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That doesn't look good at all - fxy3lady.apk is, unsurprisingly, malware http://www.avgthreatlabs.com/android-app-reports/app/fxy3lady.apk/

In Chrome on iOS clicking anywhere on the homepage opens up another browser window but also a scare-ware alert from alert-sa.com saying that a virus has supposedly been downloaded. Closing Chrome fully gets rid of this alert (I'm certainly not clicking OK on the alert). After that the site performs normally.

http://www.ipadforums.net/threads/warning-virus-detected-on-ipad-air2.125549/

Does this mean I have Malware on my Shiny?!

I deleted the thingy without opening it last night. If the people who made that crap spent more time on here learning about sex, they might actually get some, instead of being complete bastards. I don't know what to do. Not about the sex, I mean. The malware.

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Kim said the same thing to me. I suspect she's fishing for anyone who might bite. That must be one boring husband she is sleeping next to.

I've added a link to the desktop version in the pull out menu (top left icon). Does this help your shinny?

I love you, Gav.

I tried to look, and clicked the funny little three-line link, and something has automatically downloaded. I haven't opened it, though. The browser also opened a new screen, which was a copy of the same screen.



My Shiny is working well, though.

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*currently there's an annoying ad that scrolls up and covers these links - this really needs to be got rid of

It's not just annoying. It's *insert naughty words here*. I've asked about it in this thread: https://www.lushstories.com/forum/yaf_postst41012_Ads-Blocking-Use-of-Desktop-View.aspx

I'm glad it's not just me with this issue.

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Cookies!

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I love you. Is this a true and accurate account of your method, if I may ask?

You're very kind. Like I said, I don't have much experience, but I learned a lot from Lush before trying it. My friend is very glad I did.

If you want a story about blowjobs, I have one here, but it only mentions "frenulum" once. https://www.lushstories.com/stories/oral-sex/vanilla-sand.aspx

I find it very interesting that you seem to like the word, where others find it rather more unpleasantly scientific. I view the corresponding female words in an unappealing light, so I understand that thought. Perhaps it's what we associate with a word, as opposed to the word itself? Or do you have other names and phrases you prefer to use for "frenulum" instead?

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It definitely, definitely needs to be continued. Enlighten me.

Sorry, I have to wait until my friend is free to finish. Then I'll probably write it all.

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We all know a man's most sensitiive "sweet" spot that they love to have stimulated is that little groove under the head of his dick.. How does having that super sensitive part of his penis brush against your bottom lip as his cock thrusts into your mouth feel when you suck dick? Can you actually feel it (and the glans) swell? Does it feel warmer against your tongue as the guy's pleasure reaches a peak of intense pleasure? And what of taste--does it taste good and compel you to want to suck more? And what sorts of movements with your tongue do you like to administer to it when it's encased in between your lips?

By your descriptive way of asking, I presume this is for wank material. I've had only the tiniest amount of experience, but I can share it if you like.

Imagine this:

He's straddling me, with his cock moving between my large tits, as I take his head in my mouth. My tongue tip suddenly finds that sensitive little raised string, hard and hot against the smooth, swollen glans. He's throbbing and slippery with my spit as his shaft is encased in enormous cushions, pressing tight and only giving him room to pump.

My tongue wriggles back and forth over his tight thread as I let him fuck my mouth. Immediately, he goes wild, groaning and thrusting so hard that he has to hold onto the headboard so he can anchor himself. Sucking at the end of each pounding, and running my tongue tip as fast as I can for as long as he is deep, my mouth is full of him and pre-cum coating my lips, and...

You'll have to wait until I finish writing my story. Does that help?

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Some guys produce more cum than others and the consistency can vary, sometimes making it hard to swallow it fast enough but don’t worry, they usually get a kick out of seeing a girl not only struggle with the size of their cock but also with the amount of cum they shoot. It's all part of the fun in doing it, so I'm told

Thank you.

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i took her virginity but she wont suck my cock... She has licked it, but won't suck it. Any tips?

Speaking from experience I can only recommend that you be kind, patient, open and honest, clean, gentle, understanding, not pushy, relaxed, and all round, just a lovely bloke.

Also, give her cookies. It's not a bribe. Just in general, give her cookies.

Not everybody wants to, or is able to, suck on a huge piece of throbbing flesh that you wee through at worst, or leak out sticky and surprising fluids at any given moment at best. Your penis is both fascinating and frightening, and the poor woman needs time and understanding!

