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Evening all, lovely to see such a convivial mood in Rump's house. For a Thursday.

Glad you're ok Tonya! Scarysad

Hannah, Sprite, Curvy, you're looking exceptionally beautiful today. Verbal, I'm happy for your daughter. Not so much for you. Joking! He sounds like a good lad. He better stay that way

Rump, since you're twisting my arm, here's my latest story. https://www.lushstories.com/stories/first-time/-waiting-.aspx I hope you like it

I'll have whatever Buz is buying. Work was long, but I'm glad to be here.
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who wishes a try of the newest drink here??


I will take one Royal Fuck, please, Fuzzy.1bg8dmfFPyjqrIKq
Also, the music you provided was quite groovy. Thank you twice.

Hope everyone's having a good night.
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hard(ly) working staff


Just wanted to highlight that part of your speech, Rump. I promise I'll sweep tonight.

Hannah, happy 1/2 birthday

Laura, always lovely to see you, especially on topless Tuesday.

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Which story, Alyx? I lost too many brain cells in my misspent youth to have a reliable memory anymore.


I believe it was a story about you going to jail. I'd replied it sounded a lot like my youth. If that story doesn't come to you, I'm sure you can think of another one worth telling. Don't be shy to share with the class.

I'll take the nearest beer on tap, please.
Happy St. Paddy's day everyone, a pleasure to spend it in such company

Happy Birthday Rump! You're by far the best bartender I've ever had. So full of wisdom.

I'll have what Verbal's having. Sounds interesting. And I'm still counting on that story, V.
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Captain Marvel. heart


Aww, I'm Jell-o. No spoilers.

Passengers was the last movie for me.
Don't care what's in 'em, I'll gladly take a brownie. The floor is swept, the tea is on, and I'm off to wreak havoc on the world. Or maybe it's the other way around? Either way, work awaits.

[I]Cheek kiss[/I] Caio
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More octopus factoids (all gleaned from my obsession last year):

Boy octopuses (NOT OCTOPI!!!) mate by sticking an arm inside the girl octopus, and sorta hands her the sperm. SOMETIMES SHE TAKES THE WHOLE ARM!!!

*cringing*


Glad this wasn't in your 'Change' story. Lol!

My fact: Having sex burns about 360 calories per hour.

Friendly reminder not to forget your exercise today.
Morning Rumps fam. I'm bleary-eyed and ready for Bertha's finest. Maybe I should consider going to bed at a reasonable hour? Yeah. I didn't think so either.
Tonya, good luck at your appointment. Milk, I look forward to the new series - mums the word. Curvy, always lovely to see you, and Rumps, I'd love to start pitching in around here. What time does this haven open? I'm not a morning person, but I can pick up a mop throughout the day.

*Slurps*
I've literally been dancing all day. It was quite a sight at work.

Curvy, I am in awe of you. Can I sit by you? Maybe some of your talent will rub off on me. And congrats Wordsmith, your story was fantastic...ly hot.

The fact that I'm part of 'The Gang' now is better than the win. Thanks you guys
Morning all, coffee sounds perfect.

Sprite, how come you never asked for my ID? Is it because my maturity level exceeds this tight, young body? *Tries to wink, blinks instead*
I was mistaken for eighteen a few weeks ago. I'm over half way through my twenties.ZGpCJUDIKr2Zcf2n
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Happy Mardi Gras to you Bill! And everyone else. I spent a couple nights in jail in New Orleans during Mardi Gras (long story), but got out on Fat Tuesday. It was kind of fun, to be honest. At the time I romantisized things like getting thrown in jail as signs of an authentic, original life.

Fuzzy, I am giving up moderation for Lent.

Sunny day. All the snow is finally beginning to melt. The mountains are gorgous, dusted in snow, glinting in the sunlight.

Actually going to a writing critique group tonight. I have always avoided them in the past. Being dragged, kicking and screaming, into networking with other writers.

The usual please. Hope everyone has an excellent Fat Tuesday!


I'd like to hear this long story one day. Reminds me of my youth, when I wasn't fully living unless I said yes to literally every opportunity. (Jeez, have I stopped living?)

Your mountains sound a lot like mine.

And Fuzzy, I shall give up stress. Is that a thing? Can I do that?

Anything that's alcohol, please barkeep.
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YES! CRIME SPREE! you're driving, i'm riding shotgun. where does this boss guy live? we'll pay him a visit, sell him some girl scout cookies!


You're exactly the kind of friend I need.

I'll take a strong coffee. (Unrelated note, does anyone know which alcohol goes best with coffee? If any?)
Just stopping in to say 'ello. And to drink something exceedingly strong. My Friday was not that great, and I'm still lamenting.

You know what, Sprite? I'll take you up on that tussle. Ready to beat the shit out of something (since it can't be my boss).
Beer sounds delightful. Anything lite.

I can't decide whose wordplay I like more: Rump's or Ping's. You guys are hilarious. And Sprite frightens me a little. *Secretly glad my last two comp entries were submitted fairly early.*
I'm giggling already, and I haven't even ordered yet. I am a lightweight though, so that'll catch up soon. You guys are too nice. Thank you for the 'Gorilla' Rumps, I'm always up to try new things. Your hospitality is overwhelming.

And Sprite, thank you for the mention on my runner up after the runners up on the previous contest. I felt pretty good about that RR (dubbed by Nicola, no less).
You're so sweet, I'm ready to forgive any nonexisting holes you create in my garments

Wine tonight, please.

By the way, if I'd known how fun you all are, I'd have visited the forum long ago.
Evening Rump, I'm here to take you up on your offer, (and thank you again for the comment on my comp story). Whip me up whatever you're drinking - in a mood for sharing spirits.

I'm trying to play catch-up! The Vault was closed? I'm curious why, as well as wondering why there were so many top-notch stories on the home page. So many great writers here, and since we're on that topic, Frank Lee's Monster was definitely worth the read.

Love the Lush community, so many wonderful people. I hope to join the ranks of the great.

If you feel so inclined to take an interesting ride, my story Capable is up for 'The Moment You Knew' competition.heart
Coming from game night at a friend's house. Drank vodka and had way too much fun. Only slightly inebriated. One more won't hurt, right?

Blackberry vodka on sprite por favor.

Muah
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Good evening. I would like some lemonade, please. Happy birthday to Sara. Where is lyfbuz? I feel like writing another flash story. Thank you to everyone who read my one I posted earlier this week. I'm so glad it's Friday. I could sleep all weekend possibly. I need days to be longer! I keep meaning to do important things but I can't find the time. Did I say lemonade? I meant eleven shots of vödka.



Loving your flashes lately They pair perfectly with pink wineheart Do write another.
Browncoffee Recommended my flash story: The One That Got Away. Pretty psyched about thatheart
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