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Gingerbread Lover
Quote by billi90
we had a talk today, when we went to bed. i was kissing her down her tummy and when i reached her "front" she asked me what i am doing, so i told her this is something i think you would enjoy, and she looked at me and then said fine, she let me do it biggrin later we talked about it, and she said her past boyfriend used to finger her in some weird way and she hated it and was afraid i would do it too, but im not into fingering so its ok smile thank you so much for the advice on talking to her, i love you guys :*


That's absolutely brilliant! I'm proper chuffed for you (both)! WOOOO!
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Gingerbread Lover
Quote by bigblue9094
So I have had this question sitting on my mind and since there seems to be A LOT of extremely sexy women on here, ladies what do you prefer?

A) A man that even though he is a little heavy set, knows how to work correctly, ie (tongue, fingers, and cock)
B) A muscle bound guy that even though he is eye candy typically only cares about one thing... himself!
C) A thin guy that even you may be able to break.

I ask this with no disrespect to any man on this website, however I find it curious as to what a woman looks for.


Whilst sometimes my eye is drawn by a certain build of lad, I am attracted to the way a lad smiles (i.e. he means it), his sense of humour, and what he's like as a person. So if a thin lad ticked my "I Fancy You" boxes, it would be the same as if a heavier lad or musclebound lad did. Sorry, it's how my head works. I don't really give too much of a toss what their outer shell is like, it doesn't have much bearing on what they are truly like inside.

After all, if they judged me by how I look, I'd not even be here. I wouldn't rule someone out because of how they looked, only how they acted.
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Like others have said, I would recommend communication - asking (gently) why not. But please respect her if she can't/won't talk about it.

Not every lass likes/loves it, some have bad history, and some have certain aversions to it for various reasons. But you will never know unless you ask and give her the opportunity to tell you. Why not start off by saying why you would like to, and then ask her how she feels about that, before asking her why not? Try not to make it "Why won't you let me", but rather, "I would like to share this with you because..."

Are you able to finger her? Can you get some pleasure from tasting your fingers instead of direct mouth-to-pussy? Is there not some compromise you could come up with depending on how your conversation goes?

Good luck!
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Gingerbread Lover
Ha ha, swollen! Want some coffee? I'm just going to get some!

Thank you for the replies! I did notice just now when I pasted from Word (an ancient version) into the Stories Space submission form, nowt came up, but it was just as it should be. But it was a story, rather than a poem, and I can't remember if I had to re-jig the poem or not.

So next time on Lush (if there is one!), I will try an experiment...
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Gingerbread Lover
Quote by flashytone
why would they leave??


Bathroom break?
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Gingerbread Lover
AAAAAARGH! Please help me!

Why, whenever I go to preview my poem or story does it re-format it? When I post from a Word document into the entry field, it automatically does this thing where it either double spaces it (I HATE that!), or puts something like two extra enters and a space (randomly), and when I want to post a poem in seperate verses, it sticks the whole thing together in one long dribble?

WHYYYYYY? Regardless of whether I choose "Clean Word Format" or not (whatever the fudge THAT means), and I frequently do both trying to make it work the way I want it to, WHYYYY does it keep changing it? WHY WHY WHY? Is it to make sure only unflappable, cool people can post? Is it part of the posting gauntlet, to make sure we really, really want to share our stuff? What IS it??? WHY is it???

PLEASE help me! My braincell is very small and needs handling with care and it's about to fall out again, and I have run out of ducktape.

Do you even know what I am talking about?

PLEEEEASE explain these things to me (not about the braincell, my mum says it's cos I'm Speshull).

Thank you. Love Daisy
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Gingerbread Lover
Quote by naughtiestmommy
As I get to know some of the amazing people here, I am wondering: how many of you have stepped out from behind the comfort of your avatar and revealed your true identity to others and, if you have, how many? How did it work out? What made you feel comfortable with that?




Good question!

Five (it sounds like so many!). Something just clicked, they seem like kindred spirits. I really care about them deeply; I count them as real friends. I still don't feel comfortable about it, but it's a risk I am learning to take.
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Gingerbread Lover
Quote by NudistRob
I was interested in trying to find new experiences nude when I discovered a local female yoga instructor who hosts nude Yoga classes. The description sounds amazing and the thought of being naked in a class full of others exercising sounds really interesting. Has anyone ever experiences something like this, and how was it. If you have never tried something like this, would you give it a try? Maybe if a friend invited you to join them?

