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Over 90 days ago
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Gingerbread Lover
I just bung it in a private message or email it. I write it to myself on here or the blue site first, so all the weird things Word does to the formatting is stripped out anyway, and I have a copy I can always access without getting found out.
When co-authoring, one of us typed, whilst we wrote it together over , and then the other checked it from a message when it was done.
When co-authoring, one of us typed, whilst we wrote it together over , and then the other checked it from a message when it was done.
Gingerbread Lover
It seems Poundland are branching out, and selling vibrators now. I wonder if the next Youtube challenge will be "The Poundland Sex Toy Challenge". The nominees have to see how many they can fit in their orifices (all holes allowed and encouraged). 
Poundland geddin' you jiggy widdit...
Poundland geddin' you jiggy widdit...
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Quote by Byron999
It'd be useful to be able to delete a post in forums, groups and chat. Only being able to edit doesn't allow for retraction of a statement made when you realise that you misinterpreted or over-reacted to a comment (or just made an inane remark you've reconsidered and regret) --- not that I have ever done any such thing myself of course... but just in case someone did! ;)
To wipe all written memory of a mistake is nice. But with the edit function, it does give you chance to state that you regret or re-thought your mistake. That shows, in my opinion, strength of character. Plus, it allows the threads to keep a vague system of continuity and clarity for future readers, even if the posts have been heavily edited.
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Dammit. A couple more tit pics to Dan, and I would have got that date! 
I'd also like to see collaborative stories show on both authors' pages, please. I don't think my former co-writer visits here anymore, so I'm still not listed as having contributed. It was an experience writing them with somebody else, though!
I'd also like to see collaborative stories show on both authors' pages, please. I don't think my former co-writer visits here anymore, so I'm still not listed as having contributed. It was an experience writing them with somebody else, though!
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Quote by Desperate_Dan
No, ignore sarcasm. Sarcasm is the lowest form of wit. Don't go there. I sink to those depths occasionally, when feeling dejected and letdown.
Let's stand up for what we believe and have a good laugh. What's life without fun?
I'm very short, so I get on with low wit very well, thank you. Fancy a date?
Sorry for the hijack, MM. Over and out.
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Quote by Desperate_Dan
I was serious when I said "that gets them going".
Going straight out the door, that is. That'll explain why I'm still single. I'll get the hang of it someday. I'm pretty good when I put my mind to things.
We need a Sarcasm font so I don't miss it.
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Quote by Desperate_Dan
Myself, on a first date, I act cool and aloof, and respond to questions with one word answers such as "cool" or "whatever" and run my fingers through my hair every now and then. You mark my words, that gets them going.
That would get me going home. Quickly. On my own. Or is that just if you don't like them?MMonroe, it's good to see you here again. I'm the worst person for dating knowledge, but my advice is to be outright about things. I would offer a couple of suitable times, and say I hope I'm not being pushy. If he responds favourably, you get a date.
If he doesn't, being wary of somebody isn't always a bad thing. I would give him the time and space to turn up at my work at some point. If he's got an ounce of decency, in my opinion, he'll either move forward with you, or he'll be clear he doesn't want to.
Personally, I'd treat the situation as a "probably not going to happen, but I'm open if it is" thing. But then, I'm single (that's probably ome of the reasons why). I think the worst thing is waiting and wondering, but for some people, they need time to adjust and get used to an idea before embarking on something or getting to know somebody even as a friend. Maybe he's shy. I'd give him the benefit of the doubt to start with, and see what time brings.
Good luck!
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Quote by stephanie
Great... Now English people are taking the piss out my accent PHONETICALY...
I'd SPLAY you across my writer's desk you curly haberdash fuck...
xx SF
Oh, shut up. You love it.
It's certainly never been beyond you to mock my own accent. 
Plus, I don't have curls, nor am I in the haberdashery business any more. Now give over and wroite a story.
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In no particular order, and bearing in mind that I hardly ever read, here are some of my favourites:
Saga
Sisyphus
Mazza
Elitfromnorth
crazydiamond
LauraLee_sugah
Frank Lee
Each of them has the power to engage me, let me "see" the world they're writing about (not always a good thing if pussy juice grosses you out), and they write in such a way that I don't think I'm reading. It's more of an experience. I wish they'd all write more non-sex stuff, too, on the blue site. And some of them just have me rolling about laughing. That'll get me every time.
Finally, I'd have mentioned Stephanie, but I wouldn't want to be another notch on his Wroiter's desk.
