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Shylass
Over 90 days ago
Straight Female
United Kingdom

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My mate farted on his girlfriend's thigh just after they'd had sex, and it left a skidmark. She broke up with him soon after that. I dread to think what would have been done to him if it had been her clit...
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Hi all I am new here just finding my way around. I have some stories I will be sharing just need to get them edited for here to get them up to to high standards demanded here.

The photo on my profile is my wife Tracy. I have put a couple of other photos of us up bt I am not sure if they are OK here or not.

Hope to get to know some of you a bit better over the coming months.



I never use the mobile site on my Shiny, but I checked it out last night, and it looks good. I just thought I'd say.
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I notice that photos sometimes accompany Lush stories. They frequently enhance the story. Do the moderators seek out these images ('Road Trip' was a good example) or is it up to the author to send it to Lush as an attachment?

And if the author knows of the source of a copyright-free image (let's say a picture of a racing car, if the story was about motor racing frixample), can he/she send the moderators details of how to obtain the image to head up the story?


I nearly always use my own photographs, but sometimes I nick elements from friends' images to build my own when I want something specific..

Moderators don't have time to search for images for authors here. Authors find their own, save it to their account (I put mine as hidden in my Images Gallery), and then click the appropriate picture on the story submit form.

I hope that helps!
My ideas are usually sparked by a word or phrase that makes me laugh (my latest idea was sparked by some mushrooms growing on the lawn). Sometimes, the urge to write pounds my head, so I ask a small handful of friends what I could write a story about when I can't think of something myself. If the idea starts flowing, I write it.

Every now and again, I feel like I want to explore or try to understand why some people like certain things, so I write about that.
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hey i'm new to the site. i like to read but not a writer. i like to meet new people and chat hit me up



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There are over 200,000 members here, but on Facebook, Lush has less than 700 'likes'. Why not get on Facebook, and 'like' Lush? You get a lot of enjoyment here, so you can at least 'like' Lush, can't you?


Sadly, not on my personal account, no! We don't all have such open-minded family and friends, I'm afraid.
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Im new to the site.. anybody wanna be friends or maybe chat a little bit?


I'm afraid that I don't chat, but...

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works for me biggrin

It might be that aural is clinical to me, and thus completely wrong for this site

(I also have a hard time with some people short hand. abt reads as antibiotic, and Tx is treatment. It took me awhile to figure out that TxGirl wasnt refering to treatments but Texas )


Ah, I associate it with the aural exams I gave my students in Poland, so I automatically think of what the ear hears. In this context, it was automatically sexual sounds/words for me because of the subject and site. It's sometimes funny how we read things differently to what authors may have intended. It happens a lot around here. Who knows if either of us are right anyway?

(I struggle with a lot of abbreviations here, and regret Googling it 98% of the time!)
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So I am deployed to the "stan" right now and let me just tell you that it can get pretty boring and lonely over here... and then I found Lush! I just want to say thank you to all the writers here for keeping my masturbatory fantasies going! and thank you for welcoming me to the community!


Don't say that! Some of us might have people we know out there, and we might not want them reading our stuff!

Welcome!
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I knew what the word was, but in the way he is using it is that he is Orally describing his pleasures for what he hopes are someone's Aural appreciation.


I was reading them both as the same thing, just different ways of expressing it. Ah well.
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A) It's Oral, not aural.


"Aural" is to do with sound and relating to the ear. An oral aural piece would be the sounds of somebody giving/receiving oral sex, or at least describing it.

I really, really don't want to hear some random stranger getting off, thanks, even if it is art! Aural art in the sexual realm is something I'll run away from (and I never run except for chocolate).
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Doneski!

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Doneski!

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Doneski!


You're feckin' AWESOME! Literally!

(It doesn't matter that it's little, because it's Magic*)


*I mean the Magic Teapot...
I see nothing wrong with split infinitives, if it's used well for emphasis or impact.
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Im really freaky and enjoy sex, like all the time... but my gf is in to more "making love" then freaky stuff. I know she is freaky but how do I get her freaky side out?


Can you define "freaky", please?

