Go out fishing on a lake while sunbathing naked waiting for the fish to catch on.
I lost my virginity to a an obese guy. He was a nice guy and I thought well since he is a virgin as well then why not.
My current boyfriend of six years he is skinny with a bit of a pot belly. He almost has no arse lol.
Yeah I do. Maybe it's the hypnotic rhythm the guy's movements are when he is stroking his shaft.
This thought popped into my head after having a discussion with my boyfriend.
We were at a wedding and while in his drunken state he gripped my hand and said
"Ever since I gave you a story idea, you didn't write it and now days you don't show me any of your writing to me any more."
One: His plot for his story is way to complicated for me, plus it really isn't my thing.
Two: I don't show my writing because the one time I did show him a story I put so much time and effort into, including research etc etc.
He read it, shook his head and said there was little discription in the scenes. When there was plenty of detail to paint the scene in ones imagination.
I knew my story was good and from the comments that were posted by readers they enjoyed it to and want me to continue. However from his negative comment I just stopped writing it all together.
Now days I write for my own pleasure and I love sharing it with people that actually understand or enjoy my work.
So yes, do you share your work with your other half?
I started writing erotica through fanfiction.
First it was with Xena: Warrior Princess in my early teens (very badly written I might add), then I took an interest in Harry Potter and I wrote a small unfinished Sailor Moon erotic fic.
I then decided to go on to write it for myself really. After reading erotic works such as "A way of a man with his maid" and the works of de Sade. I thought it didn't hurt to write something just to get my creative ideas flowing.
I used to do it alot when I was a virgin. (I am an avid reader) I used to do phone sex with the guy I lost my virginity to.
However with my current boyfriend, I feel slightly embarassed to do it. I just don't have that spark any more.
Yes in front of former and current boyfriends.
I did however faux masturbate in front of a stranger. I had a skirt that went mid thigh. All I did was rub my inner thigh. Labour my breathing and make my eyes glaze over and pull masturbating face.
It got him off, hiliarous stuff. He was none the wiser.
When my cousin was in her mid teens she would even hand write text speak.
It annoyed the fuck out of me.
There is a really good example on "Not another teen movie" when Priscilla says.
"I need t-to-the-fourth-power-y"
Which means "Time to talk to you."
What annoys me is also the measurements. It's typically bad when the characters have huge wangs or boobs. I know that everyone comes in all shapes and sizes, just quit with the big.
To me it's like reading a teenage erotic fanfiction when for example "Hermione" and "Ron" have sex and they like have big boobs and he has a huge cock and it shocked them both.
Another pet peeve would have to be the novice author who goes "This is a real story but I changed the names of the people so no-one knows who it is about."
Great you are retelling a story but I didn't need to know that you changed the names. Because it's the internet as if I or any reader will know you in person.
Another example that peeves me off:
"Hi I'm Rebecca, but you can call me Bec. I'm 17 years old and I got long blonde hair, green eyes. I'm a size 2 and I have big tits. All the boys love me but I have a boyfriend called Tristan. We had you know what yesterday, it was kinda scary. It hurt a bit and there was like a bit of blood. Yeah that's right I was a virgin."
And on it goes.
Show don't tell lol.
I tend to go for stories that have a well written introduction which grabs my attention. I don't mind novice written work as I can see some wonderful potential in budding authors and of course some of my friends stories.
When I write stories, I might use past experiences which yes means with a past lover. I turn it into a fantasy and change the person I was with into a new character. Name, description, age etc.
That is shocking and worst still from a professor of a university. I undersand if it was from a novice but from a professional professor. I'm los forwrds
I wonder that too. Bella Donna did a few porn movies while she was heavily preggers and I think I seen a scene of her post pregnancy being milked by a machine while being teased by Nina Hartly.
Honestly I don't know what the kids would think once they find out that their mom or dad has been exposed to millions.
When I was in highschool I had this guy openly tell me to my face "Sirene, you are not pretty." To a teenage girl and to have a classmate tell you how unattractive you are. Well it made myself esteem drop pretty low that I gave up dressing "trendy" and devoted myself to my education.
I admit that I laughed when I found out the guy married the most unattractive girl in the year. Irony yes. Especially as many in our year thought this particular girl was not only physically unattractive but she had one of those personalities where she thought she was above everyone else because she was a part of the "well to do" in our town.
A few weeks ago I ran into the guy and he did a double take and rushed briskly past me asking how I was. He seemed embarrassed.
I laughed at his reaction.
Would I tease him....perhaps but then again it taught me that all people can regret what they say to others.
I answered no answer. I like keeping fantasies to myself lol. Though thought of one last night and discussed it with my OH. ;)
Hey guys,
As the topic says my last two fucks were indeed crap I guess because mother nature announced that I'm not pregnant (yay) and so yes I had sex while on the rags.
I was horny but I felt like my boyfriend was trying to spare my body some rest. We did fuck it was doggy and I even tried to seduce him by body language, nuzzling his neck, stroking him etc and finally I just said "Can we fuck?" to which he replied "That doesn't really turn me on when you ask."
He sighed went to the bedroom and we got undressed we fucked and that was it. Now that my bleeding has stopped I want to know what I can do to turn him on without having to ask for it?