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Quote by naughtynurse


Me too, but I am no where near funny enough to write them. I'll be looking forward to reading and voting though!


Try doing what I did. I tried my hardest to write something serious that people would find both sensual and arousing. Most people told me they couldn't stop laughing at it.

You never really know until you try, I say. It doesn't have to be for the competition, but it's good to stretch all our skills sometimes. That's what I think, anyway.
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Quote by lizzy94


Going to attempt to change your mind in this regards by making you wet yourself with laughter smile
Tried to convert my story to 3rd person but it just didn't read right, 1st person it is... bites nails nervously


In that case, I will make the effort to read it. A skilled writer can pull it off *snigger*.

Good luck!
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I can't stand first person (particularly in present tense). Most pieces I've read using that point of view are less than the best, I'm sorry to say. I tried to make friends with it by writing some pieces that way, but I came to the conclusion that I do, indeed, hate it.

I much prefer to read third person, past tense. That way, the author does not attempt to impose their emotions and activity on me. It takes a lot of skill not to irritate me. A good author, in my opinion, will give me an overview of many characters, and not limit their view of action. I understand why others like first person, but I'll actively avoid it.

I wasn't going to enter, but there is a potato up for grabs...

I am really excited to see what you guys produce, since humour and ludicrous stories are what I look for most. I love them.

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DM throws the best parties:





But since it's your birthday (I hope your suction power is good):
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I effing LOVE Gav for how he's made the stories list easier to re-order, by drag/drop. And I effing love him, and Callisto too, for suffering through my audios.

THANK YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOU!!!

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Here is a fucking reminder of the rules.

Quote by sprite
Ok, LMB needed a thread to just rage. Here's the rules.

1) No directing your rage at other members - this is not UFC (sorry, Doll, but it's not!).

2) No directing your rage at the site. Nicola and the mods do an amazing job here and work hard at making it this wonderful and if you don't like it, leave. This is for stuff outside the site. Stuff that you just need to vent about.

3) let it all out about the little things or the big things. That ass who took your parking spot, getting the pink slip, being sick, getting dumped, all of it, just let it go here.

4) You are not allowed to tell anyone not to be angry, to calm down. We feel how we feel. Do not try to reason with the the rage. It needs to be let loose.

5) Don't censor yourself. Let it all out.

6) Be respectful of other peoples rage. Being bitchy in public is scary. Don't belittle anyone. Ok, have fun. smile





(Unrelated rant) Knobheady buggery bollocks to it all (I do feel a bit better though). Get on a bandwagon and fucking stay on it, but I won't be fucking joining you, so fuck off!
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Quote by lizzy94


Its been a slow day today, can you tell? smile



Nommmmmmmm!

I've saved that, thank you.
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Quote by vines
What kind of question is this? I will ask you the same question. Can you feel it building up when you are about to cum on some dude's cock and/or mouth?


It is an interesting question, about which she has been wondering. And I'm glad she asked it, because I've wondered about it too. If you weren't aware, women don't have a penis or any testicles. Therefore, feelings described in stories about equipment we don't have will naturally be a curiousity to some of us. I would have thought, as an empathetic writer, you would be able to provide us with an eloquent, descriptive response.

However, I notice you didn't answer her question. So, what sort of answer was yours? It wasn't that helpful, since many men ask the question of women, how does it feel to orgasm? We are often forthcoming (in more ways than one) with our answers.

Is it not natural that we should desire to know more about your body, which we desire to pleasure and caress? Fie! You deny us this knowledge by returning the question unequalled and neglected. Therefore, it must follow, both our desires shall remain unsated henceforth.

It is a sad day for churning testicles and spurting spunk.

