They certainly can.
Also, 'tattooed'.
Sure, sometimes. Not that often anymore.
A couple of days ago, I think.
Can't say that I have. I probably would if I was out with the right friends and such an opportunity (which I was into) presented itself, then sure. I would not slip off and fuck someone while I was on a date with someone else, though.
If you don't like notepad or whatever equivalent that your computer shipped with, I recommend downloading a text editor of moderate sophistication, like Atom or SublimeText. They are typically used for writing code, but they can do any kind of text, and I find that they have a much nicer interface - one which it's been my observation that writers have a better time looking at than they do notepad. Anyway, it should strip everything out really nicely, and if you have any other problems you can just save a new copy of the story in a .txt file which will definitely do that. This may well be overkill for your purposes, but it was the first thought I had, since it is how I sanitize text.
A wheezy cat, who needs some zyrtec.
(Yes, that's actually how you treat a cat with serious allergies.)
Lots of possibilities... Not sure that's for me to say, though.
Depends, but in general, sure.
Eh. If one of my partners wanted to brush their teeth or something, I don't really care, but in general, yes. If someone wanted to 'sit in' as you put it, I am pretty sure I would find that weird.
Lots of things. Restraints, flogging, hair pulling, etc.
Yes to both. Well, maybe not being watched per se, but certainly being observed via senses other than sight.
This is ridiculous. No. I would not. Under the best of circumstances this would be extremely creepy. Under many circumstances it would be considered a form of sexual misconduct. Not cool. If you see someone masturbating, don't stick around unless you're fucking invited to.
The only exception I can think of to this rule is if the behavior is part of an established relationship.
The job interview I am freaking out about.
Sure. I'm having coffee now, as it happens.
Jenny - The Mountain Goats
Oh, maybe between seven and eight? I'm naturally talented, but I could use more practice.
I do not.
While I'm sure someone does this, I've never heard of a specific instance where someone I know did this (and yes, I talk in detail with basically everyone I know about their sex lives). This does seem peculiar to me, but I also have no judgement to pass on it. Whatever gets you off.
Some of us, sure. Enjoyment comes partly from the pain for me, but it is important to be gentle when starting out. Lube is necessary for most people on most occasions. Of course there are exceptions to both.
I don't really know him, but I'm going to go with naughty.
Well, I can't speak to what 'women' do in any particular situation. As for me, though, I generally spend my time on Lush checking on things, chatting with friends, in the forums, etc. I love writing erotica, and I love reading it too. It turns me on, but I rarely masturbate while I read it. I just don't masturbate that much anymore, with the amount of sex I've been having lately.