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Shylass

Over 90 days ago

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14 May 2012

Quote by sprite

i just wanted to see if i could goad you into writing something in Welsh. as for not writing, even writing tires me out right now. i'm still working on sitting upright. when i DO get going again, hopefully, i have lots of stuff bottled up inside to spew onto the page.

Are you criticising me for not being able to write in Welsh (mostly because I'm not Welsh and was never taught the language)? They have Google Translate for that, you know!

harrylime, that was a mean comment! If they were more competant, they could at least have written "Please"!

14 May 2012

Quote by sprite
That reminds me, Daisy - i meant to make the comment that you use too many vowels in your stories. just an observation.

Dammit! Why aren't you writing a story? Your punishment for making me go, "Do I? Crap, I need to go back to basics... Oh. angry7

angry7

" is to critique that poem for me because my mate isn't online yet. PM on the way.

Humph. angry7

angry7

14 May 2012

Quote by Gurlyboy
Looks like Fred has left the thread for the time being, but here's a thought: what if Guest is actually you, but in a parallel universe?

I was wondering if he was my shadow. But he's disappeared for the time being... Or so he wants me to think... evil5

evil5

14 May 2012

I recently received a comment which I'm not sure about. I think it's negative, but I don't actually understand what they were saying, so... dontknow

dontknow

I tried to PM the commenter, but they have chosen not to receive PMs from non-friends, so I can't even ask for clarification I could take forward in my writing in future. I did leave a comment on the piece, but why would they be back to see?

I think it's nice if people who leave negative (or even positive) comments are clear on what they mean, because otherwise, what was the point? How can we move forward and take on board what's being said if we don't understand? I know what I think they might have meant, but I have no real idea.

I have now asked a mate to read that poem (I don't think he has before) and to critique it for me (I asked him not to read the comments, so that I can see if I can get a sense of what the original commenter meant). But I'm still waiting for him to do it. In the meantime, I'm all, eh? dontknow

dontknow

14 May 2012

I've only kissed two blokes, and not very much, so I don't know what terrible kissing is (I really liked what they did, though!). But I was very afraid I was terrible at it.

And maybe the way they kiss isn't actually bad, but it's not the way I like it done.

So I like to think that if I didn't like the way somebody kissed, I would treat them the way I would like to be treated if I am awful at it - the way FelineFantasy did it (but maybe not drunk). Or to say, "I love it when... could you do that more?", but to do so kindly.

14 May 2012

Quote by clum
You know, if everyone in the world joined Lush, we wouldn't have this problem.

Clum, trust me. The rate my mother can nag, you'd take that thought back and prefer the Guest Fred issue the second she joined!

14 May 2012

Quote by FelineFantasy
Guest is not just one person, it can be a plethora of people as they do not have an account but still want to enjoy the Lush website.
So whenever you're lurking on ancient threads, there is someone just as cool as you who shares a common interest. Embrace Guest!

As long as Guest (who I now call Fred) does not follow me into the toilet or steal my cookies without asking, I will be happy to cuddle. Big Hugs

Big Hugs

14 May 2012

So tired I forgot to post the bloomin' picture!

14 May 2012

Quote by ByronLord
Turns out mods can't turn on your Webcam and see you at home either.

Lame Gav, lame...

You just freaked me out and I don't even HAVE a webcam. d'oh!

d'oh!

14 May 2012

Quote by blazestcyr
why???why do this???to clear your heart??

It wouldn't be "clearing my heart" if I chose to share it (I presume you mean like confessing a dirty secret, etc?). It's simply that for me, what I do on Lush is something that is a large part of who I am at the moment. I have learned more and shared more on Lush than I ever did with a real-life person about some things, and it just struck me that maybe I would want to share that with a real-life partner if I ever had one. And I just wondered what other people thought about it, or what their experiences were. I like to think that if I did have a partner, I could share some of my history with them, part of which is the exploration that Lush has enabled for me.

14 May 2012

I honestly do know who Guest is, and Guest, but I wondered about Guest. I will now call Guest "Fred", and he can keep trailing me round like the bear with me (who is also called Fred).

I just wondered if anybody else thought the same as me, really. And some do (funnily enough, the ones who do are on my friend list, I believe).

