturers. In particular, ascorbic acid, the principal natural form of vitamin C, is relatively unstable (unless it is in a dry form). In the presence of air or other oxidizing agents, it undergoes oxidation.

A number of skin care companies offer highly concentrated stabilized vitamin C products, which (at least in theory) are supposed to be consistently effective. However, these products are usually quite expensive. Furthermore, even stabilized vitamin C products may be at least somewhat degraded by the time you use them.


Vitamin E and ferulic acid are added to the already potent vitamin C base for two main reasons. First, they both greatly enhance the effects of vitamin C. Second, they help render the vitamin C more stable, which works brilliantly to extend the shelf-life of your homemade serum.


Quote by ]Although Vit. C alone can provide photoprotection, it works best in conjunction with Vitamin E (Vit. E), which potentiates the action of Vit. C four-fold. Hydrophilic Vit. C helps regenerate Vit. E, a liphophilic antioxidant.[1,3,5,6] Thus, Vit. C and Vit. E together protect the hydrophilic and lipophilic compartments of the cell, respectively. Vit. C and Vit. E synergistically limit chronic UV damage by significantly reducing both cell apoptosis and thymine dimer formation.[3,6]

A combination of 0.5% ferulic acid (a potent antioxidant of plant origin) with 15% Vit. C and 1% Vit. E can increase the efficacy of Vit. C eight-fold.[3] It was noted that this triple combination was very useful for the reduction of acute and chronic photodamage, and could be used for prevention of skin cancer in the future.[3]


A few other considerations:

- The higher the concentration of vitamin C, the more potent (but also more irritating) the serum will be; maximal efficiency is reached at a concentration of 20%.
- The serum needs to be acidic enough to penetrate the skin; only solutions with a pH below 3.5 are proven to be effective.
- Even with the addition of vitamin E and ferulic acid, the vitamin C will still eventually oxidizes. Your serum should be handled/stored properly to extend its shelf-life.


Okay, that's a lot of science and considerations, but in this guide I'll show you how to create an inexpensive serum that will provide all the aforementioned benefits while respecting every condition to make it safe/reliable. However, try to respect these instructions as closely as possible, otherwise you might end up with an ineffective (or even harmful) product; for example, don't swap the ingredients or change their proportions at will, everything presented here serves a very specific purpose.


What you'll need...


First of all, here's what you'll need. Most of these ingredients can be bought online at [url=http://www.lotioncrafter.com]www.lotioncrafter.com
for a very cheap price:





1- Distilled water. DO NOT USE TAP WATER, this will oxidize your vitamin C very rapidly. You can buy a large bottle at any grocery store for a very cheap price.

2- L-Ascorbic Acid (vitamin C). Can be bought here. Recommended order: 8 oz ($29.95).

3- 50/50 mix of propylene glycol and glycerin. Can be bought separately here and here. Recommended order: 8 oz ($4.00) / each.

4- Ferulic Acid. Can be bought here. Recommended order: 25g ($15.95).

5- Mixed Tocopherols T50 (vitamin E). Can be bought here. Recommended order: 1 oz ($6.85).

6- Two small bowls (preferably in glass/plastic).

7- Cobalt bottle 30ml (1 oz), or any other opaque container to store your serum properly. Can be bought on Amazon. ($5.95 for 6).

8- Measuring spoons.

9- PH strips. Can be bought on Amazon. ($1.82 for 160).

10- Not shown here, optional (though highly recommended): Polysorbate 80. Can be bought here. Recommended order: 4.5 oz ($3.75).

Note: I'll explain further in this guide why buying Polysorbate 80 might be a good idea (I didn't have it on hand myself when mixing my serum).


You should be able to buy all of these for only around $70 (+shipping). With the recommended quantities, you'll be able to create x20 bottles of 30ml (1 oz). That's nearly $3,200 worth of Skinceutical's C E Ferulic serum that you'll be able to make for a fraction of the price.


Creating your own serum...


After making sure that your working surface and accessories are perfectly clean, here's how you should proceed:

*Important notice: I modified quite a few steps since I originally posted this recipe. You can check my latest posts for an improved version of this serum.*


Bowl #1

- In the first bowl, pour 3-1/2 tsp of distilled water.

- Add 1 tsp of L-Ascorbic Acid (vitamin C) and stir gently. The powder from LotionCrafter is very fine, it will dissolve perfectly in about 5-10 seconds.

Note: 1 tsp of L-Ascorbic Acid will create a serum of 15% vitamin C. If you fear this might be too irritating at first, you could use slightly less, anywhere between 1/2 and 1 tsp (7-15% final concentration).



