Eight, though I'm not sure where a few of them are. More if you count my girlfriend's toys which I use on her, and/or if you count things like floggers, whips, ropes, etc.
Under the correct circumstances, can you orgasm without direct physical stimulation to your genitals?
Kind of now. Really I'm just extra wet and absent-mindedly touching myself while I work, though.
Maybe a week? Roughly, anyway.
Having to explain toxic masculinity to the toxically masculine.
It's been so long that I honestly don't remember. Probably on my chest, but it could have been my face.
None. I don't think I've worn underwear more than once a week since quarantine started. Basically for the duration of weekly errands and no longer.
Fixture at Lush, delightful individual.
Finishing my Red Bull, then water, then coffee.
Invisible (The Emperor's New Panties, if you will)
I really need a new sex toy.
Um... This needs WAY more contact. If you are getting whipped with the intention of someone of the same gender with consent and the specific goal that you are both seeking sexual enjoyment, it might strain credulity to say that you are heterosexual, but also, identify however you want. There's an infinity of additional details that can affect the answer to this question, but in my estimation, it doesn't really matter at all.
I have. Several times as I went came out as gay (but then had a terrible experience which chased me back to identifying as straight), then bi, then pan, then trans, then poly, and they've been dramatically less supportive each time. Maybe they were a bit better with polyamory than my being trans, but they also tried to convince me to not be quite a bit more on that one. I came out as trans over thirteen years ago, and it's only in the last five or six months that they have even acknowledged that I am trans and not "going through a phase". It also took them nine years to acknowledge that trans people are even a real thing. I've found that limiting their contact with me is reasonably effective in combating that, both because they want to talk to me, and to allow me to control when they have the opportunity to say hurtful things.
I didn't get to go down on another woman until I was in my early twenties. It was... meh. I like pleasing, and eventually I learned to love eating pussy. With future partners.
Not nearly so many as women. Six. I think. Maybe a couple more, depending on how we're defining sex. The only person I've had sex with whose name I can't remember was a guy, and that was a pretty weird night.
No, but it's not something I'm at all opposed to. I just haven't really found myself in a situation where that was a relevant question. I guess once my friend's mom was hitting on me pretty hard when she was blackout drunk, but that was something I (hope obviously) had no interest in. She also may not be quite that old. I'm honestly not sure.
Depends on the temperature of the rain. For me it's important for it to be warm (so likely tropical), but not so hot out that the sex is sticky and awkward with all the humidity. So, I guess I'd say it's a delicate balance, but it can be amazing. Cooler rain can be good on a really hot summer day, but usually only for something pretty quick, because I'll get cold in a not fun way. Also cum gets really sticky in water and I don't really want it on my face if it's raining.
Nope. My partners and I practice ethical non-monogamy, but even in years past when I was in monogamous relationships – no.
Of course. Sex toys are a great gift, and I've gotten them for most of my past and current partners at some point.
Yes. It's mandatory anywhere outside my house at the moment, but I definitely would anyway.
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