Oooh! I know this one!
John is so naughty it's nice? Or something like that lol.
xxxxx John. Miss you!
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SummerLeigh
Over 90 days ago
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After I stopped cybering with anyone but my "D"...lol. Kidding about the song. Kind of.
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Intelligence is a very broad concept. There are different shades of intelligence and I think all have facets of attraction. There is a thrill in conversing with the college professor with a PH.D who dazzles with facts and figures. Who is confident that there are few in the room who know as much about he does about various bits of trivia, history, the universe and so on and you feel your mind expanding every moment you spend with them.
There is a tingle when speaking to someone who is extremely quick-witted. Who laces their conversation with wit, innuendo, flirtation, humor and back again; weaving an effortless web of conversation that you hope to never escape from...(I always love being the spider to his fly). He just knows every little button to push, how to keep you guessing and how to say just enough that you keep coming back for more.
You can meet wise old souls who attract since they seem to see through our psyches. It is delicious to meet someone who knows us better than we know ourselves. Sexily they offer words of wisdom that help you build a better you. They make you feel incredible and it's amazing how attracted you can be to someone who sees the real you and wants you, flaws and all. You walk away a better you for having known them.
Or you can find someone incredibly street smart. Who takes you by the hand and pushes through the crowds of life with no effort whatsoever. He just knows what to avoid and how to help you see around corners that you didn't even know were there. You feel safe and confident that he's got your back and there isn't anyone who is going to risk messing with him and certainly not you while you're with him.
And isn't the sexually intelligent person attractive? The one who does a body good. Who knows what all the parts are for and knows how to use them. Often. And lots. They are skilled and knowledgeable and will open up a whole new word of sexuality that you didn't know existed. There is no shyness or fear. They put out an unending sexual feast and want you to eat your fill. Yummy.
And if you're lucky...really, really, lucky...you'll find a person great at all of these. That's true intelligence and it's rare and incomparable. If you ever find that then why would you ever let it go?
There is a tingle when speaking to someone who is extremely quick-witted. Who laces their conversation with wit, innuendo, flirtation, humor and back again; weaving an effortless web of conversation that you hope to never escape from...(I always love being the spider to his fly). He just knows every little button to push, how to keep you guessing and how to say just enough that you keep coming back for more.
You can meet wise old souls who attract since they seem to see through our psyches. It is delicious to meet someone who knows us better than we know ourselves. Sexily they offer words of wisdom that help you build a better you. They make you feel incredible and it's amazing how attracted you can be to someone who sees the real you and wants you, flaws and all. You walk away a better you for having known them.
Or you can find someone incredibly street smart. Who takes you by the hand and pushes through the crowds of life with no effort whatsoever. He just knows what to avoid and how to help you see around corners that you didn't even know were there. You feel safe and confident that he's got your back and there isn't anyone who is going to risk messing with him and certainly not you while you're with him.
And isn't the sexually intelligent person attractive? The one who does a body good. Who knows what all the parts are for and knows how to use them. Often. And lots. They are skilled and knowledgeable and will open up a whole new word of sexuality that you didn't know existed. There is no shyness or fear. They put out an unending sexual feast and want you to eat your fill. Yummy.
And if you're lucky...really, really, lucky...you'll find a person great at all of these. That's true intelligence and it's rare and incomparable. If you ever find that then why would you ever let it go?
Candyland Kitten
Trinket's story reminded me of getting a manicure at an Asian nail place. It wasn't anything fancy. The lady there was speaking to her friend and giggling in some random Asian dialect which always has annoyed me when I was just sitting there...so RUDE!! But, anyways, there was a TV on in the corner tuned to a soap opera and I was watching without really watching. The lady finally spoke to me "You Watch" and gestured towards the TV. She startled me a bit since these were the first words she had spoken right to me. I had been watching her work on my nails so I thought she meant I wasn't supposed to watch her work. I obediently turned my head and watched the TV. But, she had stopped working and just stared at me. So, I looked back at her to see what was the problem. She looked at me like I was an idiot. "Watch! You Watch!". Now confused and annoyed I again turned towards the TV. She said something to her friend and they both giggled. By now I was ready to leave but I still had sugar scrub all over my hands. She tried once more and gestured towards the TV area..."Watch! You Go Watch Hands!". Then I finally saw a pedestal sink sort of behind the TV. Ohhhhhh!...WASH! Wash my hands!!! I made it through the manicure with difficulty with her and her friend snickering and talking about me the whole time. Shockingly enough I was the only other person in their shop. Obviously never went THERE again!
And I'll share one more...when I first found out I was pregnant I made an appointment with a midwife. The nurse took me to an examining room and said the midwife would be with me shortly. She told me I could put my things on the chair beside the counter and walked out. I set down my purse and coat and there was a cape on the counter so I completely undressed and put it on for my exam. The midwife walked in a tall, stunning gorgeous blonde in stilettos and a pencil skirt. Totally not my perception of a midwife. I was shy, nervous, nauseous and totally ill at ease. She looked at me shivering and cold and in a shocked and slightly condescending voice said "WHY are you naked?" Then she said this was meant to be just a consultation and no exam was needed. I had no idea. Then to make it worse, I told her I'll just take a minute and get dressed. But she waved it off and said, that's fine. We can just talk as you are. So, I sat there totally naked and embarrassed and trying to focus on all that she was saying when all I could hear was her shocked "Why are you naked?" running through my brain.