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I'm "walking better"? I just spent ten fucking minutes trying to get out of the fucking bed, and another ten fucking minufes trying to go to the toilet without wetting myself! Yes, i am fucking walking better, because you didn't fucking watch me rolling around like a bloody.ladybird stuck.on its back trying to get up! And "Watch how much codeine I take"? Ffs! It's what the bloody doctor bloody well said, and if you hadn't noticed, I CAN HARDLY FUCKING WALK. I THINK I CAN BE ALLOWED A.FEW.DAYS ON.IT SO I CAN WIPE MY OWN ARSE, DON'T YOU?!

FUcking fuck fuck finking funking buggery bollocks shitting bastardy fucking OW!


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Who/what is Bubba? I got a badge for him/her/it.



I want a cake and cookie forum, please. We get to see people's cooking with cakes and cookies decorated like naughty bits and funny things.
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Quote by DirtyMartini


Why would you need a panic button Miss Sprite? It's the people around you who need the panic button...

And yeah, Stories Space is a great site...and I heard a rumor that the staff is real talented, friendly, helpful and a bunch of other good stuff...


I heard that too, but I got warned off talking with the mucky beverage guy...
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Quote by seekernow
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Subject: Your quote has been ignored

Hi seekernow


We have ignored the above quote.



Reason for ignoring:


Thank you for your first submissions. However, you need to think about how you are coming across to your readers. You have multiple run-on sentences, a distinct lack of paragraphs, and you appear not to have proofread your posting at all.

Please try reading your post out loud, and if possible, ask a friend to be totally honest about why they reckon people might extract the urine when they fail to understand what you're going on about.

Recommended reading:

http://www.lushstories.com/writing-tips/formatting.aspx

http://www.lushstories.com/writing-tips/paragraphs.aspx

http://www.lushstories.com/writing-tips/punctuation.aspx

http://grammar.ccc.commnet.edu/grammar/runons.htm

http://www.lushstories.com//forum/yaf_postst16278_Proofreading-what-is-THAT-all-about.aspx


If you would like to have the post taken seriously, please edit your post to comply with the above and resubmit. If you have been advised the post is not for this site, please do not submit it again.


You can edit your original post by clicking the Edit button at the top right of it.


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Congratulations! I absolutely loved that winning story. First class!

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Quote by Lisa


There was a banner up on the Lush homepage for a while advertising Stories Space but we ended up with a whole lot of adult profiles being set up over there with naked pictures in image galleries and used as avatars. Since SS is for ages sixteen and over it didn't fit with the family-friendly atmosphere we'd been trying to create there, so it was easier just to let people know about the site privately. We were getting all kinds of interesting usernames, too! smile


I love Stories Space. It has a whole different atmosphere and attraction for me. I often seek refuge there when Lush is too much for me. I love the fact that I am able to click on so many stories, and not read about things I find difficult in the way that I usually do on Lush. I love how varied and and humorous so many of the stories are. Humour holds a great attraction for me in my reading, and there is much to choose from there, without having to tip-toe my way through tags to make sure I won't be scared. And there are stories about (non-sex) fairies and funny creatures and stuff.

I particularly love the space it provides for authors to stretch their other skills, and write stories that do not revolve around sex as the main reason for writing. There is a lot of skill over there that we might miss here, purely for the fact that it requires a different purpose for writing than here. I find it interesting to read stories over there from authors who also write here, too. Seeing the range of talent writers possess always fascinates me, and I love Stories Space for it.

I also love the large degree of separation between the two sites, without blatant advertising. I would hate to see them run together, and just become extensions of each other. I'm happy with the way the two sites are run separately. It works very well for me.
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Have either of them changed their user names? That can do it sometimes.
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I have a Galaxy Note. I practised so much on running my finger over the Account button that's second nature now. I put my finger on it, and then sweep down for the menu. Now I know how, it works every time. I do this instead of using the forum option, even though the latter would have been easier to begin with (I didn't know about it then).

