Fortunately, we don't need to have what we want 100% of the time.
How did we get from 359 to 400?
358
...A swarm of mean locusts...
Oooh... Hard choice. Mountains, I think.
Hard or soft?
'Over the rainbow' is not a real place.
Born to Run - Bruce Springsteen
My suggestion would be Tinder or Grindr. At least assuming you are in/near a city at least, or willing to travel to one. It's not that those apps don't have a user base in smaller towns, it's just likely to be a bit more work to get what you're after.
An episode of Star Trek playing in the background while I write.
A pint. Keeping it simple.
Untouchable Face - Ani DiFranco
Five to ten times a week. Usually thinking about someone I'm already having sex with, someone I'd like to have sex with, or whatever weird fantasy imagery I come up with during the writing process.