Gav has to be real, nobody who sends the kind of Lush Admin messages I have been recieving could possibly have sprung from my imagination! Nutbag

Nutbag

EDIT: If Lush didn't have open forums, I would never have joined. Some of you may be glad about that, but I did, and I'm glad it's the way it is. sunny

sunny

13 May 2012

Quote by BornyHouseHusband
Ladies my question for you all is how do you like a man to keep himself down around his cock.

I like my women to keep themselves tidy so why shouldn't I show the same courtesy, does anyone really like to get a hair at the back of their throat?

This is a frequent topic in Lush forums, I'm afraid. Here you go, a couple of threads for your perusal (the search engine will reveal many more!)...

http://www.lushstories.com/forum/yaf_postst18577_Whether-or-not-men-should-have-a-shaved-pubic-region.aspx

http://www.lushstories.com/forum/yaf_postst16362_Trimmed-Shaved-or-All-Natural.aspx

13 May 2012

EDIT: GUEST IS LOOKING RIGHT NOW! GUEST! PLEASE SIGN UP AND TELL ME WHY YOU ARE FOLLOWING ME! And I seeee yooooou, LadyX...

13 May 2012

Quote by Pixie
A guest is just someone who is not a member that is checking out our awesome site. (who could blame them? We rock!) No need to be freaked out about it.

I know, but are they really? Are they maybe a member called Guest (not the same as Guest who has 50 billion posts and a generic avatar), and are thinking I know something they don't, so they have to follow? Are they a member just not signed in and trailing me for the best of the forgotten threads? Have I unwittingly managed to become a Guest magnet and they have no choice but to see what I see? Or am I bizarrely channelling their every step (it's true, I often know when somebody is about to phone me, or Facebook me before they do it)?

Seriously, am I the only one to notice this? Nutbag

Nutbag

13 May 2012

This isn't about stalking, this is more... scary coincidence. For me, anyway. You're probably thinking, WTF? Or, WTHIWWY? Or, What the hell does WTHIWWY mean? It's "what the hell is wrong with you?"

But anyway... Often, when I read a thread, I am reading it, and then get to the end, where it tells you who else is reading the thread at the same time. And often, it says, "Guest, Shylass". It doesn't happen all the time, but in waves. If it's a popular thread, I always see the names of logged-in Lush people, at busy times, and sometimes Guest as well, and that's fine. And other times, it's all quiet, and just me on my own reading either latest posts, or more frequently, really old posts/threads.

But other times, when it's really quiet on site, like sleeping cross-over, it's just me and Guest. And I'm all... mate! Are you following me? Or is it coincidence that one guest, when everyone else is quiet, is simply flitting about like I do, or lots of guests happen to be reading a single thread, or one Guest got there first and actually, I'm crashing their party and they're all... Shylass! Are you following me? Why is Guest reading posts from 2009 at the same time as me? Are they following me to see if I might express an opinion? Or to see if I blush? Or... to annoy me? Are they simply like-minded, in which case, why don't they sign up so I can see who they are? Why are they reading ancient threads with me? dontknow

dontknow

Or is it just me?

13 May 2012

Quote by WellMadeMale
And all along I thought BBM = Big Black Male.

This is such an acronym rich generation we live within. I am a tad bit disappointed.

I thought it meant Big Beautiful man.

I'm disappointed too. And freaked out by Dancing_Doll's post - I hope they put out a "Caution - Wet" sign... d'oh!

d'oh!

13 May 2012

I'm 5' 1 and a 1/4", and so far, every man I have met in life has been taller than me. An initial physical looks head-turner for me is somebody who is slightly wider than most other lasses go for, but it doesn't happen very often. I don't mind what a lad looks like if I was thinking about fancying him, as long as he's kind, laughs a lot, and thinks farting is funny. drunken

drunken

Having said that, if I did meet somebody who was shorter than me and I liked him, I would be terrified of flattening him, unless he told me he likes being flattened, in which case, it would be fine. Big Hugs

Big Hugs

13 May 2012

Sadly, I get more vocal, more clumsy, more tactile, more open, and more annoying. Or, I get really sleepy and annoy everybody by giving up and going to bed.

I very rarely drink. clown

clown

12 May 2012

Oh Crap. Does anybody want to be my new alarm clock?

11 May 2012

I don't actually think about starting off my stories to make people want to read them. I write the beginning of the story because it's the beginning of the story - a prelude, I hope, to where it will go. I submit every time and then think, dammit it, should have read that first! d'oh!

d'oh!

