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I was disappointed that "Enjoy the fruits of one's own loins" wasn't an option. But hey, you were limited to four, so...
I was sad that "shaft shuffle" wasn't there too - that one makes me giggle.
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Shylass
Over 90 days ago
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Gingerbread Lover
I blush when I see them. 
Sometimes I stumble across them (figuratively speaking!) and admire the penis' person for their bravery, and wonder whose benefit it was posted for (the poster's or the viewers'), and if there are no comments, I wonder if they feel bad nobody stroked their penis picture ego. Other times, I shout out at the screen, "Why would you DO that?!?" And sometimes I wonder if they did what we call the "Angler's Pose", where they hold the fish in a certain way so it makes their hands look smaller and therefore the fish bigger. And then I think, dear god, what the fudge am I doing looking at willies when there is the WTF thread that doesn't make me blush and actually makes me smile.
So no, I don't like it. But clearly, judging by some comments, other people do, and I can do nothing but prostrate myself (easy now!) before your bravery and not look you in the eye as I do it.
Sometimes I stumble across them (figuratively speaking!) and admire the penis' person for their bravery, and wonder whose benefit it was posted for (the poster's or the viewers'), and if there are no comments, I wonder if they feel bad nobody stroked their penis picture ego. Other times, I shout out at the screen, "Why would you DO that?!?" And sometimes I wonder if they did what we call the "Angler's Pose", where they hold the fish in a certain way so it makes their hands look smaller and therefore the fish bigger. And then I think, dear god, what the fudge am I doing looking at willies when there is the WTF thread that doesn't make me blush and actually makes me smile.So no, I don't like it. But clearly, judging by some comments, other people do, and I can do nothing but prostrate myself (easy now!) before your bravery and not look you in the eye as I do it.
Gingerbread Lover
Quote by shakethatass
Greetings all,
After reading all the previous posts under this question my curiousity got the better of me and I decided to straddle my sports duffle bag which is still full with all my gym gear without wearing any undies...the nylon fabric felt great pressed against my skin and vagina and I ended up cumming after several minutes of "riding"/humping...honest!!
Girls - I really suggest you try having an orgasm sitting on a duffle bag without wearing any clothes on the lower part of your body - you'd be surprised what an effective way it is to masturbate!
If you haven't washed the bag after that, I'm sure you could sell that now.
Gingerbread Lover
It takes a LOT for me to fancy a guy, but I have noticed a tendency to have my head turned by physically larger guys, yes. I find the type who look like rugby players with broad shoulders and a little bit of a tummy are the ones who make me feel a bit wiggly. I couldn't really tell you why.
But having said that, a cheeky smile and twinkly eyes are always an overriding factor no matter what the size or shape. And crap jokes. Loads of crap jokes.
Aye, we're all different in what we like and who we like.
But having said that, a cheeky smile and twinkly eyes are always an overriding factor no matter what the size or shape. And crap jokes. Loads of crap jokes.
Aye, we're all different in what we like and who we like.
Gingerbread Lover
Quote by MadMatt
I am a young straight male who hasnt had much luck with the ladies lately. I'm a little shy and i enjoy talking to girls, but, everyone is telling me that im too nice when im with girls. So im here asking girls if it is better to be a nice guy or a badass? (i am get a little sensitive with girls but i dont know if girls like that or not)
Too nice?!?
I LOVE nice guys - genuinely sincere people who are kind and care about others.
Be You. If you try to be somebody you are not, it will show. I totally understand being shy, and I understand lonely too. And I especially understand being the "nice" one and how they are often looked over (until somebody wants or needs a shoulder in the unromantic sense!). But let me tell you this - it was always the nice guys I was attracted to in a sexy sense. Please keep being you; don't try to be the person you think other people prefer - that person does not and cannot exist.
I cannot tell you why nice guys get overlooked at times (especially when they are younger), but keep being you no matter what others reckon you should do, because there will come a time when The One comes along and knows for a fact that you truly are a gem with no cracks and fake facade.
