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St_Crispins_Day
Over 90 days ago
Bi-curious Cis Male, 37
0 miles · Inverness

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Inside Man
Monty Python's Life of Brian
Aladdin
Jurassic Park
The Dark Knight
Back To The Future Trilogy
Airplane!
Hots Shots! Part Deux
Fantasia
Miracle on 34th Street (1994)
Moulin Rouge
Liar Liar
Mrs Doubtfire
Shakespeare In Love
Granted, but your acres of wilderness are on Venus. Enjoy the heat!

I wish I could be beloved by millions and receiving bountiful adulation.
Emerson once dressed as a sea bird and lived in a wild colony for a year, eating only fresh mackrel, to avoid having to hoover the living room.
Quote by Jasmine_x
As a very petite lady, I must say I prefer the average size and thickness of a male appendage. I have had larger and thicker, the initial penetration was painful and well he couldn't go "balls deep" so some of it was going to waste anyway.

However, big, small or average package, I don't care if I love the guy.



You sound like my kind of woman. My manhood is just the vessel through which an emotional, sexual and passionate experience can be shared. I am blessed to be healthily endowed,but I am under no illusion that it woukd mean nothing without a knowledge of what to do with it or a partner with whom I enjoy giving pleasure to.
Quote by Yogachick
Scratch the balls and pee on the floor


What makes you think men pee on the floor and why can't you do that as a woman? Haha!
Granted, but they have been done by former partners of Goldman Sach and now you're going to jail.

I wish I could marry Emma Watson.
Ginger & Becky, nobody is interested in your personal, petty, childish squabbling, so please don't pollute the forums with it.

No response is required from either of you.
Granted, sadly it flops and bankrupts you as an ode to Donald Trump did not fly with people who can actually read.

I wish I could be as lingustically talented as Shakespeare.