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SydneySider
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 54
Australia

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If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days, you would have produced enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee. Thank god for microwaves...

Right-handed people live, on average, nine years longer than left-handed people do..yay

A cockroach will live nine days without it's head, before it starves to death. Which is why you have to squash the fuckers...
Quote by ricinatl
I would say do naughty little things in public. Flash me, put my hand between her legs, put her fingers in my mouth after sticking them inside her pussy, rub my crotch, even using her foot under a table to rub my crotch.


Well said...
Quote by WellMadeMale


Get the fuck out... Now you're just pulling our chain.


She was never into it...what could I do...yet getting a blowy while driving was ok..go figure...
Her grabbing me, having her way with me...what ever she desires...

What do you do with yourself on a day that is so crap outside??
Innocent..but thats going to change..

Ever had sex in your car and had the cops tap on your window?? Say at a popular lovers lane spot...
Hate it...who the fuck calls themselves "the situation"?? Its fucking ridiculous. Cant stand that stupid "follow us around with cameras" BS. I dont give a rats ass what you do every day of your life. Go get a real job and career..I do of course make the choice not to watch it..but it only took half an episode a couple years ago to figure out how stupid it is. Just my opinion..
Just keeping up with the spirit of this thread. First click, first post..boohoo to the other 99,000 odd clicks with no input..
Quote by littlemissbitch


i had break up sex in high school once...it was ridiculous.


For me, breakup sex would only happen if both people didnt know when the next time would be that they would get laid...Not you necessarily...I generalized there...
Breakfast, the most important meal of the day.

Cranberry and Apple Muesli (serves 2)

3/4 cup skim milk natural yoghurt
3/4 cup rolled oats
1 small green apple thinly sliced
1/3 cup unsweetened apple juice
1/4 cup dried cranberries



recipe calls to mix only the yoghurt, oats and apple juice and refrigerate over night. Just combine everything. they also say to grate the apple, but the small thin slices add great texture. Its very heavy and thick, so I just poured in a little milk to loosen it up. This was just awesome...271 calories.
If it looks like it would be something people would like to see, try a description of the gif and put it in a google image search with "gif" also in the search..

A gif is an animated image. Frames from video that just run on a loop, like this
Just got out of the car. Im not a fan of Justin Timberlake, but I really like "What goes around". Had that shit cranked....did I just really admit to that???
A Beef B.O.B. (Big Ol Burrito) from Taco Bueno with Mexi Dip'n'chips....I have not eaten fast food in nearly a month...unheard of for me..Im dying for it...
Quote by Dancing_Doll
I also have a bizarre fascination with those TV shows and documentaries about plane crashes.


I can relate to this. I love "Air Crash Investigation". I love seeing all the technical stuff and how a plane works, how a computer controls this and that. You could really send a plane from one place to another without a pilot. Fascinating stuff.
Sugar is your worst enemy....you're better off eating that snack with a little extra fat than a fat free one laced with sugar to make it taste better...

Can someone recommend a good joint formula?? (body joints, not ). My knees start to get a little sore on the 3rd consecutive day of running, would like to fix that rather than rest them..
..sleep..its been 2 weeks of absolute sleep deprivation..some of it for a good cause though...
Quote by realz
Nothing beats pussy.


+1

But, if she wants to go the blow and is extremely skilled, hey, I cant knock that back. Never indulged in anal. Not really my thing anyway.
I just had dinner, but I could still go a Double Double from In'N'Out burger with animal style fries....
Moussaka Stack topped with rocket and lemon dressing. Part of my 3 week diet. Fantastic..
Face...especially the eyes...its what you look at when you talk to someone..
Quote by Sharemyc0k
Hate flying. Especially turbulence. Maybe I need to join the mile high club


Get yourself a ticket on an almost empty 747, ask for the back row and if the flight is not full, ask the ticket girl to block those seats. When the lights go out, lay across the row and spoon your SO..not that I have done it....I just cant see how there is room to have sex in a plane lavatory. Then there is the awkward moment of walking past those who have been waiting to use it for its intended purposes...
for me, not so much the accent, but a combination of the way they sound with the accent. Everyone has an accent, but couple it with tone and the variation of the strength of the accent, now that can be sexy...
Quote by MissyLuvsYa
Flying? No problem. Like PersonalAssistant said you're usually off to some place you wanna get to!!!! Turbulence makes me nervous but that's part of it. Small airplane flying is much more fun. You really feel like you are flying then.


Turbulence used to, but since a flight back in 2001, right after 9/11 actually so people already on edge, we hit turbulence about 3hours shy of Sydney. That was the first time flying actually scared me. Shit was going everywhere. Seat belts kept us from hitting the ceiling. It was pretty scary. Since then, I have never felt so safe knowing the punishment planes can handle.