Gone girl with Ben Affleck. Still don't understand it.
Ping, I've read Porn Again, Christian, and the title was as clever as the story was hot. M.E.G.A was hilarious. Now I'm interested in those last three...
WW, I loved Deprivation. You had me at Dripping Underwear. Now I'm gonna read your other one.
Whose mouth to whose ass?
Hello beautiful people -- it has been one long fucking week. (Wait, it's only Wednesday?) Rump, I'll take whatever tonic you recommend for said frazzled nerves. As long as it's vodka. In sprite. With a lime. If you could put that in a bag and rig it like a saline drip, I'd be forever grateful.
Quick run-through on relevant topics:
1. I do watch Game Of Thrones, and no, I don't wanna talk about it. Actually, I really do, which is exactly why I won't.
2. Teenagers are, indeed, terrifying.
3. I want to be invited to whatever type on contest we decide on. Donuts, pussy. I'm game.
It's lovely to see you all. Hope everyone's well.
I usually just sleep in a long shirt. Sleeping without panties has health benefits for the lady parts.
*The more you know*
Bad Things - Milky Chance ft. Izzy Bizu
I'm back in! Haven't been able to access the site to get to the forum for a few hours now. (I'm on my phone) Started having withdrawals.
Anyone remember how they stumbled upon the site, and what made you join? The first time I read erotica I was like...well shit. Found my new favorite genre. Then I signed up lol.
Thanks for the bump on my drink, V. Got me through lunch at least.
Morning beautiful people. Just logged in to find a Veteran badge on my profile. Evidently my alter ego's thoughts have been active here for the last five years. Time really flies when you're having fun;)
I'm ready for the weekend! Spike my coffee with whatever's closest por favor❤☕?
You kind, benevolent soul, you.
Morning Rump, I'll have to go read this epilogue. I thought your comp entry was a delight.
Coffee for me please, kind Ser. If you're not already knighted, you ought to be. 1219 pages deep in Rumplations right now. Master of misguided misfits.
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Anything with alcohol for you, V. Arya, amirite?
I'll join all you sexy peeps for a quick cup. Hoping this Friday will be the start of a great weekend. There's an open mic night tonight, and I'm considering taking my ukulele and making a fool of myself. We'll see what happens.
First, Bertha's finest please.