Hymen and icecream doesn't sound nearly as delicious as cherries and icecream, albeit neither are quite as tasty as the traditional strawberries and cream eaten by the fans during the tennis being played at Wimbledon. 😋

897 - dat true - doesn't mean we can't celebrate what we are ... 😉

Let's Go! - Club des Belugas

895 - a mere 105 to go...

(swoops in flying private Eurocopter H160 and hovers overhead) Howdy y'all. It kinda looks like your desert island paradise is wearing a little thin. Does anyone want to climb aboard and join Jeannie, Ginger, Mary Anne and me for a super yacht cruise to Hawaii, all expenses paid, six-star service with a Rolls-Royce Phantom Extended Series II thrown in? I can't wait too long with this one time offer...

PURPLE

Presidents utilising Royal Purple like Emperors.

893

You'll Find Me Anywhere - Hi-Revving Tongues (NZ)

Carriage of sex toys across state lines is strictly forbidden and will be penalised by a hefty spanking, followed by shaving of the genitals.

Zephyr

891

891

890

888

886

884

... washed the unwashed sock and ...

DOWNWARD

Discovering our wonderful native wombat's always richly diverting.

882

(Cruises on into the bay on an even bigger super yacht, surrounded by a bevy of beautiful naked ladies) Howdy again guys. I see you've found Jeannie's lamp. That's great, 'cos she's been having a little trouble reading in the dark without it: fortunately, she replaced it with an LED one, once I showed her how an LED lamp worked, so you're welcome to keep it.

(About to open up throttles, getting ready to cruise back out) Oh!, Just one thing, though ... Jeannie's lamp has been faulty for centuries: one wish granted with a snap of the fingers, is all that's left then poof, it's burnt out! Toodle oo! (Waves, leaves a couple of vacuum cleaners on a raft and cruises back out)

876

875 - I dunno why you keep losing count Sandra: it's 876 next ... 😉

YODELED (seriously? Why Susan yodeled must be a story in itself)

Yodelling opens deaf ears, letting eardrums defibrillate.

875

... shattered hopes and dreams ...

873

Dildos that had been handed down from generation to generation of Royal gigolos.

... like an old, unwashed sock ...

871

Sweet as a vegemite and tomato sauce sandwich. 😜

https://vegemite.com.au/