That's what I think, anyway.
Gingerbread Lover
Quote by Callisto
She started the topic, so it doesn't count as an actual post.
Every day, Lush confuddles me more and more.
Thank you.
I am now wondering how far off the story is from the plot elements of the Taming of the Shrew/10 Things I Hate About You.
I have thought about this far too much.
Night night, all. 
Gingerbread Lover
Quote by sassysasha89
A beautiful stunning hot-bodied Latina bombshell is a good girl and perfect daughter for her single mother who had her at age 14 and teaches her to save herself for her husband, a man worthy of her body. But at school she was targeted for rumors, cruel taunts from the populars about being a slut due her extreme beauty: dark-skinned, beautiful ebony hair, green eyes, her sexy sensual voice laced with a Spanish accent and slender yet curvaceous body.
The top stud of the populars makes a bet with the males to fuck her within three weekends/a month. He wooed the Latina and after three weeks of wooing, she gives up her virginity to him behind the bleachers in the gym or outside or in the locker room. Her first night he fucked her, she turned completely wanton. Once was not enough and she was more than late coming back home. A month later, he had her completely hooked on sex. When he wants her, she comes and spread her legs for him.
The Latina had her moralistic and logical side warn her that it was moving too fast and she made a mistake giving her virginity to him. But when he touches her and she sees his cock, her pussy moistens and the logical side disappears as she rides the cock. She was in for a complete shock when she learns that the whole thing was a bet and the stud won big money for fucking her. She was blackmailed into becoming their fuck-toy, the Latina came at their beck and call.
Anyone interested in writing this? Possible novel/novella or story series.
You seem to have a good handle on the story - why don't you try?
I am confused about how you have a forum post but your post count is showing 0.
Gingerbread Lover
I never actually went on a "date", so I'm not sure if my feelings would change in that formal kind of situation. But I am always upfront and honest about things, although I say it kindly.
If I wanted to be just friends rather than something more, I would tell you right out that I was glad to have a new friend and I was happy with just that, nothing more.
I completely agree with Mazza. Not talking or phasing out communications is mean and more hurtful than many people who do it know. Just say it, because at least then people don't waste their time trying to make excuses on either side. If somebody did it to me, I would not be thinking it was their problem. I would know it was me they didn't like and it would make it worse that they didn't have the decency to tell me they weren't interested. In my opinion, there is nothing worse than someone leaving a grain of hope alive, because the more it grows, the more it hurts when it gets ripped out again.
So in answer to your question, Ryario, I can say what I mean, but I do it as kindly as possible.
If I wanted to be just friends rather than something more, I would tell you right out that I was glad to have a new friend and I was happy with just that, nothing more.
I completely agree with Mazza. Not talking or phasing out communications is mean and more hurtful than many people who do it know. Just say it, because at least then people don't waste their time trying to make excuses on either side. If somebody did it to me, I would not be thinking it was their problem. I would know it was me they didn't like and it would make it worse that they didn't have the decency to tell me they weren't interested. In my opinion, there is nothing worse than someone leaving a grain of hope alive, because the more it grows, the more it hurts when it gets ripped out again.
So in answer to your question, Ryario, I can say what I mean, but I do it as kindly as possible.
Gingerbread Lover
I read the thread and I was all, like, I know your name, but are we friends? So I had to check, and we are friends. But had we been friends and then I'd been deleted, I would never have known. And had we not been friends, I would have either had to always wonder, or run the risk of asking if we were friends only to have the answer, who are you?!
So my question is, do you have friends you didn't know were your friends? Is this a cunning plan to try and find out who is and isn't bovverred?
So my question is, do you have friends you didn't know were your friends? Is this a cunning plan to try and find out who is and isn't bovverred?
Gingerbread Lover
Quote by simplyjohn
Ok then a dirty word ............... PANTIES !!