However, I do have problems with the Friends Online page, when I'm trying to get the drop-down for PMing, IMing, etc. It's just a lot more persnicketty about when it will drop down, and I have to fiddle with it.
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When I used to talk to somebody who was dear to me (he isn't any more, he's a knobhead), I would sometimes go to the bathroom afterwards (as you do). Then I would discover I was really wet (not the weak bladder kind). I was so happy talking to him that I was so turned on, I didn't even notice. Or... Maybe that was a bad thing. I would have been too shy to say, anyway, even if I did realise at the time.

Bizarrely, I sometimes feel wiggly when I'm going fishing on my own, or moor walking. I think it must be the adrenaline surging. I get all fidgety, and want to wiggle around the place. And it makes me think about shagging sometimes. I sometimes wish I had a fab fisherman mate to go fishing with, because if I could overcome the shyness, I reckon a nice shag (not the sea bird) at a secluded fishing spot would be ace.

When I am sleepy, or feeling cuddly and quiet, I get a sort of spreading warmth from my tummy to my hips and pussy, and I start to throb a bit. That's when I get really wet. But I've usually sorted myself out by the time it starts throbbing without contact. I don't hang about.
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Quote by DirtyMartini


Yeah, they tried that move on me the other day...I like the way it says "Facebook says right now only a small number of people are testing out the program"...nice of them to pick me, makes me feel sorta special...

I can't see that lasting...someone over on the FB team has been smoking some real good stuff...


I love the message they've had on the front sign-in page for months, about Facefudge being free, and "always will be". The small print should be, "...unless you want to send a message to people directly to their inbox, rather than us "helpfully" filtering out what we think they won't find to be life-changing news (it will be, but that's not the point)".

Nicola, I owe you $4.
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Quote by misteryme
I also write the story in a Word document. sometimes i look at mens profiles for a story on other sites..... there is always something to write about. I don't stop for spelling until I'm finished writing. It is a very rough draft, filled with errors. and my grammar/spelling is alway bad. the grammar is where i get lost in. can't always see where to fix it and after daisy or someone els from admin remove`s my storie i just try and try again untill it is right. but i dont give up. from the views i know my stories r good


That is the key. Believe it or not, story verifiers do not remove stories for the fun of it. We would much prefer to be given stories that are in the state required for publishing here.

If we wish to truly be an author (by whatever definition we choose to give it), then we cannot expect it to work by just sitting down and putting a handful of minutes into it.

All authors need to take time stringing their words together, and then make sure those sentences are readable. A story needs to let our minds run away with the world created in it, not the mistakes it has.

Story verifiers don't mind spending what little time we have to help an author who struggles a bit more, as long as they are willing to put the effort in, and the size of the queue allows. Each rejection notice contains advice on how to bring the story to posting quality. It would be much better, and stories would be published much faster, if the authors spent more time before submission in fixing them. We don't like time-wasters.

Again, I suggest that all authors not only proofread and edit their work before submission, but where possible, ask a friend to read it over, too.

Each of us has to work hard with our writing, even if it is in different ways. For some, the hurdle is spelling and/or grammar. For others, it might be interesting ideas. For others it may be difficulty with dialogue or description. We all have at least one, if not many, difficulties to overcome when writing. But if you are seriously wanting to share, that's what you must do.

Your story doesn't have to be perfect to be a good story. But it should be an improvement in some way, from the last story.

"What makes an author one of the best? In my opinion, it somebody who is not afraid to learn, grow, take criticism and risks, and resolutely draws their readers into their world. You can watch them change and blossom with each piece offered, and walk alongside them on their journey. Those authors I aspire to be like, are those who are not afraid to let us watch their progress, whether stumbling or steadfast. They welcome us with open arms, and we are captivated as they entwine us in their words. Take my hand and guide me, then. I am not afraid to follow. "
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Some of us lasses have well over the generally accepted "more than a handful is a waste" size of breasts. For those of us who have to suffer bad backs, expensive scaffolding, and people talking to our breasts instead of our faces, what other non-sexual/feeding uses have you found your boobies have?

