Quote by stephanie


I'd like to have Cheerleading Lisa pop out of a huge cake on my fucking birthday but that's not going to happen either....

xx SF

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and to really confuse those from outside of UK, we can also describe something as the very best, the pinnacle by the phrase : "The Bollocks".

ie.

That steak was the bollocks = awesome steak
The steak was bollocks = crap steak

(I should add, that when something is "The Bollocks", it is a shorter form of the original phrase "The Dog's Bollocks", which means something is the greatest)

Lush might be an unfortunate place to use the phrase, "the dog's bollocks". It's a bit confusing for animal lovers...

Quote by crazydiamond
Nahhh,I don't quite see me with kids.

Maybe not, but you often act like a kid (I think that's why we get on)...

Quote by bignuts
Hi Girls,

Smile if you had it last night. If you are, why not be my friend because not a one have I got "HELP"

I had it last night. I'd been saving it for ages, because it was so very big and hard, but I made it soft and juicy by putting it all the way in and sucking it. Mmm...

Gingerbread men and hot chocolate are wonderful together!

I'm sorry you don't have any friends. Do you like gingerbread?

Quote by Jillicious




Well, perhaps we could just remove the story scoring in its present state. Let's remove the perceived option of being able to choose a score based on what we think it deserves. Instead there can be simply a "like" button similar to facebook. If we like it we can click it and if we don't then we can ignore that it is there. That way nobody gets their feelings hurt.

By the way, I know what it is like to have a random low score but I still have no sympathy for complaints for a score of 4. Complaining about 1 or 2, well then perhaps you have an argument. Complaining about 4 is simply straight up complaining.

Quote by SandyJ
jesus christ who cares? or should that be Jesus Christ who cares?

If you are making a statement that Jesus Christ cares, then it should lack the question mark, and ought to be expanded to prevent a sloppy partial sentence. If you are asking as a rhetorical exclamation, it would be better served with an exclamation mark (or point, as some prefer to call it) directly after the question mark.

However, if you are merely expressing lackadaisical half-arsed disdain at my curiousity, then really, you ought to have a comma after "Jesus christ/Jesus Christ".

Cookies are usually an option on my polls, since a lot of people need sweetening, and some of us just need a happy little treat sometimes. Nom nom.

Quote by Poppet
I tend to always capitalize, because it is in fact a name, regardless of whose it is. I also do, out of respect. That's just me.

Quote by JohnC
I find that many of the backgrounds can be distracting and make the rooms hard to read as well. I also think turning them off would be great, BUT, it would then be hard to tell if others who have it on can still see your text, right? I mean if some have it on, and others have it off.

How hard would it be to add a space at the top of the room where the room creator could add a picture but that it didn't fill the whole chat box?

I don't know. LOL

A lot of people in the chat rooms like to have it off.

On the rare occasions that I venture into the chat rooms, I love the atmosphere the pictures evoke. It would be great to turn them on and off at will, though, if it's possible, as they make my eyes tired after a bit.

Sorry, Gav.

Quote by racking


I thought we were being spammed about PPI but, by someone that can't spell

For some reason, I have the phrase "API home insurance" in my head.

Quote by Jillicious
Wow! I remember when everybody complained so much about the 2 and 3 bombers that the rules were changed so that they encouraged higher scores. Now complaints about 4 bombs? Keep complaining everyone! The voting system doesn't mean a damned thing when it is implied that we should vote high all the time.

I'm serious here. A vote of 3 should be considered average and should be where the majority of votes lie. However, as a result of complaining the votes show a trend towards 5 all the time. There is no valid bell curve that could be made using the data compiled from the voting system. Every story, regardless of its merit, is an outlier.

Quote by Jessica_Heart
Hi there Ladies and Gents

A question!

At what point in your writing experience and publishing- here or out of here, did you consider yourself a writer, if ever? I have written a couple pieces now and I wouldn't consider myself or call myself a writer. I am just wondering about everyone else's experience.
Thanks in advance.

It very much depends on how other people perceive being a "writer" as to whether I would say I am or not.

I love to write. But I don't do it as a profession, nor do I have the ability to. But I love to sew, sing, draw and take photographs. I am not a seamstress, a singer, an artist or photographer by profession, but I love to do those things. So in a way, I am those things.

