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My mom used to say if you can't say anything nice, don't say anything at all. I do that a lot.

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I had to work. Came home to stress. The stress hasn't eased up despite two fairly large snifters of cognac.

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Thanks for the vid, Shyless. You really know how to set a Meh mood.

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Shyless, my only question about you feeling MEH is what does MEH think about the situation.

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Can someone give this guy some proper advice please. I cant stop laughing and for that reaso ni am useless at any advice !!!

Believe it or not, I already did!

"Relax, lad. You simply had a protein shake - it's good for you. The more you worry, the more you will think there is a problem. It will mostly be psychological, but if you did get some spunky fun cum into your sinuses, it will help your own mucus tissues by coating them, and it will eventually disperse. Like when you go swimming, and the chlorine water gets in there, it will settle soon."

I could translate it to sound more professional, but I'm not a doctor, so I won't.

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Perhaps describing that as beating the shit out of me was a poor choice of words.

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Well, it is not as bad as it seems. Yes I do like the pain inflicted by my mistress but she can also be gentle, loving and kind.
Taken out of context it does sound bad. Bieng put in check is just one of the elements of the lifestyle. How bieng popped with a riding crop is abuse, I'll never know. Remember I said she can get into my mind so a severe beating is what I will feel even if it is light touch.

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Don't let your concern turn into YKINOK.

We can't tell from here that this is not a healthy relationship, even of the dynamic is heavier than you or I are used to.

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Ok, I got the name wrong. So other people can see it? Even better, that makes it more like writing on their wall!

The message will appear in their @connect too, so it's easier for them to find it. I might not be making much sense, it's getting late.

What the fudge is an @ connect, please? And what are the hashtag thingies?

Don't worry if you can't explain it clearly, I wouldn't understand even if you did!

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Shy, have you not heard about the new 'Nasal' it's like Anal, but they just jumble the letters around a bit...

You know, people can have their septum removed to optimise penile insertion?

I know that MF was talking about cocaine, well, use enough of that and it can literally rot away one's septum - a bad thing? Well yes.. unless you are very enterprising..

You can earn a lot of money if you specialise in Nasal and the sides of the nose are VERY stretchy, so one can accommodate any size of penis...

The very convenient thing is that any semen will of course run down the back of the nose and into the throat, so not only can one offer nasal sex, but you can still do the whole sperm growing in the throat thing...

This time next year, we'll all be millionaires!!

And this is why I joined Lush. I have so much to learn...

Do they make bogeycidal jelly? Like spermicidal, but for noses, to stop snottydick syndrome?

Oh blimey, I am so going for a shower, I feel so dirty.

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Is it weird that this makes me think of a reverse birth? Like getting sucked into the deep dark depths of a vagina. (like, without all the seaweed and all of that)

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If it's in the sinuses, does it count as nasal, rather than oral??

Which gives a whole new perspective to nose jobs, doesn't it?

"she gives great nose" oh, I mean HE gives good nose...

Not really, because he wasn't actually shoving his willy up his nose intentionally, was he? Or... was he?

I think it would maybe be the equivalent of taking a lass up the bum and it drips down into her love tunnel, or vice versa. Only it's a bloke. And the mouth and nasal cavity. And upwards dripping. Whatever, it's all passages of some kind.

I have so grossed myself out with the pictures in my head now.

Hmmmm... I wonder which section a Bogey Pie story should go in... ? It sounds a tiny bit like Atishoo.

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Yes. I have had several people tell me this. When I do talk with my Mistress/Owner I will ask. As far as answers or suggestions pertaing to the second part of my question I can only tell you how I feel about it. As her pup I am VERY protective of her and love her unconditionally. I mean one time she hung me from the ceiling for an infraction, then proceeded to beat the ever loving crap out of me.....As harsh as that punishment was I still happily wagged my tail and was overjoyed to be allowed to lick her face. As her sub I love her with all my heart....Yes she can be strict and damn does she have a sadistic side but I really want my collar. A friend of mine who just doesn't get the appeal remarked that to her this was not love. It is to me. Anyway thanks for all of the positive responces.

