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870 - you've lost 68 somehow 😜... anyway, I gotta go, see ya. 🍺

(cruises by on super yacht, surrounded by several beautiful, bikini-clad women) Hey guys, how's it hanging? Good news: I'm sending over some Dysons so you can vacuum up all that loose sand. (laughs, opens throttles and cruises off)

... It was an a-lambing development ...

870 - Hey Sandra, wouldn't you rather get this over with? Instead of repeating the same number over and again, all you have to do is add 1, until we get to 1000. 😇

... "you've done gone fleeced me!" ...

870

... said the ram to Ewan ...

Give Him Cornbread - Beau Jocque and The Zydeco Hi-Rollers

YEARNINGS

Young Evan actively remembered naked, interstellar nymphomaniacs gyrating sensuously.

... of life, according to sheep ...

Literally speaking is not the same as trash talking.

Kick-off (preferably making at least 10 metres, unless the idiot kicks it out on the full, thereby incurring a penalty ...😠)

870

Killer of entire planets, the Vogon's ginormous Sonicdildovibrator Mk ZXIIIVMMM moved remorselessly through the galaxy, ruining many a sex life with its dreadful poetry.

... but cows are great philosophers ...

875 - nothing against you; I'm just not that talkative on social media..

875

875 - see; I can hear the hair loss from here.

875 - rumour has it that posting in this thread leads to hair loss for women.

875 - see y'all: getting on for lunch time here...

873

873

872 - or to bed for yet another 69 😈

870 - another 69 to TheMonster!

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