Dear Me,
How the fecking fudge can you read the site rules three (that's THREE) times before writing your story and STILL end up breaking one? How about reading it before, during and after? PAY ATTENTION!
AAAAAAAAAARGH.
Gingerbread Lover
Dear Fudging Stupid Knobhead Fecking Bastard Gitface Customers,
There are three hundred different styles of buttons on that stand, and if you cannot find even one out of all of them that is even vaguely likeable, then it is not my fault we don't "have any different better ones", it is more than likely that the barbed stick shoved up your bum is causing you so much anguish, not the lack of options we have presented you with for keeping your jacket on.
When you park on the double yellow lines outside the shop, and dash in wanting a total of 22 metres of 8 different net curtains for windows of different sizes, expect a parking ticket that is YOUR fault, not mine.
If we tell your snotty screaming child that keeps running up and down the shop that running is dangerous because of the large bolts of fabric that might fall over and hurt them, it is because there are large bolts of fabric that might fall over and hurt them. And when your child knocks one of said large bolts of fabric onto themselves because they were running when you heard us say six (that was SIX) times that running was dangerous, it's because RUNNING IN THE SHOP IS DANGEROUS, YOU UTTER, UTTER WASSOCK!
If I tell you that you need a rod sized 150-200cm for your 160cm window, it is because that is the size you need to hold your curtain up. If you listen to me when I tell you the correct size, it will save you a 40 mile-round trip to come back and swap the 100cm-150cm rod you insisted on taking because it was 50p cheaper. You are an ass.
If I am in the middle of serving another customer who was here before you, it is because they were here before you. When I tell you that you will be served quicker if you go to the other counter where we all end up to do the money side of things when we have finished serving our current customer, it is because YOU WILL GET SERVED QUICKER. It is totally your choice to stand there and wait 20 minutes because you think I will serve you quicker - by all means, stand there and watch me measure out and cut 14 different fabrics and match threads to them. It is not my fault you are an ignorant fizzing inbred Pooface of the First Degree, nor is it my fault the customer I am serving tells you to back off and get a grip when you start getting stroppy with me for being slow and not dropping everything to sort you out. Indeed, I only wish I COULD have sorted you out. With a punch.
And finally, when you have just watched me return 5 bolts of fabric, directed three people to various parts of the shop for various items, run up and down the shop three times carrying pattern books and calico, climbed a ladder to get down 6 reels of pink and purple polkadot ribbon, fallen off the stepstool trying to return the receipt books to the top shelf and cut three metres of 8oz wadding, all whilst wearing my very lovely Black Tabard of Death, then in answer to your very bizarre question, I would say "Yes, I BLOODY WELL WORK HERE! OKAY?"
Dammit.
There are three hundred different styles of buttons on that stand, and if you cannot find even one out of all of them that is even vaguely likeable, then it is not my fault we don't "have any different better ones", it is more than likely that the barbed stick shoved up your bum is causing you so much anguish, not the lack of options we have presented you with for keeping your jacket on.
When you park on the double yellow lines outside the shop, and dash in wanting a total of 22 metres of 8 different net curtains for windows of different sizes, expect a parking ticket that is YOUR fault, not mine.
If we tell your snotty screaming child that keeps running up and down the shop that running is dangerous because of the large bolts of fabric that might fall over and hurt them, it is because there are large bolts of fabric that might fall over and hurt them. And when your child knocks one of said large bolts of fabric onto themselves because they were running when you heard us say six (that was SIX) times that running was dangerous, it's because RUNNING IN THE SHOP IS DANGEROUS, YOU UTTER, UTTER WASSOCK!
If I tell you that you need a rod sized 150-200cm for your 160cm window, it is because that is the size you need to hold your curtain up. If you listen to me when I tell you the correct size, it will save you a 40 mile-round trip to come back and swap the 100cm-150cm rod you insisted on taking because it was 50p cheaper. You are an ass.
