I'm going to go with naughty.
I went on an amazing date the other night, and I am very excited to see her again.
Looks like he could do with a pint.
Yes, I love this. One of my favorite things in the world is to see someone cum while they are enjoying me in some way or other. Just seeing someone play with their hard cock and/or cumming is a huge turn on, even if I am not the one inspiring them. I answered this question using they/them pronouns because the people I choose to sleep with who have dicks are not typically men.
Of those which are listed, the only ones I would consider living in are Norway, New Zealand, and Japan. Probably New Zealand, if only because I already speak the language and it other than being relatively close to Sydney is not of that much strategic importance in case of multinational or global war. Norway has a generally high standard of happiness good healthcare, and since I took some Japanese in high school, I think it would be easier to learn than a Nordic language.
Including countries which are not on the presented list, I would also consider Canada, Germany, Switzerland. Possibly France, Ireland, the UK, or Australia (Sydney), but they would be lesser preferences.
Fingernails on the back of my neck.
No, but I have run across a friend or two in actual porn, which was kind of strange.
Some tea sounds pretty good.
I'm going to go with naughty, but that is based on very little.
The complaints of a whiny cat.
Sure. I think many if not most of us have. My general guideline is that if I'm not in the mood that's fine, because I'm likely to get in the mood, and if not I'm still more than happy to please my partner. If I am actively against having sex at the moment I won't, but that is an infrequent occurrence.
All the water. Trying to fuel my immune system that it may defeat this cold in microscopic combat.