The somewhat phallic business end of my favorite bubbler.
It depends on how tired and how horny. Most likely, I'll have sex, then go to sleep in quick succession, though.
Congratulations to our winners and top 10! Each of the stories that placed in this comp are really extraordinary pieces of work. It's great to see the challenge bring out the best in our writers.
Pass on the whole D/S vibe today.
Don't Come Around Here No More - Tom Petty
The fact that the new Star Trek doesn't completely suck.
Anxious, but in a good way.
More good sex toys, less burned out or poorly functioning sex toys.
This definitely seems like a 'why not both?' kind of situation to me.
You know, today, I'd say spanked.
Well, funny enough, I may have bought a sex toy and condoms most recently. If not, it was a fairly elaborate waffle, which wouldn't be good.
Nope. That sounds texturally gross. Don't get me wrong, I really love cum. Just, the notion of swimming in it makes me say "Eeeeewwww...".
Only once actually. More often than not when something like that happens it's in a dark room, just full of people who are (at least ostensibly) asleep.
I haven't fucked at work, but I've definitely had a certain amount of sex at work. Mostly oral, handjobs, fingering, and just some good old fashioned makin' out.
Coffee, unsurprisingly. With eggnog instead of milk, though.
My experience is that a reasonable average would be a half inch deviation from 5".
No. I would not slip into bed with anyone who didn't ask me.
Nothing! No coffee today.
I have always been writing, either silently in my mind, on paper, on a computer - one term I wrote all my papers on an electric typewriter. When I stop I start to go insane.
I am not feeling very well today...
I am not feeling very well today...