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Sirene_Jaune
Over 90 days ago
Bi-curious Female, 41
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Sadly I'm not on the pill sad If I was I would have carried on. lol. Just thinking I wonder if the chemists sell those period cups. Hmmm.
No, make it about three or four hours after meeting my boyfriend.

Ever do something sexual at a concert?
So yes girls I'm on here, Aunt Flo was five days late on her arrival and it pissed me off as Fetish night is this Friday.

Last month Aunt Flo arrived heavily while I was at the Fetish club and to make it worse Fetish night was hosted at a gay nightclub so no hygene products vending machines insight so I had to use toilet paper.

I honestly was happy to find out Fetish night was moved a week after when I calculated when she was due but alas she decided to spoil my fun again!
I'm mainly a vouyer at Fetish nights. Still it's sucks that she has to ruin my nights out yet again.

So you wonderful ladies of lush what does one do when Aunt Flo comes around? .
I remember when going to McDonalds or any popular fastfood place was a treat. Not an everyday meal.
From some of the interviews I see, I wouldn't be surprised if she was drugged off her face. The way she replies is sometimes noncoherent.

Though she went onto the Drs as a guest to prove her breasts are a real.
I was watching "The Soup" and they have a segment were "Courtney" reads out her tweets. Such as this gem:

"Throwin on a white string bikini, fluffy light up bunny ears, 7in heels, & a rhinestone bow tie while bakin cookies. Don't Put It On Me Girl"

Honestly I thought this was fake. Just a cheap giggle until I went on to Mrs Doug Hutchison's twitter profile and her posts make her seem like a sex kitten and all at the age of 16/17.

Here is a few of her tweets:

*Smoothly shooting whipped cream into the erotic air and watching it as it lustifully lands on all the right places of my candy-coated body...

*Feeling fun and flirty as I passionately pounce on the bed to play a dominating game in the dark! ... meow!;)

*It's getting just a little heated out here! Slipping & sliding in desirous dirt as I begin to hose down my hotblooded Brazilian bikini body.

*Dear Santa of desire: Instead of you silently sliding down my chiseled chimney this year... can I slide down yours? XOs


And so on and so forth. It just boggles the mind that this girl would tweet like this.

For those that don't remember her or know her. At sixteen she married 51 year old Doug Hutchison.

She was filmed doing this "sexy" mouth thing. HAHA the face thing is scene from 3:05

I don't see the point in this thread and yes I'm a chick.

As long as the girl had a vagina and boobs it shouldn't matter what her genetics are. I have seen beautiful dark women, asian women, hispanic and indigneous women.

It's the same with men as well as long as they have a penis.

At the end of the day there is only one race and that's the human race.
The Runaways - Blackmail

You didn't care you went and broke my heart
I'll get ya back you know it's gonna start
You gave me pain thats whatcha done to me
When I get through you'll be sorry you met me

You'll wish you were never born
Blackmail, blackmail
I'll make you pay
For the life that you tore
Blackmail
Black
Mail

You put it to me and now we'll play my game
I'll wrap you up and you'll go insane
It took so long and I waited my turn
You pay your debt I'm gonna make you burn you know

You'll wish you were never born
Blackmail, blackmail
I'll make you pay
For the life that you tore
Blackmail
Black
Mail

I know about you and I'm gonna tell
The way I planned you're gonna go through hell
Now you listen to what I'm about to say
Or you won't live to see the light of day, you know
C'est Le Vie - by French and Saunders

A parody of ABBA with the similar tune of Knowing Me Knowing you and their music video is in the style of ABBA. With Jennifer playing Agnetha and Dawn as Anna-Frid.

We're ba-ba-back against the ropes,
Just waiting for the final bell.

I'll throw in my towel,
And cash in my chips as well.

I roll the dice, I deal the cards,
I spin the wheel to see.

That a Danish guy in olden times,
How it's to be or not to be.

The other day it made no sense,
You saw that beard gave me offence.

