Quote by wolverinejr25
its 50/50...I don't want them to be shy or embarrassed to do it...I'd say its more the comfortable thing...and just getting to the bottom of the phrase that "women don't fart"
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Shylass
Over 90 days ago
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Gingerbread Lover
Quote by niki_angel_777
hiya
i don't know how to say this...:/
i have this friend who i met at a photoshoot last year, when he was still 16 going on 17...he was the photographer's son. the photographer was a friend of mine who i knew from high school and he had agreed to take nude pics of me. long story short, i teased his son all day long, felt so wrong and dirty...but oh so right....i ended up fucking him.
shortly after that, i turned lesbian. i had been hurt by too many guys to even look at them in a sexual way ever again :/
i never stopped caring for that boy though...we still keep in touch...he's turning 18 in just over 2 weeks and, even though it is TERRIBLY selfish of me, i'd like to ask whoever is willing a favour...
i could promise you that i would be your personal sex slave/roleplayer/friend for, like, ever if you helped me...please?
inbox me if you're interested
You've shared so much already, why not just outright ask what you want on the open forum? I presume you will be looking for somebody to do him some kind of service to assuage your guilt feelings of now being lesbian, thereby hurting him because you don't want to be with him? Or will you be wanting a third for a short-term 18th birthday ménage à trois?
Lovely first post - welcome to the forums!
Gingerbread Lover
Today was CRAPPETTY CRAP (on a stick), but whilst I feel like I have gone through the mill and been wrung out, and pegged limply on a washing line, my friends have managed to shine a little light, and it helped.
I still feel really, really crap. But it helped.
Thank you for making me smile too.
I still feel really, really crap. But it helped.
Thank you for making me smile too.
Gingerbread Lover
Quote by TheDevilsWeakness
I think this was the thread I needed yesterday... Miss Daisy was so kind to listen to me vent
And the song I was listening to yesterday for that mood somewhere between ARGH and GRRRR was:
Ah, you can't beat listening to somebody else's vent to make you feel better.
Gingerbread Lover
Quote by DirtyMartini
I found it as well...I don't think it's private, but you should be able to just cover it over with a piece of black tape or something and no one will see it...
Does that help?
(Sssssh, I don't want anybody to know I only have yours on mine.
) 
) 
Gingerbread Lover
I haven't picked any of them. I'm so quick at it, I don't actually have time to think about a person, other than some faceless person in my head wanting to be with me. And by the time I've thought that, it's over and done with. I don't think of people I know, or wish I knew, as my imagination is so vivid that if I run with it, I would probably create them into a person they aren't, and find it strange that they react very differently to things I say and do around them. It's not safe for me to think about real people; I would be scared they knew I'd thought about them like that.
I haven't really watched porn; I feel uncomfortable about the little I have seen, like I'm intruding or something. A good writer makes me feel like that too. I read the stories quite clinically. Sometimes an image they create might make my mind wander randomly at a separate time, and I get a bit wiggly if I think about it, but I tend not to. The pictures on peoples' walls make me feel embarrassed, like I shouldn't be looking, or it's like a train wreck - I can't look away because I'm horrified at the size of stuff people can fit in them.
I don't have a partner, and I don't chat about sexy stuff with people. I either feel wiggly, or I don't. And if I do, I just deal with it. I'm not used to sharing sexual things with people, which is why my story writing has been a huge journey for me. It's not stuff I know much about, or am used to, or am comfortable with. But I would like to be; I'd like to be normal, if there is such a thing.
That's why I enjoy the forums here so much, trying to understand what normal people do and like and think about.
I haven't really watched porn; I feel uncomfortable about the little I have seen, like I'm intruding or something. A good writer makes me feel like that too. I read the stories quite clinically. Sometimes an image they create might make my mind wander randomly at a separate time, and I get a bit wiggly if I think about it, but I tend not to. The pictures on peoples' walls make me feel embarrassed, like I shouldn't be looking, or it's like a train wreck - I can't look away because I'm horrified at the size of stuff people can fit in them.
I don't have a partner, and I don't chat about sexy stuff with people. I either feel wiggly, or I don't. And if I do, I just deal with it. I'm not used to sharing sexual things with people, which is why my story writing has been a huge journey for me. It's not stuff I know much about, or am used to, or am comfortable with. But I would like to be; I'd like to be normal, if there is such a thing.
