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ShamelessFlirt
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 156
United States
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Noll
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I spent all night watching you sleep, kiss me so I know you're real.
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You do realize headbanging is not meant to be taken literally
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Maybe this will hit the spot?
(at least parts of it)
https://www.lushstories.com/stories/erotic-poems/spanking.aspx
(at least parts of it)
https://www.lushstories.com/stories/erotic-poems/spanking.aspx
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Quote by BadLittleMom
Actually not that long ago a man asked me to go with him to a cemetery and bend over the tombstone of his mother and to let him fuck me in the ass. I asked him why and he would not tell me. So I said I don't think so. He never asked me again.
Maybe he thought your screams would wake the dead? The fact you even considered it makes him a lucky stiff!
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Quote by noll
I hate you!
Since I have nothing to lose then...
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Quote by SheriPie
Did you really just ask that?
Isn't the fun of this thread to provide an opening and watching who takes it?
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Would it surprise anyone to know that pizza isn't my favorite thing to eat?
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Water & ibuprofen ...
(hope you feel better)
H2O is a must to cure a hangover. As you likely know from the frequent trips to the bathroom during a night of debauchery, alcohol is a diuretic and can cause dehydration. Before falling into bed, down 16 to 20 ounces of water, says Daniel K. Hall-Flavin, M.D., a consultant in addiction psychiatry at the Mayo Clinic. And the next time you go out, he recommends ordering a glass of water with every beer—and alternate between the two to replace lost fluids as you go. (Did you know it's also possible to drink too much water? Find out: Are You Drinking Too Much Water?)
Ease a pounding head with a pill (or two, depending on the recommended dosage), but stick to nonsteroidal anti-inflammatory drugs (NSAIDs, such as aspirin, ibuprofen, and naproxen), not acetaminophen (Tylenol): "While it's OK for a headache, when combined with a liver that's working overtime to metabolize alcohol, it can cause liver damage or be deadly," says Dena Davidson, Ph.D., former associate professor of psychiatry at Indiana University School of Medicine.
(hope you feel better)
H2O is a must to cure a hangover. As you likely know from the frequent trips to the bathroom during a night of debauchery, alcohol is a diuretic and can cause dehydration. Before falling into bed, down 16 to 20 ounces of water, says Daniel K. Hall-Flavin, M.D., a consultant in addiction psychiatry at the Mayo Clinic. And the next time you go out, he recommends ordering a glass of water with every beer—and alternate between the two to replace lost fluids as you go. (Did you know it's also possible to drink too much water? Find out: Are You Drinking Too Much Water?)
Ease a pounding head with a pill (or two, depending on the recommended dosage), but stick to nonsteroidal anti-inflammatory drugs (NSAIDs, such as aspirin, ibuprofen, and naproxen), not acetaminophen (Tylenol): "While it's OK for a headache, when combined with a liver that's working overtime to metabolize alcohol, it can cause liver damage or be deadly," says Dena Davidson, Ph.D., former associate professor of psychiatry at Indiana University School of Medicine.
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Don't we all impersonate well-adjusted members of society every day?
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Anyone curious about my voice I was able to post the audio to my poem "Crumble".
https://www.lushstories.com/stories/love-poems/crumble.aspx
https://www.lushstories.com/stories/love-poems/crumble.aspx
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It would be too easy to say I don't wanna talk. And an exaggeration.
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Ever think Ginger will respond "Wild" in answer to what she wants me to do?
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Try overtly staring at a waitresses nametag, and when she approaches you ask her what she calls the other one. That always succeeds.
in getting your face slapped
in getting your face slapped
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Your generosity is laudable Ginger, can I do anything for you?
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I'd buy her a cup of coffee if I could sit with her and chat while she drank it. I might even spring for a danish if she smiled.