You think you are so high and mighty. Well, you aren't. You just have nothing better to do than to pick, pull and strip apart other peoples hard work. If you think you can do a better job, and obviously you think you can, then fucking do it. Save others the trouble. Save yourself the trouble of checking and just do it your fucking self in the first place and stop being a lazy cunt. Get down off your ice sculptured high horse because the second I start pissing on its legs, you're going to crash to the earth with a thud and that thousand pound lump of ice is going to crush your superficial being. Just remember to hold that tiara in place on the way down so at least you look somewhat graceful during your dismount, BITCH!!
No. If I see an attractive girl then see they also have a penis, total turn off. I dont care how good looking they may be. Its not my thing.
Its about the only thing I dont eat from the sea. Well, I eat fish, but I dont like tuna or salmon, go figure. Yeah, cant do the oyster bit. Something about the texture. And if you think you need to eat something to get in the mood, well, there might be other issues at hand there.
From those on the list:
Salma, Natalie, Sophia. I dont really get the Elizabeth Taylor hype. Yeah, its all subjective, but I just dont get it (like the whole Aniston thing). Maybe Im not old enough to have appreciated her in her younger days.
Sophia has definitely aged better than Taylor, and Raquel Welch better than both of them who was mentioned, although, Welch is 8 years Taylors' junior and 6 years Loren. But I bet she still looks better then they did at her age.
How is she breaking the 20 up? Two tens or a ten and a couple fives? Like any business person, she needs change. Maybe a handjob is $10 and $5 to feel her tits for a little while, so she has to be prepared that she may need to give some change to her customers depending on what service she will be giving. Its smart, and if you cant provide decent customer service these days, people will just go somewhere else.
Seriously though, I would hate to be in your situation. Sometimes its just better not knowing some things. I would just do what others have suggested. If you handle money she has, try and put it where it will be the last thing you will touch if you have to count it at the end of the day, then high tail it for the bathroom once she leaves, using your elbows and wrists to open and close things along the way. I dont freak out over those kinds of things, but I take every precaution I can to make sure I dont get someone elses cooties. Like a public bathroom. If you need to pull a door open to get out, I just dry my hands with paper towel after washing them, use it to pull the door and hit the jump shot into the paper bin on the way out. Simples.
taste testing my BBQ baked beans..nailed it..
88% man, 5% nightmare. What about the other 7%?? It said nothing about penis size. That was very presumptuous of it..
I remember seeing it some time ago. Fuck, Im glad I live under a public health system. Thats all I can say.
I hate it when people refer to their phone as iphone.
"Oh, I'll take a photo with my iphone", or "I'll send you the address from my iphone". Its a PHONE!! I dont give a fuck if its an iphone. They are shit anyway...lmao
Coffee. But I would not call it a fix..more like a routine. If you're putting booze in your morning heart starter, you have a problem. There, I said it..
I have mine cut every few months. My hair care is wash it daily, a very small amount of product to weigh it down a little, run my fingers though it while its wet, and Im done. I have been at the hair dresser and had guys walk in that look like they have just come from another hair dresser. I honestly dont get it..Im sure the barbers are making a small fortune on male vanity.
I have to say, those numbers were a bit of a surprise to me too. Im sure the numbers would be much higher if the survey was conducted among the lush populous..
Im not going to admit or deny anything though..
Time permitting, foreplay, and loads of it. I mean, so much that she cant take it any more and is desperate to be fucked. Is yelling and screaming, begging for it. If time and the situation dont allow it, then obviously, right to it. But the chances are, there was some kind of lead up to that kind of urgency. Maybe it was a few messages, or a look in a crowd of people that got their attention. Foreplay is not always physical.
I work for a company that manufactures machinery for the stone industry. I do tooling sales, service, repairs, technical support and installations, so it has me going all over the country 2-3 times a month, including NZ and soon to be other countries.
See, this is why I hate cats. You dont even have to antagonize them for them to be so unpredictable. My nan had a cat, and that fucker would go you for looking at it the wrong way.
Im picky with who I friend. Nothing against those with ridiculous names, fake photos, fake persona's etc. Its when I accidentally discovered one of my first friends here had over 20 accounts, was friends with themselves, and those fake accounts were friends with my friends, I could not hit the delete button fast enough. I didnt go telling everyone, they can figure it out. But I wish I was a fly on the wall when they got my message via the admin message service about having multiple accounts. I guess I was not picky enough.
