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Silverl0cust
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 45
0 miles · Sydney

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I recently read of a man in Thailand who'd had a penile injection (far too common for comfort among Thai men) to increase the size. One of the usual ingredients that is injected is olive oil. (I couldn't say if he ejaculated salad dressing or not). So, eventually he developed a really aggressive cancer and had to have the thing removed.
So, I suppose the moral to that story is something like - are the risks worth the benefits?

It seems to me there would be three main reasons for a guy to try enhancement.
1) To increase his self esteem.
2) To attract more women
3) To better satisfy a woman

In relation to No1 - Just buy a Shelby Mustang. A cool car has been supremely effective since car's were invented.
For No2 - See answer No1
And No3 - Well, No3 isn't an issue. If she's not satisfied with your size, let it be her problem.
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Quote by WetPussy54
Humans are the only species creative enough to “69.” All others have settled for the conventional and practical ways of gettin’ ‘er done! hahaha


Although bonobos (the fourth great ape along with gorillas, humans and chimpanzees) are very close to humans in their sexual diversity. They indulge in tongue kissing, face-to face sex, oral sex, male/male and female/female sex and regularly use sex as conflict resolution. They are far less violent than chimpanzees and male aggression towards females is almost unknown.
Maybe this is a result of the bonobo society being matriarchal where females tend to collectively dominate males by forming alliances and use sexuality to control males (although that also tends to happen among humans I've discovered).
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The Danish flag is the oldest national flag still in use.
Legend has it that during a 13th century battle, the Danes were doing very badly until a priest prayed for assistance. The flag is said to have fallen from the sky, the Danish soldiers were emboldened and won the battle.
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Quote by TheGulfCoaster
In the state of Florida, it is against the law to kiss your wife's breasts.
It is also specifically against the law to have sex with a porcupine, although I'd love to hear the story of why a legislator wrote a law specifically outlawing sex with a porcupine instead just a more generic law regarding all beastiality?!?!?!? Perhaps it was a bad experience on his part???

see the www*dumblaws*com for more examples of dumb laws in every state



Maybe it was to limit the number of pricks in that state?
Or maybe the frustrated husbands who were prevented from titillating their wives titties were resorting to concubines but the lawmakers had dyslexia?
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Quote by SexyBookWorm
Wow me with your intellect. Make me laugh. Tell me I'm beautiful. Talk to me with passion intertwined within your sentences. Use proper grammar. Laugh at my corny jokes. Make me smile even when I want to cry. Tell me you want me when you know I need to hear it. Make me fall in love with you. Treat me like your little slut when I'm horny. Cater to my every needs. Be humble. And sweet. And loving. Considerate. Honest. Sporadic. Text me random things that don't require a reply, to make my boring days seem joyful. Kiss me with passion. Make love to me whenever you want to show me just how much you love me. Fuck me when we are both hungry and dying to taste each other on our lips. Bite me and spank me when I'm naughty. Nibble me and caress me when I'm sweet.

If you want me, then tell me. Chances are, I want you, too.





Whereas, to attract a man - Turn up naked. Bring beer.