Quote by Gurlyboy
I went for a walk today and felt meh. I came home and felt meh. It just feels like a meh day today.
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Shylass
Over 90 days ago
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Gingerbread Lover
It's probably just me, but sometimes I just feel... meh. *Meh*
I don't feel much like chatting to random strangers, my friends don't seem to be online (or are avoiding me), I'm lonely but I don't want company, I have to bling up my new work shoes but I can't be arsed, there's nowt that really gets my juices flowing in the writing sense, it's too hot to garden, I'm very sleepy but can't go to bed yet, and I just don't know what to do with myself. Any suggestions just results in...
So I thought I'd like a Meh thread. Feel free never to bother reading, but it's a place I can do whatever I feel like when I'm all... meh. If you feel meh, please feel meh-ly free to join in, or just do your own meh thing.
Meh.
I don't feel much like chatting to random strangers, my friends don't seem to be online (or are avoiding me), I'm lonely but I don't want company, I have to bling up my new work shoes but I can't be arsed, there's nowt that really gets my juices flowing in the writing sense, it's too hot to garden, I'm very sleepy but can't go to bed yet, and I just don't know what to do with myself. Any suggestions just results in...
So I thought I'd like a Meh thread. Feel free never to bother reading, but it's a place I can do whatever I feel like when I'm all... meh. If you feel meh, please feel meh-ly free to join in, or just do your own meh thing.
Meh.
Gingerbread Lover
Quote by magnificent1rascal
Alrighty then, Maggie is in the birdhouse: http://www.twitter.com/@Maggie1Rascal
See you there soon!
I be following yooooooooooou. I think.
It's not like Facebook, I don't know how to write on your wall. I don't think there are walls. Everybody can see everybody's bits, but everybody's bits seem... less. Or something. 
Gingerbread Lover
Quote by shadowcat
I hate mu butt. I cover it up at all opportunities. It is fat and my hips have ALL the evidence of childbirth!
A lot of women are self concious and we shouldn't be made to feel bad by telling us you want to look at our buts. To me that is mt WORST nightmare. I hope i am not the only one who is brave enough to admit this.
I cover mine up, but it is completely obviously still there. Some asses are so big that people aren't looking at them because they are attractive to the eye. They look because they are trying to work out how to use the wide-screen function on their cameraphone so they can post it Facebook entitled "Yo Momma's Ass".
Now, what work did that stop you from doing? 
Gingerbread Lover
Could we please have a Lush Loyal button like crazydiamond's amazing Lush Pussy (oh dear, that sounds so naughty!) and Lush Button? It's to be superimposed or fakey-watermarked onto the stories in some way so anybody scraping the site, or whatever it is they do only get messages like "LOYAL TO LUSH" when they try to nick the stories, or they see the Lush Pussy, or something.
Impractical, yes, but I would really love one, please. And I have been a very good girl this year, so Santa, if you are reading, you know what to do!
LOYAL
Impractical, yes, but I would really love one, please. And I have been a very good girl this year, so Santa, if you are reading, you know what to do!
LOYAL
Gingerbread Lover
Quote by Guest
No I can't remeber the last time I actually talked to a friend on the phone! sure I talk to them in real life but my cell is always blitzing and buzzing with notifications! On a few occasions I have been notified of a status update or pic made by someone I was hanging out with! Its cray!
as for what twitter is: Its bassically the status update feature on facebook only more widley used and has hashtags(#) but thats a pretty advanced concept for someone who doesn't truly understand what twitter is lol.
AAAAAAAARGH! Fred has eaten another member!
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Quote by nextdoorgirl
LOL The refrences to hipsters can be found here:http://www.cracked.com/funny-4573-hipster/ (also some laughs can be found there too)
Thank you very much for the link, but I am still catching up on all the day's Lush postings. Already had a lot of laughs (some obviously unintentional).
EDIT: Are you on Twitter? My poor braincell can't scroll back and find out!
Gingerbread Lover
Quote by nextdoorgirl
Its really great, only the number of hipsters on it who think they are pros because they set their iphone down on the counter and snapped a pic of the newest indie album recomonded by pitchfork.com really irks me!
I see words I know. And yet I have no idea what you are trying to communicate.