And I don't call my my story something I think will attract readers, I call it something to do with the story.

And I tag the story with stuff that I think the story has, or something I like within the story.

The one time I did write and tag a story with the readers in mind, I hated what came out of it, and it was hardly my most popular work anyway. I believe, unless the story has "first time", "virgin", or "orgasm" in the title (and blimey, those stories get hits!), nearly all my stuff gets read because a friend told a friend.

When I am choosing a story to read, it is usually because a friend has told me they think I will like it, and mostly, because it has very few views or comments. I tend to think outside the box a little, and I am always curious as to why some stories aren't getting read. Sometimes it's very clear, and other times, I find an absolute stunner.

So I would say, build up a little fan base, people who liked what you first wrote, listen to their opinions, and believe me, if they like your work, the word will spread. It is the comments and PMs I receive that mean the most to me, because people have actually taken the time to tell me what they thought, or what they enjoyed, or identified with. That's more priceless to me than a million good scores (although they are very exciting!) - it's easy to click one button, but more meaningful to express to the writer how they made you feel. My stories are there if people want to read them. And if one person liked it enough to tell me that, I'm proper chuffed. It was worth it just for them.

11 May 2012

11 May 2012

Quote by SITTING

I was going to do that!

I beat you to it, na na na na naaaa! clown

clown

(You can do the next four. d'oh!

d'oh!

)

10 May 2012

The one thing all my exes had in common is that they were all imaginary. tard

tard

9 May 2012

Quote by MMonroe

Haha! Sadly, i think this one is most truth to life than any of them

Really? I'd have finished that pizza before thinking of anything else. That's just waste, that is.

Sorry, back on thread...

I know they aren't naked, but look what's getting erect! I love those lads, I do. love7

love7

9 May 2012

VERY amazing! Much respect!

9 May 2012

Quote by Hornyukteacher

Mate, seriously. That first one is NOT a real fisherman. If he was, there is no WAY he would hold that bass there, dead or not - those gillrakers draw blood and the spines can get deeply embedded into flesh and require serious poking around with a scalpel and tweezers.

It would be much better if he simply dropped the fish and allowed the ladies to see if there has been any lasting damage.

Great Neptune, what have I become? d'oh!

d'oh!

9 May 2012

AAAAAAAAAAAAARGH!

FFS!!! cussing

cussing

IF YOU SPENT LESS TIME WANKING (HOW THE FUDGE DO YOU HAVE THAT MUCH STAMINA ANYWAY?!?), AND MORE TIME WITH A SPELL-CHECKER, YOU WOULD KNOW THAT IT'S

"MASTURBATE", NOT "MASTERBATE"!

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH!

That's better. flower

flower

I hope you get better fast, hotswimmer.

9 May 2012

I do wonder how much of this is that people really like the play on traditional roles and sexy people doing them, and how much is that people like the rise (non-sexual) they get from actually posting it, just sitting back to watch the action. I think maybe some people like to get others all riled up, and some people simply like to wank. Maybe they can't handle the real thing, so they have to have a fantasy of it?

But whichever it is, we can work round it if we so choose...

8 May 2012

Okay, anybody who knows me realises this is not my sort of thing at all. But I did notice that there was a thread for beautiful women doing stereotypical stuff, and I thought maybe some people would like a thread for beautiful men doing stereotypical stuff.

So, here's a very poor kick-off for you, and if it fades into the archives of Lush, so be it. But it's here if you want to use it (and, no doubt, abuse it).

PS I think the last one is well-sexy! love7

love7

8 May 2012

Quote by nicola
A truncated mean, along with our filters weeding out the votes of jerks, should be the optimal system possible.

I'm really not interested in re-opening discussions about the voting system, for the nth time...

Nicola, I think you have an awesome option to end all discussions right there: score stories based on...

Jerk Accomplished Bday1

Bday1

Jerk Half-Finished Anxious

Anxious

Booby Prize (geddit?) for limp ones? boobieflash2

boobieflash2

That way, people with crappy stories could feel better, and the crap ones would be a bit more interesting.

I think all threads like this should be locked now, personally, cos obviously, this is the answer. You could commission one of the resident artists to do a picture for each selection, and they could change weekly to keep it interesting.

I'd apologise for keeping the discussion going, albeit briefly, but I think you have come up with a stunner of an idea. Well done. clapping

clapping