Your post-virgin may never be able to suck your willy. Be happy with that, as if it's a given. And trust me, if she feels as if you're happy with whatever she's happy with, any inner cock-sucker lurking in her subconscious is going to be unleashed, and you'll be blind with ecstasy 24/7. If not, quietly hope, but vocally respect her reluctance.

Willies are scary! Be a willy owner who is patient and caring, and eventually, your post-virgin will forget the fright and nervousness, and see your entire body as wholly you, not parts of the sum. That's the point when willies become lollies...

I hope that helps.

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You bloody foreigners and your spelling. It's "cum" not "come".

"Cum" is spunk. "Come" means to orgasm. Innit. Or on it...

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Don't you say anything bad about my Rachel or I'll get my unicorn to come after you.XMVvs7OLoSeSyqsJ

Isn't that a bit unfair? It would be a worse punishment for Steph if the unicorn was allowed to come first. After all, it has the horn more than he does.

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CAN EVERYONE STOP FUCKING MILIK???>???

xx SF

I'm not fucking him (he won't have me).

Well done on your amazing amount of waffle. I'll have syrup on that, ta.

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Hello guys....
my name is siska Kusuma...
i'm indonesian (Indonesia + vietnam)
i'm 23 y'old...
now i stay @ cambodia...
anyone here from cambodia??
let's be friends... ^^

BTW Nice to meet u all

I'm not from Cambodia, but welcome!

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if you remember me on here before im back i was Knuffelbeer before i left and if that name doesnt ring a bell i was also TheRaiden

Hellooooooo!

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I clearly I don't understand how one person can have so many people licking his dick. Everytime I say something it is like I get 10 people in my face, "he's the greatest.I want to have his baby." I just don't get it. Some guys have all the luck.

I clocked you a long time ago during my brief stint as a verifier. I was amused by your forum posts, and when I saw a story of yours appear in the queue, I was fascinated (not in the way you might think).

Buz is a popular guy because, aside from his writing, he is a genuinely lovely bloke. I know the lengths he goes to write, and to get it into a verifiable manner. It is his talent that makes him outstanding. However, it is his hard work, diligence and tenacity to hone his skills and craft that make him truly one of the site's most popular and well read authors. Talent and finely honed skill must go hand-in-hand, which Buz achieves.

You, sir, may be an overly intelligent part-time troll, getting giggles by stunning people with what I know others have already described in this thread. Or, more tragically, you may be a guy who is desperate to tell stories, but lacks the natural talent of a gifted storyteller by being able to step outside themselves and get inside another person's skin (not in the sex way).

Confidence and arrogance are two different things. The author that you are confused about, as to why he seems so popular, is both kind and humble, as well as tenacious with his craft. Many people find your overweighty confidence to be delusional and arrogant, as you have seen. If you are serious about being a well-respected writer, and having your work read and truly enjoyed, the first place to start is in those links you were sent. And there is a reason for that, as I am pretty sure you well know.

Give me talent, yes. But do not swerve my mind away from a good story with silly mistakes (which we all make, including myself), and getting my back up by slagging off other people by name in a public forum. If you have an issue with a mod, take it to a mod you trust. If you don't trust any mods, then get round them by proving them wrong and submitting something way beyond the natural talent you feel you have. Meet their rules and shock Lush by laying out a sexfest with correct grammar, tensing (in more ways than one), and see what happens. Write on their page with your own pen, and then tell me you're not as popular as Buz. Call it an exercise for a talented writer, and you can make them eat their words. If you don't care, then why are you still here? Show us why you're here with both talent and honed skills.

Please do not forget: you are currently judged on your forum posts, not your storytelling. I urge you to flip that over and fuck it up the bum. Waste no more time here, if you dare, and become Lush's finest writer. You believe you can do it, and I would love to see it. I'm still waiting for my gingerbread man story.

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I hope everyone is having a great weekend.

I have read more mud slinging, and general unhappiness here this weekend, than I have in my two years being here.

This is a great site, and since the several thousand members do not own this site, lets enjoy it, for what the owner wishes it to be.

If we do not like it, we can leave.


I have not had any interaction with the owner of the site, but I ask that we all show her respect...Its her site, and we the visitors, if she asks our opinions on a matter, finethen, voice them, but if not, bite our tongues and carry on....

I have had many fun times on here, made many great friends, read many good stories, and hope to continue having fun here.........

..So, lets be one big happy family and all get along, ok?




Cheers to a great week ahead......