That's why I enjoy the forums here so much, trying to understand what normal people do and like and think about. 
Gingerbread Lover
Do you know, I was just all "I am soooo sad and grumpy, but I have nowhere to post, as it doesn't fit "Meh" or "Rage Cage".
And now I have this! WOOOO! Thank you! Oh wait.... 
I'm all, grrrr, and
, and grrrrrr, and feck off, and , and tomorrow is going to be CRAPPETTY CRAP. On a stick.
I just want fish and chips and Haagen Dazs Dulce du leche and a cuddle until I fall asleep with a sexy lad that fancies me, and I can't have any of those.
And now I have this! WOOOO! Thank you!
Oh wait.... I'm all, grrrr, and
, and grrrrrr, and feck off, and , and tomorrow is going to be CRAPPETTY CRAP. On a stick. I just want fish and chips and Haagen Dazs Dulce du leche and a cuddle until I fall asleep with a sexy lad that fancies me, and I can't have any of those.
Gingerbread Lover
The whole "wine and dine" thingy just makes me uncomfortable and want to run away. It makes me think of having to get dressed up and look stunning (not something I can do), the bloke having to put himself out for me and keep me happy. I'd rather we just got a bag of fish and chips each, and wandered along the beach, with both of us as relaxed and comfy as possible.
And a full-on snog in the sand dunes after would be proper yummy too.
I'm not really sure about the "ravishing" bit. 
And a full-on snog in the sand dunes after would be proper yummy too.
I'm not really sure about the "ravishing" bit. 
Gingerbread Lover
Quote by 2muchass
Do you prefer the bad boys or the sensitive, funny nice guys?
The bad boys I know are complete knobheads. I love nice funny guys who have the ability to be a knob, but don't, because they have control and aren't selfish - the ones who care about other people as well as themselves. A sense of mystique is fun and sexy, but if he's a git with it, I would rather know a more open (some would say boring), but kind, lad any day.
Gingerbread Lover
Quote by Gurlyboy
lol I love Happy Time (I love that terminology btw, it's so appropriate) but it's scandalous that people know more about mine than I know about theirs
Have you been in the Ask the Gals/Guys forums recently? There's quite a bit of various Happy Time information divulged in there at times.
Gingerbread Lover
Quote by Gurlyboy
I generally wank with my curtains shut but I suppose you could be right if there's a wee gap in the curtains. I've never taken any steps to get rid of birds but generally shouting "get tae fuck!" helps.
I can't believe how much I know about your Happy Time.
Gingerbread Lover
Quote by Gurlyboy
Yay, I'm glad you finished! Nothing more satisfying than a job well done
I think it was sore because I've been doing more abdominal exercises of the non sexual kind lately, just simple muscle fatigue. Rest will help.
I've got this magpie that pecks at my window. Probably shouldn't keep my lovely shiny speakers there. Of course I have no more room for them so no choice to, I just wish the damned thing would bugger off. Have you noticed though that the birds don't seem to sing tunes any more but just make a fucking cacophonous racket?
Yes, the feckers. Have you tried hanging old CDs from the window with a string attached so you can waggle them when you see a bird? It scares them off. Even the magpies.
Mind you, if you're wanking near the window, maybe they think it's huge fat juicy worm?
Gingerbread Lover
Quote by Gurlyboy
My friends seem to be fucking depressed. All they ever do is whine and moan and ask advice. What about me? What happens when I want advice? I'm the single one, yet relationship advice is all I give. What makes them think I know everything? Sure, I list psychology as one of my likes but I don't wanna be psychofuckinganalysing my friends all the time. Yeah, I got my family to talk to but sometimes I feel like I'm being a burden on them, so I don't bother, which turns to intense feelings and heartache. JUST STOP ASKING MY ADVICE, I'M NOT A FUCKING PSYCHOLOGIST!!!! I may be a fucking pathological loony by the time I'm finished doling out advice and listening to their depressing tales. Now don't read me wrong, I don't mind giving advice just not all the fucking time. Just back off a wee bit sometimes. Maybe smoke a fucking joint? Chill, bitches, stop asking me inane question to which you already know the answers.