I used to wish I was a Writer. By that, I mean somebody who is officially recognised as being somebody who is skilled and talented at that particular thing (whether everybody agrees or not). Somebody like Stephen King, J.K. Rowling and Frank Lee. But I quickly realised that it was just a label that didn't matter. I was worried I would be seen as pretentious if I called myself that without published, lauded works. But now I don't care.

Anybody who writes stuff is a writer. It's just that we all have varying degrees of skill, talent, focus and drive. Some of us are famous. Some of us aren't. I like writing and I do it (snigger) regularly. So I'm a writer.

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ok ... let me get this correct ....

you want hot stories of how a female get's her hot pussy juices all over his cock ..... and then, she makes HIM lick it all up off of his own cock???

how the fuck can that work?? is he able to suck himself off??

Some people pay good money to see that, you know.

PUSSYLover64, try this link: http://www.lushstories.com/search-results.aspx

Type in "pussy cock juice". You should get about 23237 story results without having to wait for us to write them here for you. You can also narrow or broaden the search to include "nom hot lick" and stuff.

Quote by joasses
wow shylass ,, thanks for your entry .. i am not worried or upset i love it and i want to know to be able to give her more of it, we do all kind of position and I love her getting the best experience and great feeling and orgasm, I wanted to know more, thats all .. thanks again you are amazing and by the way dont expect a man to give a pleasure to a woman like woman do :P

You're welcome.

I don't expect a man to give pleasure like a woman. That's why I like lads, after all!

Quote by ashishxbox
My phone number is Removed I'm in Nepal so please call ok bye

I think you're very brave to post your phone number. However, I am not brave (or rich) enough to call it. But good luck!

Quote by bignuts
Hi Girls,

Your on a girlie night out, and your friend is in the taxi with you, but she has a good looking hunk in her arms. Your both somewhat drunk at the time. Its not long and his hand is up her skirt. Her hands have invaded his trousers revealing a nice somewhat large penis. Do you look out the window and pretend not to notice. Do you sit and watch as it develops into full sex. Or do you make conversation with the driver hoping your blocking his view.

That's incredibly rude. I would sing the most annoying and stupid songs I could think of, really loudly, until I got home. None of my friends are that rude, though. We wouldn't be sharing a cab if they'd picked up a random shag, for a start.

Quote by joasses
I have a serious question I need help of experience women please.

I know that size does not really matter because the woman's pussy will always adjust, it can matter only at the first time, I have a good size, long but not thick. but My girl got her best strongest orgasm, when i was fingering her and sucking on her nipples ..

why is that? she could not explain or maybe dont want to

give me your ideas

I don't have any cock-in-pussy experience, I'm afraid, but I have a huge amount of orgasm-from-fingering experience.

Firstly, not every orgasm is the same. Some are stronger, longer, less, more. It's never the same every time. It can depend on her mood, how turned on she is, time of the month, if she's stressed, if you hit her G-spot, etc.

Secondly, fingers and mouth can do a whole lot more at times simply because they are more dextrous, and can find different angles and produce varied pressures and rhythmns, all at the same time.

I would say your lass probably genuinely doesn't know why it was different. It's not a sign that you're a crap lover. Rather, it shows you're capable of pleasing your lass in many ways.

Experiment with positions and angles of penetrative sex, by all means. But please don't be worried or upset because you made your partner orgasm hard! Every orgasm is brilliant, no matter how it comes (geddit?)! If she likes her nipples sucked, try to find a position where you can do that as well as penetrate.

Above all, I would try to enjoy it, and experiment because it's fun, not because you're trying to do with one part of you that another can do just as well or better. Try both in one session! Good luck.

Quote by Mazza
Hey, does that mean you lot would be having the babies too?

I'd like to see you squeeze one out hahahhahahahah

Quote by Magical_felix
What if it was the guys that had periods?

We have all seen threads on here about willingness to have sex with a girl on her period. The guys that say they don't like to are usually confronted by the girls and accused of being afraid of a little blood, punk bitches, squeamish, chauvinistic etc.

But what if every month a bunch of blood and other stuff came out of a guy's dick? How many girls would still go down on the guy? Let him put his bleeding dick in you or rub it on your body? How about some bloody tit fucking?

Try to imagine that women don't get periods in this alternate realty. Only men.

(I am aware that I left myself open for a reply like, "Jack, but you do get a period, I seen't it." Just saying, in case you think you're clever.)

Quote by Magma_Boils_333
It's like a highschool locker room, guys are always trying to slip in.