C'est la vie, c'est la vie
C'est good for you, c'est bad for me
C'est la vie, c'est la vie
C'est what will be, will be, will be

C'est la vie, C'est la vie
(C'est la, C'est la, C'est la vie)
C'est good for you, C'est bad for me
(Most definitely)
C'est la vie, C'est la vie
(C'est la, C'est la, C'est la vie)
C'est what will be, will be, will be
(Be be, be be, be be, be be)

I don't mean to be a drag.
You ARE a drag.
And recount our story with contempt.
Aha.

You see, I turned the page last night.
You turned a page?
Found you there with my best friend.
She's your best friend?

Has our final whistle blown?
Has it blown?
Will we find love in extra time?
I don't know.

We never seem to play at home.
Not any more.
And I'm left here on the touchline.
You've been sent off.

I roll the dice and spin the wheel to see,
If our love is now a casualty.

C'est la vie, C'est la vie
(C'est la, C'est la, C'est la vie)
C'est good for you, C'est bad for me
(Quite bad for me)
C'est la vie, c'est la vie
(C'est la, C'est la, C'est la vie)
C'est what will be, will be, will be
(Be be, be be, be be, be be)

C'est la vie, C'est la vie
(C'est la, C'est la, C'est la vie)
C'est good for you, C'est bad for me
(Quite seriously)
C'est la vie, C'est la vie
(C'est la, C'est la, C'est la vie)
C'est what will be, will be, will be
(Be be, be be, be be, be be)
Abba - Knowing me, Knowing you

No more carefree laughter
Silence ever after
Walking through an empty house, tears in my eyes
Here is where the story ends, this is goodbye

Knowing me, knowing you (ah-haa)
There is nothing we can do
Knowing me, knowing you (ah-haa)
We just have to face it, this time we're through
(This time we're through, this time we're through
This time we're through, we're really through)
Breaking up is never easy, I know but I have to go
(I have to go this time
I have to go, this time I know)
Knowing me, knowing you
It's the best I can do

Mem'ries (mem'ries), good days (good days), bad days (bad days)
They'll be (they'll be), with me (with me) always (always)
In these old familiar rooms children would play
Now there's only emptiness, nothing to say

Knowing me, knowing you (ah-haa)
There is nothing we can do
Knowing me, knowing you (ah-haa)
We just have to face it, this time we're through
(This time we're through, this time we're through
This time we're through, we're really through)
Breaking up is never easy, I know but I have to go
(I have to go this time
I have to go, this time I know)
Knowing me, knowing you
It's the best I can do
Abba - When all is said and done

Heres to us one more toast and then well pay the bill
Deep inside both of us can feel the autumn chill
Birds of passage, you and me
We fly instinctively
When the summers over and the dark clouds hide the sun
Neither you nor Im to blame when all is said and done

In our lives we have walked some strange and lonely treks
Slightly worn but dignified and not too old for sex
Were still striving for the sky
No taste for humble pie
Thanks for all your generous love and thanks for all the fun
Neither you nor Im to blame when all is said and done

Its so strange when you're down and lying on the floor
How you rise, shake your head, get up and ask for more
Clear-headed and open-eyed
With nothing left untried
Standing calmly at the crossroads,no desire to run
Theres no hurry any more when all is said and done

Standing calmly at the crossroads,no desire to run
Theres no hurry any more when all is said and done
ABBA - One of us
This song was post Agnetha and Bjorn's divorce.

They passed me by, all of those great romances
You were, I felt, robbing me of my rightful chances
My picture clear, everything seemed so easy
And so I dealt you the blow
One of us had to go
Now it's different, I want you to know

One of us is crying
One of us is lying
In her lonely bed
Staring at the ceiling
Wishing she was somewhere else instead
One of us is lonely
One of us is only
Waiting for a call
Sorry for herself, feeling stupid feeling small
Wishing she had never left at all

I saw myself as a concealed attraction
I felt you kept me away from the heat and the action
Just like a child, stubborn and misconceiving
That's how I started the show
One of us had to go
Now I've changed and I want you to know
One of us is crying
One of us is lying
In her lonely bed
Staring at the ceiling
Wishing she was somewhere else instead
One of us is lonely
One of us is only
Waiting for a call
Sorry for herself, feeling stupid feeling small
Wishing she had never left at all
Never left at all

Staring at the ceiling
Wishing she was somewhere else instead
One of us is lonely
One of us is only
Waiting for a call
ABBA - Winner Takes it All.

