I would love some more coffee this morning.
I could do with some tea.
I think it's an interesting notion, but it would be a pretty significant pain to pull off from a technical standpoint. The best thing to do would probably be to leave the existing 1-5 votes as they are, because however simple the algorithm would be to write, applying it to the whole database of users and stories would most likely be a complete nightmare.
With that in mind, I'm actually a strong proponent of moving to an upvote/downvote system, though it would present similar challenges in terms of what to do with all the existing votes.
Awkward. Some sex (like blowjobs) can still be fun, but it's always more awkward in a car than it is at home, outside, etc.
I am in pain. Injured my back.