Are you serious? And what about when you end up in hospital? Will you love that too?

It's posts like these that make me want to run away screaming and labelling the whole BDSM scene as abusive, even though I am sure that would horribly offend people who don't act like that. I want to understand, but this? This makes me want to ... I don't even have the words for it.

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That's actually a "mention". A direct message is private, like a PM on Lush.

Please stop confuddling me, it's confuddling.

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Yes and yes, it's tweet

Oh, thank you (I was worried you'd think I was calling you a twit - I wasn't).

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Okay, I'm still laughing a bit at Mazza's post.

The first time I gave head to a guy I was just certain I could taste it even the next day. It's probably just in your head.

Yes - in his sinuses.

Magical_felix, I have never tried cocaine or semen, but I have a feeling that if I feed a lad enough gingerbread, I won't need drugs, I'll be addicted to spunk.

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The reason why i came on here is because it is anonomous and i cant tell any one i know in any way.

That's one of the reasons why I love Lush.

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You mean the jizz is gonna seep into his system like a fucking yayo drip?

I'm gonna go throw up now.

Oh come on, lad! People seem to find cream pies a turn on, and that's just goo from mucus membranes too. AND it's near the poo hole. This is simply a snot pie. What's the problem? And what is yayo?

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I am 48 yo male. I have had many, many girlfriends. I have a girlfriend now and i have been married before. A good looking guy about 27yo came to my door selling magazines. He sounded gay. I told him that i sometimes think about fooling around with a guy but the oportunity never came up. He came in my house. One thing led to another and i asked him to let me see his dick. I showed him mine also. I touched his. first one i ever touched that was not mine. His was the same size as mine. I bent down and half jerked and sucked it for a short while. His dick gaged me a little. He came in my mouth and i swallowed it. It seemed like a lot. I think some of it went into my nose from the back of my mouth and up into my sinus cavity. It turned out to be a really good experience but i cant tell anyone at all. It's been a couple hours but I feel like there is a slimy lump stuck in my throat. Is that normal?? I drank some water but it still feels like that. Is the cum i swallowed ok to swallow and be in my stomach? Iv cummed in lots of womens mouths but iv never thought about it. The guy seemed a little peeved that i dint buy any magazines.

Oh no! You might pregnant!

Relax, lad. You simply had a protein shake - it's good for you. The more you worry, the more you will think there is a problem. It will mostly be psychological, but if you did get some spunky fun cum into your sinuses, it will help your own mucus tissues by coating them, and it will eventually disperse. Like when you go swimming, and the chlorine water gets in there, it will settle soon.

So, how do you feel now you've told all 123,818 members and the rest of the world who are reading about your experience?

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It's all rain and thunderstorms. Meh.

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It's looked like this where I live all day. That makes me feel Meh!

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I'm working on a new story, and in this story one of the female characters will have an orgasm. I want to describe the orgasm in more detail than I've done before. Never having been a female, I don't really know what a female orgasm feels like. So, I poked around a bit on Lush, to see how the talented female writers amongst us describe orgasms in their stories. And what I found is that they usually don't give much description, just a quick sentence or two that usually includes the words "waves" or "explodes."

I know what my own orgasm feels like. And I know it is hard to put into words. In describing it, I could simply write "I growled as the waves of pleasure hit me, and cum exploded out of my cock like flames from the back of an intercontinental ballistic missle." But, honestly, that doesn't really do it justice.

Can any of you give it a try? Something that really describes it -- what the feelings are, what parts of your body experience those feelings, in what order, etc.? Not just waves of pleasure and fireworks exploding. But a more detailed, clinical description of the experience.

Fair warning that if you give me something good to work with, I might just steal a bit of it for my story...

Thanks!