Here is the class description:
Why practice naked?
I personally enjoy the physical freedom of nudity in all my activities and seek out the safe places and spaces that allow that freedom to happen. Now it’s my turn to created a safe, warm place to spend time together, using the tools of yoga, to focus us inward, allowing our breath to keep us in the moment and watch our mind. Naked yoga will help heal the mind of the constraints of shame and poor self-image and any other beliefs that limit us from our true and natural self.
Yoga is a profound spiritual experience in and of itself, and in the shedding our clothes (the armor and the social masks we present to the world) can be an opportunity to shed judgments of ourselves and of each other. Let’s recognize and celebrate the wholesomeness of the human body. Our awareness and acceptance of our naked bodies, without self-consciousness and without erotic intentions, allows us to more fully share in, and benefit from, the yogic experience.Unlike other philosophies, practices or traditions that work to transcend the body, this practice celebrates the body fully—with reverence, joy and abandon.

There will be yoga mats and props available,bring towel for your seat and/or blanket for your comfort or warmth.

Confirm your space, space is limited.



Do people have to bring their own cameras, or will you be doing the photography?



Or, did you mean this to go in a different section to Strange/Amusing Pics?
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Gingerbread Lover
I have nightmares about my teeth falling out (it's meant to mean I'm insecure - like I didn't already know!). And I have panic attacks before I even get into the office. And now I am going to be thinking of this bloomin' story too!

RUN AWAYYYYY! RUN AWAYYYYYYY!
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Gingerbread Lover
I just want to say thank you for making me smile! Today was the anniversary of somebody's death (a real life person, not the Gingas what I have eated), and this has really made me giggle when I really needed it. Thank you.



*EDIT* P.S.
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Gingerbread Lover
Quote by Mazza
Ha, when I saw this thread, I felt sure that you must have started it, Shylass!!

Lol, better find a pic or two to post...


I will love you forever and ever. I have HUNDREDS of Ginga pictures on Facefudge, but only one small album of Naughty ones!
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Gingerbread Lover
I love Lush. Who knew my obsession for Gingas might be shared by other people?!?












I think everybody should be a swallower.




And I LOVE Latexìa for finding this thread.
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Gingerbread Lover
All my skirts are ankle-length, so they don't need folding under me, it happens naturally.

A friend of mine had this beautiful crushed cotton dress once, the kind they tie round a stick when drying, so it sort of clings. When she sat down, through habit, she spread it out underneath her flat so she wouldn't crease it, forgetting it was meant to be creased. And unfortunately, when we leaving the cafe, we realised the reason people were staring was not because she was so pretty, but because her bum looked ten times bigger because the whole of the bit around her bum had been ironed flat, and hung out in a huge bubble while the rest of her dress was still clinging. She spent the rest of the day with her cardigan tied round her waist.
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Gingerbread Lover
Quote by gav
Just one thing that remains once they delete their account, mail sent.

I think it would be strange if mail suddenly dissapeared from your inbox if someone deleted themselves, You would never get to read their goodbye note smile


Aaaargh! Once again Lush Admin mess with simple minds! It's Naughty. Now I will be wondering if that's true or not, and I have so many messages I can't tell one way or the other!





Quote by FtLMale
Gav,
Thanks for your thoughtful consideration... so now when they disappear and there is no goodbye letter... I will know it is because they didn't want to say goodbye...

Friday night and my heart just broke into a thousand pieces....

Oh... time for another round!

Anybody else????




I have used ducktape for a lot of things before. Have you tried it for that? If that doesn't work, have a .




PS Steph, Lush has many Lazarus members, I am sure!
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Gingerbread Lover
Quote by nicola
As M1 says, yes, the whole account goes, as if they were never here.

The exception to that is in the forums, their posts are left and show up as "Guest" posts. The reason for that is, if they had started a popular post which several hundred people had contributed to, and it was automatically removed, that could make a lot of people rather miffed!


I was very confuddled when I first signed up and saw how many posts "Guest" had made, and how it kept going up randomly. I'm used to seeing seperate "Guest" accounts for each ex-member.


I asked because I'm 99% sure a comment and vote are down on one of my thingies, and I couldn't work out why, or who! Thank you for the replies.
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Gingerbread Lover
Quote by magnificent1rascal
Yes, ma'am, deleting an account removes all the stories, votes and comments associated with it. Deactivating it leaves all those items in place, however, but makes the profile page inaccessible.


Thank you.
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Gingerbread Lover
She's a squirter! I saw this today in a garden centre, and I literally thought, "WTF?"









I also saw these cracks in the road at my bus stop and couldn't stop sniggering. Okay, it's probably just me, but...
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Gingerbread Lover
When people leave Lush, does it automatically delete their votes and comments as well as their stories?

Thank you in advance of a hoped-for reply.
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Gingerbread Lover
Just him in bed naked holding the duvet open for me to crawl in next to him would totally do it for me.
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Gingerbread Lover
Quote by Beck
thanks but i am completely in love with the woman in question.


