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Sirene_Jaune
Over 90 days ago
Bi-curious Female, 41
0 miles · Sydney

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The prick nextdoor who parks his huge ute behind my little hatchback in front of the house. I can't see when I pull out.

Worse yet is that if my dad parks near our driveway with his four wheel drive. I'm sandwhiched between the two or I can't reverse in or get out.

Thing is the house next to him rarely gets visitors so he doesn't park there because his wife can't see from her own four wheeled drive when she backs out if he parks in front of their place. So how does she think I feel?

No matter how many times I drop a hint that I can't get in or if I drive so close that my rear bumper is only four mm's away from his front bumper. The prick can't get the hint. Or when he is gone I park as close to their front fence as possible so he can't park there.
Quote by TexasSon
..but, a rant's a rant... and i love a good rant!


I'm with you there TexasSon smile
On my back, belly, mouth, face. I hate it in my arse...once you think you emptied it then a few hours later suprise in the pants.
I lost my virginity in a FWB relationship. I put on my rose coloured glasses and believed that this guy was my boyfriend even if it was long distance. Also he kept hammering in we were just friends that did a bit on the side. So I had a lot of emotions dealing in this non - existant realtionship.

I did think a lot of this guy however after a year I met my current boyfriend and I gave the guy the flick. A part of me wishes I was still was a virgin when I met my boyfriend but you can't undo the past.
If it is a nice day it can be pleasurable. I have had sex on a farm and ontop of a mountain. Memories ;)
:slowly raises hand:

I am one who posts in both guys and girls threads. Sometimes I like to give answers to both sexes.
Quote by poizenivy
I am both the eldest and youngest sibling...and no I am not an only child


So am I lmao.

I am recently taking swimming lessons in an Adult Swimming class. I'm a pretty poor swimmer but I do love the water.
Sometimes there is those that rub it in when V-day is around especially when their siginificant other goes full out. I can think of one friend right now who will most likely go on about their wonderful/beautiful/gorgeous fiance and what he has bought her or what they did.

As for me maybe I'm just embarrassed when it cames to romantic things. Though I think my boyfriend is getting serious. For my birthday he spoilt me.

So I'm wondering what he has planned for tomorrow. I heard we are going to a resturant which has excellent woodfired pizza and he was organising another spa day. So will see.

Uh but getting back on topic, I hate rubbing in what I get or what has happened as I think that is a private thing between my boyfriend and I and not for the world to share. Good example sexy lingere pics that my cousin got for her husband she shared them on Facebook. Yuck.

Mare I agree it too should be Happy Singles Day biggrin Self love is more important then being in a relationship ;)
A lot of talented people be it an artist, musician, dancer or actor always turn to alcohol or/and drugs. To get that natural high.

Just ashame that such a beautiful and gifted woman would turn to it. Even if she did go with that disgusting Bobby Brown.

I watched this parodies by MadTV when Whitney was known to be in the grips of her addiction. Debra Wilson did an excellent performance even if it was to make fun of her.



Interview with "Whitney" "Bobby" and "Diane Sawyer"

A few years ago, my boyfriend wanted to know how many lolly milk bottles could fit up my butt. I can't remember how many it was but I do know that the toilet had a heap of them in the bowl.

Mostly nude, or sometimes I might wear panties or singlets. Of course I wear Pjs when I am with family or staying at friends.
Yes I am exprienced in anal sex both rimming and fucking. I have only done it with my boyfriend and sometimes I like it and sometimes it is to painful.


Eviotis I much pefer



Soothing and a good lube.
Currently miss my boyfriend. While away last weekend we had a huge fight. Got back together on Tuesday and Fought on Wednesday morning.

Give it a rest for a few more days.
Quote by captainkirkland
For artist maybe for the right amount of pay but never personal pics. Those can come back to haunt you.


That's why all my naked and sexual photos of myself and my boyfriend are on my camera and a usb stick which I kept hidden in a book on my bookshelf. LOL. So no one can find them.

Speaking of which while I was away I got some new nude photos of myself doing sexual things.
Recently it was 31 days until my boyfriend and I got back together. It wasn't by choice.
Unfortunatly no, lush is my secret paradise ;)

If you were a passanger in a car on a long car trip. Did you ever masturbate with a sex toy while been driven along a long highway?