If I am in the middle of serving another customer who was here before you, it is because they were here before you. When I tell you that you will be served quicker if you go to the other counter where we all end up to do the money side of things when we have finished serving our current customer, it is because YOU WILL GET SERVED QUICKER. It is totally your choice to stand there and wait 20 minutes because you think I will serve you quicker - by all means, stand there and watch me measure out and cut 14 different fabrics and match threads to them. It is not my fault you are an ignorant fizzing inbred Pooface of the First Degree, nor is it my fault the customer I am serving tells you to back off and get a grip when you start getting stroppy with me for being slow and not dropping everything to sort you out. Indeed, I only wish I COULD have sorted you out. With a punch.
And finally, when you have just watched me return 5 bolts of fabric, directed three people to various parts of the shop for various items, run up and down the shop three times carrying pattern books and calico, climbed a ladder to get down 6 reels of pink and purple polkadot ribbon, fallen off the stepstool trying to return the receipt books to the top shelf and cut three metres of 8oz wadding, all whilst wearing my very lovely Black Tabard of Death, then in answer to your very bizarre question, I would say "Yes, I BLOODY WELL WORK HERE! OKAY?"
Dammit.
Gingerbread Lover
"Sorry I'm late, I just broke up a fight between a 6'2 drunk and a 12 year old girl..." (that one got me a chocolate bar and a cuddle).
"Sorry I'm late, I just witnessed a man get dragged from his car and beaten in the street and the coppers wanted a statement..." (that one got me a pint).
Oh wait... you said clever. No, just honesty works for me. "Sorry I'm late, I was faffing about..." (that one gets me a roll of the eyes and a "Moving on..." every time).
"Sorry I'm late, I just witnessed a man get dragged from his car and beaten in the street and the coppers wanted a statement..." (that one got me a pint).
Oh wait... you said clever. No, just honesty works for me. "Sorry I'm late, I was faffing about..." (that one gets me a roll of the eyes and a "Moving on..." every time).
Gingerbread Lover
Quote by PersonalAssistant
what is irritating to me is the disgusting insults .... a few members here are wonderful at their "veiled" insults ... and a few are obvious with their poison darts tossed in for good measure.
it has been said NUMEROUS times around Lush over the last 3 years ......... it's an adult site, and not everyone is going to get along. But, come on .... some nasty members just don't give up.
those nasty members, repeated derail a topic .... nothing wrong with a topic "evolving" ... but completely wrong when you see shit flying against other members
why don't the forum mods stop that shit flying?
can forum mods give members a little vacation away from posting on the forums?
if not, why not?
maybe something that Gav can figure out to relieve the stressor from some nasty members posting
just a thought ... and thanks for listening!
PA
I was just wondering, whilst I have seen some outright nastiness on here, sometimes obvious insults to some aren't obvious to others. A lot can depend on the history of the people and personal background/dug-up issues. On the fishing forums I go on, there is a report button by each post, and whilst it can create a lot of work for mods when people start throwing their poor wikkle teddies out of the pram and then screaming to have them back, it can also mean an active "He said... she said" way of defusing a situation. In my opinion, it's far better to try and resolve things without slinging mud back in public than having a slag-off live and rapid where the rest of us can get out the popcorn and have a good giggle. Although some might count that part of the Drunken Knickers-in-a-twist Slanging Match Weekend Experience like the fisherfolk do.
Another plus is that mods have lives too (apparently - they sometimes go to the bathroom, I hear), and they can't always see things right when we wish they could. The "Report Post" function creates an alert which they see when they log in and can deal with it as soon as possible, whether it be locking, moving, deleting or a puiblic word of peacemaking.
I can't actually see such a function here (might mean I'm being dizzy and it is there but I haven't noticed it), but if there are issues with certain posts, perhaps that could be something one might suggest in the Suggestion/Site Feedback area if it's not there already?