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Sirene_Jaune
Over 90 days ago
Bi-curious Female, 41
0 miles · Sydney

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I used to be interested in the Russian Imperial Family until I went on to their main forum and saw there was far to many over zealous fantatics on there. How can one be interested on which Grand Duchess was the prettiest or most beautiful? (This is mainly from teens).

Or "I am so like Grand Duchess (Olga, Tatiana, Maria or Anastasia) by looks, personality or interests."

Worst still is the people who spend hours colouring the same photographs over and over.
I remember those pics smile

Just found out the guy who is looking openly down Mary's dress is Pentti Arajärvi, the husband of Tarja Halonen who is the president of Finland.


Just saw this on the news. This guy seated next to Princess Mary of Denmark is clearly getting a good look at Her Royal Highness' bosoms. When she swings around he pulls a "I wasn't looking face."
I am from an inter-racial union and so I have gorgeous olive skin smile

My boyfriend is white. I see him for him and not because of his skin.
I'm like most of the girls on this thread.

I believed from reading doctor's advice in teen mags to historical romances that virgin girls bleed their first time.

However when my time came I didn't bleed at all (I used to ride horses and I was physically active) but I felt it was uncomfortable at first.

As for the girl in question it is likely she has never had sex.
I live in a small town and I like to push the boundaries sometimes by wearing clothes that show off my Cleavage. I get a few uncomfortable looks from females but I do know that guys like it smile
I'm also assuming a push up bra or she is padding her bra with socks.

I don't know how to answer your post as I have never had the trouble with the mysterious sized breasts.
I know I promised the boyfriend anal sex in the morning. However I refused as my anus was still a little tender from the previous night.

It pissed me off that my 37 year old boyfriend acted like an 8 year old because I refused what he wanted. He got dressed at 5 in the morning, grabbed his gear and told me he was going to walk home which is 7 kms from my house and it has hills.

Since he did it the week before I thought stuff it I'm not going after him. Only to get a call at 6:30 from his dad saying boyfriend didn't turn up and having his dad get angry that I let boyfriend walk off like that.

Sorry but how does one explain to his dad "I'm sorry that your son chucked a tantrum because I refused getting fucked up the arse again. So he walked home."
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That does suck. And why does their moaning sound so different to ours?? I feel it needs to be translated too. I can never get into it either...


I think I found maybe three or four with subtitles in a vast collection.
*I'm going to skip over Caligurl as they just put a random song in.

Lovers - The Runaways

Just came across this video by music group Make the girl dance with their song Baby Baby.

The girls are censored with the lyrics of the song come across their breasts and pussy.



The lyrics in English are :

Baby Baby Baby


I want to fuck on the commode. I want Tellier on my Ipod.

I want your Mom’s Black Amex. I want your Dad's car.

I want to go out with your mates. I will wear my cutest panties.

I want a hot sex session. You can look but you can’t touch.

I want to be a Justice top friend - Gaspard’s hand on my thigh.

I want to be able to count without my fingers. And I want yours in the right spot.

I don’t want to go up the stairs. That's perfect - you're going to carry me.

I want to be the only person in photos. And I want to model for Laurent.

I want gifted children. And I want my dog to have a degree.

I want your head on a platter. I want mine to be on Denisot.

I don't want any cake. I just want Coke.

I don't want Kate, I want Ethan Hawke.

I want to jump off of a big ladder. Do as you can for the rainbow.

I want chocolate and vanilla flavoured ice cream. I want your balls to be blueberry flavoured.

I want to dance like Vanessa. I want to see her guy at Ibiza.

I want to be asleep when you wake up. And I want Yelle’s t-shirt.

I want to fit all my jeans. And I want you to come home with your pay check.

I want ice cubes in my glass. I want to give your grandma a shotty.

I saw your ex - you know she's dumb. Tell her I found her boots.

I don't want a pip in my cherry. I want you to straighten the Tower of Pisa.
I want to cum in a Deux Chevaux. And I'll do it behind your back.

Another thing I thought of was the story of Picnic at Hanging Rock. I have read both novel and watched the movie.

I read that every year on Valentines Day people go to Hanging Rock and watch the film on a big screen.

Well lets see,

We had miscommunications my fault where I forgot to pick him up at 11 am. Instead I picked him at 2 pm.

Had a light lunch at a park which was sweet. I wore my nice blue dress sans pants and he thought it would be cool feeling me up until I noticed an old couple walking near us.

Went to another town 30 minutes away to a resturant gorged on garlic pizza bread, meat lovers and three quarters of cheese pizza.
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Friday - Katy Perry
Don't you mean Rebecca Black?

God Help Me - Emilie Autumn


Ya Soshla S Uma - t.A.T.u

(Otherwise known to us in English as "All the things she said" or translated as "I have lost my mind". I know I cheated a bit)
I have a Cherry Hemangioma on each breast, back of my neck, on one shoulder and on my left arm.
This reminds me of in highschool where people could buy a rose to give to the S.O to raise money for school.

There were a lot of girls who bought roses for themselves so they didn't feel left out.

Luckily I was to cynical enough to buy myself a rose.
I used to when I was younger age 18 to 24. However now days I am bored with it. Now days when someone messages me "Are you hot?" or "Feel like some play?"

I ask "Did you read my profile?" Most likely answer is no so I close their chat.
I rarely wear tampons as one time I forgot a tampon was inside of me (stupid I know) and lets just say it was an unpleasent two months before getting it removed.

I now wear pads, their a bit cheaper and at the moment been thinking of trying out a dixie cup or moon cup.
Until recently I was a Coca-Cola girl until one day we ran out of Coke and only had pepsi left. I can safely say I like both now.
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When someone starts a chat with me and expects ME , MEEEEE to talk ALL THE TIME. -_-.... dude. gotta be two way here.


Or they think you are up for cybering. Why yes I am on an erotic fiction/forum site but no I'm not cybering with you. I'm not a cyber whore.
Spending a bit of time looking for a clip. Spotting one that looks good and thinking it sounds good, to get off on.

Only to hear:

"Mögen Sie das?" or "Ебать меня, детка"

Or music over the audio which is used to disguise the director's voice. Both damper the mood.

P.S Why is the kinky and best porn always German or Russian?