This is the dissolved solution; note how perfectly clear it is.


Bowl #2

- In the second bowl, pour equal parts of propylene glycol and glycerin, for a total of 2 tsp (1 tsp of each). You could also mix the two in equal parts preemptively in a bigger container and simply pour the desired quantity.

- Add 1/8 tsp of Ferulic Acid (that's half a measure of 1/4 tsp) and stir until dissolved. Ferulic Acid only dissolves in propylene glycol, don't try to dissolve it in water. You could also add a bit more propylene glycol (up to 1/2 tsp) if you have a hard time dissolving it.



Your solution will have a whitish tint when fully dissolved, this is perfectly normal.


- When the Ferulic Acid is fully dissolved, add 1/4 tsp of Mixed Tocopherols T50 (vitamin E) to the same bowl; also add 1/4 tsp of Polysorbate 80 if you have access to it.



As you can see, dissolving an oil (vitamin E) in another base is rather difficult. Polysorbate 80 is an emulsifier which will greatly help you obtain a nice homogeneous solution. If you don't use Polysorbate 80, you'll have to shake your bottle every time before applying your serum (which can accelerate the oxidation of vitamin C).


Final mix

- When both of your bowls are ready, pour the content of the first bowl into the second and stir gently. At this point, the ingredients will likely already be fully dissolved, you'll only need to mix the two preparations together.

- Transfer the final mix into your opaque container (eg. cobalt bottle).

- You should now test the pH of your serum, this is extremely important: a pH below 2.5 will be too acidic/irritating, while a pH above 3.5 will be completely ineffective. Ideally, you should obtain a pH of around 3.0.

Note: Coca-Cola has a pH of 2.5, so this serum (if mixed properly) isn't as acidic/irritating as you might think.

Here's how my own serum turned out:





As you can see the strip has an orangey color, definitely somewhere between a pH of 3.0 and 4.0. With the help of Photoshop, I extracted the colors on this picture to analyze them more efficiently (shown in the lower-right corner). You'll notice that the color of the strip (ie. Test) is closer in tint to 3.0 than to 4.0; the separation with the 3.0 zone is a lot less clear than with the 4.0 zone. My guess for my serum is a pH of around 3.2, exactly what I was aiming for. Perfect! You should also obtain a similar pH if you follow these instructions closely, but I'd still recommend to test the pH of your own serum.

Congratulations, you now have a fantastic cosmetic product! Seal it properly and store it in a dark/cool place, preferably in your refrigerator.

This bottle should last you a few weeks, discard it as soon as the solution turns yellow/brown: by then, the vitamin C will have oxidized and your serum will be ineffective. You can create a new batch whenever you want, though it is always recommended to only mix a small amount at a time not to waste your precious ingredients; 30ml is the ideal amount to make (as instructed in this guide). As I mentioned previously, the suggested purchases will also allow you to mix around 20 bottles of 30ml (that's almost 2 years worth of this serum).

Here are the final proportions of each ingredient, for the scientifically inclined:

- Water, 50%
- L-Ascorbic Acid (vitamin C), 15%
- Propylen glycol, 15%
- Glycerine, 15%
- Tocopherols T50 (vitamin E), 2%
- Polysorbate 80, 2%
- Ferulic acid, 1%


You can also compare to the ingredients of Skinceutical's C E Ferulic serum. You'll likely notice a very strong resemblance:

Water, Ethoxydiglycol, L Ascorbic Acid, Propylene Glycol, Glycerin, Laureth 23, Alpha Tocopherol, Phenoxyethanol, Triethanolamine, Ferulic Acid, Panthenol, Sodium Hyaluronate

Note: Most of the other ingredients are simply solvents/stabilizers to render the solution more homogeneous (eg. Ethoxydiglycol, Laureth 23, Phenoxyethanol, etc.).


How to use this serum...


You can use this serum daily (or twice daily). The usual recommended routine is to apply it in the morning, 10-15 minutes after washing your face not to alter the pH of your serum. Take it out of the refrigerator, shake it a little (only if needed), pour a few drops on your fingers and apply all over your face. It will dry within only a few minutes; you can then apply your sunscreen/makeup and proceed with your day. This serum is barely noticeable once it has dried (no stickiness/irritation), and the longer you'll leave it on your face, the more vitamin C your skin will absorb. It will also increase your protection to UV rays during the day, along with your favorite sunscreen.

Obviously however, discontinue use if you experience any negative reaction (eg. irritation, stinging, rashes, etc.).


Hope you enjoyed and feel free to ask questions!
I don't see my girlfriend much during the week, so we can go a few days without having sex; when the weekend arrives however, things get pretty wild and we can fuck 4-5 times in a span of 48 hours.

