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Shylass

Over 90 days ago

Straight Female

United Kingdom

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8 May 2012

Quote by crazydiamond

Challenge: Tea Bagging

After hours of being Lushed,
One can often feel crushed:
Cumming here and cumming there,
Lots of bitching, hot sex air.
So get your mugs out,
No mean slagging;
Get the cookies ready
For some hot tea bagging!

*I get the feeling a mug of tea wasn't what you meant, but having already gone way past my comfortable zone in this thread, I decided I didn't dare Google it.

Challenge: Cock ring

8 May 2012

8 May 2012

Quote by Mazza
Lol... Fancying Someone!!

Fancy me, fancy me, I've got a spankable bum;
Fancy me, fancy me, I give blow jobs whilst I hum;
Fancy me, fancy me, I've got two massive breasts;
Fancy me, fancy me, my cunt's at your behest.
I feel sexy and delicious and so beautifully curvy:
Whilst fancying someone massively, my world's all topsyturvy.

Challenge: Tummy sticks

7 May 2012

Scars and marks on a person's body are part of their history. It's a map of where their outer self has been in life.

If I like the person inside the body, then it naturally follows that I like their body too - because it is theirs.

7 May 2012

Quote by stickyvix
With regards copyright etc. in the UK the copyright owner of a picture is the person that took that picture, so legally someone in a photo has no rights to ask for it to be removed, unless they took a self portrait. I do agree with copyrighted photos, on here that could/should be more of an issue. And I have also seen numerous pictures that have been "borrowed" from Ex sites. But seeing as the pictures drive traffic to the site, which generates revenue to keep the site open (and mayb a little more) I can't see that changing anytime soon.

What a lovely first post! Welcome to Lush! occasion7

occasion7

7 May 2012

Quote by ByronLord
So earlier this morning my poem was at #8 on the all time list thanks to 14 straight 5s.

A few minutes later it was three pages in due to a 3 and a 4. Now this might be just random chance but the statistical likelihood of that pattern is about 0.5%. I think it is rather more likely that someone decided they wanted to push their own work up.

Which got me thinking about how stories should be scored. For example, should a story with 14 '5' scores beat one with 15 '5's and one '4'? How about 50 '5's and one 4?

What I want from a scoring system is to be able to use it to find the type of stories I like. I am not very interested in the relative popularity of the stories. That is possible but very involved to program.

One approach that might help block this type of gaming the system and make it more fair would be to do what they do in the olympics and drop the top x% and bottom x% of the score. If that was the top 10% and bottom 10% I think it would kill this type of abuse.

I know I'm not very good at understanding this at the best of times, so I'm sorry.

Are you saying that the stories you like best are the ones rated highly? Or... if it's what I think you're saying, how would the scoring system based on other peoples' likes/dislikes enable you to find the stories you like more?

Is it not more about the category rather than votes? Sorry for not getting it, I am trying to. tard

tard

7 May 2012

Quote by khlesas
hmm tell me one good reason why i shouldn't

Well, I thought one pretty good reason not to was so that some psycho stalker couldn't track you down after they fell hopelessly and dangerously in love with seeing your face posted here, and then pursuing you half way across the world so they could eat your kidneys with some lima beans and mango chutney after making brutal and passionate love to one of your socks, and then wearing your poo as a fetching goatee.

But hey, anything for a good story, right? coffee

coffee

7 May 2012

7 May 2012

There is (or was) somebody on here that recognised somebody on holiday from their pictures on here.

I would urge extreme caution before posting identifiable pictures of yourself for many reasons.

7 May 2012

Quote by Mazza

Finger fucking

One little finger inside me;
Two tensing fingers bring me glee;
Three excited fingers make me stretch;
Four slap happy fingers? Don't make me retch!
But now the finale, do you get the gist?
Four fingers and your thumb? Fuck me with your fist!

Challenge: pubes.

EDIT: I don't know if ending with fisting is allowed, but hey! I got all fingers in!

6 May 2012

6 May 2012

Quote by WellMadeMale
Get a new girlfriend is not bad advice.

There is a need to be compatible in all the best ways possible, Shy...wouldn't you agree?

When we are in our youth...and I classify youth as (below the age allowed to discuss at Lush) til our 50's....

If it ain't working...trade in asap for the best interests of the both of 'you'.

