Madam, to bed with thee, I'll promptly follow.
No I have not.
What is your most humorous sexual experience?
I hope you die... in my pants
The pizza cooking in my oven
Yes.
HYE fallen asleep during sex?
I've got a brand new combined harvester... In my pants
Roses are red
Violins doth sing
As to my bed
My maid I bring
She's closed the lock
Her nerves do shiver
But with my cock
I'll make her quiver
By feminine garden
I'll impale her
Still I harden
Til moment I shudder
My semen pours
A gushing flood
Her orgasm roars
From fertilised bud
Wow, touché on the tough choice.... But I think I'd rather be surprised.
WYR be big spoon or little spoon?
Yes, i have on two occassions. On one occassion it nearly ended a friendship.
Have you ever had sex with a virgin?
Under Pressure - Queen & David Bowie
I have. More anti-climactic than an interrupted wank.
HYE teased and then denied someone an orgasm?
Santa Claus
A Midsummer Night's Dream or A Winter's Tale
Beach sand and bum cracks
Granted, she's always with you, in minature form, 4 inches high and kept in your pocket.
I wish I was a WWE superstar.
What did Vanilla Ice always make for dessert?
Duck-Billed Platypus