We both prefer it that way actually. I usually leave work before she does to avoid heavy traffic (around 4pm), so stopping by at her place isn't always an option. And then we're both busy with our respective activities during the evening: I workout every day and enjoy my solitary interests, and she has a few activities/lessons scheduled (sports, Spanish lessons, etc.).

I'm not quite the type to enjoy cuddling in front of the TV and having vague/pointless conversations anyway, so not seeing each other every day and just doing our own things separately is a very positive thing for me; and my girlfriend is almost as independent as I am, so it's not an issue either. We just have a quick phone conversation in the evening and then save all the fun conversations/activities for the weekend... and the same also applies to sex. Things are a lot more exciting when both partners don't always interact within a boring daily routine, in my opinion.
Probably the most beautiful music score ever written, this cover is absolutely fantastic:

I had some trouble with that before too.

What you need to do is resize your avatar to 150px x 150px before uploading it... it did the trick for me.

Hope that helps.



Do you lie about your height?


From my own experience, it seems that men are just as likely to lie about their height than they are to lie about the size of their dicks (if not more). I'm almost 5'9" myself, and quite a few times guys that were shorter than me (around 5'7") claimed to be 5'9" themselves; then they tried to cover up their lies by going "No way you're 5'9" man! You're certainly at least 5'10"!". And I also encountered many guys that were exactly my height claiming to be around 5'10"-5'11".

I stumbled across this article a few days ago, where they found out that just about every male lies about his height:


Quote by [url=http://www.menshealth.com/best-life/all-guys-lie-about-height
MensHealth[/url]]The dozen males who agreed to be measured were, on average, just shy of 1.5 inches off their stated marks. And this was no random deviation; not a single error was made in the underestimating direction. (By contrast, six females were only half an inch short of their stated heights, attributable mostly to upward rounding to the DMV's whole numbers.)

(...) And I have good reason to suspect the deception of being even greater - that good reason being how many guys resembling hobbits walked straight past my scale and into the DMV entrance, yelling some variation on "I already know I lied".


Personally I'm more like 5'8" and a half, but only round up to the next inch (5'9" is likely closer to my accurate height than 5'8" anyway). And even then, a lot of people often tell me how surprised they are that I'm only 5'9" (girls included). I guess the height scale is totally distorted by all those constant lies.

So, do you lie about your own height? Can you be honest just this once?

Thanks for sharing!
Quote by seeker4
Oh, true, but most of those times he also had the "power of plot" on his side which happens a lot in comics. The winner is the one that the plot dictates should win.

You see this in superhero power scaling a lot. You can have the Hulk barely beating Cap in one storyline and then have him one shotting Galactus in the next.


Haha, true. But then again, just about any 'hero' has the power of plot. Bruce Willis (aka John McClane) was able to neutralize 5 terrorist plots in only 2 decades. Even him could probably defeat Superman, haha.


Quote by squiffy
Gandalf would be walking away with his tail between his legs and his stick up his arse.


Gandalf actually defeated a Balrog, remember?


Quote by seeker4
Without watching, I'll pick Vader, though Bruce would give him a run for his money to be sure. The Force would likely give Vader enough of an edge over the utility belt.


To be fair, although I'm a big Batman supporter, I also believe that Darth Vader would win this fight. That said, Superman has superpowers that are much more powerful than the Force and Batman was able to kick his ass a few times. The thing is, Batman is one clever motherfucker and he probably could have the upper hand with some prior preparation, for example by studying his enemy's weaknesses and coming up with a plan of attack.

I like how these fights are represented/choreographed though, they definitely show the strengths/weaknesses of the characters (for example how Batman was smart enough to steal a lightsaber and disable Vador's suit).

By the way, the victor is determined by the votes of people: Darth Vader received 53% of votes, Batman received 47%.

Here's another one: Gandalf vs Darth Vador. Cast your vote!


Batman vs Darth Vader!


Who would win in a one-on-one duel? Make your choice and watch this video to find out:


Another tasty shooter, the B-52. You can even layer the top with a tiny amount of rum to create a flaming B-52. Once again, fun, sophisticated and perfect to impress your guests. It's also recommended to use Grand Marnier as your triple sec to create B-52s, because it's lighter than other ones (eg. Cointreau) and easier to layer.






And this is also a fun 'dessert shooter' to create, the Blowjob. It's very easy to make but also rather sophisticated, perfect for when you're receiving guests (or when you want to impress a girl). With these layered shooters it's always recommended to use a spoon to pour the ingredients gently, so that they don't mix together. You're also supposed to drink it without your hands (as shown in the video below).