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But what really irritates me the most? My boobs fuck with my golf swing.

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I have eventually sat down and written a story. It is fairly short but i am hoping that by using the reviews from this one i will be able to write better. It has been a while since i was at school so please excuse some of my grammar. Thanks for all the help. Please read, enjoy and give me some constructive criticism. Thanks.

Absolutely well done! I haven't read your story (yet), but I am so impressed that you have you gone ahead and done this. You got the biggest hurdle over with a flying leap, which is beginning to write. And you're verified and posted! Many people who aren't virgins can't even get that far.

Top stuff, lad! You should be very proud of yourself. Remember, not all criticism is correct, but we can weigh and balance all feedback, and decide what to do with it going forward. Well done!

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I agree! If I could, I'd consider cutting them off! I especially hate the bra and clothes issue. Damn you boobs!!!!

You Should Get a Tattoo of Initials
Modern and expressive
You're proud of who you are (or who you love)!

Quote by Haineko
You took my story idea it seems.

There is a #4 and it's a big reason and it's my voice is to manly. Being Trans my voice isn't right for what I want.

Sorry if I'm coming off as a pain in the ass it's not on purpose I promise.

Sorry. Every story idea I come up with seems to have been done elsewhere. I have scrapped a couple of stories before because other people have posted the same idea a day or so before me, and I didn't want to look like I was "copying", or worse, that they thought I thought their story was worth trying to imitate. Ha ha! I think too much.

Regarding #4, I did wonder if that was the issue. I also wondered if maybe that wouldn't be a problem to people who understand. But you know your story and what you want the best. I would approach somebody you know who might do it, or you could approach one of the mods so they can ask in the relevant places, as sometimes there are people the Powers know who might be able to do it for you. Good luck!

Quote by Haineko
I might do my own audio but 3 things are keeping me from doing it this time.

1) my crippling shyness & hatred for my own voice.

2) I am not noisy when I masturbate and because this story fits in that category some noise would help.

3) 0 access to a computer. I do all my lushing via phone.

I will do it in the future I just can't for this one.

1. I have exactly the same problem. I treat each audio as if I am an actress playing a part. I sometimes use different accents to help me through the more embarrassing stories.

2. I am silent too. I basically thought of the stereotypical sounds people make when people are simulating sex, and try to reproduce that within the character's role (I don't like watching porn, so I try to remember how others make it sound). I sent the latest piece, which is in the style of a phone message from a masturbating lass to her lover, to two friends before I dared submit it. I trusted them enough to believe them that I wouldn't severely embarrass myself in posting it. I still think it sounds awful, but a few people have said they rather enjoyed it.

3. I recorded mine on my phone, an ancient Nokia to start with, using the fuzzy notes microphone, and latterly on my Galaxy Note. I send them via email as attachments from the phone itself.

I hope that helps?

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If you look at my stories, I haven't posted in months, mainly due to my depression of several personal things. But, I was wondering if I should continue posting and sharing personal stories.

Any thoughts on how I'm doing now or if I should continue?

I haven't read any of your work, but I fight depression too. Sometimes I don't post for a long time. Other times, I have so much that needs to be written, it flows out of me easily. I've found writing, when I am able to form sentences and concentrate long enough, to be a healing and helpful thing. When I am very ill, but the desire to write is there, I often post. I usually put those sorts of pieces on Stories Space. They make for very dark reading, but it helps to send it out into the ether and leave it there.

I suggest that you do as I do, and try not to worry about what you post when. If you feel you have something to share, and the writing mood takes you, then write. And if, after writing, you feel you would like to share it, then do so.

Creativity should be a help to us, not a burden or worry. If you are not sure if you should share it, send it to a friend you trust, and ask their opinion. Writing has been part of my healing process at times, and we should be careful to try our best to keep it that way, not to let it rule us and become another on the long list of self-perceived failures.

Good luck!

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Well done since I was going to mention why no reference to knickers since before I joined Lush I would never have referred to a ladies underwear as panties. Furthermore lol I would never have said Geez or Jeez either!.