Here's just a few I've discovered:

Shelf for plates, drinks and other objects when hands are full.
Ledge for holding small sleeping people when trying to tidy up and cuddle all at once.
Drinks holder (between them).
Extra leverage when fitting six metres of eight ounce wadding into a small bag.
Shape for modelling potential dress straps and corset cups against.
Helping to hold fishing line taught when tying rigs.
Cushioning against bus sides when crammed in with a crowd.
Pressing car horn when struggling with large map whilst waiting for a slow passenger.
Leverage to open a door when hands are full.
Makeshift desk when there's no surface to write on paper.
Cushioning against ground when taking nature close-ups with camera.
Camera rest when tripod is not available.
Prop-up for a poorly back when sleeping on tummy and needing a comfy angle.
Book rest.


There are others, of course, but I don't want to stop anybody else contributing. Do you guys have any non-sexual uses for boobies?
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Quote by Haineko
so my mother got back to me and it went about how I thought it would. I ended up calling her which was a fucking mistake. At the end she had managed to turn the entire conversation around to being about her and still wasn't able to tell me she would support me & be there for me.

Now if you will allow me to I am going to use a word I hate and only say to describe the most disgusting woman on the planet *my mother is a cunt* and I just don't want her in my life anymore




You have had much longer to come to terms with this than your mother has. There are many thoughts and emotions that she will have to work through, just as you have, and will have to.

Yes, you need her support, but also remember that this is probably a big shock to her. She is of a different time and generation to you, and whilst it is no excuse for not standing by one's child, do remember that she will have her own issues to work through, not neccessarily to do with you. These can include how she was raised, what she is used to, how her default brain patterns work, and what she dreamed of when she saw your future in her head.

People never do what we expect them to, and I humbly suggest, without knowing the situation, that you give her time to let the news sink in, ask her own questions (either of you or medical experts, etc), and remember that you have had longer to deal with this drastic life change than she has.

She needs time to understand that she is not losing a child she thought she had, but is gaining one who will be transforming into a shape they are comfortable in.

I admit, I don't know a huge amount about your situation and where you will be travelling. But I do know that those who know you in your present shape need time to come to terms with the outward manifestation of who is inside you, just as you are doing.

Answers cannot always be instant. We are here for you, even if the final outcome for your mother is that she doesn't understand. Please give her time. It may be all she needs.

Love Daisy.



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Quote by technix
I am an Asian guy (but I think I speak good English smile which is very proud for me.) that is quite shy to girls about relationships. I am quite open to girls and are brave to talk to them, but what I dare to do is only to make good friends with them, not a relationship. I don't know if it is due to the social pressure from my physical size and/or my interest.

I am almost 1.85m (6'1") but weights almost 135kg (300lbs). I am passionate about computer technology, trying to get a degree in it, and am already a licensed engineer in my country (licensed before I finished high school!)

If you have any questions, please follow up this thread and ask.


Personally, I don't care what you look like. I care about whether you are kind, honest, and considerate. I love to laugh, so if you have a sense of humour, or at least don't patronise me for mine, then I would not mind one way or the other.

You will find that many on here care about your looks and size, and they openly say so. But others of us don't.

I am very shy too, so if you had less confidence than me (that's difficult), then we would struggle in a relationship.

But in my opinion, if you are kind, honest, considerate, and share your cookies, I would say you have no reason not to be confident about who you are. Others may say things to you about your size and/or shyness, but as far as I'm concerned, I would want to know the man inside the outer shell who is hiding behind the shyness, however long that might take.

Unless you're a mean, selfish or nasty person, you have no reason to feel bad about yourself, in my opinion, despite what other shallow or cruel people might tell you about yourself. That's how I feel.
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*Image removed by Rage Patrol* JUST SHUT THE FUCKING FUCK UP, FFS!

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH! *Image removed by Rage Patrol*




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Gingerbread Lover
I have nothing but respect and admiration for those who are able to be sure and open about their inner self. I wish you joy and great happiness on your journey through life. Each of us must walk our own path, and I admire your strength and bravery in walking yours.
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