I FUCKING FEEL YOUR PAIN, LAD! (The person who I think will think this applies to them, this does not apply to you, there's a difference).
I just fucking stepped in stinking cat poo whist I mowed the fecking lawn. AAAAAAAAAARGH!
Gingerbread Lover
Quote by TheDevilsWeakness
You should be ashamed of yourself... and banned. is not allowed to be discussed in the forums. Nor is even hinting at .
I already replied to his other thread in the Guys section.
Quote by Shazam
Was it with your husbands best friend? your stepfather? your best friend's husband? your friend's teenage daughter, *edited by admin*? who? What's the most forbidden sexual experience you've ever had?
Please remember discussions of any kind to do with (and underage) sex are banned in the forums.
Quote by Nicola
We allow stories on lush - they are story fantasies, whose characters are consenting adults.
It is a deeply subject, and the stories are a fantasy, nothing more. We do not allow recollections of REAL incestuous activities.
Discussing in the Forums, Chat Rooms, Profiles, Comment areas etc is not allowed on lushstories.com.
http://www.lushstories.com/forum/yaf_postst21574_Incest--our-Official-stance-on-the-subject.aspx
Gingerbread Lover
YAYYYYYYYYYYYYY! I done diddly done it and finishy finished it!
How are your muscles, lad? Have you tried doing that intensity on a more regular basis, so that your muscles are more used to it (please don't give me the details)?
I have that issue with the birds too. We have a flat roof, and not only do they sing REALLY LOUDLY, but the gulls scamper up and down too. GRRRR!
How are your muscles, lad? Have you tried doing that intensity on a more regular basis, so that your muscles are more used to it (please don't give me the details)?
I have that issue with the birds too. We have a flat roof, and not only do they sing REALLY LOUDLY, but the gulls scamper up and down too. GRRRR!
Gingerbread Lover
Quote by TraceyAmes
Women do not fart, they simply pass wind politely. Like a few others here, I represent the SBD type as well. Especially after devilled eggs or a good hot curry. Hubby has a Sabbath once a week from sex and its always after a curried meal.
Apart from the odour, the only other give-away is when swimming underwater.
WHERE HAVE ALL THE FISH GONE?
LMAO! Did you know most of the commonly consumed fish are what we call "bottom feeders", like bass, plaice, haddock, bream, cod and pollack (oh, and sharks). They thrive on the crap that comes out of sewage pipes, so I would say that farting whilst swimming is a better alternative to what we call ground-baiting and rubby-dubby - it puts scent out in the water to attract the fish from great distances.
Gingerbread Lover
Quote by Shazam
Was it with your husbands best friend? your stepfather? your best friend's husband? your friend's teenage daughter, *edited by admin*? who? What's the most forbidden sexual experience you've ever had?
Please remember discussions of any kind to do with (and underage) sex are banned in the forums.
Quote by Nicola
We allow stories on lush - they are story fantasies, whose characters are consenting adults.
It is a deeply subject, and the stories are a fantasy, nothing more. We do not allow recollections of REAL incestuous activities.
Discussing in the Forums, Chat Rooms, Profiles, Comment areas etc is not allowed on lushstories.com.
http://www.lushstories.com/forum/yaf_postst21574_Incest--our-Official-stance-on-the-subject.aspx
Gingerbread Lover
Quote by Buz
Ladies specialize in SBD's. Silent But Deadly.
You don't know it is out there. No sound forewarning. Then it hits you like a locomotive and knocks you off your feet. Your eyes cross and water. Your nose twitches in rebellion. Your ears wiggle, face contorts, and your hair stands straight up. Your throat closes shut. "Get me outta here, I need some fresh air!"
Just as well I'm not a lady, or I'd have to disagree with you. You get a warning from me, so you know what's about to happen, and I face downwind of you. I'm proud of the bigger ones, they make me laugh. I don't do it if people don't like it, but the people I know think it's funny too. There should be more joy in the world.
Gingerbread Lover
Quote by rrr444
Would love to hear a few sentences from everyone describing what their orgasm feels like.
This thread may or may not be of some help to you...
http://www.lushstories.com/forum/yaf_postst23656_How-To-Describe-A-Female-Orgasm.aspx
And for the record, mine feel proper lovely.