I've been with women who thought that anything besides missionary was perverted. Guess what I did.

Fucking A Straight... get a new girlfriend.

Have you ever been with a man who thought that sex with the lights off and still almost fully clothed - was the proper way?

Get a new fucking boyfriend.

Get real...

Yes of course I would say if things can't work where both people are happy, get a new partner.

But it is quite clear from what the original poster said, that what was lacking, was communication and therefore understanding. That has been resolved.

I suppose my monumental fault is in the fact that I read this making the assumption that the OP actually cared about making his relationship work, despite the fact that there was a problem. I was thinking along the lines of people who love their partner and want to stay in their relationship, rather than just wanting to be sexually compatible in every single act they want to do.

Forgive me for my narrow view on the subject, I don't have the experience that everybody else here seems to. But I like to think that somebody would care enough about me to find a compromise where something went wrong or in something I couldn't manage to do, just as I would want to for my partner. I'm the kind of person who prefers, or at least attempts, to work around things and find fun alternatives, rather than just dump them. I like to think I would be understanding if a man wouldn't let me do something I wanted to because he was treated badly in his past and/or his state of health, just as I would hope he would be kind enough to do that for me. If there was something he couldn't tell me, I like to think I would give him the time to find the courage to share it with me, again, as I hope he would do for me.

I suppose it all boils down to priorities and how much you like a person. Sorry for both not being clear, and not thinking the same way as you. But I still stand by what I said.

6 May 2012

Quote by beowulf69
Get a new girlfriend.

Seriously? Because she wasn't comfortable with one sexual act? I truly hope that was just a daft joke.

Like I asked, and nobody seems to have picked up on, "Why can't people take no for an answer sometimes, just because it is something they want so much? To me, that shows a lack of respect and hearing what the person is telling them. Why can't no mean no?" I'm all for compromise, but blimey! d'oh!

d'oh!

6 May 2012

Quote by Mazza

Challenge: golden showers ha ha ha

Warm golden showers of sun-kissed droplets,
Scattering on my breasts so round.
You pee, you piss, you urinate -
It's rather arousing, I've found.
Oh, goodness! Golden showers, ha ha ha!
The delight of my skin and my cunt;
The feelings you tease from between thighs and knees
Never ceasing to bring forth a grunt.
Mellowing uric acid of joy,
I watch your stream flow from above;
In trickles and gushes and all over my form -
It's truly your wee-wee I love*.

*Not really.

Challenge: Chocolate starfish.

6 May 2012

Quote by Wildcat
Ears

I feel my orgasm deliciously build
My pulsing pussy pleasantly filled
I reach for your hair
Oh my! there's none there
Ouch! please don't shed tears
when I grab hold of your ears

Challenge: Shooting blanks

Some men make deposits
Into the spermy banks.
Others jizz on girlfriends'
Hair, they love the messy pranks.
Some, they like to spurt inside
A pussy that gives thanks
For the willy in a raincoat or that's
Simply shooting blanks.

Challenge: condoms

4 May 2012

Sometimes I ignore repeated threads that have good responses, and other times I try to jump into them soon with links to other threads that are the same, as I don't want the poster to get jumped on somebody who has their knickers in a twist over it. Besides, the poster may find the other threads interesting.

Sometimes I like a repeated thread, as it may be asked in a new way, or others may post who haven't before. I've seen less-frequent posters join in on new/old threads, which is great, because it allows people a chance to both speak and get aquainted with the forums.

Yes, it can get annoying, but there's no need to be a meany git pooface about it.

Purely as a point of interest, there are a few threads that sort of cover this, although I won't dig them out, as it's pointless and may stifle what's happening here. 2407_group_hug

2407_group_hug

4 May 2012

Quote by charmbrights

I understand that Facebook rules the world, but are you incapable of saying you like something without having a special button to press? Is it the effort of typing the word which deters you, or the spelling problem?

I just saw this, or I would have replied sooner.

I would like a "Like" button because they already turned me down when I asked for a "I FUCKING LOVE THIS" button. I thought it was a happy compromise.

Would you like a cookie?

4 May 2012

4 May 2012

Good question! Normally, I'm the same as you. Only one took me two sittings to do, and that's because I went out to do some "research" halfway through (I went to feed the squirrels in the park during autumn).