I don't wanna talk
About the things we've gone through
Though it's hurting me
Now it's history
I've played all my cards
And that's what you've done too
Nothing more to say
No more ace to play

The winner takes it all
The loser's standing small
Beside the victory
That's a destiny

I was in your arms
Thinking I belonged there
I figured it made sense
Building me a fence
Building me a home
Thinking I'd be strong there
But I was a fool
Playing by the rules

The gods may throw a dice
Their minds as cold as ice
And someone way down here
Loses someone dear
The winner takes it all
The loser has to fall
It's simple and it's plain
Why should I complain.

But tell me does she kiss
Like I used to kiss you?
Does it feel the same
When she calls your name?
Somewhere deep inside
You must know I miss you
But what can I say
Rules must be obeyed

The judges will decide
The likes of me abide
Spectators of the show
Always stay in love
The game is on again
A lover or a friend
A big thing or a small
The winner takes it all

I don't wanna talk
If it makes you feel sad
And I understand
You've come to shake my hand
I apologize
If it makes you feel bad
Seeing me so tense
No self-confidence
But you see
The winner takes it all
The winner takes it all...

This is one of the songs that made me feel better when the boyfriend and I had a bit of a fight. I love the video clip of a Women's revenge club with Luciana being a vouyer with a whip. While David Vendetta is man of the week.

David Vendetta feat. Luciana Caporaso. Make Boys Cry


Make boys cry, I don't believe your lies
Make boys cry, don't you even try

You can't give me what I need
You always push me to my knee
Lost in your lies I could barely see
Yeah, all I wanted was to make you happy

And all you ever did was make me cry
You see another tears of rage in my eyes
You always wanna make me wanna cry
I'll make you cry, I'll make you cry

Make boys cry, I don't believe your lies
I want to make boys cry, don't you even try

Save your money, I don't need it, honey
Funny, if you think about it
But I doubt it, you won't get it
Wear it, rip it, forget it

You make the girls go rough, go giddy-giddy like me titty
Flesh and dirty cash, you can dash, I'm not with it, with it

No you're not getting in these jeans, in these jeans
No you can't get me what I need, what I need
I make the boys cry, I make the boys cry-cry-cry

You love to take me home
Cause you're drunk and all alone
But all you do is make me weep
All I wanted was to make you love me

But all you ever did was make me cry
And why do I always fall for the wrong guy
All you ever wanna do is make me cry
I'll make you cry, I'll make you cry

I'm killing the rhythm, you won't shake it down
I'm dropping a block, stop rocking you to the ground
I'm killing the rhythm, crossing you off of my kiss list
Been beating you down with my feet and my big tits

See you took a slice of the pie, spit it out
I'm sticky-licking the face in your mouth, take me now

I'll make you cry
You see I make you cry
I make you cry, make you cry
Make boys cry
I don't believe your lies
Make boys cry
Don't you even try

Make boys cry

I know where you sleep by Emilie Autumn

It is said Emilie wrote this song after she broke up with Smashing Pumpkins member Billy Corgan.
Below is a live stage performance of this song with Burlesque entertainment.

I know
The sickening thoughts that slither around your head
I know
The gluttonous guilt that buried me in your bed
Manipulate me if you can
Go on and fool me like your biggest fan

I know
The arrogant pride that poisons the truth you hear
I know
The bigoted tongue that tears apart all your fear
Pontificate you faded star
Go on and show them who you really are

You can lie to the papers
You can hide from the press
You can fake it on stage
You can crawl from your cage
You can search and destroy
You can kill but depend on it
I know your tainted flesh
I know your filthy soul
I know each trick you played
Whore you laid
Dream you stole
I know the bed in the room in the wall
In the house where you got what you wanted then ruined it all
I know the secrets that you keep
I know where you sleep

I know
The illness behind the image that you create
I know
The tedious need to turn all your love to hate
You poor pathetic paranoid
Is it just me or do you secretly enjoy it?