You can make love and still have wild, kinky sex at the same time, in my opinion. But you won't get anywhere unless you communicate, as Slipperywhenwet says. That involves both talking about your own feelings/needs, and listening to hers. If you know a bit about how she feels, you can try different things to mix it up a bit without scaring her off.
Woody Allen, Daniela Denby-Ashe and Kiera Rubbish Knightly (both gormless, that last two).

Finally, Michael Caine. I will NEVER forgive him for wrecking the Muppets Christmas Carol, and I have to pretend it's the wonderful Albert Finney in "Scrooge" every time I watch it.
It's just possible that many women are "becoming lesbians" so they can find a faster way to say no to a guy with less fear of being pestered.

I'd rather be a lesbian in some ways, if such a choice could ever be truly made so easily, but I've been hurt by women more than men emotionally as I was growing up, so by your reasoning, bignuts, perhaps that's why I'm straight?

Part of the appeal of being straight, for me, is that men have different Happy Bits than I do, and I always thought that some of the beauty of being in a relationship with somebody would be the fun of exploring what they do or don't like, whatever sex they are. So now I'm really confused.
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These are great! smile

I feel inspired. I wonder if I could knock something up in four days...


Ta very muchly. Go for it!
I've listened to a couple of audios, by friends. I feel that a piece can seem "alive" if done well by the right person. I've asked Lauralee_sugah and Mazza to do audio for me, because I knew I couldn't sound that sexy, but they could.

The first audio I listened to on my Shiny had GingerKitty uttering the phrase, "I like bouncy breasts", and it made me giggle so much that I sometimes say it to myself when the bus goes over a bump and makes things bounce. Just because it's funny. The experience of listening that first time was very frightening for me (sorry, GingerKitty, it's definitely not personal!) because it felt like he was in the room right next to me. I know other people would love that, though. It was a very sexy piece, but I just... I'm too shy.

Generally, I find that listening to audios on Lush makes me want to run away because of the subject matter. But I'll listen to Frank Lee and Lauralee_sugah's poems now and again, to try to understand the intensity with which they write. They make me feel "safe" to listen. A good reader breathes life into a piece, and they, and Mazza and Saga are able to do that.

Thank you to the kind people who like mine! I'm just glad you can't see me giggling and/or blushing when I record them.

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I'm a fan too biggrin This isn't my work but these are excellent pieces and ones I highly recommend:

Marian the Librarian

Nightmare in the Gallery



Thanks for that! I remember reading and loving that second one. I've now read the first one. Excellent. Thanks, Naughty.
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I knew it you English are crazy


There are a couple of people who don't seem to mind crazy, so I'm happy.
I love this time of year, with the dark nights and rich atmosphere. I was brought up to shun anything to do with witchcraft and the occult. However, I am deeply spiritual (although I don't like to talk about it, and I try to ignore it), and I am a great fan of myths, legends, and supernatural stories.

I have found myself more drawn to writing darker, chillier pieces lately (although they may not see the light of day). I wrote a couple of poems last year at this time, and I wondered if this time of year provokes your creative streak.

Here are my offerings from last year, in the hopes that others of you might feel encouraged to share your own:

http://www.lushstories.com/stories/love-poems/the-sailor-and-the-siren.aspx

http://www.lushstories.com/stories/love-poems/on-all-hallows-eve.aspx


I would love to know if Halloween and the darker aspects of this time of year inspire you. I know there are many sceptics on Lush, as I am myself, in part. I'm not interested in whether ghosts/the supernatural is or isn't real. I want to know if and how it might inspire you to write. Please feel free to share any pieces you might have with this sort of theme.

Thanks.

Oversized t-shirt nighties, and sometimes with knickers.
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Hi Girls,

You have been out on the town and ended up very drunk, but it's not until the morning you wake up with a stranger in your bed, or any bed for that matter.


No, I haven't; no, I didn't; yes, it was earlier; no, I haven't (unless you count my Cookie Monster toy, but I know him).
I've only been in close contact with two willies. One was supposedly average, and the other really was big by measurement standards, apparently.

But they were both massive to me, and I didn't run away (but my eyes were watering at the thought of how to fit them in anywhere!). If I want to spend time with somebody, I'm not going to let my squeamishness win. People can't help the size of their appendages, so I'd just enjoy exploring how to make him feel good despite any limitations my body might have.