Do you plan to meet up in real life, or keep it online? And how does she feel about it, or haven't you spoken to her about it yet?
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Gingerbread Lover
Do you get married using cyberings?

Because if so, I think there's a whole lot of Lush people who got online married and don't even know it.
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Gingerbread Lover
Quote by ShyVixen21
i know that there are some guys ( and women) for that matter who make noise when having sex, making love, or even masturbating. but this is the question:

knowing that some guys are turned on by it, would u rather have a woman that squirms and writhes with pleasure as you hold her while eatting pussy, fucking her?

or someone that lies flatter then a piece of tree bark unknowing if you can make her cum or bring her to orgasm?

i only ask this because i am a screamer when it comes to masturbation and then when being eaten out. (still working on finding the right one to give myself too)

any takers on this one too?


Sorry, I know it's Ask the Guys, but I just want to clarify...

Are you saying that the woman who squirms and writhes with pleasure as you hold her while eatting pussy, fucking her, always makes lots of noise about it, and the woman who lies flatter then a piece of tree bark unknowing if you can make her cum or bring her to orgasm, makes no noise at all, and the two are not interchangeable in any way? Meaning, a woman who screams can wriggle about and orgasm, but a woman who doesn't scream can't orgasm, and there is no happy medium or sad imbalance whereby the screamer is also unknowing whether she can orgasm, but is just very vocal about wondering, and the quiet woman is unmoving because her orgasm has rendered her paralysed for a bit?

I would be glad of some clarification, please, and sorry, lads, I'm just curious.
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Gingerbread Lover
I like the status updates and I loathe the PMs people send me (sorry!). My story-reading habits are very different to most people on Lush, and it takes me a long time to get round to things. I feel obliged to comment and vote on things I am not yet ready or able to read at times, and that pees me right off Pee Mountain, and then I feel really bad about all the pee. I will get there when I get there, honest! I would especially hate for somebody to feel obliged to read, vote and comment on my stuff because I was bugging them about it. They should only do so if they want to, not because I guilted them into it. Besides, some of the people I know on here are brutally honest, and I might end up getting a kick.

I haven't yet "followed" anybody, but when/if the time comes for me to need it, that's what I will do. As far as publicising my own stories goes, I might tell one, maybe two friends privately, because I like to share things that are important to me. But like Steph said, if they want to read my all stuff, they will. Or at least, they will read it once and decide from there!
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Gingerbread Lover
Quote by Beck
There is that. Like I said before I am not going to do anything until I get permission.


So, it's not your mistress you're thinking on online marrying, then?

Out of interest, do you ever drink before you post?
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Gingerbread Lover
FFS! Stupid fizzin' knobhead neighbours with drilly car-thingies AAAAAAAAAARGH! I heard this awful buzzing noise, RAN upstairs (bad back bloomin' killing me now!) thinking it was my laptop and tried desperately to shut it down. It was an AWFUL buzz, like the whining of a billion mosquitoes that goes right through you and gives you a headache - like those things they have to stop teenagers loitering outside shops that I can hear EVEN THOUGH I'M 35. I even went near the window to see if it was something outside but every time I did the noise stopped and only happened when I went to the laptop. In a panic, I shut it down (it's old and keeps crashing on me, and the last thing I can cope with is a fire right now).

AND THE NOISE WAS STILL THERE! AAAAAAAAAARGH! IT TAKES ME HALF AN HOUR TO BOOT THAT THING UP AND IT DOESN'T ALWAYS EVEN WORK! STUPID FIZZING FUDGING POOFACE GITHEAD NEIGHBOURS WITH WIVES WHO SCREAM AND SWEAR AT PEOPLE WHEN SHE PARKS IN FRONT OF THEIR DRIVEWAY SO THEY CAN'T GET OUT AND IS THEN ASKED POLITELY TO PLEASE MOVE IT 5 METRES AWAYYYYYYYYYY! AAAAAAAAAAAAARGH! TURN THE BLOODY DRILLY THINGY OFF AND DIVORCE THE BITCH! THAT WAY YOU WON'T HAVE TO BE OUTSIDE DOING CAR THINGS IN THE POURING RAIN TO ESCAPE HER AND MAKING ME THINK I KILLED MY LAPTOP BY SEX OVERDOSE AND TRY DESPERATELY NOT TO GET CAUGHT ON LUSH WHILST USING MY MOTHER'S COMPUTER (AND DON'T ANYBODY DARE MENTION IT BEING A GOOD STORYLINE), YOU BASTARD!

I don't feel better yet.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH!


(It's been a long week.)
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Gingerbread Lover
I really, really hate shopping, and I really, really love my bed...
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