You can lie to the papers
You can hide from the press
You can fake it on stage
You can crawl from your cage
You can search and destroy
You can kill but depend on it
I know your tainted flesh
I know your filthy soul
I know each trick you played
Whore you laid
Dream you stole
I know the bed in the room in the wall
In the house where you got what you wanted then ruined it all
I know the secrets that you keep
I know where you sleep

(Sleep)
(Sleep)
(Sleep)

You play the victim very well
You build your self-indulgent hell
You wanted someone to understand you
Well, be careful what you wish for because I do
You've got a fancy turn of pharse
You set your trap
You made your plays
You're so fond of games
You must never lose
Funny how the only one in your bed is...You can lie to the papers

You can hide from the press
You can lie to the papers
You can hide from the press
You can lie to the papers
You can hide from the press
Fake
Crawl
Search
Kill!

Oh my god
Oh my god
I touched you
I can never live it down
I can never live it down
God save the queen
I loved you
I can never live it down
I can never live it down
Oh, oh
I fucked you
I can never live it down
I can never live it down
I can ne--ver live it...down

Oh, I know
The sickening thoughts that slither around your head
I know
The gluttonous guilt that buried me in your...bed

You can lie to the papers
You can hide from the press
You can fake it on stage
You can crawl from your cage
You can search and destroy
You can kill but depend on it
I know your tainted flesh
I know your filthy soul
I know each trick you played
Whore you laid
Dream you stole

I know the bed in the room in the wall
In the house where you got what you wanted then ruined it
I know the bed in the room in the wall
In the house where you got what you wanted then ruined it
I know the bed in the room in the wall
In the house where you got what you wanted then ruined it all
I know the secrets that you keep
I know where you sleep

I'm wishing you the best of luck
And by the way
Your poetry sucks

I'm wishing you the best of luck
And by the way
Your poetry sucks

I'm wishing you the best of luck
And by the way
Your poetry sucks

I'm wishing you the best of luck
And by the way
Your poetry sucks

I'm wishing you the best of luck
And by the way


Somebody Kill Me Please - Robbie Hart (Adam Sandler)

This is from the Wedding Singer in the song when he sings to Julia about his feelings towards his ex-fiance.

Followed by Jon Lovitz character a rivial wedding entertainer quotes "His losing his mind and I'm reaping the benefits." I love his expression.

You don't know how much I need you
While you're near me I don't feel blue
And when we kiss I know you need me too
I can't believe I've found a love that's so pure and true

But it all was bullshit
It was a goddamn joke
And when I think of you, Linda
I hope you fucking choke!

I hope you're glad with what you've done to me
I lie in bed all day long, feeling melancholy
You left me here, all alone
Tears running constantly

Oh somebody kill me please
Somebody kill me please
I'm on my knees!
Pretty pretty please!
Kill Me!
I want to die!
Put a bullet in my head!

This little ditty is from "grunge" band "Mystic Spiral" from the 90s MTV series"Daria".

You're an angel in black
You sure have the knack
Of putting my heart
Back on the shelf

Oh, I'm waiting my turn
When will I learn
My poor heart
You're giving it freezer burn

Yeah!

No it wasn't a joke sadly enough. Oh God I hope he wasn't trying to think he was a baby. o.O
This is going to sound odd, however my boyfriend loves to suck on my breasts. I asked how does it feel?

He said "nuturing."

What did he mean by that reply?

P.S I don't have any milk in them ;) Never have and I think never will lol.
A scene from We can be heroes as the character Pat Mullins explains how to play the staring game with your partner by making your eyes wide. O.O

I like Vodka and Orange Juice or Cranberry Vodka. (I'm more spirits then wine or beer).
I'm right up there with Lady X on the whole Titfucking. I have tried it but it was a bit weird as I have an inverted sternum (Pectus excavatum) so didn't look right from my view lol.

For me also is the 69, I don't like when my boyfriend is on top kind of feel sufficated lol.


This is dedicated to my "sweet" boyfriend who is off hanging with his tard of a friend. (long story) but yes this is what I'm thinking.
As a wise woman once said "Vanilla and Chocolate still make chocolate" Banifa Jackson (madtv)
I think all guys are goregous no matter what race smile

I have bought some clothes for the other half, but personally if he is comfortable in what he is wearing then why should I dictate.

To the OP your wife is a nazi lol.