And, I'm stopping there. Before I really embarrass myself...
And I'll share one more...when I first found out I was pregnant I made an appointment with a midwife. The nurse took me to an examining room and said the midwife would be with me shortly. She told me I could put my things on the chair beside the counter and walked out. I set down my purse and coat and there was a cape on the counter so I completely undressed and put it on for my exam. The midwife walked in a tall, stunning gorgeous blonde in stilettos and a pencil skirt. Totally not my perception of a midwife. I was shy, nervous, nauseous and totally ill at ease. She looked at me shivering and cold and in a shocked and slightly condescending voice said "WHY are you naked?" Then she said this was meant to be just a consultation and no exam was needed. I had no idea. Then to make it worse, I told her I'll just take a minute and get dressed. But she waved it off and said, that's fine. We can just talk as you are. So, I sat there totally naked and embarrassed and trying to focus on all that she was saying when all I could hear was her shocked "Why are you naked?" running through my brain.
And, I'm stopping there. Before I really embarrass myself...
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Quote by kiera
I can only assume someone is having a hiss fit that you follow others and not them??
Is that not just their tough shit?
I actually don't care who see's my follow list...If your not on it please don't spam me..I wont read you.
Actually, I have been wanting this too out of concern in stalker type situations. I have a follower who I can hide every bit of my profile from but that and he has contacted me and brought up that list of people as a way to insinuate familiarity. Long story really but I want that list to be hidden for me and them (spoken as now all of my followers go away.)
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I am sleepless. Haven't slept a wink since yesterday morning.
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Hmm. Not into beer so much but I guess craft domestic beer.
Cats or dogs
Cats or dogs
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Nope nope nope. My turn. Don't argue with a woman in her sexual prime who is short on sleep and long on kick boxing skills. Not a threat. Just my tip of the day. ;)
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I am restless and sleepless and annoyed that my eyes won't stay closed.
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Congratulations to the winners and a nod and curtsy to the other honorable mentions. All of the winners are very, very deserving and give me something to aspire to. And I'm grateful and surprised to be counted in amongst the top 10. Even if it is just by the hair of my chinny chin chin.
Well not that my chin has hairs. I'm just saying if it did. Well I don't really say it. "They" say it. The people who made the saying. But I digress. An unfortunately favorite habit of mine. Oops...still digressing. See!
So anyways...a superlative well done to all. Can't wait for the next one!
Ciao!
*Sindy smiles, waves, blows kisses, and exits stage left
Well not that my chin has hairs. I'm just saying if it did. Well I don't really say it. "They" say it. The people who made the saying. But I digress. An unfortunately favorite habit of mine. Oops...still digressing. See!
So anyways...a superlative well done to all. Can't wait for the next one!
Ciao!
*Sindy smiles, waves, blows kisses, and exits stage left
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Quote by NOLAHotGal
What is a Petite Mort? I know Petite means small but never heard the term Mort.
Brandie
La petit mort = French for "the little death"...it's orgasming so hard you lose consciousness for a short time.
And, yes I've squirted. For me it doesn't usually happen immediately after being aroused and it feels very uncomfortable leading up to it but it's amazing once I have the release.
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Mine is. I think so much of this world is fake fantasy I think there should be a little bit of realness.
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Witty banter, a kind smile, combined with that look in the eye that says I'm going to fuck you so hard you won't stop screaming my name until this time tomorrow.
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No excuse for an unclean mouth. Ever. As in never ever.
Conceit
Negativity
Being unkind-not just to me-to anyone
Lack of spontaneity
Conceit
Negativity
Being unkind-not just to me-to anyone
Lack of spontaneity
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Beer - Naughty Girl Scout...not making this up. It's from a Michigan craft brewery.
Wine - Jam Jar (my latest guilty pleasure). Normally not into sweet wines but this one I could drink like it's juice. Used to be all hoity toity but now I'm drinking wine with a screw top. Just think of it as easy access.
Liquor - Tanq and Tonic is my go to favorite if I'm at a cocktail party. But if out with the girls ready to be all hell on heels than pass the Patron please. I like it when my clothes come off.
Wine - Jam Jar (my latest guilty pleasure). Normally not into sweet wines but this one I could drink like it's juice. Used to be all hoity toity but now I'm drinking wine with a screw top. Just think of it as easy access.
Liquor - Tanq and Tonic is my go to favorite if I'm at a cocktail party. But if out with the girls ready to be all hell on heels than pass the Patron please. I like it when my clothes come off.
Candyland Kitten
SINCERITY
Sexually insatiable, nymphos cavort, erotically rutting in the yard.
Sexually insatiable, nymphos cavort, erotically rutting in the yard.
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Umm...what's the deadline for submitting our answers? I want to make sure I get them all correct. Can I get a study buddy? 