There was a psychologist who always stopped at RUMPLATIONSl bar after work for a hazelnut daiquiri - a special drink the bartender an affable coot named Bill created just for him.
One day, Bill ran out of hazelnut so he substituted hickory instead.
The psychologist took one sip of the drink and exclaimed, 'This isn't a hazelnut daiquiri!'
'No, I'm sorry', replied Bill, 'it's a hickory daiquiri, doc.'
A woman is in a coma, and the nurse tending to her notices that whenever she gave her a sponge bath the woman, the woman's vital signs jumped a little.
So the nurse calls the husband and says 'come down to the hospital, I think I know how to get your wife out of this coma!'
So the husband hurries down to his wife's side, takes her hand in his and asks the nurse what he can do.
The nurse says, ' i think that oral sex will bring her out of her coma, it will arouse her enough to bring her out of the coma.' so the nurse closes the curtains and leaves the husband alone with his wife to attempt to revive her.
Moments later, the man comes running out of the room, visibly flustered.
The nurse, worried, asks him what happened.
The husband says, 'I'm not sure, I think that she started choking.'
Just poking my head in to wish the crowd a Happy New Year!
I'm off to a rough start, but looking forward to everything the future has in store. I feel I owe everyone an apology, I had intended on writing out a message but never got the chance. As they say, the road to hell is paved with good intentions, right? I'd offer to drive, but unless it's a horse and buggy it wouldn't be legal! Not that I'm a model citizen, I just feel I've reached my quota for causing mischief and mayhem. And we're not even a week into the New Year!
A million Thanks to Hannah for the shout out on my submission. I'm just happy I was able to participate for a change.
I managed to put out almost 2000 words for the latest competition if anyone is interested ...
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I didn't quite emphasize the change theme, but I think my story qualifies.
I'll wish everyone the best of luck!