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Not sure if it's Southern but a friend of mine (Hawai'ian, but raised most of her life in Florida) calls all her female friends "Mama". As in, "Come over here for a spell, Mama Jen". And she's a solid twenty years my senior.

Grammie was Canadian but lived in SE Missouri, always did love hauling me all through the Deep South "to see the Americans" when I was a child. I therefore know that "well, bless your heart" is not a compliment.

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I was by my brother in law in my bedroom.

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I never lost it, just misplaced it for a while. It's ok though, I have it back now.

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The Mod Squad (link to theme song)

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Is staying in your race that difficult?

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Well, I'm a bi male and I've certainly seen some guys who could make me go straight if I was gay.

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Where the US had Nipplegate in 2004, in the Netherlands we had artist Phil Bloom, the first woman to appear naked on Dutch television in 1967. That's right, half a century ago. You can imagine we had a big laugh about the American tumult 37 years later ;)

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I guess this one's for Simmerdownchick ;)

Getting in the mood for The Selecter + The Beat this Sunday

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Egg salad sounds nice.




OMG! Pickled CABBAGE? They're just giant Brussels sprouts. Surely you jest.

I think you call it pickled beets. We buy it in a can. A hamburger or salad sammich isn't one without beetroot. Sometimes I grate a raw beetroot to put on sammiches.

A French dip, and Philly cheesesteaks are also so delicious

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I just goggled sauerkraut. I don't think it's very popular here And pretty sure it wouldn't be my kinda thing. Currently I am eating a ham cheese tomato and beetroot on multigrain. I obviously need help with my sammiches

Mmmmm, it's much better than it looks. Pickled cabbage, I think. Edit: Beetroot on multi-grain? Oh, you really do need help with your sammiches Still, beetroot? It doesn't sound like it'd by my thing, either, lol

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I would tell my cat Toodles, that I love her, but she needs to stop being such a dick. Stop laying on the stairs while we walk down them and stop smacking us when we don't stop to play with you. Also, I would appreciate it if you would stay off my mantle, and my kitchen table. Oh and how about staying out of the kitchen sink? That would all be great, thanks.

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For the sports fans.....the Houston Astros are the only team in Major League History to have one the pennant in both leagues.

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I've noticed lots of dancing around this subject, so I thought I'd get the ball rolling and address the elephant in the room...and by elephant, I mean unicorn.

We all know that there are several types of unicorns that appear in nature, and they sometimes differ from the way they are depicted in the [s]Fake News[/s] media. The most striking difference between the unicorns that we encounter in nature versus the ones depicted in the media is the appearance of 'tattoos' in some of the unicorns we see on TV. I use the term tattoo loosely because said unicorns are born with these tattoos, so they're more like birthmarks. These tattoos vary depending on the unicorn, but the most common ones I've seen include a heart or two, star(s), a rainbow (sometimes accompanied by one or two clouds), and even a lightning bolt!

These media unicorns have huge, cult-like followings and include TV shows, books, movies, music, etc. They're practically worshiped.

Now the unicorns I've encountered in real life have never had these tattoos/birthmarks, which leads me to this question: Are we placing unrealistic expectations on the unicorns we know and love in nature by worshiping these tattoo/birthmark-touting unicorns in the media? I mean just the other day I passed by a group of young unicorns helping each other apply temporary tattoos. One of the unicorns I babysit is currently in the hospital with a really bad staph infection because she let a friend's cousin from college give her a tattoo with tools that were less than sanitary.

Granted, the tattoos we see on the media unicorns are perfect and brightly-colored and symmetrical. How are we supposed to expect our unicorns to keep up with that, especially the young, impressionable ones?

What are your thoughts? Are these unicorn tats/birthmarks harmful to the self-esteem of our unicorns? Or is it just harmless fun and an expression/promotion of individuality?

Note: I understand that this is a heavy topic and as such, things could potentially get heated in the comments. However, it is important to remember that we all experience unicorns differently, so respect the experiences and opinions of others. Thanks in advance.

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I know a woman who speaks a fair bit of Klingon. While it's far from a sexy/romantic language, the nerdiness of it sure added to her sex-appeal.

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Russian, though I'm told that Serbian is a beautiful Slavic language too. Oh, and Klingon, just not like they speak it on Star Trek Discovery. Those klingons speak like they're deaf.


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