Saga
Sisyphus
Mazza
Elitfromnorth
crazydiamond
LauraLee_sugah
Frank Lee
Each of them has the power to engage me, let me "see" the world they're writing about (not always a good thing if pussy juice grosses you out), and they write in such a way that I don't think I'm reading. It's more of an experience. I wish they'd all write more non-sex stuff, too, on the blue site. And some of them just have me rolling about laughing. That'll get me every time.
Finally, I'd have mentioned Stephanie, but I wouldn't want to be another notch on his Wroiter's desk.
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Quote by stephanie
DO NOT GIVE ME THAT SHIT!!!
I'm NOT going to play to THE EGO you'll DENY you have!!! (You are as YOU WERE one of the most ORIGINAL voices WE EVER HAD HERE!!!) I FUCKING USED YOU TO MAKE MY SHIT BETTER!!!
And if you've DONE IT ONCE then you CAN DO IT AGAIN!!!
We ALL GO THROUGH THIS SHIT!
(YOU are no fucking different and YOU KNOW I love you!)
xx SF
Sod off, you Irish cunt.
Gingerbread Lover
I'm on quite a few medicines at the moment, for quite a few things. I used to write, draw, sew and make things all the time. Those activities have aided me in getting better from depression in the past, but the drugs I have been taking seem to have squashed any creative light in me. It's more than just the illness; it really is the drugs.
I'm currently attending an art course one day a week, and it's a battle to even get there, even with a support system, let alone actually concentrating enough to understand the tutor.
I feel like all my creativity fell out. I have no words for writing, no strength for painting, and no energy for picking up scissors. I know that the activities I loved to do once are good for me now, and could help me heal. These meds have switched off everything I once used to fall back on for something positive.
Is anybody else dealing with this issue, and has anything helped you cope with it? I don't mind PMs if you prefer.
Thank you for your time.
I'm currently attending an art course one day a week, and it's a battle to even get there, even with a support system, let alone actually concentrating enough to understand the tutor.
I feel like all my creativity fell out. I have no words for writing, no strength for painting, and no energy for picking up scissors. I know that the activities I loved to do once are good for me now, and could help me heal. These meds have switched off everything I once used to fall back on for something positive.
Is anybody else dealing with this issue, and has anything helped you cope with it? I don't mind PMs if you prefer.
Thank you for your time.
Gingerbread Lover
Quote by stephanie
You, MISS CUDDLEBUNCH, were QUITE THE STAR when you came here some years ago!!! (My GOD, we couldn't get her knickers off quickly enough!!!)
xx SF
Nicola: "You didn't get her knickers off..."
Daisy: "No, Nicola, he didn't!"
Nicola: "I think MILIK did in the end..."
Daisy: "*GIGGLES!*
Me: "Oh, fuck off the lot of you!"
Every star burns out eventually, some sooner than others.
And Milik never tried to get my knickers off. Maybe he didn't like the colour. Maybe I'll write a piece about unrequited under-underwear yearning...
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My first thought about this thread was, no way! If people read it, then they form an opinion, and I'm paranoid! Noooooo!
And then I thought, feck it. The only story I'm even vaguely proud of is "Disciplining Frank Leigh". I'd been here long enough to learn what made stereotypical erotica-reading people tick (in my own opinion, obviously), and I took those ideas to write something that may (or may not) be a tongue-in-facial-cheek story. I like comedy and funny stuff, and for anybody who didn't find it funny, chances are, it was them I was writing about. 
If you can be bovverred, it has audio, too. https://www.lushstories.com/stories/humor/disciplining-frank-leigh.aspx It's the one story I would be happy to share with people, as it's just my take on the world of Lush writers as I saw it then.
And then I thought, feck it.
The only story I'm even vaguely proud of is "Disciplining Frank Leigh". I'd been here long enough to learn what made stereotypical erotica-reading people tick (in my own opinion, obviously), and I took those ideas to write something that may (or may not) be a tongue-in-facial-cheek story. I like comedy and funny stuff, and for anybody who didn't find it funny, chances are, it was them I was writing about. If you can be bovverred, it has audio, too. https://www.lushstories.com/stories/humor/disciplining-frank-leigh.aspx It's the one story I would be happy to share with people, as it's just my take on the world of Lush writers as I saw it then.
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I once stuck my tongue out at the Queen Mother, and she saw me (she made us all stay out of the way so her car could get past).
And I made a point of turning my back to Margaret Thatcher, and she saw me (she stole my milk and closed the Egyptian exhibit at the museum on the only day we were able to go, just so she could ponce around with some of her mates).
I was under the age of ten both times, and I'd do it again if I could.
And I made a point of turning my back to Margaret Thatcher, and she saw me (she stole my milk and closed the Egyptian exhibit at the museum on the only day we were able to go, just so she could ponce around with some of her mates).
I was under the age of ten both times, and I'd do it again if I could.
