Quote by DirtyMartini


Wow...I'm amazed that Gav didn't take care of that right away...I hope he's alright...

How about a Ginga Bear emoticon?

I love you, Dirty.

I found out why Gav didn't do it (as if he had other actual important things to be dealing with...). It's because him and his mate totally nommed all the emoticons and are having to dig the remaining few out.

Quote by crazydiamond

I'll do it in the morning daisy just watching the tennis

I love you, Crazy. Mother is watching the tennis and going on about Andy Murray this, Cliff Richard that, blah blah blah. How's your hangover?

And I'm all, meh. I don't care, I'm bored now. I am going to try and write a story just so I'm not tuned into the crowd sounds of people trying to make something I find incredibly boring a bit more exciting (because it's not working). Meh.

Quote by Dancing_Doll


If you ever feel uncomfortable with a chat, then you should end it there... tell them your computer connection is on the fritz, you just got an important phone call, you have to do something, make something up if you don't want to just come out and say "sorry, I'm just not into this." You're here to have a good time - you're not obligated to make sure some other stranger has a good time. And if the person gets rude or starts pressing you, just tell them that DD will come and beat them up if they don't lay off it.

Thing with this site is - just because someone is here doesn't mean they're into cyber or have to be into it. Some people are just here for the writing component of the site. Others are into sex and have a high sex drive and like talking about it but don't do the 'chat-and-wank' with random online strangers. If people have other stuff on the go, it holds little appeal. Everyone is different.

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theres your line shy...or right before even. and if they push just come tell me and ill poke em in the eye ;)

Ta. Thing is, I don't really know where my line is, and it can be different on different days, or depending on who it is. I prefer the outright idiots who go all out to get me to say and share things, because I can tell them where to go easily, but I really don't like the people who cultivate a friendship and then try to manipulate me into sharing things or giving what I'm not happy to. That makes me blame myself for both being an idiot, and not being sure how to deal with it. I know it's only virtual, but it does affect me like it would in the real world. And that makes me cross with myself for being a plonker.

Thank you for the post, Dancing_Doll, it is easy to blur the lines between the two sometimes (at least for me, anyway - I'm never really sure of things often).

Quote by DirtyMartini
This thread begs the question...do we have a proper meh emoticon here on Lush? I sense a pressing need...

Here are some choices...

The Crazydiamond Button would be my first choice. I bet she'd add a face in... CRAZYYYYYYYY! May we have a Lush Meh face, please?









EDIT: Something like this?

Quote by Sensei

But if the scenario was changed to a woman being woken up for sex by someone other than who she thought in a dark room, there'd be no question that that was .

That's an unacceptable double-standard, in my view.

Agreed, and disgusted! Why do so many people seem to think sexual assault is okay? It isn't! Consent is needed.


sexual as·sault
noun \-ə-ˈsȯlt\
Definition of SEXUAL ASSAULT
: illegal sexual contact that usually involves force upon a person without consent or is inflicted upon a person who is incapable of giving consent (as because of age or physical or mental incapacity) or who places the assailant (as a family friend) in a position of trust or authority

http://www.merriam-webster.com/medical/sexual%20assault


This would include somebody sleeping and/or who believes the assailant (because that is what they are) to be somebody else. That's fraud, FFS!

Quote by beeper726
If I truly did like her, I would put up with just about anything. But at some point resentment might set in and I wouldn't want to hurt her by being impatient.

And yes I have said things that may have been hurtful to a woman, and I wouldnt take them back. She asked what I thought and I told her, I wasnt being rude, just truthful.

Thnak you for responding.

I know I haven't been very clear, sorry. It's difficult to put into words. I don't mean things where you are asked for an opinion (although I like to think my mates would be as tactful as I would be with them if it's not good news! ). I meant things that you might not even necessarily think are true, but you knew it would specifically hurt them, for whatever reason you had. Like, you spent months and months telling them one thing about themselves, and then suddenly just turned on them and said everything the opposite to what you had previously said. I don't really want to be more specific than that, sorry. Things you said just to hurt her. I guess it depends on the people, probably, and now I'm just waffling on like a pillock, sorry.

Quote by overmykneenow
Unfortunately in modern writing it just tends to look a bit wonky. It's not helped by the fact that it's most commonly used these days in pub conversations, usually about football (soccer)

"So, yeah, he turns 'round to me and starts givin' it all that." "He gets the ball, cuts inside, leaves the defender lookin' like a fish in a tree and bang! Back of the net."

I use this technique all the time when doing impressions of my shop customers for people

Perhaps the story did seem a little mixed up to the mod who got it? Or maybe it just didn't seem to flow? Did the mod give you any more idea over what the issue was?

Quote by TheDevilsWeakness


Even this is overpriced...
I read two chapters at a friends place (Yes, two... I had hoped it would get better... I was disappointed) and I came to the conclusion it would be better used as tinder for my outdoor BBQ.

I take it you're not going to see the film, then?

PS The shop was asking for £2.50.

Quote by cumonmesweetpuss
i dont know her but i like it
oh my yes

The stabilisers seem smaller than the ones I used to have on my bike. And where are the glittery streamers for the handlebars?

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I hope that helps.

Yes, thank you very much.

Quote by Gurlyboy


That's good. Though I am really easily impressed. Ever seen a ginger sheep? Times like that, I wish I'd taken my camera, it was somewhat surreal.

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I haven't read these but I guess it's safe to say that EL James is the new Stephenie Meyer.

Quote by Graham_X
It does make me wonder about the state of my subconscious lol.

I think a lot of us around here have that problem! Good work!

Dirtymartini, I am trying so hard to think of a brilliant comeback for your version of my waffling crap I called a poem. But I don't think there is one, since your version is ace!

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Hmm I hope the sheep play nicely (better than the border brutes anyway)

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Oh dash it, I knew I must have taken a wrong turning when I got strip searched for no fathomable reason.

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That's it, I'm fitting an engine to my bike. Here I come!

I remembered about half an hour before I left work, and then at the end of my shift, I had to run for the bus, so... Still don't have it.

By the way, you should have turned left at the border control, and you could have sneaked through without your passport.

Quote by eviotis

I bet you smell like fruit salad.

Everybody who's posted on here so far smells proper yummy!

Quote by StillUndecided
Lol. I'll just go hide in my corner now.

I wouldn't - we can find you easily.

Quote by Gurlyboy


Noooo, I want my fudge. *Stomps* lol next time, I swear...

Quote by mangawhai12
upskirts is my most enjoyable pastime has enybody got photos of self or others that enjoy the voyeur of an upskirt view?

Quote by Gurlyboy


Yes please mmm creamy fudge

Open wide, love...

TOO LATE! I have nommed it all (and now feel really sick, but mmmmm.....).