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Does anyone else experience that sinking feeling when they connect here to the forum and find the same old posts that they have already answered from a couple of days ago?

I need to get out more.

Yes, and even more when you answered them a couple of years ago. But for every old question, it's usually a newer poster, and they don't know. Therefore, I try to be polite if the question was asked politely, as I would like to be treated the same way. Unless it's a rule break (which I often respond to harshly, if I see it), that new poster might turn out to be a wonderful friend, or somebody lonely. You never know. Some people are just curious. One person recently asked a perfectly normal question about sanitary towels, and was initially ridiculed. But it was both a newer question, and a valid one, since they did not have to wear them. I was embarrassed by the response they got by rude people, but others got there before me with proper answers.

You don't have to answer the questions, but if you do, remember that it might be the person's first experience here.

Internet days are real-life hours, I've found. Especially over holidays, the forums can be slow to move along. It's at that point that I watch crap on Youtube or go and do something else, or take a break from Lush (days or weeks or months). When I come back, everything seems fresher.

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absolutely. Any blonde or big tits or a blonde WITH big tits. Or a MILF. My type of woman

You sound delightful. I bet you have loads clamouring to meet up with you!

Quote by Haineko
My voice is 100% not sexy so I was wondering if we were allowed to ask others to do audio for us?

And if we are will it be on my profile or whoever does the audio?


I have a story in mind I think would work great with audio accompaniement which is why I ask.

Sorry it's taken me so long to reply!

1. Yes, you can ask others to do your audio for you. There are three basic answers they can give you (yes, no, and a rude one).

If I ever (rarely) do an audio for somebody, I insist on doing an edit before I'll think about it. The voice is not always able to translate the written word quite so well when dealing with us amateur writers. Sometimes (my own work included), our stories need a bit of an overhaul in order to produce an effective audio. In fact, some of my pieces were written specifically for audio. They appear awkward and clunky on the page, and only the audio can bring them to life. It's the same with song lyrics. They are a very specific art.

A well-written story can go either way, and loses nothing between the two mediums. That's why many of us proofread our pre-verified work by reading it aloud. It throws up many awkward sentences or mis-types.

2. The audio will be attached to your story, so it will be on your profile. However, you can add a footnote or use the one-liner to give credit to your friend.

But I wouldn't worry; I think my voice is ridiculously stupid, but it seemed to "help" more than one person, so I wouldn't let the fear of how you think you sound put you off. Only you really know where you want inflections and emphasis, or the mood in which you wrote your piece, etc. You could always try it yourself, and ask a friend to listen to it before posting. You never know, you might discover a talent you didn't think you had!

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Would a man really grab the boob of a stranger? On real life? That must be an uncommon incident, isn't it? I mean, I suppose not all women have been attacked in such a way once in their lives.

Many of them do. And they grab their ass. And... Other places. Some of it can happen often by different people. Some people think they can lay hands on a person's body uninvited for any reason, because they like it or ridicule it or are fascinated by it. Bastards.

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I get on lush this morning & see I got logged off my account. Weird seeing how I never log out but ok an easy fix right?

WRONG!

I click the login button on the top & it sends me to the Mobile site, every single time. In fact every button but the forum button did this until just recently when I was obviously able to log in.

Just weird this would happen. Has it happened to anyone else ever?

Something similar has happened to me before. I cleared my cache and cookies, and all was well. Maybe try that?

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Rubbery, puckered, tight, crinkled, - all seem to be good descriptive words too

bunghole ahahahahaha

Yeah, it's the actual names for it I'm really looking for, rather than descriptions of it. Unless it combines both. I love "crinkle"! Ha ha ha!

"She splayed her legs and he thrust his tongue into her sweet crinkle..."

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crinkle

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Spoke to Gav and he said: There is an RSS feed of our audio stories syndicated with a number of podcast/audio directories. I suspect the higher numbers are coming from listeners on these services.

From the mouth of The Man!!

Yep, that's the "or something or other".