I'm getting old.
Gingerbread Lover
Quote by Dudealicious
Seems like you are trying to up your stock, and get more hits on your profile with how many times you refer to . Naaaa you wouldn't do that bigguns would you? Oh wait, Rocco? No Thebaer? Shit!!!!
I thought about starting a thread about what is, but I think it's too advanced a concept for me.
Gingerbread Lover
Quote by Hyourinmaru
I would never ignore you
Fanks.
Quote by freakycactus
I've written a couple of stories since and neither were written with the readers in mind, it's too much pressure to write with them in mind. It's easier to just let your imagination come up with an initial idea and then watch the story appear in front of you as your fingers tap away at the keyboard.
Once it's been submitted I hope it will be published, once it's on the site I hope people will enjoy it. As for how they enjoy it? I don't give it too much thought.
I completely agree. I have only tried twice to write for the actual readers. My more popular stories are mostly the ones I wrote because I felt like it, rather than what I thought others would like.
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Quote by perfectlysexual46
Are we of the time's that we look down our nose at these things?
Personally I love it when I'm walking with someone and his hand rests on my back. Or as we walk along he takes my hand in his. I still believe in romance, chivalry and that most of these men are a dying breed.
I love holding hands.
As long as he walks on my right. Seriously, I can't walk straight at the best of times, and if he stands on my left, I tend to veer that way and fall over my feet more. 
Gingerbread Lover
Quote by DirtyMartini
Though somehow I can't help but wonder...if someone would call in sick to work just to read about sex, I wonder what they would do if they actually had a chance to have sex? Just sayin'
I'd tell them I was off sick for the rest of the year, obviously!
Thank you for your replies, everybody.
I thought you'd all ignore this thread! Apart from Maz, who promised me faithfully she'd not make me look (any) daft(er). 
Things must have been rough round here. Gingerbread Lover
I know this is odd, but... I'm interested to know what goes through your mind about your readers when you write and post a story.
For me, I write a story, because I feel like writing, and then I post it, and think that if people read it, and like it, I am happy. The first time I got told somebody was... shall we call it, "excited"... over one of my stories, I was mortified. And then I remembered that this is Lush, and that was a good thing. Surely?
Speaking with somebody just now (the Scottish lass with the excitable readers), I said that from the looks of her comments, people were certainly very happy to read her latest story. And she said, she didn't want to think about it in too much detail. But I think, what do we expect our readers to do? You know, reading sexy stories on a sex site.
Me? I expect them to read it, if they choose. and either enjoy it or not as a simple story, and that's all. It doesn't really occur to me that things I write can or do create... Happy Feelings.
So, do you sit writing and wiggling away, as some of you have said you do, thinking, "Oh god, people are soooo going to wank over these three sluts and their enormous gherkins"? Or is it more, "I hope people have a good, hard think about this tonight"? Or do you think they print them off and use them laminated or framed? Do you think they share them in bed (or anywhere they want to have sex) with a partner(s)? Maybe leave them lying round for guests to find? Or are you more like me, and you simply write for the joy of it? Or...?
Please tell me, Authors: What do you think your readers do?
For me, I write a story, because I feel like writing, and then I post it, and think that if people read it, and like it, I am happy. The first time I got told somebody was... shall we call it, "excited"... over one of my stories, I was mortified. And then I remembered that this is Lush, and that was a good thing. Surely?
Speaking with somebody just now (the Scottish lass with the excitable readers), I said that from the looks of her comments, people were certainly very happy to read her latest story. And she said, she didn't want to think about it in too much detail. But I think, what do we expect our readers to do? You know, reading sexy stories on a sex site.
Me? I expect them to read it, if they choose. and either enjoy it or not as a simple story, and that's all. It doesn't really occur to me that things I write can or do create... Happy Feelings.
So, do you sit writing and wiggling away, as some of you have said you do, thinking, "Oh god, people are soooo going to wank over these three sluts and their enormous gherkins"? Or is it more, "I hope people have a good, hard think about this tonight"? Or do you think they print them off and use them laminated or framed? Do you think they share them in bed (or anywhere they want to have sex) with a partner(s)? Maybe leave them lying round for guests to find? Or are you more like me, and you simply write for the joy of it? Or...?