I either get intense emotion and I blurt it all out as a cathartic exercise, or I get an idea and think, I'll write about that. It doesn't take very long. But then, I'm very impatient with myself and just like to get it finished.

4 May 2012

I wasn't comfortable looking at porn, and I love to read. I wondered if people ever wrote stories about sex, and when I Googled "sex stories", Lush was the first in the queue. It was actually the forum that caught my eye, not the stories. I signed up because I wanted to ask things. Then I began to read some stories, and tried sharing one of my own.

I now have some wonderful friends that I am close to than nearly all of my real-life friends, and people are so kind here. And the things I am learning!!! Embarassed

Embarassed

I have begun to think more about writing as a craft, rather than a thing I just do sometimes because I love it.

I still don't really think I "fit" into Lush, but nobody else seems to mind about that. I am loving my time here, and I don't want to leave.

4 May 2012

I think I am invisible. Not one person in the whole of town moved aside for me today, forcing me to walk around them as they walked three-abreast (not boobies!) on the pavement or thundered towards me or sauntered into me. Seriously, is it too much to even say thank you when I nearly get run over by a van because you wouldn't move? And the lorry? AND the fizzin' bus?

And to the man shopping with his missus that did a huge fart as he walked past me, you DESERVE to have your wife nag you, and I hope you followed-through, you bastard.

4 May 2012

I think PhilAnders is curious about whether they exist or not. They do, even on Lush. You just have to go looking for them. evil4

evil4

These may (or may not) be useful reading...

http://www.lushstories.com/forum/yaf_postst5318_still-a-virgin.aspx

http://www.lushstories.com/forum/yaf_postst21610_Is-It-So-Hard-To-Believe.aspx

http://www.lushstories.com/forum/yaf_postst13336_how-would-you-take-my-virginity--sex.aspx

http://www.lushstories.com/forum/yaf_postst20045_Losing-my-virginity.aspx

3 May 2012

Blimey. I proper struggle to keep up with Lush, as it is! I have even shunned Facefudge to a large extent because people can see every time I water a plant in Fairyland (even with adjusted privacy settings). I love that game, as well. Shhh

Shhh

Thank you for the answers. I might just start posting random crap on it and see if I can get anybody to follow it. Nutbag

Nutbag

Oh, and MANY thanks to Graham_x for his astounding description of it that was awaiting me in the in-box. That's where I got the crap idea from. I'm sure I will also be able to fit in the potty too... clown

clown

3 May 2012

What is it? Why is it?

I found out some of my stories had been linked to it, and it made me sign up to find out what it's all about.

And I'm all, what is this?

Can anybody please shed light on what Twitter is and what I'm meant to do with it, please? dontknow

dontknow

3 May 2012

2 May 2012

Quote by Gurlyboy
I should clarify this: essentially I want to resubmit an already published story as an audio story and just wondering if I can and how do I do this? Do I edit it and resubmit?

I recently asked this question on the Blue site! Apparently, you need to contact somebody like Nicola or Gav and send them the file (mp3). Then they can fiddle with their knobs (ahem) and attach it. Or something like that. I'm sure if you use the Contact Us thingy, somebody will take pity on you.

And me? I have to get a mic to stick in my wotsit before I can send mine. computer

computer

confused1

Hope that helps!

2 May 2012

Quote by nicola
Free promotion!

Can't the Wiggling Stormtrooper give us a "Like" button for this? Please?

2 May 2012

2 May 2012

Quote by xiscurious
Not a fetish, that is for men. I enjoy wearng underwear that makes ME feel good and sexy, lace, silk and even cotton.

Can women not have a fetish too? Or do you just mean that only men can have a fetish about a woman wearing silky, lacy knickers, and if so, what are the implications for lesbians? dontknow

dontknow

2 May 2012

Quote by Buz
Wow! I've never come across a girl not wanting to be licked so I am a bit clueless to advice.

Once she's convinced it's all good she'll probably want it all the time. Just keep trying to convince her.

Once I stopped giggling at your first sentence... evil4

evil4

For some people, it is not about trying to convince them. It's about finding out why a person doesn't want something, and then working with that, or around it. Some people have real reasons for not wanting something. This is not aimed at you, but why can't people take no for an answer sometimes, just because it is something they want so much? To me, that shows a lack of respect and hearing what the person is telling them. Why can't no mean no?