Please tell me, Authors: What do you think your readers do?
Gingerbread Lover
Sisters, I have no idea. Sometimes it's safer that way.
asleep, I believe Fred is cloning himself, as well as ingesting actual Lush members, and sucking them into himself by some kind of virtual osmosis. Just be thankful you missed him by minutes, or he'd have got you too and made you a Guest of Fred.
He will find you. He will find you and he will get you, and you will wish for the days when he remained elusive from your sight. He is always watching you, even if you can't see him...
Are you scared yet? Fred likes it when you're scared...
And he's watching me right now!
asleep, I believe Fred is cloning himself, as well as ingesting actual Lush members, and sucking them into himself by some kind of virtual osmosis. Just be thankful you missed him by minutes, or he'd have got you too and made you a Guest of Fred.
Quote by reddionysus
Guest....I can't even get 'em to look my way! So lonely when all you ever do is wait to be stalked
He will find you. He will find you and he will get you, and you will wish for the days when he remained elusive from your sight. He is always watching you, even if you can't see him...
Are you scared yet? Fred likes it when you're scared...
And he's watching me right now!
Gingerbread Lover
Quote by LadyX
Agreed, very interesting and somewhat educational for me all the way through. I often note the short-fuse for defensiveness in this forum section, but I understand why to some extent. We're all (well, most people, anyways) are a little bit defensive about something or other, and anything we hold dear that is so widely misunderstood will often qualify.
Agreed. It is extremely difficult to post calmly when we believe we are either being attacked for something, misunderstood, or, in particular for me, if a person seems to be either unable, or unwilling to concede that we are different, and have different views. It's okay to have those different views, even if we don't like them (as long as they're legal!). But I feel we shouldn't (openly) judge others for being what we think is wrong in some way, unless we want to look a fool. I would love for people to be able to both express themselves without fear of being patronised or labelled by others, and to do the same for others. Sadly, Utopia is a long way off.
I like to understand people and try to see things from their point of view. I get very cross when others refuse to, even if they have every right to. Naughty!
Many of the things I read on Lush have me cringing and WTFing and WTHIWWYing, but I try to keep that to myself, and attempt to understand. It's a learning curve. For everybody. Gingerbread Lover
Quote by Beck
Thank you for the responce. Yes that is what I meant.
Ah, I think I understand. Are you thinking it's like some kind of hypnotic trance, or like a state of waking sleep? It may simply be that you are very "tuned into" the person you are communicating with, and/or very focussed on what you are doing? I get snappy if my concentration has been broken, but it doesn't harm me. I think it would probably be the same even if it was more intense - it won't harm you, but could be bewildering and confusing fror a time, like waking up and forgetting where you are. Eventually you remember, but that fear is momentarily with you. Is that what you mean?
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Quote by Latexìa
This has been an ummm interesting all rounder thread lol
What I have learnt from this, is that many should not claim they live or practice bdsm but rather say they practice kinky sex if they believe that there is no control factor involved. And I believe that anyone that has been in an previous abusive relationship should stay clear of bdsm if they are quick to call any control abuse or any need abuse. Also learnt that some are very confused if they are a sub or a dom. I have learnt that it is no wonder people are getting the wrong idea that subs are the true masters. I have learnt that we are not tolerant on different views, ideas and opinions and have learnt that we are giving the wrong impression and yes it does seem we are too sensitive.
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Quote by Beck
Hi all. Its Beck. Had a question about the zone. That trance like state that I, as a puppy/sub, get put into by my Owner/Mistress.
I sort of understand the need to be brought back down slowly so as to avoid a crash/depression but I wondered about the combination
of both word and touch. Like my Owner/Mistress will use either one. I wondered if it would be too dangerous for her to use both due to a
possible sensory overload? I also get that it can be very dangerous for a sub/pup to be left in that state for too long a time period. I think
I have gotten to the point where all she has to do is either lightly touch places and describe or even just describe when when talk over the phone/email
and I swear I can feel it. Like she branded me and I can feel the raised area. Anyways thanks in advance.
I would love to read some answers to this, because I really don't know what you're talking about, sorry!
